~~~Hiei~~~
"On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me... Three french hen, two turtle doves, and a partage in a pear tree" The choir sang
"Fucking choir, I thought I killed them" Hiei said to him-self
Hiei was in a elf suit(Imagane a elf, with a katana at his side). He was giving every one death glares, which scared most of the children away, but some stayed to see dear old Santa Clause...
'I'm going to kill that kitsune' Hiei thought to himself
"Hello Mr. Elf" a kid came up to Hiei smiling
"What do you want boy" Hiei said codly
"To see santa" He said
"Well I'm not him so go find him" Hiei said
"Ok" He said smiling and hopping away
"Stupid kid, fuck this" Hiei said and went to the elf to try to get him up.
Hiei picked him up and punched him across the face.
"WAKE UP YOU BAKA" Hiei yelled
Hiei then took a randomly placed bucket of water and threw it on him. The elf remained unconsious. Hiei then just took him and put out side of santas work shop.
"Thoses stupid ningens will never know" Hiei smirked
"Hey whats wrong with the elf, mommy" a kid said
"Shit" Hiei muttered under his breath
Hiei hid in a corner and opened is jagan and controled the little man. The man got up and was in a possesed state. He walked up to the kid and stood there not blinking or anything. The kid looked at him and got scared and ran away, then ran into a pole and fell unconious him-self.
"Hn, stupid ningen children" Hiei said
"Elf, can you hand this boy a candy cane" Santa said
Just then Hiei decided to have a little fun. He made the man walked to the children and scared them away, and killed a few people in the procese (No children were harmed in the making of this fanfic, there were how ever some adults harmed in the making)
"Elf, what the hell are you doing" Santa said
The kids who were left gasped at santa saying "hell"
"ooooh santa said the H word" some kid said
The "elf" walked up to santa and "accedently" killed santa. The kids cheered and the parents were covering their childrens eyes at the blood shed.
"Hn, weak ningens" Hiei said closing his jagan eye
Hiei looked up to see he had suceeded with killing santa (ah the power of santa). Santa took the elf and threw him into a wall. Every one looked in fear, as Santa began his ranpage. He ran through the mall like a mad man. Children ran in fear, and these two girls named Kelly and Val just stood there laughing. Santa had killed a few people. Some one called the police. Some how the spirit detectives didn't hear people shouts for help... Lets see what their doing
Yusuke and Kuwabara...
"Hmmm, do you hear some thing" Kuwabara asked
"Nah" Yusuke said
"Ok"
Genkai, Yukina, and Keiko...
"Wow look at that dress" Keiko said
"Yes its beautiful" Genkai said
"Yeah" Yukina said
Kurama and Botan...
"Whats that in your pocket" Botan asked
"Um... nothing" Kurama said
"What is it?" Botan asked
"Nothing" Kurama said
"Watches, a wallet, a ring, a bracelet, and money" Botan said shocked pulling stuff out of his pocket
"Um... well you see" Kurama tried to explain
"Where did you get these?" Botan asked
"I a... bought them" Kurama said
"You don't have enough money" Botan said
"Ok, heres the deal I'll give you the ring if you don't tell anyone" Kurama said
"Give me the wallet and it's a deal" Botan said
"Fine" Kurama said
Santa...
There were five men in little white jump suits chasing Santa. They finally caught him, and wrapped him in a strait jacket and dragged him in the van and took him away...
"Stupid ningens" Hiei said going to find Kurama
When Hiei found Kurama...
"I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU KITSUNE" Hiei yelled
"Oh hello Hiei, how did the elf thing go" Kurama asked snickering
"GRRRR, SHUT UP YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I HAD TO GO THROUGH"
Hiei yelled pulling out his katana
"Um.... Hiei what are you doing" Kurama said slowly backing away
"Like I said you have no idea what I had to go through" Hiei said
"Um... Hiei calm down" Kurama said, but was too late Hiei was slashing his sword all around. They fought for hours. Hiei was about to slash him in the face, but stopped millimeters away...
"So, why did you stop" Kurama asked
"I would never kill my partner" Hiei said
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A/N:Merry Christmas!
"On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me... Three french hen, two turtle doves, and a partage in a pear tree" The choir sang
"Fucking choir, I thought I killed them" Hiei said to him-self
Hiei was in a elf suit(Imagane a elf, with a katana at his side). He was giving every one death glares, which scared most of the children away, but some stayed to see dear old Santa Clause...
'I'm going to kill that kitsune' Hiei thought to himself
"Hello Mr. Elf" a kid came up to Hiei smiling
"What do you want boy" Hiei said codly
"To see santa" He said
"Well I'm not him so go find him" Hiei said
"Ok" He said smiling and hopping away
"Stupid kid, fuck this" Hiei said and went to the elf to try to get him up.
Hiei picked him up and punched him across the face.
"WAKE UP YOU BAKA" Hiei yelled
Hiei then took a randomly placed bucket of water and threw it on him. The elf remained unconsious. Hiei then just took him and put out side of santas work shop.
"Thoses stupid ningens will never know" Hiei smirked
"Hey whats wrong with the elf, mommy" a kid said
"Shit" Hiei muttered under his breath
Hiei hid in a corner and opened is jagan and controled the little man. The man got up and was in a possesed state. He walked up to the kid and stood there not blinking or anything. The kid looked at him and got scared and ran away, then ran into a pole and fell unconious him-self.
"Hn, stupid ningen children" Hiei said
"Elf, can you hand this boy a candy cane" Santa said
Just then Hiei decided to have a little fun. He made the man walked to the children and scared them away, and killed a few people in the procese (No children were harmed in the making of this fanfic, there were how ever some adults harmed in the making)
"Elf, what the hell are you doing" Santa said
The kids who were left gasped at santa saying "hell"
"ooooh santa said the H word" some kid said
The "elf" walked up to santa and "accedently" killed santa. The kids cheered and the parents were covering their childrens eyes at the blood shed.
"Hn, weak ningens" Hiei said closing his jagan eye
Hiei looked up to see he had suceeded with killing santa (ah the power of santa). Santa took the elf and threw him into a wall. Every one looked in fear, as Santa began his ranpage. He ran through the mall like a mad man. Children ran in fear, and these two girls named Kelly and Val just stood there laughing. Santa had killed a few people. Some one called the police. Some how the spirit detectives didn't hear people shouts for help... Lets see what their doing
Yusuke and Kuwabara...
"Hmmm, do you hear some thing" Kuwabara asked
"Nah" Yusuke said
"Ok"
Genkai, Yukina, and Keiko...
"Wow look at that dress" Keiko said
"Yes its beautiful" Genkai said
"Yeah" Yukina said
Kurama and Botan...
"Whats that in your pocket" Botan asked
"Um... nothing" Kurama said
"What is it?" Botan asked
"Nothing" Kurama said
"Watches, a wallet, a ring, a bracelet, and money" Botan said shocked pulling stuff out of his pocket
"Um... well you see" Kurama tried to explain
"Where did you get these?" Botan asked
"I a... bought them" Kurama said
"You don't have enough money" Botan said
"Ok, heres the deal I'll give you the ring if you don't tell anyone" Kurama said
"Give me the wallet and it's a deal" Botan said
"Fine" Kurama said
Santa...
There were five men in little white jump suits chasing Santa. They finally caught him, and wrapped him in a strait jacket and dragged him in the van and took him away...
"Stupid ningens" Hiei said going to find Kurama
When Hiei found Kurama...
"I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU KITSUNE" Hiei yelled
"Oh hello Hiei, how did the elf thing go" Kurama asked snickering
"GRRRR, SHUT UP YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I HAD TO GO THROUGH"
Hiei yelled pulling out his katana
"Um.... Hiei what are you doing" Kurama said slowly backing away
"Like I said you have no idea what I had to go through" Hiei said
"Um... Hiei calm down" Kurama said, but was too late Hiei was slashing his sword all around. They fought for hours. Hiei was about to slash him in the face, but stopped millimeters away...
"So, why did you stop" Kurama asked
"I would never kill my partner" Hiei said
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A/N:Merry Christmas!