"On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me Six geese-a-laying,
Fiiiiiive golden rings, Four calling birds, Three French hens, Two turtle
doves, And a partridge in a pear tree" Sang people in the North pole which
Hiei was at
"Baka ningens" Hiei said walking deeper into the snow
Soon he came across a pole sticking out of the snow.
"Must be here" Hiei said digging through the snow, he eventually came across a building. He entered and looked in and saw a bunch of little elves running around making toys.
"What the fuck?" Hiei said to him self
"Hohohoho, Hurry up elves Christmas is only days away" said Santa, sitting at a desk checking his list twice. He had a snake next to him
"You bastard" Hiei whispered to him self "No worries, I'll have my revenge"
Hiei went to Santa and grabbed the snake...
"Give me that snake... Hiei?" Santa said
"Why did you take away my snake" Hiei said
"It's Yusuke's I have to give it back to him" Santa said
"Over my dead body" Hiei said taking out his katana
Santa took a fighting position
"You will pay dearly" Hiei said
"Hn" Santa replied
Hiei looked at him with such envy, taking his line like that. Surly Santa would pay!
"I will kill you" Hiei said in the coldest way ever
"Such a shame you were on my nice list" Santa said
"Me?" Hiei said
"Yeah well, after saving the world at the Dark Tournament you were put on the nice list" Santa said
"You won't be alive to deliver the toys" Hiei said stabbing him in the side. Santa yelled out in pain
"You will pay" Santa said kicking Hiei in the stomach
"Bastard" Hiei said swinging his sword at him but only gave him a small cut on his cheek.
"Hiei you've been very bad" Santa said punching him
"Just a second ago you said I was on the good list" Hiei said
"Yeah well... um" Hiei took that chance to get Santa, he cut him in the back of the ankel (ow ow ow ow ow)
"Ahhhhhhhhh!" Santa yelled out, Hiei let out a small chuckle
"Hiei, you will be letting down so mant kids if you continue this" Santa said
"Hn" Hiei said
"ELVES" Santa yelled out
A bunch of elves came running out and started to attack Hiei
"You baka elves" Hiei yelled
They bit and scratched him
"You wusses" Hiei said cause they were scratching and bitting
"You will pay" The elves kept saying in their high pitched voices
"Hn" Hiei said and then sliced all the littled elves in half, they were still twitching around
"Freaks" Hiei said walking away
"Come back here" The elves said pulling them selves back together. Hiei's eyes went wide. The elves jumped back on Hiei.
"Get off me you midgets" Hiei yelled, the elves stopped and started to tear up...
"Were perfectly normal height for our race" The elves said starting to cry
Hiei grined and shouted insults at them for being as short as him. The elves left crying. (SHORT PEOPLE RULE!)
Hiei left smiling. When he got back to Japan, he found where every one else was and told them of his adventure.
"You fought Santa?" Kurama asked
Hiei nodded.
Every one laughed, and then went to the park...
When they reached the park, they engaged in a snow ball war. Every where snow balls were being thrown, Hiei wasn't hit by any...
After what seemed like hours the war came to an end. There was a victorious Genkai, an unconsious Kuwabara, and mad Hiei, and every one else had caught a cold except for Yukina.
"You all suck" Genkai said in her victory
"Hn" Hiei said
"You cheated" Yusuke said in his sore sportsmenship
"Stop complaining slacker, you were to lazy to block the snow balls"
"Well then I guess we all should be going, we have a Christmas party tomorrow don't forget" Kurama said
"Oh yeah" Yusuke said
"What should we do with Kuwabara?" Keiko asked
"Leave the ningen here" Hiei said
"He'll die" Keiko said
"Oh well" Hiei said walking away
"I'll throw him in a dumpster... I mean bring him home" Yusuke said
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"Baka ningens" Hiei said walking deeper into the snow
Soon he came across a pole sticking out of the snow.
"Must be here" Hiei said digging through the snow, he eventually came across a building. He entered and looked in and saw a bunch of little elves running around making toys.
"What the fuck?" Hiei said to him self
"Hohohoho, Hurry up elves Christmas is only days away" said Santa, sitting at a desk checking his list twice. He had a snake next to him
"You bastard" Hiei whispered to him self "No worries, I'll have my revenge"
Hiei went to Santa and grabbed the snake...
"Give me that snake... Hiei?" Santa said
"Why did you take away my snake" Hiei said
"It's Yusuke's I have to give it back to him" Santa said
"Over my dead body" Hiei said taking out his katana
Santa took a fighting position
"You will pay dearly" Hiei said
"Hn" Santa replied
Hiei looked at him with such envy, taking his line like that. Surly Santa would pay!
"I will kill you" Hiei said in the coldest way ever
"Such a shame you were on my nice list" Santa said
"Me?" Hiei said
"Yeah well, after saving the world at the Dark Tournament you were put on the nice list" Santa said
"You won't be alive to deliver the toys" Hiei said stabbing him in the side. Santa yelled out in pain
"You will pay" Santa said kicking Hiei in the stomach
"Bastard" Hiei said swinging his sword at him but only gave him a small cut on his cheek.
"Hiei you've been very bad" Santa said punching him
"Just a second ago you said I was on the good list" Hiei said
"Yeah well... um" Hiei took that chance to get Santa, he cut him in the back of the ankel (ow ow ow ow ow)
"Ahhhhhhhhh!" Santa yelled out, Hiei let out a small chuckle
"Hiei, you will be letting down so mant kids if you continue this" Santa said
"Hn" Hiei said
"ELVES" Santa yelled out
A bunch of elves came running out and started to attack Hiei
"You baka elves" Hiei yelled
They bit and scratched him
"You wusses" Hiei said cause they were scratching and bitting
"You will pay" The elves kept saying in their high pitched voices
"Hn" Hiei said and then sliced all the littled elves in half, they were still twitching around
"Freaks" Hiei said walking away
"Come back here" The elves said pulling them selves back together. Hiei's eyes went wide. The elves jumped back on Hiei.
"Get off me you midgets" Hiei yelled, the elves stopped and started to tear up...
"Were perfectly normal height for our race" The elves said starting to cry
Hiei grined and shouted insults at them for being as short as him. The elves left crying. (SHORT PEOPLE RULE!)
Hiei left smiling. When he got back to Japan, he found where every one else was and told them of his adventure.
"You fought Santa?" Kurama asked
Hiei nodded.
Every one laughed, and then went to the park...
When they reached the park, they engaged in a snow ball war. Every where snow balls were being thrown, Hiei wasn't hit by any...
After what seemed like hours the war came to an end. There was a victorious Genkai, an unconsious Kuwabara, and mad Hiei, and every one else had caught a cold except for Yukina.
"You all suck" Genkai said in her victory
"Hn" Hiei said
"You cheated" Yusuke said in his sore sportsmenship
"Stop complaining slacker, you were to lazy to block the snow balls"
"Well then I guess we all should be going, we have a Christmas party tomorrow don't forget" Kurama said
"Oh yeah" Yusuke said
"What should we do with Kuwabara?" Keiko asked
"Leave the ningen here" Hiei said
"He'll die" Keiko said
"Oh well" Hiei said walking away
"I'll throw him in a dumpster... I mean bring him home" Yusuke said
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