I don't own InuYasha. So there. That said, I'm in the holiday spirit! Oh, and review! I need them! Or else I'll feel very unloved! I see so many stories with more than twenty reviews and I feel like no one reads my fics! Just review, I accept anonymous and one lines, even if the line is only one word! At least I know you read it! Just put I read if you're lazy or don't wanna put much in. About spelling, I tried to spell check but it said almost everything was spelled wrong and I didn't feel like teaching the baka piece of crap a ton of Japanese and wasting my time so ignore spelling/grammer errors. I'm a lazy wench and I'm okay. I will post the final chap near Christmas and I'll probably put up 2 chapters a week. NOW ON WITH THE SHOW!!!

I'm dreaming of an InuYasha Christmas
It's my favorite anime show.
There's delinquent monks,
And demon exterminators
You see Kikyo almost every show.(why won't she die?!)
I'm dreaming of an InuYasha Christmas.
There's always demons to fight.
May we find a shinkon shard so bright.
And hope not to get attacked on new moon night...

I'm dreaming of an InuYasha Christmas
Miroku just might grope Sango!
She'll knock him out,
And scream and shout,
It happens almost every episode!
I'm dreaming of an InuYasha Christmas.
Sesshomaru will try to kill his bro,
He has an idiot minion.
Who moans and gripes
If only he'd croak tonight! (Jaken,not Sesshy!)

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Ch 1

Kagome Higurashi rolled over in her sleeping bag, and thought to herself 'Only one week till Christmas.' ONE WEEK? Where did time go? She had yet to consider what gifts she'd buy her friends, let alone buy them anything. She packed her things and moved toward the well when a familiar face appeared in front of hers.

"Where do you think you're going?" InuYasha yelled. "Well, I WAS going home for Christmas. Who died and left you emperor?" She screamed back, taking no heed of those sleeping nearby. Shippo jumped up upon hearing the fighting companions. "What's Christmas, Kagome?"

"Well, it's this really big holiday where you buy everyone presents, and sing songs, and eat, and do a bunch of other fun stuff I'd love to do if SOMEONE would let me go home for a week! JUST ONE WEEK, INUYASHA, IS THAT TOO MUCH TOO ASK?" The young woman raved.

"Well, seeing as I'm awake and have no chance of sleeping again, I'd like to propose a resolution to the dispute."

The three looked at the delinquent monk who had spoken and stopped fighting, confused looks upon all of their faces. "What is this idea, may I ask, and does it involve you grabbing anyone's bum?" Kagome asked him.

"Well, no, but since Shippo and I are interested in this holiday, why don't we all visit your time and celebrate together? The more the merrier that's what I say." Miroku suggested.

"That's the most sensible thing I've heard come out of your mouth all week, Houshi-sama." A sleepy looking demon exterminator known as Sango joined the group.

"It's settled then. We'll all come and I'll get back on time for sure, okay InuYasha?" Kagome announced. "Feh." Was all the reply they got from the hanyou and the five of them jumped through the well together.

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"Kagome, are you sure your mum won't mind having a hanyou, a delinquent monk, a fox demon and a demon exterminator stay at your home for a whole week?" Sango inquired.

"Well InuYasha comes over unannounced all them time, so I'm sure she won't mid three other odd guests. No offense." Kagome replied. "Well, I guess we'd best make bedding arrangements. Sango, you and I can sleep in my room. Miroku, Shippo and InuYasha can all sleep in the living room. I drag out the old futon for them."

"You mean I have to share a bed with a Hentai and an eight year-old?" InuYasha voiced.

"No, we have two, and if you don't quit moaning I'll s-i-t you." Kagome threatened, enjoying the hanyou plaster a fake smile on his face so that he wouldn't have kiss the earth again. She led them on a tour of the house and let them settle in. "Are you hungry? Maybe we can go Christmas shopping this afternoon. Then again..." She looked at their clothing. A dog eared boy, a teenaged monk, a kid with a tail, and a girl wearing a black body suit might get some odd looks. 'Shippo might fit my brother's clothes from when he was little. We could hide the tail with a jacket. InuYasha could use a cap and some shoes. Miroku could go in his robes, monks aren't that uncommon, he'd just have to lose the staff. Sango...'

"Hey Sango, come up to my room for a sec, would you?" The two girls ran upstairs, much to the confusion of the male half of the group. A few moments later Kagome returned to the living room and announced "Gentlemen, I give you Sango!" The exterminator came downstairs in one of Kagome's sailor fuku's and a pair of knee socks with loafers. Her hair was hanging loose and her eyes accentuated with some cosmetics. Miroku stood and edged toward her.

"HENTAI!" The monk received a sharp whap on the head as punishment for the rub he had administered to Sango's rear end. "It was worth it...my aching head...." He fell onto the floor with a resounding thud. "That'll teach him not to grope me. "Probably not though." Sango sighed. The five went about what ever they were doing before the scene and Miroku pulled Kagome aside.

"Err...Kagome, I have to ask you something." He whispered.

"Well, sure. Why are you whispering?" She replied, wondering what caused this turnaround.

"I'd like to give something nice to...a friend, and well, I'd like to pay for it myself. By working. You know what I mean."

"You could do some chores for my mum I guess...."

"Actually, I'd prefer a real job, if you don't mind."

"I'll try to find you something. Don't worry about money though. If I can't find you work, my mum can for sure."

"Thanks. Please don't say anything about it okay?"

"Wouldn't dream of it." Kagome wondered what Miroku could possibly want to do that for. She pushed the thought aside for the time being. More important was how she could get them to go shopping without knowing what each other bought. Shippo was pretty well behaved. So was Miroku if a girl wasn't around. InuYasha never did too much damage either. 'Well, if I take one shopping everyday while mum's home, then we can all get gifts. Problem solved!' Kagome congratulated herself and announced the schedule. She and Sango headed out after explaining the situation to Mrs. Higurashi. She was only too glad to share tradition with her daughter's friends. The girls headed off to the mall in a cab and prepared to shop till they dropped!