"On the Ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me... nine ladies dancing, eight maids a milking, seven swans a swimming, Fiiiiiive golden rings, Four calling birds, Three French hens, Two turtle doves, And a partridge in a pear tree" Botan sang happily as she walked home

"Onna shut up" Hiei yelled from behind her

"Sorry" She yelled back

"Hn" He managed to yell (God knows how you yell "hn", but he did it god damit!)

Jin and Touya went to the mall, there was a new Santa.

"Hmmm, hey Touta want to get or picture taken with Santa?" Jin asked

"That stupid ningen tradition?" Touya said

"Yeah" Jin replied quickly

"Why not" Touya said racing of to Santa

There was a loooong line.

"Dumb Kids" Jin said

"I have an idea" Touya said

"What?" Jin asked

"Ok, watch... Excuse me little boy look over that way" Touya said

"Where?" The boy asked, when he turned Touya and Jin cut infront of him. Being the stupid ignorant kid he was he had no clue. Touya and Jin kept doing this for about and hour or so, they had to beat up a few of the kids cause they were too smart. (I remind you, all kid actors were really adults with their feet chopped off)

"YEA! SANTA!" Jin and Touya yelled running up to Santa

"Well hello there young boys, what can I get you for Christmas?" Santa asked

"I want a train" Jin said

"And I want a Racecar (Hey readers spell racecar backwards, when you get the answer reveiw it to me)" Touya said

"Wow, you boys are still into the stuff I can see you are in the Holiday spirit" Santa said while they took the picture. Jin and Touya tried to contain there laughter, for the picture. When the picture was over they said laughing at the same time...

"Like we really want those things, but seriously give us new cell phones or something cool like that" Touya sai, as both of them walked away

Chuu was off on a drinking spree. He was beating up a bunch of people, and stubling down the street...

~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~ A/N: Sorry this is short, the other ones are gonna be to... KELLY DON'T YELL AT ME, IT IS 3 AM, CHRISTMAS EVE BUT I INTEND TO FINISH THIS STORY!!! AND ITS NOT LIKE YOU WROTE... Fron Virginia... Merry Christmas. Kelly if you are reading this you have already opened your presents so fuck you... I mean have fun!