A/N: The Computer wouldn't let me download the 10th chapter
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" On the elventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me... eleven pipers pipping, ten lords a leaping, nine ladies dancing, eight maids a milking, seven swans a swimming, Fiiiiiive golden rings, Four calling birds, Three French hens, Two turtle doves, And a partridge in a pear tree" Botan said going to Yusuke's house for Christmas eve. Every one was already there. She walked in the door, and saw Genkai was missing
"Where is Genkai?" Botan asked
"She got ran over by a reindeer" Yusuke said
"What?" Botan asked
"A reindeer" Yusuke said
Kuwabara started to sing...
"Genkai got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me an' Yusuke, we believe.
She'd been drinking too much eggnog,
And we begged her not to go.
But she forgot her medication,
And she staggered out the door
into the snow.
When we found her Christmas morning,
At the scene of the attack
She had hoof prints on her forehead,
And incriminating Claus marks
on her back.
Genkai got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me an' Yusuke, we believe.
Now we're all so proud of Yusuke,
He's been taking this so well.
See him in there watching football,
Drinking beer and playing cards
with cousin Jin.
It's not Christmas without Genkai,
All the family's dressed in black.
And we just can't help but wonder
Should we open up her gifts
or send them back?
Genkai got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me an' Yusuke, we believe.
Now the goose is on the table
And the pudding made of fig
(ahhhhh!)
And the blue and silver candles,
That would just have matched the hair
in Genkai's wig.
I've warned all my friends and neighbours,
Better watch out for yourselves.
They should never give a license,
To a man who drives a sleigh
and plays with elves.
Sing it, Yusuke!
Genkai got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me an' Yusuke, we believe"
"Kuwabara every one knowes you just sang 'Grandma got ran over by a reindeer' and just switched some stuff around, besides Genkai is still beating the crap out of the reindeer" Yusuke said
"So" Kuwabara said
"Ok so what do you want half dead Santa" Yusuke said looking at the well beaten up Santa
"Yeah, well you see since Hiei almost killed me I need some one to deliver all the presents and you guys are just what I need" Santa explained
"Yeah right" Yusuke said
"I'll let you ride the sleigh" Santa said
"Well fine, ok" Yusuke said "Where are the presents"
"In the sleigh" Santa said
"Ok, well be back" Yusuke said dragging evey one into the sleigh
"Ok, lets see who is on the nice list this year?" Yusuke said looking though the list
"wow there are a lot of kids on that list, its like he has the name of every kid on these list" Kuwabara said
"Ya think" Yusuke said
"Ok lets see these letters" Yusuke said reading off one letter
"Dear Santa, Give us toys, money, power, and many many gifts. OR ELSE WE WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR ELVES, THEN YOUR REINDEER AND THEN WE WON'T LEAVE OUT ANY COOKIES! Love Valerie and Kelly xoxoxox
"Whay should we give them?" Kuwabara asked
"What they want, I've been in there shoes I know they mean business, if we don't meet their demands they won't give us cookies" Yusuke said
"We better hurry then" Kuwabara said
After that, they looked through the list
"What I'm on the naughty list, even Hiei made the nice list, how come I didn't?" Yusuke screamed "Well since I'm Santa, we'll just change that and there I'm nice" Yusuke said
"Baka" Hiei said
"Yusuke do you think you should have gave those presents to those girls back there" Keiko asked
"Yeah" Yusuke said
Later that night...
"Ok lets go to America" Yusuke said
"Hn" Hiei replied
"On Dancer and who ever on comet and cupid, on faster and what ever, you know what just go before I don't feed you" Yusuke said
They went off like a rocket. They eventually finished evey one, after being almost eaten by every dog in the world
"Ok Santa, the kids have presents" Yusuke said to Santa
"That you guys, now here are your presents" Santa said. There were a bunch of presents under the tree. They all went to sleep so they could open there presents in the morning
5 minutes later...
The alarm clock rang and ever one jumped up to open there presents...
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A/N: Thats what I call a chapter!
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" On the elventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me... eleven pipers pipping, ten lords a leaping, nine ladies dancing, eight maids a milking, seven swans a swimming, Fiiiiiive golden rings, Four calling birds, Three French hens, Two turtle doves, And a partridge in a pear tree" Botan said going to Yusuke's house for Christmas eve. Every one was already there. She walked in the door, and saw Genkai was missing
"Where is Genkai?" Botan asked
"She got ran over by a reindeer" Yusuke said
"What?" Botan asked
"A reindeer" Yusuke said
Kuwabara started to sing...
"Genkai got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me an' Yusuke, we believe.
She'd been drinking too much eggnog,
And we begged her not to go.
But she forgot her medication,
And she staggered out the door
into the snow.
When we found her Christmas morning,
At the scene of the attack
She had hoof prints on her forehead,
And incriminating Claus marks
on her back.
Genkai got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me an' Yusuke, we believe.
Now we're all so proud of Yusuke,
He's been taking this so well.
See him in there watching football,
Drinking beer and playing cards
with cousin Jin.
It's not Christmas without Genkai,
All the family's dressed in black.
And we just can't help but wonder
Should we open up her gifts
or send them back?
Genkai got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me an' Yusuke, we believe.
Now the goose is on the table
And the pudding made of fig
(ahhhhh!)
And the blue and silver candles,
That would just have matched the hair
in Genkai's wig.
I've warned all my friends and neighbours,
Better watch out for yourselves.
They should never give a license,
To a man who drives a sleigh
and plays with elves.
Sing it, Yusuke!
Genkai got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me an' Yusuke, we believe"
"Kuwabara every one knowes you just sang 'Grandma got ran over by a reindeer' and just switched some stuff around, besides Genkai is still beating the crap out of the reindeer" Yusuke said
"So" Kuwabara said
"Ok so what do you want half dead Santa" Yusuke said looking at the well beaten up Santa
"Yeah, well you see since Hiei almost killed me I need some one to deliver all the presents and you guys are just what I need" Santa explained
"Yeah right" Yusuke said
"I'll let you ride the sleigh" Santa said
"Well fine, ok" Yusuke said "Where are the presents"
"In the sleigh" Santa said
"Ok, well be back" Yusuke said dragging evey one into the sleigh
"Ok, lets see who is on the nice list this year?" Yusuke said looking though the list
"wow there are a lot of kids on that list, its like he has the name of every kid on these list" Kuwabara said
"Ya think" Yusuke said
"Ok lets see these letters" Yusuke said reading off one letter
"Dear Santa, Give us toys, money, power, and many many gifts. OR ELSE WE WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR ELVES, THEN YOUR REINDEER AND THEN WE WON'T LEAVE OUT ANY COOKIES! Love Valerie and Kelly xoxoxox
"Whay should we give them?" Kuwabara asked
"What they want, I've been in there shoes I know they mean business, if we don't meet their demands they won't give us cookies" Yusuke said
"We better hurry then" Kuwabara said
After that, they looked through the list
"What I'm on the naughty list, even Hiei made the nice list, how come I didn't?" Yusuke screamed "Well since I'm Santa, we'll just change that and there I'm nice" Yusuke said
"Baka" Hiei said
"Yusuke do you think you should have gave those presents to those girls back there" Keiko asked
"Yeah" Yusuke said
Later that night...
"Ok lets go to America" Yusuke said
"Hn" Hiei replied
"On Dancer and who ever on comet and cupid, on faster and what ever, you know what just go before I don't feed you" Yusuke said
They went off like a rocket. They eventually finished evey one, after being almost eaten by every dog in the world
"Ok Santa, the kids have presents" Yusuke said to Santa
"That you guys, now here are your presents" Santa said. There were a bunch of presents under the tree. They all went to sleep so they could open there presents in the morning
5 minutes later...
The alarm clock rang and ever one jumped up to open there presents...
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A/N: Thats what I call a chapter!