"On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me... twelve drummers druming, eleven pipers pipping, ten lords a leaping, nine ladies dancing, eight maids a milking, seven swans a swimming, Fiiiiiive golden rings, Four calling birds, Three French hens, Two turtle doves, And a partridge in a pear tree" Every one sang out

Every onpened there presents...

Chuu: Lots a money cause you can't really by and thing for him

Rinku: Gift Certificit to Kill R' Us (The Demon world toy store)

Jin: Candy!

Touya: Also Candy!

Kuwabara: A new game

Yusuke: punching gloves

Keiko: A Prada Back pack

Yukina: How to survive in Ningenkai hand book (Stepo one: Don't get crapy books foe Christmas)

Genkai: Revenge on the reindeer

Kurama: Cool new seeds that could kill an oponet instantly

Hiei: Sweet Snow!

Botan: a pretty new dress

Every one else got coal...

"I love that we celebrate Christmas for the birth of who ever" Keiko said

"Hn, you want to here the real story of Christmas? It was around the time you guys were -200 years old. An insane demon by the name of Nick was held in New York mental hospital, he broke out on December 24th and stole all the toys in Ney York. He stole high tech reindeer from the goverment and handed ou the toys around the world. They made up that birth thing to throw you guys off track. The elves, they are just midjets in costumes. The goverment look for him every Christmas eve night, but never find him" Hiei said smirking

"Kurama is this true" Keiko asked

He nodded, so did Jin, Touya, Chuu, and Rinku.

"Oh that sucks" Keiko said

"Well... who wants cookies" Botan yelled

"me!" Every one yelled out

"You know its kinda scary that we have been working for some crazy man" yusuke said thinking of helping out Santa

"What ever we got our presents" Hiei said

"Yeah I guees thats the real meaning of Christmas, to be arounf presents... I mean the people you care about and... Fuck it its the presents" Yusuke said

Evey one agreed and ate the cookies for breakfast.

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A/N: Merry fucking Christmas, and if Kell(ie)y was here she would say the same thing and kill me for spelling her name wrong just now