To Whoever it may concern,

My daughter darasun will be unable to attend Sport today in fourth period due to the fact that she has recently contracted a serious illness called..THE COMPUTER CENTRE WON'T RETURN MY LAPTOP.

Okay, ladies and gents, its that time of year again when I'm feeling lazy as hell, feeling guilty as hell, eating three times my body weight in food and curious at what exactly egg nogg is made from, apart from the obvious. I know what you're all thinking, get your ass off the couch and actually do some exercise you lazy bum, actually get the next chapter of emaf online, mail me some of that goddamn food and how the hell would I know what egg nogg is made from? Go look it up on the internet.

Okay, so you're very right. Unfortunately, although everything else I can contend for, the chapters of emaf will be temporarily withheld for about two months. (Blame those computer guys, see, when you say: 'we'll have it ready before christmas..well, really, maybe I was naïve? But I expected to get my computer back..well, BEFORE CHRISTMAS.)

Oh, and on the note of christmas, MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE. Hope the abundance of presents will keep you satisfied until those silly computer people find time in their busy vanilla coke drinking schedules to actually FIX MY LAPTOP. Lovely.

Thank you to everybody who reads, reviews, and well schucks gone darnit, glances at my stories. It is appreciated endlessly. And on a final parting note, I would like to swivel the blame of not updating much on my much adored boyfriend. Hate him I tell you, Hate him. Me innocent : )..I just don't want you to think that I'm lazy, although, yes, you're right, I am (hangs head).

But then again..most of the banter you read is derived from our everyday bickering/conversations. Do with the information what you will grasshopper. May the force be with you, and with your grandma, and your childhood nanny..and..oh, why the hell not, your mailman too. HAPPY HOLIDAYS.

Cheerio's, dara.