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Rei: First we will introduce ourselves.
Val: First, we will introduce ourselves.
Rei: I just said that!
Val: No. I refuse.
Rei: What?
Val: Okay folks, I'm Val and this is Rei, and we're just your average pair of otakus! We are obsessed with all animes but mostly Fruits Basket. We're both sixteen-year-old girls. Okay, so our story begins! Yaaaay!
Rei: Um.yeah...
Val: And she's the normal one! ^___^
Rei: .
~SUDDENLY, WHILE WATCHING FRUITS BASKET, WE GOT SUCKED INTO THE SCREEN! WHOOOOOAAAA!!!!~
Val: *thud! Her and rei land SMACK DAB IN THE MIDDLE of Shigure's kitchen* Where are we..ow, my butt..
Rei: ...
Val: Hey, according to my wonderful Fruits Basket knowledge, this is the kitchen of Shigure Sohma! Cool!
Rei: If you knew that..Why did you ask me?
Val: No. I refuse.
Rei: Whatever.Hey...Dammit, I forgot what I was gonna say.AND IT'S YOUR FAULT!
Val: *gasp* Eeek! Scary Rei's Akito imitation! *screams and Kyo hears the scream and runs into the room*
Kyo: What the hell?! *sees Rei and Val* WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THE KITCHEN?!!!?
Rei: .Existing..
Val: We got sucked into your world from the TV screen like a big whooshy portal! *makes weird whooshy portal sounds*
Rei: *Blinks* ..Don't do your noises..it's-just don't..
Kyo: Um..so can you go now?
Val: *whispers to Rei* This is our chance to LIVE with the Sohmas..pretend we're lost or something...Ooh! I've got it! Rei, imitate a crippled person!
Rei: Um..No.
Val: WOW! YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU COULD GET ALONG WITH HATORI!!!
Kyo: *stares at the screaming girl* Uh...how do you know about Hatori?
Val: *moves close to Kyo's face* Because we know EVERYTHING...
Kyo: Uh...*sweatdrops*
Val: And your name is Kyo Sohma and you're posessed by the spirit of the Cat from the Zodiac and your mother committed suicide when you were little so you got adopted by Kazuma Sohma, and you turn into a monster if your prayer beads get removed, and..*continues blabbering on and on about Kyo*
Rei: *Watches Val go on and on and on* Uh.We're lost. *notices val is still talking* SHUT UP!
Val: *shuts up*
Rei: Good Girl.Now stay quiet or I might have a sudden urge to attack you or something.
Val: *eats a potato she found on the floor*
Kyo: Okay..so obviously you already know about the Curse..uh.I'll get Shigure and Yuki.
Val: Okay! ^___^
Rei: Okay.
Shigure: *walks in* Visitors! YAAAY! *gives tea to everyone*
Yuki: Um, shouldn't we ask what they're doing in our house and how they know about the Curse?
Shigure: That doesn't matter to me! I just like having company! And females at that!
Val: Yay, we're welcome! ^__^
Rei: What? We are? Whatever..
Shigure: Okay, so first of all, I'm Shigure, and this is Kyo and Yuki Sohma. Who are you?
Rei: I'm Rei and this is..Val. We're friends.for some reason.
Shigure: I've got an idea! Let's show these two lovely ladies around the Sohma House! YAAAAY! *drags them out the door and to the Main House Thingy*
Hatori: *comes out of his house* Hello Shigure, Kyo, Yuki, uh...*looks at Rei and Val* Who are they?
Rei: I'm Rei and this is..Val. We're friends.for some reason.
Val: You're too repetitive. You just said that to Shigure.
Rei: Shut up.
Hatori: *looks to Shigure wondering why he has two outsiders with him and why they're high school girls*
Shigure: In case you're about to ask why I have two outsiders with me and why they're high school girls, I DON'T KNOW! They just popped into my house and said they're lost, so we're adopting them! ^_^
Kyo and Yuki: We are? NO!
Shigure and Val: YAAAY! *turn to each other* JINX! *both roll on the ground laughing*
Hatori and Rei: Okay then.*look at each other* Hn. *turn away from each other*
Yuki and Kyo: *are thinking these people are um.getting along with Hatori and Shigure*
Val: I've always wanted to be adopted! It's so sad being orphans..*sniffle*
Rei: We are not orphans..
Shigure: Okay! Ha'ri says we can go sit and talk and eat and play games and stuff at his house! Let's go! ^__^
Hatori and Rei: What? *turn to each other* Stop..
~AT HATORI'S HUMBLE HOME THAT REALLY ISN'T HUMBLE CUZ IT BRAGS ABOUT ITSELF EVEN THOUGH IT REALLY DOESN'T~
Shigure: Okay, so, Rei and Val, what are your favorite animals in the Zodiac? And which animals are you?
Val: We're both BOOOOOOAAARRS, but my favorite Zodiac animal is the Seahorse! ^.^
Hatori: Um, it's the Dragon..
Shigure: Ha-san lies to the innocent children! It's the SEAHORSE!!!
Val: YEAH! *sticks tongue out at Hatori*
Hatori: *lifts eyebrow* Um..right..
Rei: I don't have a favorite..
Shigure: Oh, so you like everyone? That's nice. ^_^
Rei: Whatever.
Val: Let's play a game!
Shigure: You're a genius! Let's play...uh...Scrabble!
Hatori and Rei: I hate Scrabble...*decide they aren't going to bother turning to each other so they just blink, AT THE EXACT SAME TIME I MIGHT ADD!*
Shigure: Okay then, how about Candy Land?
Hatori and Rei: *aren't going to respond because they know what will happen*
Val: Candy Land it is! I'M THE GREEN ONE!
Hiro: *suddenly appears* No, I'm the green one!
Val: WOW, HIRO SOHMA! I'VE ALWAYS WANTED A PLUSHIE OF YOU!
Hiro: *edges away from Val* Um..okay.
Rei: ..
Shigure: So, we have a Hiro fan..Rei? Who do you like? Anybody.we'll invite them to a nice rousing game of Candy Land..
Rei: .I don't care...
Shigure: Let's invite Aya!
Yuki Kyo Rei and Hatori: No!
Ayame: SOMEBODY SAY MY NAME? YAY! CANDY LAND, MY FAVORITE!
Rei: Do you have to be so loud!?
Ayame: *notices Rei* Ewwww...your hair..it's so HIDEOUS! So...black..
Rei: *resists the temptation to kill Ayame*
Hiro: This is stupid. Are we going to play the game or not?
Hatori: Fine. Whatever.
Val and Shigure: I'LL GO FIRST!! *look to each other* JINX!! *both roll on the floor laughing like morons*
Hatori and Rei: ...Why am I friends with you again?
Val: Ayah, what are we gonna do Ein? You believe it's a horrible alien don't you? Spooky!
Rei: *Blinks*
Val: Never mind...
Shigure: *Picks up a card from the deck* One yellow! YAAAY! *Moves to the first yellow square* Rei's turn!
Rei: why me? I hate this game.I didn't want to play in the first place.
Hiro: *stares at Rei amazed* Wow...I wanted to say that..
Val: But Hiro, you said you wanted to be the Green One!
Hiro: Is that a challenge?
Val: Um..no.
Hiro: Then why are you telling me things I already knew? That's almost as bad as correcting someone's grammar!
Shigure: *whistles innocently*
Hiro: You should learn to be more polite. I doubt you have very many friends at all.
Val: *sniffle sniffle* ....I..I..*bursts out crying* You're so mean Hiro!
Rei: You say she doesn't have many friends.But how many do you have?
Hiro: ... *eats Rei's head, devouring her brain and sucking out all the bodily fluids like a rabid Beach Boy..just kidding, he just stuck his tongue out at her*
Val: MY TURN! *is suddenly all happy and cheerful-like* Um..let's see...RIGHT HAND BLUE!
Everyone but Shigure: *blinks* Uh...this is Candy Land..
Shigure: ALL RIGHT! TWISTER THE HOT SPOT!
Val: *draws a card from the deck* WAHAHAHA! I GOT PLUMPY!!!
Shigure: YAY! PLUMP-I-TIZE ME CAP'N!
Hatori and Rei: *looking at Val and Shigure like they're complete morons who would make a good couple*
Val: ACK! The game...it's.it's sucking me in!
~CANDY LAND SUCKS EVERYBODY INTO IT'S MAGICAL GUMDROP-FILLED LAND~
Val: Where are we...ow my butt..WHOA DÉJÀ VU!
Shigure: I think we got sucked into Candy Land! (by the way Candy Land belongs to the heavily respected people at Milton-Bradley..wait! It's Milton Bradley right? WHAT IF IT'S KELLOGGS OR SOMETHING?! NOOOO!)
Rei: ..Candy Land..I HATE this game..
Hatori: *lights a cigarette*
Mr. Mint: *runs up to Hatori* Hey, there's no smoking in here! This is a Child's First Game!
Rei: This is so tempting. *Walks up to Hatori and takes the cigarette from him and puts it out on Shigure's forehead* ...
Shigure: *screams like a girl*
Mr. Mint: Wow! *turns to Rei* You..you saved Candy Land from destruction by the Evil Cigarette Man! You are highly regarded now! Our new ruler!
~A BUNCH OF LITTLE GINGERBREAD MEN COME AND PICK KING KANDY UP OFF THE THRONE AND TOSS HIM INTO THE RIVER~
Rei: Hatori.Light another one..
Mr. Mint: Are you even acknowledging my existance?
Rei: Huh? Did you say something *Looks to Mr. Mint* I hadnt noticed you.
Mr. Mint: *falls over like they do on Pokemon and then gets back up and blows his whistle*
~THE LITTLE GINGERBREAD MEN COME AND PICK UP REI AND PLACE HER ON THE THRONE SINGING "ALL HAIL THE CIGARETTE EXTINGUISHER!"~
Rei: *mutters under her breath*.I hate Milton Bradley for ever coming up with such a scary game..
Hatori: Okay..so she's the ruler..what does that make me? I created the cigarette.
~LITTLE GINGERBREAD MEN MURDER LORD LICORICE WITH A LOLLIPOP AND PUT HATORI IN HIS THRONE~
Hatori: Um..am I supposed to be evil? I'm a doctor..
Mr. Mint: *gasps* A doctor! Then we are deeply in need of your service!
~A SMALL GINGERBREAD MAN COMES UP MISSING A LEG~
Gingerbread Man: I...I was attacked and bitten by a savage beast.
Shigure: *has a gingerbread leg in his mouth*
Hatori: *blinks at Shigure and then turns back to the Gingerbread Man who we are going to name Myotismon*
Myotismon: Can you help me? Please?
Hatori: Of course. Come here.
Myotismon: Hurray! I am saved! *runs to Hatori* Help me o great one!
Hatori: Sure, whatever. *eats Myotismon*
Mr. Mint: *screams* Traitor! All Candy land forces! Attack!
~GAZILLIONS OF LITTLE GINGERBREAD MEN ATTACK ALL THE HUMANS THAT HAVE COME TO THEIR LAND~
Everyone: *screams and are sucked back into their world*
Shigure: Well..that was interesting...let's play Candy Land now, shall we?
Val: But the Gingerbread Men drowned King Kandy and murdered Lord Licorice with a lollipop..and without Lord licorice or King Kandy, there is no point to the whole story of the game!
Shigure: Aww..now we can't play Candy Land.
Hatori and Rei: *mumble* Yes!
Shigure: Well then, we'll have to do sumthin else for fun..Let's go outside and introduce Rei and Val to everyone in the Sohma family!
Rei: Why?
Shigure: Because, we're adopting you, so you should probably know your relatives.
Val: Yay! We get to meet all my favorite Sohmas! Like Akito! Yaaaaaaay!
Rei: *looks at Val like she is insane* No.Not Akito..ANYONE but him..
Hatori: Um..one question..why is Akito your favorite?
Val: No. I refuse.
Rei: *looks to Hatori and then to Val* Answer his question..I want to know too.
Val: Aw, but don't you think he's kawaii?
Hatori and Rei: No, not really...*turn to each other* Hn. *turn away*
Shigure: Well, which Sohma do you want to meet first?
Val: AKITO!!!
Hatori Yuki Kyo and Rei: NO!
Val: Fine then, Rei...who do YOU want to meet first?
Rei: ANYONE but Akito.
Val: How about...Ritsu and Momiji then?
Hatori and Rei: Whatever.
Val: All right! Let's go meet the Sohmas!
Val: So, what did you think? Read and review! OUR FIRST FIC TOGETHER YAAAY! I'M HYPER RICEBALL! AND REI IS SATURN-11! So please read our other individual work too! ^_^
Rei: I actually don't have any fics right now.
Val: Okay then, people, read my fic The Fast and The Flubbery: Momiji's Mystery! Don't even TOUCH that other fic, it sucks. Well, if you read our story, PLEASE review it! Even if you hated it oh well! Flame us! Love us! Do whatever! *blabbers on and on*
Rei: If you flame us I will hunt you down and kill you in your sleep though.
Val: Isn't Rei so nice? ^_^ Well, until next time, folks, on THE MANY ADVENTURES OF VAL AND REI IN SOHMA LAND!
Rei: That isn't going to fit, and I'd kill you if you named it that.
Val: Okay then, we're calling this story Akito Wa Kawaii!
Rei: No.
Val: Um..how about..Sucked Into Sohma Land?
Rei: Why LAND? Why not just "Sucked into Sohma House"?
Val: OH-KAY! LIKE I SAID BEFORE, SUCKED INTO SOHMA HOUSE!!!
Rei: Whatever..Just read and review whatever this story is called..
Rei: First we will introduce ourselves.
Val: First, we will introduce ourselves.
Rei: I just said that!
Val: No. I refuse.
Rei: What?
Val: Okay folks, I'm Val and this is Rei, and we're just your average pair of otakus! We are obsessed with all animes but mostly Fruits Basket. We're both sixteen-year-old girls. Okay, so our story begins! Yaaaay!
Rei: Um.yeah...
Val: And she's the normal one! ^___^
Rei: .
~SUDDENLY, WHILE WATCHING FRUITS BASKET, WE GOT SUCKED INTO THE SCREEN! WHOOOOOAAAA!!!!~
Val: *thud! Her and rei land SMACK DAB IN THE MIDDLE of Shigure's kitchen* Where are we..ow, my butt..
Rei: ...
Val: Hey, according to my wonderful Fruits Basket knowledge, this is the kitchen of Shigure Sohma! Cool!
Rei: If you knew that..Why did you ask me?
Val: No. I refuse.
Rei: Whatever.Hey...Dammit, I forgot what I was gonna say.AND IT'S YOUR FAULT!
Val: *gasp* Eeek! Scary Rei's Akito imitation! *screams and Kyo hears the scream and runs into the room*
Kyo: What the hell?! *sees Rei and Val* WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THE KITCHEN?!!!?
Rei: .Existing..
Val: We got sucked into your world from the TV screen like a big whooshy portal! *makes weird whooshy portal sounds*
Rei: *Blinks* ..Don't do your noises..it's-just don't..
Kyo: Um..so can you go now?
Val: *whispers to Rei* This is our chance to LIVE with the Sohmas..pretend we're lost or something...Ooh! I've got it! Rei, imitate a crippled person!
Rei: Um..No.
Val: WOW! YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU COULD GET ALONG WITH HATORI!!!
Kyo: *stares at the screaming girl* Uh...how do you know about Hatori?
Val: *moves close to Kyo's face* Because we know EVERYTHING...
Kyo: Uh...*sweatdrops*
Val: And your name is Kyo Sohma and you're posessed by the spirit of the Cat from the Zodiac and your mother committed suicide when you were little so you got adopted by Kazuma Sohma, and you turn into a monster if your prayer beads get removed, and..*continues blabbering on and on about Kyo*
Rei: *Watches Val go on and on and on* Uh.We're lost. *notices val is still talking* SHUT UP!
Val: *shuts up*
Rei: Good Girl.Now stay quiet or I might have a sudden urge to attack you or something.
Val: *eats a potato she found on the floor*
Kyo: Okay..so obviously you already know about the Curse..uh.I'll get Shigure and Yuki.
Val: Okay! ^___^
Rei: Okay.
Shigure: *walks in* Visitors! YAAAY! *gives tea to everyone*
Yuki: Um, shouldn't we ask what they're doing in our house and how they know about the Curse?
Shigure: That doesn't matter to me! I just like having company! And females at that!
Val: Yay, we're welcome! ^__^
Rei: What? We are? Whatever..
Shigure: Okay, so first of all, I'm Shigure, and this is Kyo and Yuki Sohma. Who are you?
Rei: I'm Rei and this is..Val. We're friends.for some reason.
Shigure: I've got an idea! Let's show these two lovely ladies around the Sohma House! YAAAAY! *drags them out the door and to the Main House Thingy*
Hatori: *comes out of his house* Hello Shigure, Kyo, Yuki, uh...*looks at Rei and Val* Who are they?
Rei: I'm Rei and this is..Val. We're friends.for some reason.
Val: You're too repetitive. You just said that to Shigure.
Rei: Shut up.
Hatori: *looks to Shigure wondering why he has two outsiders with him and why they're high school girls*
Shigure: In case you're about to ask why I have two outsiders with me and why they're high school girls, I DON'T KNOW! They just popped into my house and said they're lost, so we're adopting them! ^_^
Kyo and Yuki: We are? NO!
Shigure and Val: YAAAY! *turn to each other* JINX! *both roll on the ground laughing*
Hatori and Rei: Okay then.*look at each other* Hn. *turn away from each other*
Yuki and Kyo: *are thinking these people are um.getting along with Hatori and Shigure*
Val: I've always wanted to be adopted! It's so sad being orphans..*sniffle*
Rei: We are not orphans..
Shigure: Okay! Ha'ri says we can go sit and talk and eat and play games and stuff at his house! Let's go! ^__^
Hatori and Rei: What? *turn to each other* Stop..
~AT HATORI'S HUMBLE HOME THAT REALLY ISN'T HUMBLE CUZ IT BRAGS ABOUT ITSELF EVEN THOUGH IT REALLY DOESN'T~
Shigure: Okay, so, Rei and Val, what are your favorite animals in the Zodiac? And which animals are you?
Val: We're both BOOOOOOAAARRS, but my favorite Zodiac animal is the Seahorse! ^.^
Hatori: Um, it's the Dragon..
Shigure: Ha-san lies to the innocent children! It's the SEAHORSE!!!
Val: YEAH! *sticks tongue out at Hatori*
Hatori: *lifts eyebrow* Um..right..
Rei: I don't have a favorite..
Shigure: Oh, so you like everyone? That's nice. ^_^
Rei: Whatever.
Val: Let's play a game!
Shigure: You're a genius! Let's play...uh...Scrabble!
Hatori and Rei: I hate Scrabble...*decide they aren't going to bother turning to each other so they just blink, AT THE EXACT SAME TIME I MIGHT ADD!*
Shigure: Okay then, how about Candy Land?
Hatori and Rei: *aren't going to respond because they know what will happen*
Val: Candy Land it is! I'M THE GREEN ONE!
Hiro: *suddenly appears* No, I'm the green one!
Val: WOW, HIRO SOHMA! I'VE ALWAYS WANTED A PLUSHIE OF YOU!
Hiro: *edges away from Val* Um..okay.
Rei: ..
Shigure: So, we have a Hiro fan..Rei? Who do you like? Anybody.we'll invite them to a nice rousing game of Candy Land..
Rei: .I don't care...
Shigure: Let's invite Aya!
Yuki Kyo Rei and Hatori: No!
Ayame: SOMEBODY SAY MY NAME? YAY! CANDY LAND, MY FAVORITE!
Rei: Do you have to be so loud!?
Ayame: *notices Rei* Ewwww...your hair..it's so HIDEOUS! So...black..
Rei: *resists the temptation to kill Ayame*
Hiro: This is stupid. Are we going to play the game or not?
Hatori: Fine. Whatever.
Val and Shigure: I'LL GO FIRST!! *look to each other* JINX!! *both roll on the floor laughing like morons*
Hatori and Rei: ...Why am I friends with you again?
Val: Ayah, what are we gonna do Ein? You believe it's a horrible alien don't you? Spooky!
Rei: *Blinks*
Val: Never mind...
Shigure: *Picks up a card from the deck* One yellow! YAAAY! *Moves to the first yellow square* Rei's turn!
Rei: why me? I hate this game.I didn't want to play in the first place.
Hiro: *stares at Rei amazed* Wow...I wanted to say that..
Val: But Hiro, you said you wanted to be the Green One!
Hiro: Is that a challenge?
Val: Um..no.
Hiro: Then why are you telling me things I already knew? That's almost as bad as correcting someone's grammar!
Shigure: *whistles innocently*
Hiro: You should learn to be more polite. I doubt you have very many friends at all.
Val: *sniffle sniffle* ....I..I..*bursts out crying* You're so mean Hiro!
Rei: You say she doesn't have many friends.But how many do you have?
Hiro: ... *eats Rei's head, devouring her brain and sucking out all the bodily fluids like a rabid Beach Boy..just kidding, he just stuck his tongue out at her*
Val: MY TURN! *is suddenly all happy and cheerful-like* Um..let's see...RIGHT HAND BLUE!
Everyone but Shigure: *blinks* Uh...this is Candy Land..
Shigure: ALL RIGHT! TWISTER THE HOT SPOT!
Val: *draws a card from the deck* WAHAHAHA! I GOT PLUMPY!!!
Shigure: YAY! PLUMP-I-TIZE ME CAP'N!
Hatori and Rei: *looking at Val and Shigure like they're complete morons who would make a good couple*
Val: ACK! The game...it's.it's sucking me in!
~CANDY LAND SUCKS EVERYBODY INTO IT'S MAGICAL GUMDROP-FILLED LAND~
Val: Where are we...ow my butt..WHOA DÉJÀ VU!
Shigure: I think we got sucked into Candy Land! (by the way Candy Land belongs to the heavily respected people at Milton-Bradley..wait! It's Milton Bradley right? WHAT IF IT'S KELLOGGS OR SOMETHING?! NOOOO!)
Rei: ..Candy Land..I HATE this game..
Hatori: *lights a cigarette*
Mr. Mint: *runs up to Hatori* Hey, there's no smoking in here! This is a Child's First Game!
Rei: This is so tempting. *Walks up to Hatori and takes the cigarette from him and puts it out on Shigure's forehead* ...
Shigure: *screams like a girl*
Mr. Mint: Wow! *turns to Rei* You..you saved Candy Land from destruction by the Evil Cigarette Man! You are highly regarded now! Our new ruler!
~A BUNCH OF LITTLE GINGERBREAD MEN COME AND PICK KING KANDY UP OFF THE THRONE AND TOSS HIM INTO THE RIVER~
Rei: Hatori.Light another one..
Mr. Mint: Are you even acknowledging my existance?
Rei: Huh? Did you say something *Looks to Mr. Mint* I hadnt noticed you.
Mr. Mint: *falls over like they do on Pokemon and then gets back up and blows his whistle*
~THE LITTLE GINGERBREAD MEN COME AND PICK UP REI AND PLACE HER ON THE THRONE SINGING "ALL HAIL THE CIGARETTE EXTINGUISHER!"~
Rei: *mutters under her breath*.I hate Milton Bradley for ever coming up with such a scary game..
Hatori: Okay..so she's the ruler..what does that make me? I created the cigarette.
~LITTLE GINGERBREAD MEN MURDER LORD LICORICE WITH A LOLLIPOP AND PUT HATORI IN HIS THRONE~
Hatori: Um..am I supposed to be evil? I'm a doctor..
Mr. Mint: *gasps* A doctor! Then we are deeply in need of your service!
~A SMALL GINGERBREAD MAN COMES UP MISSING A LEG~
Gingerbread Man: I...I was attacked and bitten by a savage beast.
Shigure: *has a gingerbread leg in his mouth*
Hatori: *blinks at Shigure and then turns back to the Gingerbread Man who we are going to name Myotismon*
Myotismon: Can you help me? Please?
Hatori: Of course. Come here.
Myotismon: Hurray! I am saved! *runs to Hatori* Help me o great one!
Hatori: Sure, whatever. *eats Myotismon*
Mr. Mint: *screams* Traitor! All Candy land forces! Attack!
~GAZILLIONS OF LITTLE GINGERBREAD MEN ATTACK ALL THE HUMANS THAT HAVE COME TO THEIR LAND~
Everyone: *screams and are sucked back into their world*
Shigure: Well..that was interesting...let's play Candy Land now, shall we?
Val: But the Gingerbread Men drowned King Kandy and murdered Lord Licorice with a lollipop..and without Lord licorice or King Kandy, there is no point to the whole story of the game!
Shigure: Aww..now we can't play Candy Land.
Hatori and Rei: *mumble* Yes!
Shigure: Well then, we'll have to do sumthin else for fun..Let's go outside and introduce Rei and Val to everyone in the Sohma family!
Rei: Why?
Shigure: Because, we're adopting you, so you should probably know your relatives.
Val: Yay! We get to meet all my favorite Sohmas! Like Akito! Yaaaaaaay!
Rei: *looks at Val like she is insane* No.Not Akito..ANYONE but him..
Hatori: Um..one question..why is Akito your favorite?
Val: No. I refuse.
Rei: *looks to Hatori and then to Val* Answer his question..I want to know too.
Val: Aw, but don't you think he's kawaii?
Hatori and Rei: No, not really...*turn to each other* Hn. *turn away*
Shigure: Well, which Sohma do you want to meet first?
Val: AKITO!!!
Hatori Yuki Kyo and Rei: NO!
Val: Fine then, Rei...who do YOU want to meet first?
Rei: ANYONE but Akito.
Val: How about...Ritsu and Momiji then?
Hatori and Rei: Whatever.
Val: All right! Let's go meet the Sohmas!
Val: So, what did you think? Read and review! OUR FIRST FIC TOGETHER YAAAY! I'M HYPER RICEBALL! AND REI IS SATURN-11! So please read our other individual work too! ^_^
Rei: I actually don't have any fics right now.
Val: Okay then, people, read my fic The Fast and The Flubbery: Momiji's Mystery! Don't even TOUCH that other fic, it sucks. Well, if you read our story, PLEASE review it! Even if you hated it oh well! Flame us! Love us! Do whatever! *blabbers on and on*
Rei: If you flame us I will hunt you down and kill you in your sleep though.
Val: Isn't Rei so nice? ^_^ Well, until next time, folks, on THE MANY ADVENTURES OF VAL AND REI IN SOHMA LAND!
Rei: That isn't going to fit, and I'd kill you if you named it that.
Val: Okay then, we're calling this story Akito Wa Kawaii!
Rei: No.
Val: Um..how about..Sucked Into Sohma Land?
Rei: Why LAND? Why not just "Sucked into Sohma House"?
Val: OH-KAY! LIKE I SAID BEFORE, SUCKED INTO SOHMA HOUSE!!!
Rei: Whatever..Just read and review whatever this story is called..