DISCLAIMER: Nuh.we don't own it.nuh...we love it...nuh.stop reading
this.nuh.don't make fun of my disclaimers...nuh...i doubt YOU could do much
better.nuh..and I don't own fruits basket and neither does rei or
ichigo.nuh.don't tease us cuzzuv it.nuh.YOU don't own it either.nuh.hahaha,
I, val, do the best disclaimers.nuh.
Rei: Sorry it took so long to update. We were busy.
Val: Nuh.
Ichigo: Starting this chapter, a NEW character will be appearing! ME! Well, as long as it's okay with everyone else, I will be a new main character. I will be the Sohma Sunshine! And I will also be Rei's inspirational happiness! She needs one. ^__^
Rei: .Shut up.
Val: Okay! So ON TO THE SHOW!!
~FIRST MORNING LIVING AT THE SOHMAS~
Val: *yawns* Wow.what a dream.ow, my butt.*turns to rei who is still asleep*
Rei: *turns over in sleep*
Val: *looks around and then looks mischieviously back at the sleeping rei*
Rei: .my Li...
Val: *slides over to rei and screams AKITO in her ear*
Rei: *wakes up and hides behind Val* WHERE!?!?
Val: ^______________________________________________^
Kazuma: *appears* Hey, that's MY smiley! I like to smile big pointless smileys like that! See? ^_______________________^ It's like a frog.
Rei Val and Tohru: *blink*
Kazuma: ^______________________^
Rei and Tohru: *scream* AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! OLD MAN IN THE GIRL'S ROOM!! AHHHHHH!!!!!!
Val: I don't mind, it's Kazuma! ^__________________^ Kazuma's CUTE! ^_________________________^
Kazuma: Yeah, I am! ^_______________________________^
Val: ^____________________________^
Kazuma: ^____________________________^
Rei: .stop smiling.
Tohru: Oh no! I forgot, I have to make breakfast! *runs to the kitchen to make breakfast*
Kazuma and Val: Yeah, I'm hungry. ^_________________________^ *walk to the ktichen side-by-side going ^_______________^*
Rei: . *follows*
~AT THE BREAKFAST TABLE~
Shigure: Kazuma, what brings you here?
Kazuma: I caught a fish. I brought it here to share with you. And, if you don't want to eat it, you can slap each other with it like that burglar on Courage the Cowardly Dog. ^____________________^
Everyone: o.o
~LONG AWKWARD SILENCE~
Kazuma: Uh.want me to show it to you? It's a kahuna! *picks up bag and unzips it*
*a girl about rei and val's age pops out of the bag*
Ichigo: Hello, my name's Ichigo! ^_^ I'm a fish!
Kyo: *looks her over* No.you're not.
Ichigo: I am though.see.*fwooshes fishtail*
Everyone: o.o
Shigure: Kazuma, is it just me, or is that "fish" a girl?
Kazuma: It's a girlfish. ^______________________^
Ichigo: And I've come to live with you. *smiles sweetly*
Rei: Shigure, where do you keep your sharp objects? *stares at the "fishgirl"*
Ichigo: Oh, you wouldn't want to eat me.I'm here to help you with your problems.I'm here to be.*points to all the Sohmas* .your Sohma sunshine.*points to Rei* .and I'm going to be YOUR inspirational happiness.
Val: HOLD ON A SEC! WHAT DO I GET OUT OF THIS?! THAT'S NOT FAIR!!! EVERYONE GETS A HAPPY-THINGY BUT ALL I GET IS YOGURT!!! *pulls out a go-gurt* I HATE YOGURT!!!!! AAAAUUUUUGHHHH!!!
Rei: *blinks ignoring Val* Actually, I wasn't gonna eat you. I was gonna kill you, but I guess I could eat you as well.
Ichigo: Oh, but.*bats eyelashes innocently* .killing is.wrong.
Rei: It's never stopped me before.
Ichigo: See, Rei, you NEED an inspirational happiness. *smiles cutely* Don't worry.I'm here to help you.
Rei: You're cute.but I hate cute.
Val: *stomps on the go-gurt not even paying attention to the conversation* DIE YOU STUPID EVIL GO-GURT WARLORD THAT HIDES IT'S VICIOUS THIRST FOR HUMAN BLOOD UNDER IT'S INNOCENT EXTERIOR!!! DIE!! DIE!! DIE!!!!!
Kazuma: Well, I've delivered my fish. Now, I must go..*flys away on Goku's Nimbus Cloud*
Val: Wow.*big sparkly shojo bubbles* .I wonder if we'll ever see him again.*turns to rei* Do you think we will, Rei?
Rei: *sees Kazuma's cloud get hit by an airplane* Uh.yes.I'm sure we will.
Val: That's good. I wanna be just like him when I grow up. ^______________^
Rei: .that won't happen.
Val: KILLJOY!!! *kills Nurse Joy*
Ichigo: I think you two should be going to school. *smiles sweetly* Don't worry. I'll accompany you.
Val: But.*sniffle* .how can I go to school knowing I threw a rock at Akito's head? It will eat away at my soul forever.
Ichigo: Don't worry. Because I'm a scary goody-goody-two-shoes girl who smiles sweetly too much and always wants to help everyone, I'll pat your back and say "There, there. It's okay." *pats val's back and says there there its okay*
Val: ALL RIGHT! TO SCHOOL WE GO!!!! *pivots and is suddenly in a sailor fuku like on the Sims*
Rei: *does the same*
Ichigo: *dittos*
Rei: *Looks to Ichigo* Why are you MY inspirational happiness?!
Ichigo: I'm not sure. Teehee. *smiles sweetly*
~AT KAWAIA HIGH SCHOOL CLASS 1-D~
Teacher-Man: Welcome.to Atlantis.Well, not really, but I had to say that. Alright class, we have three new students. Rei, Val, and Ichigo. So, tell us, what's your last names?
Rei: Uh.Sohma.
Ichigo: Sohma.
Val: Sohma?! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! MY LAST NAME ISN'T SOHMA!! IT'S *school council president Takei suddenly has a horrid coughing fit, so horridly that he falls out of his chair rolling on the floor with his eyes back in his head and his body twitching*.
Rei: *stares down at Takei who is suddenly having a horrid coughing fit, so horridly that he falls out of his chair rolling on the floor with his eyes back in his head and his body twitching * Die Die Die!!-er, sorry.
Ichigo: We're all Sohmas! Well, we are now anyway! Teehee. *smiles sweetly*
Val: Yeah, we're Sohmas now.
Ichigo: YOU'RE A SOHMA AND YOU'RE WUNNUV US NOW! YOU'RE A SOHMA AND YOU'RE WUNNUV US NOW!!! THOUGH-YOU-DON'T-TURN-INTO-ONE-OF-THE-TWELVE-ANIMALS-OF- THE-CHINESE-ZODIAC-WHEN-YOU'RE-HUGGED-BY-SOMEONE-OF-THE-OPPOSITE-SEX-OR-ARE- UNDER-A-GREAT-DEAL-OF-STRESS, WE THINK YOU LIKE US TOO, CUZ YOU'RE A SOHMA AND YOU'RE WUNNUV US NOW!!
Every Un-Sohma Student in the class: Uh.Zodiac?
Yuki: -_-
Kyo: -_-
Rei: -_-
Val: ^_^
Ichigo: Oh.I'm so sorry.I'm so sorry I gave away the secret curse that nobody was supposed to know about that we got from Megumi Hanajima's cursing great-great-great-great granfather! You weren't supposed to know why Yuki or Kyo don't get close to girls! I shouldn't have told you that even Haru and Momiji and stuff transform! And that Yuki's really a Rat! And Haru's really a Cow! And Momiji's really a Rabbit! And Kyo's really a Cat! Oh, and he does this too. *rips off kyo's prayer beads*
Everyone: AAAHH! IT'S A ( ) *this word has been deleted for spoiler purposes*
Rei: Wait a sec.if they all ran away then Hatori won't know who to erase the memories of because we don't know who saw it!
Val: Yuh-huh! It was Class 1-D! There! Wait.how would you know if Hatori's gonna erase their memories?
Rei: Ichigo just told them about the curse.
Val: SO? I TOLD ALL THOSE LITTLE LEPRECHAUNS IN MY DREAM LAST NIGHT ABOUT THE CURSE AND I DON'T SEE NO SEAPONY ERASING THEIR MEMORIES!!
Rei: That's because it was a dream.
Val: HATORI!!!! *calls at top of lungs for Hatori like Raven on Zoids does for Shadow*
Hatori: *crashes in through the window screeching like shadow*
Val: Hatori!
Hatori: *retracts wings* Why do you summon me?
Val: Erase all of their memories! They saw Kyo transform both times!
Kyo: *is leading a group of students down the halls doing the macarena*
Val: NO! FOLLOW THAT( )!!
Hatori: *sprout out his wings and plops ichigo rei and val onto his back* LET'S GO FOR IT!! *blazing power ranger music*
Rei: .
Hatori: *spurts flame out his butt and zooms down the hall at top speed like the penguin on Spacestation Silicon Valley*
Kyo: One-and-a-two-and-a-three-macarena! ^_____^
Student: Wow! This big ( ) sure knows how to dance!
Kyo: Now let's do the locomotion!
Student: Okay!
Hatori: *tackles kyo to the ground* NOOOOOOOOO!!! NOT THE TRAIN SONG!!!!!
Kyo: *gets up all dramatic-shonen-anime-like* No.*pant pant*.I must.continue.
Val: *tears build up in her eyes* No.Kyo.save your strength.
Kyo: For what?
Val: For.*sniffle*.the Limbo!
Kyo: No.I can't.*cough cough*.I must.do the.Locomotion.
Student: *runs crying to Kyo's side*
Kyo: *stands up quivering*
Ichigo: *watches intently* You.you can do it Kyo.we believe in you.
Kyo: C'MON C'MON DO THE LOCOMOTION DO WITH ME!!!
Everyone even HATORI GASP: *stands up and does the Locomotion with Kyo*
Kyo: C'mon baby, do the Locomotion!
Everyone: *faces the camera* DO THE LOCOMOTION!!!
Takei: *escapes, knowing the secret of the Sohma's curse and of Kyo's transformation into a ( )*
Hatori: *stands up* Wait! Follow that kid in the glasses! He knows the Curse!
Everyone: We ALL know the Curse.
Hatori: *erases every un-sohma's memory and plops rei ichigo and val onto his back and zooms off after Takei like Inuyasha*
Takei: *hides in an alley like Nabeshin* Damn.they're after me.
Kyo: *is still back at the school doing the locomotion around a bunch of passed out people* ^___^
Hatori: *gets into a cowboy pose in front of Takei*
Takei: *does the same* Move over, Mister Ha.This town ain't big enough for the both of us.
Hatori: *is in that spread-leg-cowboy-pose-wiggling-his-fingers*
Takei: *squints as a tumbleweed rolls by*
Ichigo: Ooh, tumbly! ^__^ Teehee. *smiles sweetly and chases the tumbleweed off into the sunset*
Hatori: *draws his squirtgun*
Takei: *draws his too*
~TO BE CONTINUED~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Rei: Don't you hate cliffhangers?
Ichigo: *chased the tumbleweed off a cliff* Yeah.they really suck.
Kyo: *is doing the locomotion in monster form still*
Rei: Kyo, when you die, I want your pants.
Kyo: *looks down at his pants* Nuh.mine.
Ichigo: *is hanging off a branch sticking out of the cliffside* Uh.help?
Puchuu Alien: *smoking a cigar* Burn in hell.
Rei: Sorry it took so long to update. We were busy.
Val: Nuh.
Ichigo: Starting this chapter, a NEW character will be appearing! ME! Well, as long as it's okay with everyone else, I will be a new main character. I will be the Sohma Sunshine! And I will also be Rei's inspirational happiness! She needs one. ^__^
Rei: .Shut up.
Val: Okay! So ON TO THE SHOW!!
~FIRST MORNING LIVING AT THE SOHMAS~
Val: *yawns* Wow.what a dream.ow, my butt.*turns to rei who is still asleep*
Rei: *turns over in sleep*
Val: *looks around and then looks mischieviously back at the sleeping rei*
Rei: .my Li...
Val: *slides over to rei and screams AKITO in her ear*
Rei: *wakes up and hides behind Val* WHERE!?!?
Val: ^______________________________________________^
Kazuma: *appears* Hey, that's MY smiley! I like to smile big pointless smileys like that! See? ^_______________________^ It's like a frog.
Rei Val and Tohru: *blink*
Kazuma: ^______________________^
Rei and Tohru: *scream* AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! OLD MAN IN THE GIRL'S ROOM!! AHHHHHH!!!!!!
Val: I don't mind, it's Kazuma! ^__________________^ Kazuma's CUTE! ^_________________________^
Kazuma: Yeah, I am! ^_______________________________^
Val: ^____________________________^
Kazuma: ^____________________________^
Rei: .stop smiling.
Tohru: Oh no! I forgot, I have to make breakfast! *runs to the kitchen to make breakfast*
Kazuma and Val: Yeah, I'm hungry. ^_________________________^ *walk to the ktichen side-by-side going ^_______________^*
Rei: . *follows*
~AT THE BREAKFAST TABLE~
Shigure: Kazuma, what brings you here?
Kazuma: I caught a fish. I brought it here to share with you. And, if you don't want to eat it, you can slap each other with it like that burglar on Courage the Cowardly Dog. ^____________________^
Everyone: o.o
~LONG AWKWARD SILENCE~
Kazuma: Uh.want me to show it to you? It's a kahuna! *picks up bag and unzips it*
*a girl about rei and val's age pops out of the bag*
Ichigo: Hello, my name's Ichigo! ^_^ I'm a fish!
Kyo: *looks her over* No.you're not.
Ichigo: I am though.see.*fwooshes fishtail*
Everyone: o.o
Shigure: Kazuma, is it just me, or is that "fish" a girl?
Kazuma: It's a girlfish. ^______________________^
Ichigo: And I've come to live with you. *smiles sweetly*
Rei: Shigure, where do you keep your sharp objects? *stares at the "fishgirl"*
Ichigo: Oh, you wouldn't want to eat me.I'm here to help you with your problems.I'm here to be.*points to all the Sohmas* .your Sohma sunshine.*points to Rei* .and I'm going to be YOUR inspirational happiness.
Val: HOLD ON A SEC! WHAT DO I GET OUT OF THIS?! THAT'S NOT FAIR!!! EVERYONE GETS A HAPPY-THINGY BUT ALL I GET IS YOGURT!!! *pulls out a go-gurt* I HATE YOGURT!!!!! AAAAUUUUUGHHHH!!!
Rei: *blinks ignoring Val* Actually, I wasn't gonna eat you. I was gonna kill you, but I guess I could eat you as well.
Ichigo: Oh, but.*bats eyelashes innocently* .killing is.wrong.
Rei: It's never stopped me before.
Ichigo: See, Rei, you NEED an inspirational happiness. *smiles cutely* Don't worry.I'm here to help you.
Rei: You're cute.but I hate cute.
Val: *stomps on the go-gurt not even paying attention to the conversation* DIE YOU STUPID EVIL GO-GURT WARLORD THAT HIDES IT'S VICIOUS THIRST FOR HUMAN BLOOD UNDER IT'S INNOCENT EXTERIOR!!! DIE!! DIE!! DIE!!!!!
Kazuma: Well, I've delivered my fish. Now, I must go..*flys away on Goku's Nimbus Cloud*
Val: Wow.*big sparkly shojo bubbles* .I wonder if we'll ever see him again.*turns to rei* Do you think we will, Rei?
Rei: *sees Kazuma's cloud get hit by an airplane* Uh.yes.I'm sure we will.
Val: That's good. I wanna be just like him when I grow up. ^______________^
Rei: .that won't happen.
Val: KILLJOY!!! *kills Nurse Joy*
Ichigo: I think you two should be going to school. *smiles sweetly* Don't worry. I'll accompany you.
Val: But.*sniffle* .how can I go to school knowing I threw a rock at Akito's head? It will eat away at my soul forever.
Ichigo: Don't worry. Because I'm a scary goody-goody-two-shoes girl who smiles sweetly too much and always wants to help everyone, I'll pat your back and say "There, there. It's okay." *pats val's back and says there there its okay*
Val: ALL RIGHT! TO SCHOOL WE GO!!!! *pivots and is suddenly in a sailor fuku like on the Sims*
Rei: *does the same*
Ichigo: *dittos*
Rei: *Looks to Ichigo* Why are you MY inspirational happiness?!
Ichigo: I'm not sure. Teehee. *smiles sweetly*
~AT KAWAIA HIGH SCHOOL CLASS 1-D~
Teacher-Man: Welcome.to Atlantis.Well, not really, but I had to say that. Alright class, we have three new students. Rei, Val, and Ichigo. So, tell us, what's your last names?
Rei: Uh.Sohma.
Ichigo: Sohma.
Val: Sohma?! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! MY LAST NAME ISN'T SOHMA!! IT'S *school council president Takei suddenly has a horrid coughing fit, so horridly that he falls out of his chair rolling on the floor with his eyes back in his head and his body twitching*.
Rei: *stares down at Takei who is suddenly having a horrid coughing fit, so horridly that he falls out of his chair rolling on the floor with his eyes back in his head and his body twitching * Die Die Die!!-er, sorry.
Ichigo: We're all Sohmas! Well, we are now anyway! Teehee. *smiles sweetly*
Val: Yeah, we're Sohmas now.
Ichigo: YOU'RE A SOHMA AND YOU'RE WUNNUV US NOW! YOU'RE A SOHMA AND YOU'RE WUNNUV US NOW!!! THOUGH-YOU-DON'T-TURN-INTO-ONE-OF-THE-TWELVE-ANIMALS-OF- THE-CHINESE-ZODIAC-WHEN-YOU'RE-HUGGED-BY-SOMEONE-OF-THE-OPPOSITE-SEX-OR-ARE- UNDER-A-GREAT-DEAL-OF-STRESS, WE THINK YOU LIKE US TOO, CUZ YOU'RE A SOHMA AND YOU'RE WUNNUV US NOW!!
Every Un-Sohma Student in the class: Uh.Zodiac?
Yuki: -_-
Kyo: -_-
Rei: -_-
Val: ^_^
Ichigo: Oh.I'm so sorry.I'm so sorry I gave away the secret curse that nobody was supposed to know about that we got from Megumi Hanajima's cursing great-great-great-great granfather! You weren't supposed to know why Yuki or Kyo don't get close to girls! I shouldn't have told you that even Haru and Momiji and stuff transform! And that Yuki's really a Rat! And Haru's really a Cow! And Momiji's really a Rabbit! And Kyo's really a Cat! Oh, and he does this too. *rips off kyo's prayer beads*
Everyone: AAAHH! IT'S A ( ) *this word has been deleted for spoiler purposes*
Rei: Wait a sec.if they all ran away then Hatori won't know who to erase the memories of because we don't know who saw it!
Val: Yuh-huh! It was Class 1-D! There! Wait.how would you know if Hatori's gonna erase their memories?
Rei: Ichigo just told them about the curse.
Val: SO? I TOLD ALL THOSE LITTLE LEPRECHAUNS IN MY DREAM LAST NIGHT ABOUT THE CURSE AND I DON'T SEE NO SEAPONY ERASING THEIR MEMORIES!!
Rei: That's because it was a dream.
Val: HATORI!!!! *calls at top of lungs for Hatori like Raven on Zoids does for Shadow*
Hatori: *crashes in through the window screeching like shadow*
Val: Hatori!
Hatori: *retracts wings* Why do you summon me?
Val: Erase all of their memories! They saw Kyo transform both times!
Kyo: *is leading a group of students down the halls doing the macarena*
Val: NO! FOLLOW THAT( )!!
Hatori: *sprout out his wings and plops ichigo rei and val onto his back* LET'S GO FOR IT!! *blazing power ranger music*
Rei: .
Hatori: *spurts flame out his butt and zooms down the hall at top speed like the penguin on Spacestation Silicon Valley*
Kyo: One-and-a-two-and-a-three-macarena! ^_____^
Student: Wow! This big ( ) sure knows how to dance!
Kyo: Now let's do the locomotion!
Student: Okay!
Hatori: *tackles kyo to the ground* NOOOOOOOOO!!! NOT THE TRAIN SONG!!!!!
Kyo: *gets up all dramatic-shonen-anime-like* No.*pant pant*.I must.continue.
Val: *tears build up in her eyes* No.Kyo.save your strength.
Kyo: For what?
Val: For.*sniffle*.the Limbo!
Kyo: No.I can't.*cough cough*.I must.do the.Locomotion.
Student: *runs crying to Kyo's side*
Kyo: *stands up quivering*
Ichigo: *watches intently* You.you can do it Kyo.we believe in you.
Kyo: C'MON C'MON DO THE LOCOMOTION DO WITH ME!!!
Everyone even HATORI GASP: *stands up and does the Locomotion with Kyo*
Kyo: C'mon baby, do the Locomotion!
Everyone: *faces the camera* DO THE LOCOMOTION!!!
Takei: *escapes, knowing the secret of the Sohma's curse and of Kyo's transformation into a ( )*
Hatori: *stands up* Wait! Follow that kid in the glasses! He knows the Curse!
Everyone: We ALL know the Curse.
Hatori: *erases every un-sohma's memory and plops rei ichigo and val onto his back and zooms off after Takei like Inuyasha*
Takei: *hides in an alley like Nabeshin* Damn.they're after me.
Kyo: *is still back at the school doing the locomotion around a bunch of passed out people* ^___^
Hatori: *gets into a cowboy pose in front of Takei*
Takei: *does the same* Move over, Mister Ha.This town ain't big enough for the both of us.
Hatori: *is in that spread-leg-cowboy-pose-wiggling-his-fingers*
Takei: *squints as a tumbleweed rolls by*
Ichigo: Ooh, tumbly! ^__^ Teehee. *smiles sweetly and chases the tumbleweed off into the sunset*
Hatori: *draws his squirtgun*
Takei: *draws his too*
~TO BE CONTINUED~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Rei: Don't you hate cliffhangers?
Ichigo: *chased the tumbleweed off a cliff* Yeah.they really suck.
Kyo: *is doing the locomotion in monster form still*
Rei: Kyo, when you die, I want your pants.
Kyo: *looks down at his pants* Nuh.mine.
Ichigo: *is hanging off a branch sticking out of the cliffside* Uh.help?
Puchuu Alien: *smoking a cigar* Burn in hell.