Authors Note: Well everyone…it's the one you've all been asking about…and giving suggestions for…EVAN!!!1!!!....yeah….you know…I should like do a chapter where no one reads and it's just reactions and…crap…yeah…maybe….next one…

Disclaimer:  I should only put this on the front page…so this is the last chapter with a disclaimer…*fake tear*

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Evan came home from skating with his skatin' buddies and turned on one of the computers that are free for everyone in the institute to use…like a library! He opened up AOL and checked his mail.

"Awww man Kurt, another forward?"

Besides his complaint Evan opened the e-mail and read it.

"Hey maybe this site will be as good as that other one Kurt sent me….what as it called? Ooh yeah Homestarrunner.com!"

Evan went to fanfiction.net and found a story to read.

"'Evan and his lover chick' cool, dude, man, ROCK ON!"

So he opened it and read.

'Evan came home and said to his aunt: "Ooh Auntie Aroaro I love you…not like family crap…like…I wanna get nasty with ya!"

"Evan I too feel the same way. Let's make out!"

"Right-o Bucko!"

So they mad out groping each other like crazy. But then Logan came in with fire in his eyes.

"You soooooooooo did not touch my secret lover!" Logan yelled at Evan in a fury.

"Oh but I soooo did!"

"Please don't fight! There's room in my heart for both of you." Pleaded Storm.

"Too late for that!" Logan growled as he sliced Evan into pieces.

"Ooh Logan how could you?"

"No one gets in the way of me and my woman!"

Logan and Storm made out.'

Evan screamed and screamed and didn't stop till Storm came in.

"Evan, honey what's the matter?"

Evan looked up at Storm eyes wide with fear. "STAY AWAY FROM ME!!!!!" He made a cross with his fingers as he ran away. Storm stood back wondering at his behavior. Then Storm looked at the computer screen. It was on the home page of fanfiction.net. She wrote down the address on a scrap piece of paper and took it too Professor X for advise.

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Evan and Kurt where chilling in Kurt's bedroom.

"Man I can't believe you sent me that site! It was so WRONG!!!!"

"Yeah I know…"

"I mean you where with you 'long-lost sister' but I was with a REAL person! And my Aunt at that!"

"Yeah I guess that is a bit worse than mine."

"You bet its worse. I mean it was really wrong."

"I wonder if anyone else might have gone there…."

"I know some other people have been there! I heard Kitty and Rogue talking about it!"

"Really? Maybe we should talk to Kitty!"

"Why Kitty? Why not both of the- OOOOOHHH! I get it! You're un-comfortable with the whole you and her being brother and sister."

Kurt nodded.

"Ok…well I'll talk with Rogue you talk with Kitty and we'll compare notes!  Alright?"

"Yeah that sounds good!"

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Well there it is folks…what do you think? Eviler than an Evatro?

Cheesy Monkey: Thanks! Kurt's chapter is my favorite too…along with Kitty's

wildcats1310: Hmmm…I'll get to Pyro…I'm planning on EVERYONE going there so he'll be there sooner…or later.

SperryDee: Are you a mind reader? *gasp* I was thinking of a slash fic for Scott! But with whom you'll have to wait and seeeeeeeee… muwahaha

Alright people now go forth and review and ADVERTISE, ADVERTISE, ADVERTISE!