Note- I know what you're thinking, that I haven't updated my story in
month. I just been busy and had to do a little bit of editing. This part is
one of the reasons it's rated PG-13, don't worry it just some crude and
sexual humor nothing big. I did really enjoy this one chapter. Please
review. Thanks again. P.S. This is a time wrap thing it's in the middle of
the school year in Hogwarts now. Also all those four chapters were a DREAM
from Ron, BUT they really happened he is just remembering the memory !
ALSO THERE ARE TWO NEW CHARTERS!
CASS- IS IN A STRONG RELATIONSHIP WITH MALFOY LETS SAY 3RD BASE ALLTHE WAY TO HOME! ON SLYERTREN. BOTH HAVE THE SAME KIND OF SICK MIND, BUT ADD GREAT HUMOR.IS FRIENDS WITH HARRY, RON, NIKKI AND MARIE.ALSO MALFOY HAS LEARNED TO GET ALONG WITH HARRY BECAUSE OF THIS.
CLAIRE- IS VERY OUTGOING AND FRIENDS WITH HARRY, RON, NIKKI AND MARIE IN GRYFFINDOR AND ALSO FRIENDS WITH CASS AND MALFOY.SHE ADD UNUSALLY BUT FUNNY HUMOR.
ENJOY!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Ron woke right up in the Gryffindor dormitory. He smiled, that memory was when he knew Nikki and he would become great friends.
Ron rolled out of bed. He noticed that was third dream of Nikki he had this week, but for some reason it was always the same
Ron was about to get dressed when he saw Harry was still sleeping.
"Ooooo this will be fun!" Ron said to himself.
Ron turned towards Harry's nightstand to see a glass of orange juice still sitting there. Ron couldn't resist and picked up the glass and in one quick motion dumped it all over Harry.
"Feel the power of Florida Orange Juice!" Ron yelled into Harry ear as he dumped the glass.
"What the hell?" Harry yelled waking up rather quickly if I do so say myself.
"Isn't it yummy?" Replied Ron trying to act innocent.
"Not when it's poured on me!"
"Well Marie is waiting for you down in the common room, so be happy I woke you up!"
"How do you know?" Harry questioned
"I wasn't born yesterday Harry, she waits for you all the time"
Harry smiled knowing that was very true and started to get dressed. Ron did too and then stopped and looked down at Harry's bed for a minute.
"Bloody hell Harry, with that orange juice it looks like you wet the bed!"
"Shut up!"
Then with that the dormitory door swung open.
"Hi Harry!" Marie said, "We heard a scream and.Oh my God Harry, did you wet the bed?"
With that Ron almost fell over with laughter.
"I want to see the pampers baby gou chee gou" Said Claire while running in along with Marie.
"Where's the baby?" Said Nikki as she ran in as well while humming the James Bond Theme.
"Oh I heard someone wet the bed" Said Cass while skipping in the room beside Draco.
"Oh my .Mother who is dead, Harry wet the bed!" Laughed Malfoy.
"Hey I thought you two were in Slythren" Said Claire.
"We are, but we slept here last night!" Said Malfoy like it wasn't a big of a deal.
"Oh you BOTH slept here, I see what's going on here!" Replied Nikki thinking a sick thought.
"Eww Nikki don't think in my frame of mind it's scary" Screamed Cass.
"Even though it is true!" Draco responded in great joy.
"Draco, people aren't supposed to know about 'That'!" Cass whispered in anger.
"Oh but it's such a good story.want to hear the details?" Said Malfoy looking towards everybody.
"Eww no" Marie shrieked!
"Let me remind everybody, Harry wet the bed.. this is where I laugh madly now..Muhahahaha!" Malfoy Laughed
"Oh you know what Draco?"
"What Cass"
"Maybe it wasn't piss if you know what I mean!"
"Oh Harry!" Malfoy snickered "Did have one of those sick kind of dreams you know?"
Everyone was silent
"I don't get it" Claire said confused.
"You know those dream where Harry probably be yelling Oh don't stop, oh yeah."Cass said sarcastically"
"Okay I think we get it!" Said Claire a bit grossed out.
Ron and Nikki couldn't help but laugh at this.
"No it was orange juice," Ron said gasping for air.
"You made out with orange juice?"
"No idiot, Ron poured orange juice on me that's what you see." Explained Harry.
"Was is Florida Orange Juice?" Marie asked
"Yeah why?" Harry and Ron said
"Oh that's the yummy kind," laughed Marie.
The whole room feel silent with that comment!
Malfoy then looked at Ron and Harry in a shock for and second and then started to snicker.
"Wow this would look good on a Christmas card!" He said.
"Why?" Harry asked confused.
"Because," said Cass "I see London, I see France!"
"Where!?" They asked running towards the nearest window and looking out.
"Hem hem" Nikki said clearing her throat and Cass started to sing, "Let me clear my throat". Nikki then continued, ignoring Cass's singing.
"Ron, I love your boxers!" Said Nikki laughing.
Ron looked down and noticed that he never got his pants on!
"Holly crap!" Yelled Ron, grabbing the bed curtain to cover himself up. Right when grabbing the curtain it fell off to the ground leaving him nothing to cover up with.
" I can still see you!" informed Nikki leaning to the side to get a better view.
Then Ron turned around, really giving everybody a great butt shoot and hid behind the bed like a little boy.
Harry was pointing and laughing but he wouldn't be laughing anymore as Marie said,
"Uhh Harry, you're not dress either!" Said Marie as she was enjoying this!
"What?"
"Let me put this into words you understand.. your pants are gone and we have no idea where they are!" Said Claire trying to be as clear as possible.
"Huh" Harry still didn't get it.
"Look 20 degrees South" Hollered Draco.
"20 degrees south?" Said Harry starting to look down and noticed he was pant less. He then too ran behind the bed embarrassed that Marie saw him like this. And very glad he wasn't thinking any 'thoughts' that might had made this even more embarrassing.
"Well I guess then we'll see you two at breakfast" Said Marie trying to hide her laughing with her hand.
"With your clothes on I hope!" Laughed Nikki as she and everybody left.
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Hope you like this chapter. Sorry about the other chapters that had lots of stupid grammar mistakes. I must tell you because I was tried and I did have the high Tec Microsoft Word. But now I do you hopefully it's better. Also please if there are mistakes please shut up about it. I do this for fun and not a homework assignment. So I don't worry about much errors and PLEASE DON'T GO ON ABOUT MY MISTAKES OR SAYING IF I'M DOING BETTER OR WHATEVER BECAUSE I WILL STOP WRITING!!
ALSO THERE ARE TWO NEW CHARTERS!
CASS- IS IN A STRONG RELATIONSHIP WITH MALFOY LETS SAY 3RD BASE ALLTHE WAY TO HOME! ON SLYERTREN. BOTH HAVE THE SAME KIND OF SICK MIND, BUT ADD GREAT HUMOR.IS FRIENDS WITH HARRY, RON, NIKKI AND MARIE.ALSO MALFOY HAS LEARNED TO GET ALONG WITH HARRY BECAUSE OF THIS.
CLAIRE- IS VERY OUTGOING AND FRIENDS WITH HARRY, RON, NIKKI AND MARIE IN GRYFFINDOR AND ALSO FRIENDS WITH CASS AND MALFOY.SHE ADD UNUSALLY BUT FUNNY HUMOR.
ENJOY!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Ron woke right up in the Gryffindor dormitory. He smiled, that memory was when he knew Nikki and he would become great friends.
Ron rolled out of bed. He noticed that was third dream of Nikki he had this week, but for some reason it was always the same
Ron was about to get dressed when he saw Harry was still sleeping.
"Ooooo this will be fun!" Ron said to himself.
Ron turned towards Harry's nightstand to see a glass of orange juice still sitting there. Ron couldn't resist and picked up the glass and in one quick motion dumped it all over Harry.
"Feel the power of Florida Orange Juice!" Ron yelled into Harry ear as he dumped the glass.
"What the hell?" Harry yelled waking up rather quickly if I do so say myself.
"Isn't it yummy?" Replied Ron trying to act innocent.
"Not when it's poured on me!"
"Well Marie is waiting for you down in the common room, so be happy I woke you up!"
"How do you know?" Harry questioned
"I wasn't born yesterday Harry, she waits for you all the time"
Harry smiled knowing that was very true and started to get dressed. Ron did too and then stopped and looked down at Harry's bed for a minute.
"Bloody hell Harry, with that orange juice it looks like you wet the bed!"
"Shut up!"
Then with that the dormitory door swung open.
"Hi Harry!" Marie said, "We heard a scream and.Oh my God Harry, did you wet the bed?"
With that Ron almost fell over with laughter.
"I want to see the pampers baby gou chee gou" Said Claire while running in along with Marie.
"Where's the baby?" Said Nikki as she ran in as well while humming the James Bond Theme.
"Oh I heard someone wet the bed" Said Cass while skipping in the room beside Draco.
"Oh my .Mother who is dead, Harry wet the bed!" Laughed Malfoy.
"Hey I thought you two were in Slythren" Said Claire.
"We are, but we slept here last night!" Said Malfoy like it wasn't a big of a deal.
"Oh you BOTH slept here, I see what's going on here!" Replied Nikki thinking a sick thought.
"Eww Nikki don't think in my frame of mind it's scary" Screamed Cass.
"Even though it is true!" Draco responded in great joy.
"Draco, people aren't supposed to know about 'That'!" Cass whispered in anger.
"Oh but it's such a good story.want to hear the details?" Said Malfoy looking towards everybody.
"Eww no" Marie shrieked!
"Let me remind everybody, Harry wet the bed.. this is where I laugh madly now..Muhahahaha!" Malfoy Laughed
"Oh you know what Draco?"
"What Cass"
"Maybe it wasn't piss if you know what I mean!"
"Oh Harry!" Malfoy snickered "Did have one of those sick kind of dreams you know?"
Everyone was silent
"I don't get it" Claire said confused.
"You know those dream where Harry probably be yelling Oh don't stop, oh yeah."Cass said sarcastically"
"Okay I think we get it!" Said Claire a bit grossed out.
Ron and Nikki couldn't help but laugh at this.
"No it was orange juice," Ron said gasping for air.
"You made out with orange juice?"
"No idiot, Ron poured orange juice on me that's what you see." Explained Harry.
"Was is Florida Orange Juice?" Marie asked
"Yeah why?" Harry and Ron said
"Oh that's the yummy kind," laughed Marie.
The whole room feel silent with that comment!
Malfoy then looked at Ron and Harry in a shock for and second and then started to snicker.
"Wow this would look good on a Christmas card!" He said.
"Why?" Harry asked confused.
"Because," said Cass "I see London, I see France!"
"Where!?" They asked running towards the nearest window and looking out.
"Hem hem" Nikki said clearing her throat and Cass started to sing, "Let me clear my throat". Nikki then continued, ignoring Cass's singing.
"Ron, I love your boxers!" Said Nikki laughing.
Ron looked down and noticed that he never got his pants on!
"Holly crap!" Yelled Ron, grabbing the bed curtain to cover himself up. Right when grabbing the curtain it fell off to the ground leaving him nothing to cover up with.
" I can still see you!" informed Nikki leaning to the side to get a better view.
Then Ron turned around, really giving everybody a great butt shoot and hid behind the bed like a little boy.
Harry was pointing and laughing but he wouldn't be laughing anymore as Marie said,
"Uhh Harry, you're not dress either!" Said Marie as she was enjoying this!
"What?"
"Let me put this into words you understand.. your pants are gone and we have no idea where they are!" Said Claire trying to be as clear as possible.
"Huh" Harry still didn't get it.
"Look 20 degrees South" Hollered Draco.
"20 degrees south?" Said Harry starting to look down and noticed he was pant less. He then too ran behind the bed embarrassed that Marie saw him like this. And very glad he wasn't thinking any 'thoughts' that might had made this even more embarrassing.
"Well I guess then we'll see you two at breakfast" Said Marie trying to hide her laughing with her hand.
"With your clothes on I hope!" Laughed Nikki as she and everybody left.
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Hope you like this chapter. Sorry about the other chapters that had lots of stupid grammar mistakes. I must tell you because I was tried and I did have the high Tec Microsoft Word. But now I do you hopefully it's better. Also please if there are mistakes please shut up about it. I do this for fun and not a homework assignment. So I don't worry about much errors and PLEASE DON'T GO ON ABOUT MY MISTAKES OR SAYING IF I'M DOING BETTER OR WHATEVER BECAUSE I WILL STOP WRITING!!