Disclaimor: .....I OWN ALL OF THE DAMN CHARACTERS!!!!
Inu: *calmly* No you don't
Authoress: Ah...what?
Inu: You don't own me or Kagome
Authoress:....*stares at him evil like* You sneaky bastard
Inu: WHAT!?!
Authoress: You heard me you.....sneaky bastard
Inu: *stares at her* Weirdo
Authoress: *totally ignoring him* Hello!! Sorry I haven't written on this story for so long.....okay! Really long!! Damn!!!! Anywho! My attention got taken away from it when I started to work on my art again. Yeah...deviantart.com can get really addicting....hehe...gomen....y-e-a-h!
w00t!! Woopy!!! *dances about*
Inu: Issues....
Authoress: Ah...where's Miroku?
Inu: Being a pervert
Authoress: But he's my favorite pervert!! *looks about*
Miroku!!
Miroku: Huh? *pops head in the room*
Authoress: *pulls the innocent anime hurt girl attack* *snickers to self* I'm such a hentai.
Oh, Miroku-sama I need your healing touch! *places hand to forehead and pushes chest out anime style*
Help...me...
Miroku: *is at side suddenly* Tell me....where does it hurt?!?
Authoress: Right here *pulls robe open a little*
Miroku: *eyes get wide as saucers* Let me help *lifts hands up to her chest*
Authoress: *snatches robe closed* Hahahaha sucker!!!
Miroku: *sighes heavly* Ah...Megumi
Authoress: *laughing histerically* You're such a pervert Miroku!!! *suddenly get serious and places hand to chest* You know my heart only belongs to Kouga-sama
Inu:....you people are sick
Kouga: When did you belong to me? And how in the hell did I get in this story? *looks around*
Inu: Shut up wolf
Kouga: Go to hell dog face, you dumb ah....
Authoress: Hello *said like the old little lady in the zest commerical* *cling*
Kouga: Get off of me! *tries to push her away*
Authoress: Kouga my love, lets get married in your time
Kouga: *starres at her like she crazy*
Inu: *laughs*
Miroku: Megumi! I thought you liked me!!!
Authoress: *totally ignoring him*
Inu: *laughs some more*
Miroku: Megumi!!!
Authoress: Huh? Oh, don't worry Miroku you can be the ah...mistress...*still looking at Kouga*
Miroku: WHAT?
Inu: *laughing so hard, he tips over* MISTRESS MIROKU!!!
Miroku: *starres at Inu* Shut up you dog dung!
Authoress: *starts laughing at Miroku* I love that!!....*still laughing* Gotta use that some time in the next...story!!! hahahha....DOG DUNG!!!
Kouga: *slips away while Megumi is laughing and out the door*
Authoress: *notices* Kouga-sama!! Wait!!!!! *runs after*
Miroku: Wait Megumi!!! Wait for me!!! *runs away her*
Inu: At last! Peace and quite
Okay, hold on people and the next chapter to the story will be up!!!! Just let me write it now that I am into Inuyasha again!!!
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