Screwed Up Songs For Inuyasha And Co

by Houndingwolf

Basically songs that I screwed up to fit Inuyasha. Just read it, you might like what you find. Reviews are quite welcome!

6. HOLIDAY SPECIAL, MINNASAN!

HOLIDAY SPECIAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jingle Staff

(To the tune of "Jingles Bells".)

Miroku: Jingle staff,

Jingle staff,

Jingle all the way.

Oh what pain,

It is to be,

A perverted houshi, hey!

Jingle staff,

Jingle staff,

Jingle all the way.

I think I'll ask,

The taiji-ya,

To bear my child today!

Dashing on the road,

Transported by Hachi.*

Over the a hill we go,

And crash into a tree.

Tanuki's losing blood,

I think I might be dead.

I wake up in Kaede's hut,

With stitches in my head, Oh!

Jingle staff,

Jingle staff,

Jingle all the way.

Oh what pain,

It is to be,

A perverted houshi, hey!

Jingle staff,

Jingle staff,

Jingle all the way.

I think I'll ask,

The taiji-ya,

To bear my child today!

(Repeat entire song as many times as needed to make victim(s)'s life (lives) a living hell^^)

*Hachi is the raccoon youkai (tanuki) that occasionally helps Miroku.

I mean no offense to houshi-sama or Hachi by writing this. I simply came up with it one day while my friends were singing carols in the hallway. Enjoy, and happy holidays to everyone!