I Saw the New Recruits Killing Santa Clause

Disclaimer: I hate this part. No I don't own any thing from X-Men: Evolution because if I did the new recruits would appear more often, Jean wouldn't be a bi*ch, Evan would be dead, Rahne and Jubilee would of never of left the institute, and Gambit would have appeared at the beginning of the series. NOT FOR JEAN FANS!!!

1) What Was That Noise?

Christmas Eve-

In the main room of the institute Beast was sitting at a desk, writing his story.

Beast: It's finally finished! I've got to go get the others so I can read this to the students.

Beast had been writing his story since 11:00 am and it was now 5:29 pm. Beast walked outside to find the New Recruits having a snowball fight.

Beast: May I have your attention! I have something for you that you guys might find interesting.

Bobby: What?

Beast: It's just a story about my life here at the institute.

All of the New Recruits stop dead in their tracks.

Bobby: Who would want to hear that?

Beast: Well it's punishment for waking me last night, especially Rahne, since she was the one who was the loudest.

Rahne: What noise?

Beast: You had your head phones on all the time.

Ray: I told you to turn that damn song off!

Rahne: I couldn't help it. That song was so catchy.

Beast: Well come on in.

They all walk into the house to the main room. The Professor was waiting there, along with the other X-Men.

Beast: Oh, you already here.

Prof. X: I over heard you when I was looking for everyone with my powers, so I called everyone here.

X-23: Why the hell am I here? I'm not even a member of the team.

Logan: I invited you to stay over the holidays.

X-23: So.

Jean: Come on at least he was kind enough to do that for someone.

Prof. X: Jean, do us a favor and shut up.

10:36 pm-

Prof. X: Man that was boring.

Beast I told you it was punishment for the New Recruits. Besides it's been about 5 hours since I finished reading so be quite about it already.

Storm: Is everyone in bed?

Logan: Yeah, and I think we should all turn in.

Prof. X: Good idea.

Jean: (Walks down the stairs) Man I can't sleep.

Prof. X: Go to bed Jean!

Jean: But I can't sleep.

Prof. X: GO TO BED BI*CH!

Jean: Fine!

Prof. X: Logan, do me a favor a kill Jean this Christmas. It would mean so much to me.

Logan: I'll do it in the morning. (Yawn) Good night and merry Christmas.

All of the adults go to bed. However there was one adult still awake, one known as Santa Clause.

Santa: I hate my job. (Takes some of the white stuff, and I'm not talking about the snow) Oh that's better!

~~In Bobby's room~~

(Foot steps)

Bobby: What the hell was that? (Hears the foot steps again) I bet it's the Brotherhood. I got to get the rest of the New Recruits.

Booby goes around the institute and eventually all of the New Recruits were awake.

Sam: If it is the Brotherhood we're gonna need help.

Jamie: How about Logan?

Bobby: No, he would give us extra training with him.

Amara: How about X-23?

???: What about me Amara?

They all turn to see X-23.

Jubilee: When did you get here?

X-23: A while ago.

Roberto: (Yawn) Can we just go back to bed.

Bobby: No! We're going to stop those Brotherhood losers before they can strike. Now let's go up on the roof.

Everyone bur Bobby: The roof?

Bobby: That's where I heard the footsteps. Now come on!

They all follow Bobby to the roof, and this is where they in some serious sh*t.

M.R.D.: That's me!!! Oh, well that's the end of chapter 1. I can't wait until the next chapter. Now if you excuse me, I have to kill Jean Grey. (Holds up a weapon that's a cross between a flamethrower, a bazooka, and cheese wiz) Read & Review!