M.R.D.: I got some reviews! I got some reviews! Don't worry people; I'll
bash Jean throughout the fic. Now to show my appreciation for your reviews
I'm going to make you all citizens of my planet, Planet Gafomaje
(Pronounced Gaa-foo-maa-g). Now I want to start chapter 2!
Disclaimer: Do you really think I own X-Men: Evolution? Do you? I also don't own Hostess.
Chapter 2) They Killed Santa! What to Do?
On the roof-
Bobby: I see one of them.
Sam: Which one is it?
Bobby: Well he's fat and smells real bad. It must be Blob. I think he's all alone.
Jamie: Uh. don't you think it might be Santa?
Bobby: It can't be because Santa doesn't have 8 reindeers.
Everyone but Bobby: (Smacks their hand to their forehead)
Bobby: On the count of three, Roberto, you absorb the sunlight and attack him first.
Roberto: I can't because the sun isn't out.
Bobby: Then what the hell is that! (Points to the moon)
Roberto: You sad poor child. What did your parents do to you when you were young?
Bobby: Hmmmm..
~~~Bobby's childhood~~~
Bobby's Dad: Here son, play with this. (Hands Bobby a frying pan)
Bobby: Thanks daddy! (Starts hitting himself on the head)
~~~Present~~~
Bobby: I can't remember. Anyways, on the count of three we all attack. 1.2.3!
Santa: Ho? (Sees the New Recruits and X-23) Not again.
They all start to attack Santa. Jamie starts to swarm all over Santa with all of his clones, Sam repeatedly jumps at him, Rahne transforms in to her half human, half wolf form and starts clawing his face up, Bobby starts shooting ice at Santa, X-23 starts punching and kicking him, Jubilee shoots fireworks at Santa, Amara continues to throw fireballs at Santa, and Roberto just sits back and sleeps since he can't use his powers.
Santa: X_X
Rahne: Umm, Bobby this isn't Blob.
Bobby: It's not? Then who did we just kill?
X-23: Santa.
Bobby: Uh Oh.
Jamie: What do we do know?
Bobby: First, we put him in Jean's room, next we .
Roberto: (snore)
Bobby: Wake up! (Starts to slap Roberto's face)
Roberto: Yeah that the stuff! Hostess
Bobby: Wake up damn it! You're selling things though your dreams again!
Roberto: Yum! Nuggets! (snore)
Amara: I now how to wake him up.
To Be Continued.
M.R.D.: That's chapter two! Will Roberto wake up? What is Amara's plan? Will Jean be killed soon? Find out in chapter 3!!!! Read & Review or I throw you off my planet. Okay I won't throw you off my planet, but you wont get any free cheese.
Disclaimer: Do you really think I own X-Men: Evolution? Do you? I also don't own Hostess.
Chapter 2) They Killed Santa! What to Do?
On the roof-
Bobby: I see one of them.
Sam: Which one is it?
Bobby: Well he's fat and smells real bad. It must be Blob. I think he's all alone.
Jamie: Uh. don't you think it might be Santa?
Bobby: It can't be because Santa doesn't have 8 reindeers.
Everyone but Bobby: (Smacks their hand to their forehead)
Bobby: On the count of three, Roberto, you absorb the sunlight and attack him first.
Roberto: I can't because the sun isn't out.
Bobby: Then what the hell is that! (Points to the moon)
Roberto: You sad poor child. What did your parents do to you when you were young?
Bobby: Hmmmm..
~~~Bobby's childhood~~~
Bobby's Dad: Here son, play with this. (Hands Bobby a frying pan)
Bobby: Thanks daddy! (Starts hitting himself on the head)
~~~Present~~~
Bobby: I can't remember. Anyways, on the count of three we all attack. 1.2.3!
Santa: Ho? (Sees the New Recruits and X-23) Not again.
They all start to attack Santa. Jamie starts to swarm all over Santa with all of his clones, Sam repeatedly jumps at him, Rahne transforms in to her half human, half wolf form and starts clawing his face up, Bobby starts shooting ice at Santa, X-23 starts punching and kicking him, Jubilee shoots fireworks at Santa, Amara continues to throw fireballs at Santa, and Roberto just sits back and sleeps since he can't use his powers.
Santa: X_X
Rahne: Umm, Bobby this isn't Blob.
Bobby: It's not? Then who did we just kill?
X-23: Santa.
Bobby: Uh Oh.
Jamie: What do we do know?
Bobby: First, we put him in Jean's room, next we .
Roberto: (snore)
Bobby: Wake up! (Starts to slap Roberto's face)
Roberto: Yeah that the stuff! Hostess
Bobby: Wake up damn it! You're selling things though your dreams again!
Roberto: Yum! Nuggets! (snore)
Amara: I now how to wake him up.
To Be Continued.
M.R.D.: That's chapter two! Will Roberto wake up? What is Amara's plan? Will Jean be killed soon? Find out in chapter 3!!!! Read & Review or I throw you off my planet. Okay I won't throw you off my planet, but you wont get any free cheese.