M.R.D.: Thanks for all of the reviews folks! All of you are now official
citizens of Gafomaje! (See my Bio page) Now I need to make some things a
little clear, 1) I seem to of forgotten to put Ray in my little tale; 2)
This is NOT a Bobby bashing fic. I just thought it would be funny to make
him a little, umm, strange; and 3) I am not putting Tabitha in this fic
because it is a fic about the New Recruits, let me explain, she left the X-
Men and joined the Brotherhood, after she left the Brotherhood she didn't
rejoin the
X-Men (But she sill helps them around and stays in contact with them), and
she has her own uniform (The one seen in Walk on the Wild side, and both
episodes of the fourth season finally) Now enough talking, lets get to the
third chapter.
Disclaimer: Don't make me come back there you lawyers! I don't own the series! I also don't own Planters Nuts.
3) Who Goes and Who Gets Rid of the Body?
Amara: I know how to wake him up.
Jamie: How?
Amara: Bobby, you hold his eyelids apart so he can see, Jamie, you turn around and cover your eyes.
Bobby: Alright. (Pulls Roberto's eyelids apart so he can see)
Amara: Oh forgive me for this. (Lifts her shr- arm to the side of her head and smacks Roberto silly) (You thought I was going to say her shirt)
Everyone: O_O
Roberto: @_@
Santa: X_X
Jamie: ^_^
Sam: &_&
Rahne: #_$
Amara: That's enough of the face making.
Bobby: (Pulls down his pants and sits on the edge of the chimney) Oh, that's much better.
Amara: -_- I didn't need to see that. Now let's get rid of Santa's body.
Rahne: But how? We can't leave the institute this late at night.
Jubilee: Just leave it to me. (Pushes Santa's body off the roof)
~~~In the Front of the institute~~~
Jean: It's so nice out tonight.
Scott: Yeah it is.
Jean: You know what would make this night even better?
Scott: I have an idea. What?
Jean: (Leans in close to Scott) A Christmas kiss.
Scott: Oh Jean.
Jean: Oh Sco- do you hear some thing?
Scott: (Looks up) What the hell is that?
Santa's body: (Falling)
Jean and Scott: (Look at each other) Oh sh- (Get crushed by Santa)
Jean: I can't feel my legs
Scott: Mmphphmphmphhmmmmph.(You don't want to know where my head is)
~~~On the roof~~~
Sam: Umm, Jubilee, I don't think that was a good idea. We want to get rid of the body so no one can find it.
Jubilee: Ohhhhhhhhh, to get rid of the body so people won't find it.
X-23: You do know that someone will have to do Santa's run.
Sam: Well it can't be Bobby. How about you since you suggested it.
X-23: Fine, but I'm going to need an elf.
~~~In, you guessed it, Nightcrawler's room~~~
X-23: Kurt, hey Kurt.
Kurt: Huh? X-23: I need your help.
Kurt: With vat? (Forgive me if my German accent is off)
X-23: (Explains what happened)
Kurt: All right I'll help, but only if I can call out the reindeer's names.
X-23: Fine.
~~~Later~~~
X-23 and Kurt were sitting in the sleigh.
X-23: Go on Kurt.
Kurt: Finally! My dream comes true! (Clears hi throat) Off Slasher, off Planters Nuts, off Panzer and Richard Nixon, off Vomit and Stupid, Stoner and the other guy!
Everyone: Wha?
X-23: That was just sad, just sad.
(The sleigh takes off)
X-23: Good-bye!
Everyone else: Good luck!
Bobby: I peed myself!
Everyone: -_-
M.R.D.: And thus ends the third chapter in this fic. I hope you had a good time and please join me again in Chapter 4.
P.S.- You don't want to know where Scott's head was.
Disclaimer: Don't make me come back there you lawyers! I don't own the series! I also don't own Planters Nuts.
3) Who Goes and Who Gets Rid of the Body?
Amara: I know how to wake him up.
Jamie: How?
Amara: Bobby, you hold his eyelids apart so he can see, Jamie, you turn around and cover your eyes.
Bobby: Alright. (Pulls Roberto's eyelids apart so he can see)
Amara: Oh forgive me for this. (Lifts her shr- arm to the side of her head and smacks Roberto silly) (You thought I was going to say her shirt)
Everyone: O_O
Roberto: @_@
Santa: X_X
Jamie: ^_^
Sam: &_&
Rahne: #_$
Amara: That's enough of the face making.
Bobby: (Pulls down his pants and sits on the edge of the chimney) Oh, that's much better.
Amara: -_- I didn't need to see that. Now let's get rid of Santa's body.
Rahne: But how? We can't leave the institute this late at night.
Jubilee: Just leave it to me. (Pushes Santa's body off the roof)
~~~In the Front of the institute~~~
Jean: It's so nice out tonight.
Scott: Yeah it is.
Jean: You know what would make this night even better?
Scott: I have an idea. What?
Jean: (Leans in close to Scott) A Christmas kiss.
Scott: Oh Jean.
Jean: Oh Sco- do you hear some thing?
Scott: (Looks up) What the hell is that?
Santa's body: (Falling)
Jean and Scott: (Look at each other) Oh sh- (Get crushed by Santa)
Jean: I can't feel my legs
Scott: Mmphphmphmphhmmmmph.(You don't want to know where my head is)
~~~On the roof~~~
Sam: Umm, Jubilee, I don't think that was a good idea. We want to get rid of the body so no one can find it.
Jubilee: Ohhhhhhhhh, to get rid of the body so people won't find it.
X-23: You do know that someone will have to do Santa's run.
Sam: Well it can't be Bobby. How about you since you suggested it.
X-23: Fine, but I'm going to need an elf.
~~~In, you guessed it, Nightcrawler's room~~~
X-23: Kurt, hey Kurt.
Kurt: Huh? X-23: I need your help.
Kurt: With vat? (Forgive me if my German accent is off)
X-23: (Explains what happened)
Kurt: All right I'll help, but only if I can call out the reindeer's names.
X-23: Fine.
~~~Later~~~
X-23 and Kurt were sitting in the sleigh.
X-23: Go on Kurt.
Kurt: Finally! My dream comes true! (Clears hi throat) Off Slasher, off Planters Nuts, off Panzer and Richard Nixon, off Vomit and Stupid, Stoner and the other guy!
Everyone: Wha?
X-23: That was just sad, just sad.
(The sleigh takes off)
X-23: Good-bye!
Everyone else: Good luck!
Bobby: I peed myself!
Everyone: -_-
M.R.D.: And thus ends the third chapter in this fic. I hope you had a good time and please join me again in Chapter 4.
P.S.- You don't want to know where Scott's head was.