M.R.D.: Alright! I'm back. I HATE HIGHSCOOL!!!!!!!!!!! That's why it took
me longer to update than usual. Anywho, I guess it is time for chapter 4.
(As Yoda) A chapter that brings peace in the galaxy, it does. (Normal)
Sorry, that just slipped out. I will just like to say a few words before we
begin: Do, you, know, the, way, to, my, and toilet.
Disclaimer: I seem to of misplace my disclaimer.
4) Do They Celebrate Christmas?
~~~In the sky, somewhere~~~
Kurt: You know X-23; I've alvays vanted to know how Santa put all of his toys into one sack. (Remember that I'm not that good with accents)
X-23: Why don't you look?
Kurt: Cool! (Sticks his head into the sack, but quickly pulls it out) (Breathing heavily) O.O Now I know vhy his name says Satan if you switch the last three letters in his name around.
X-23: Is it really that bad?
Kurt: See for yourself! (Pulls the sack over X-23's eyes)
X-23: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Take it off! Take it off!
~~~Back at the institute, on the ground~~~
Rahne: O.o I can't move him he's to fat! (Sees the others relaxing and playing in the snow) GET BACK OVER HERE YOU NO GOOD ASSH- oh look, a penny! (Picks it up)
Amara: I don't wanna move it.
Bobby: I know how to move his body!
Everyone: NO!
Bobby: (Freezes Santa in to an ice ball)
Sam: Good idea Bobby! Boy, there are three words I thought I'd never say in the same sentence.
They all roll Santa's body away and soon discover two new bodies.
Scott: X_X
Jean: X_X
Rahne: Great! We killed Scott and Jean!
Jubilee: Celebration!
~~~They all start dancing like the guys from Charlie Brown ~~~
Sam: That was strange.
Jamie: Yes. It was.
Scott: Oh, my head. Jean, are you alright?
Jean: Yeah.
Jamie: THEIR ALIVE!
Roberto: (Whacks them over the head with a conveniently nearby shovel) That should shut them up. Now where are we putting Santa's body?
~~~ In the sky, somewhere ~~~
X-23: If you ever put that sack over my head again I'll kill you.
Kurt: Alright, alright. LOOK OUT! THE SACK IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU!
X-23: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kurt: HAHA! Got ya'!
X-23: (Growl)
Kurt: O_O
X-23: Where are we going first?
Kurt: (Looks at the list) The Brotherhood.
X-23: Them? Are you sure?
Kurt: Yeah. X-23: Great.
~~~ They land on the roof ~~~
~~~ The Brotherhood home~~~
X-23: Alright, Toad gets a fly zapper, Lance gets a new fruit bowl, and Blob gets a lifetime supply of bacon.
Kurt: What about Wanda and Pietro? (I think that's correct)
X-23: They don't celebrate because their Jewish.
Kurt: But we don't know about their mother. She could of celebrated Christmas.
X-23: Don't give me "if" stuff.
???: Hey! Who's down there?!
Kurt: Crap! You woke them up!
X-23: It wasn't my fault! Just port us to the roof!
Kurt and X-23: (Bamf)
~~~ At the institute ~~~
~~~Outside Rahne's room. A sign that says "Stay Oot!" hangs on the door ~~~ (Yes I spelled Out "Oot" for a reason. First person to tell me why I spelled Out "Oot" gets a free slice of bacon)
~~~Santa's body is on her bed~~~
Roberto: We need to find an easier way of getting him around.
Rahne: How about a wheel chair.
Sam: Does the Professor even have an extra we can borrow?
Rahne: There's only one way to be sure and that's to look. We need to send to people to go while the rest stay and watch over the body. Bobby and Jamie, you will- GET OUT OF THERE!
Bobby and Jamie: (Going through Rahne's underwear)
Bobby: (Looks up) Wha?
Jamie: (Also looks up, but is holding a thong) Hello!
Rahne: (Smacks them over the head) (Blushing) You two are going to see if the Professor has an extra wheel chair.
Bobby: Why us.
Rahne: Because you two are smart (Looks at Bobby) Okay, only Jamie is smart, but we're sending you because we just don't want you here right now because you screw things up all the time.
Bobby: (Picking his nose) What? I wasn't listening.
M.R.D.: Sorry if it might not be as good as the other three chapters, but it is only because of school. Remember to try to answer the question above; it's a tricky one, so think hard. I'll give you a hint: The one who has the sign cleans an Elementary school. Think! Answer will be in the next chapter.
Disclaimer: I seem to of misplace my disclaimer.
4) Do They Celebrate Christmas?
~~~In the sky, somewhere~~~
Kurt: You know X-23; I've alvays vanted to know how Santa put all of his toys into one sack. (Remember that I'm not that good with accents)
X-23: Why don't you look?
Kurt: Cool! (Sticks his head into the sack, but quickly pulls it out) (Breathing heavily) O.O Now I know vhy his name says Satan if you switch the last three letters in his name around.
X-23: Is it really that bad?
Kurt: See for yourself! (Pulls the sack over X-23's eyes)
X-23: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Take it off! Take it off!
~~~Back at the institute, on the ground~~~
Rahne: O.o I can't move him he's to fat! (Sees the others relaxing and playing in the snow) GET BACK OVER HERE YOU NO GOOD ASSH- oh look, a penny! (Picks it up)
Amara: I don't wanna move it.
Bobby: I know how to move his body!
Everyone: NO!
Bobby: (Freezes Santa in to an ice ball)
Sam: Good idea Bobby! Boy, there are three words I thought I'd never say in the same sentence.
They all roll Santa's body away and soon discover two new bodies.
Scott: X_X
Jean: X_X
Rahne: Great! We killed Scott and Jean!
Jubilee: Celebration!
~~~They all start dancing like the guys from Charlie Brown ~~~
Sam: That was strange.
Jamie: Yes. It was.
Scott: Oh, my head. Jean, are you alright?
Jean: Yeah.
Jamie: THEIR ALIVE!
Roberto: (Whacks them over the head with a conveniently nearby shovel) That should shut them up. Now where are we putting Santa's body?
~~~ In the sky, somewhere ~~~
X-23: If you ever put that sack over my head again I'll kill you.
Kurt: Alright, alright. LOOK OUT! THE SACK IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU!
X-23: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kurt: HAHA! Got ya'!
X-23: (Growl)
Kurt: O_O
X-23: Where are we going first?
Kurt: (Looks at the list) The Brotherhood.
X-23: Them? Are you sure?
Kurt: Yeah. X-23: Great.
~~~ They land on the roof ~~~
~~~ The Brotherhood home~~~
X-23: Alright, Toad gets a fly zapper, Lance gets a new fruit bowl, and Blob gets a lifetime supply of bacon.
Kurt: What about Wanda and Pietro? (I think that's correct)
X-23: They don't celebrate because their Jewish.
Kurt: But we don't know about their mother. She could of celebrated Christmas.
X-23: Don't give me "if" stuff.
???: Hey! Who's down there?!
Kurt: Crap! You woke them up!
X-23: It wasn't my fault! Just port us to the roof!
Kurt and X-23: (Bamf)
~~~ At the institute ~~~
~~~Outside Rahne's room. A sign that says "Stay Oot!" hangs on the door ~~~ (Yes I spelled Out "Oot" for a reason. First person to tell me why I spelled Out "Oot" gets a free slice of bacon)
~~~Santa's body is on her bed~~~
Roberto: We need to find an easier way of getting him around.
Rahne: How about a wheel chair.
Sam: Does the Professor even have an extra we can borrow?
Rahne: There's only one way to be sure and that's to look. We need to send to people to go while the rest stay and watch over the body. Bobby and Jamie, you will- GET OUT OF THERE!
Bobby and Jamie: (Going through Rahne's underwear)
Bobby: (Looks up) Wha?
Jamie: (Also looks up, but is holding a thong) Hello!
Rahne: (Smacks them over the head) (Blushing) You two are going to see if the Professor has an extra wheel chair.
Bobby: Why us.
Rahne: Because you two are smart (Looks at Bobby) Okay, only Jamie is smart, but we're sending you because we just don't want you here right now because you screw things up all the time.
Bobby: (Picking his nose) What? I wasn't listening.
M.R.D.: Sorry if it might not be as good as the other three chapters, but it is only because of school. Remember to try to answer the question above; it's a tricky one, so think hard. I'll give you a hint: The one who has the sign cleans an Elementary school. Think! Answer will be in the next chapter.