The American Animagi Chapter 5: Psychotic Natures Revealed, an animorphs fanfic

A/N: Penguins will NOT take over the world. The radioactive loons will! The loons will defeat the penguins. And thank you sooo much to everybody who sent in ideas for contests and such; they were all awesome, and I'll be using most of them in time.

Chapter 5 – Psychotic Natures Revealed

A few hours later, Allee popped into the room, pulled out her computer, and typed in a few things. Shawna appeared suddenly, followed by Cassi, who was still hugging Remus. Allee typed a few more words, and Lenny appeared.

However, she was not alone.

Lenny was lip-locked with a tall guy with brown hair and brown eyes. From the looks of them, they had been kissing for quite a while now.

Shawna, Cassi, Remus, and Allee were quiet for a moment, but then Cassi coughed in order to, hopefully, get Lenny and the guy she was with to realize that they were no longer alone.

They broke apart, looking around in surprise. Both of them turned crimson.

"I take it that the looking-him-right-in-the-eye idea did work, then, after all," Allee commented. "Congratulations, Jared! It's good that you finally kissed her!"

Jared looked at his feet, mumbling something incomprehensible.

"It was that idea, right, Lenny?" Allee prodded.

"…Yes…"

"Good! See? See? I was right! Tell me everything that happened," Allee babbled.

Lenny turned even redder and suddenly became very interested in looking at her nails.

"Allee, I believe that they may be slightly embarrassed," Remus pointed out.

"Oh, I know that already. Quiet with you."

Tapping her foot, Allee said, "If you're not going to tell me, I could just go rewrite the part where you two show up and kiss in front of all of us over and over again for forever and ever."

Lenny's head snapped back up. "You wouldn't!"

"Oh, yes, I would. Details. Now."

"Allee, don't you think that that may be going a bit far?" Remus asked quietly in his talking-to-dangerous-psychos voice.

Allee, Shawna, and even Cassi immediately turned on him. "NO, IT WOULDN'T! WE WANT DETAILS!"

"Oh, okay, I was just making sure…" he stammered, shrugging helplessly at Jared and Lenny.

"No, you were just being annoying," Allee said crossly. She tapped a few keys on her keyboard, and suddenly Remus changed.

"Hey! I'm sixteen again!" he yelped.

Cassi let out a delighted giggled and pulled him in even closer.

"Yeah, and the point in changing you was to get you to shut up," Allee pointed out. "But anyway, Lenny…?"

Jared seemed to have finally composed himself enough to look around and speak. "Um, Lenny, where are we and how did we get here? And how in the world do you know, this, uh…" He faltered, unable to think of a word to describe the oddity that was Allee.

"Um, remember the story that I told you about that mentioned you?" Lenny stammered.

"Yes, but what does that have to do with-"

"Well, now, you're not only mentioned, but you're in it, too."

"SWEET! I'm famous! I'll be signing autographs afterwards, no need to rush forward all at once," he assured Allee, Shawna, and Cassi. "I'm famous, I'm famous, I'm famous…" He started chanting while doing some odd sort of jig.

Lenny shot a panicked look at Allee, who was tapping her toe and looking at her watch impatiently. "I'm waiting," Allee said.

"Uh, right, Jared," Lenny said, cutting him off before he could start a second verse to his song. "Meet Allee, the fanfic writer."

"Oh, you're the one writing this? I just want to say, thank you sooooooooooo much for inserting me. Without you, I could have never gotten to where I am today, and-"

"Jared. There's a slight problem. Allee here is kind of in control of the entire situation. She wants us to spill the details of, uh, what happened a few minutes ago."

"We just won't tell her, then."

"Oh, I think you will tell us," Shawna, Cassi, and Allee laughed.

Lenny smacked her hand to her head. "Jared, as the author of the fanfic, Allee is all-powerful. She's threatening to make us keep kissing in front of them until we tell them…"

Jared stopped grinning. "Oh."

"Right."

The couple was silent for a moment, both of their faces flushing as they thought about it.

"Time's up!" Allee crowed. With an evil snicker, she typed into her computer.

However, she was not alone.

Lenny was lip-locked with a tall guy with brown hair and brown eyes. From the looks of them, they had been kissing for quite a while now.

Shawna, Cassi, Remus, and Allee were quiet for a moment, but then Cassi coughed in order to, hopefully, get Lenny and the guy she was with to realize that they were no longer alone.

They broke apart, looking around in surprise. Both of them turned crimson.

"Allee, this is so unfair! You can't just keep making us kiss in front of everybody over and over!" Lenny complained, her face even redder than her hair.

"Yeah, what she said!" Jared protested. "I'm famous; it's embarrassing to be seen like this in front of all of my loyal fans!"

"We. Want. Details!" Shawna, Cassie, and Allee exclaimed, laughing hysterically.

"But-"

However, she was not alone.

Lenny was lip-locked with a tall guy with brown hair and brown eyes. From the looks of them, they had been kissing for quite a while now.

Shawna, Cassi, Remus, and Allee were quiet for a moment, but then Cassi coughed in order to, hopefully, get Lenny and the guy she was with to realize that they were no longer alone.

They broke apart, looking around in surprise. Both of them turned crimson.

"But what if I don't want to tell them to you guys?!" Lenny objected.

"I'll make you guys kiss again," Allee warned.

"But-"

However, she was not alone.

Lenny was lip-locked with a tall guy with brown hair and brown eyes. From the looks of them, they had been kissing for quite a while now.

Shawna, Cassi, Remus, and Allee were quiet for a moment, but then Cassi coughed in order to, hopefully, get Lenny and the guy she was with to realize that they were no longer alone.

They broke apart, looking around in surprise. Both of them turned crimson.

"That's it. Lenny, your friends are psychopaths. I'm getting out of here," Jared announced as he ran out of the classroom, slamming the door behind him.

Shawna, Cassi, and Allee collapsed onto the floor, laughing so hard that their sides hurt. Remus, as a sixteen-year-old Marauder again, cackled as well.

Lenny gaped at the closed door. "Thanks a lot, Allee," she muttered.

"Oh, don't worry about it," Allee giggled. "It's us that he doesn't like now, not you."

"I guess…"

"The only time I've ever seen anybody more embarrassed was when Sirius, James, Peter, and I charmed Snape's underwear to sing and dance to "I'm Too Sexy" and multiplied it so that there were hundreds of singing, dancing pink boxers with 'Severus Snape' written on them in big

"We're still waiting for the details," Shawna reminded.

Lenny heaved a sigh, rolling her eyes. "I was going to tell you, but I just wanted to do it later," she complained.

"Why later?" Cassi queried.

"I can tell you the details, but not right now, in front of them," Lenny replied. As she spoke, she raised her hand toward the ceiling. Everybody followed her finger to look at the ceiling. For just a split second, where the ceiling was supposed to be, they saw the faces of Allee's thousands of adoring fans reading the story on their computers. (A/N: lol, I flatter myself. Try maybe the ten or fifteen adoring fans who may not even be adoring… *sigh* If only I could control the outside world, too…)

"Ohh," Cassi said knowingly. "That's why."

"Yes, that's why," Lenny answered.

"Okay, I understand," Allee sighed. "But you still have to tell us everything at the first chance you get."

"Definitely" Lenny agreed.

"Girls," Remus muttered. "I'll never understand them."

"Okay, so what have we decided the next contest will be?" Shawna asked.

"Let me bring in the players, and I'll announce it," Allee said, typing more into her computer.

There was a pop, and the Animorphs appeared in the room. Realizing that the "games" were about to start again, the groaned. There was another pop, Harry appeared, soon followed by the Weasley twins, Katie Bell, Angelina Johnson, Alicia Spinnet, and Oliver Wood.

For everybody but Harry, who just shook his head sadly, there were murmurs of surprise, especially when they noticed Oliver, who had graduated two years before.

"You may want to explain to them what's going on," Harry suggested, finally resigned to the fact that until Allee decided to end her torture, there was nothing he could do but go along with it. "By the way, I don't suppose you have anything to do with the loony prat running down the halls and screaming about the crazy girls who brought him here, do you?"

All the Harry Potter characters other than Remus and Harry himself looked at each other with utter confuddledness.

"Hello!" Shawna exclaimed, waving at the newly-arrived Harry Potter characters.

The three girls gave a half-hearted wave back, looking confusedly at one another.

"My name is Allee," Allee said. "I'm here from another universe, where I'm writing a story that combines the characters from my two favorite book series, Harry Potter and Animorphs. This story really has no plot, other than to play a bunch of games, contests, tournaments, et cetera to decide certain questions about both books. We've already played one game, and now we're going to play another."

"Correction," Lenny muttered. "This story has no plot other than to let Allee embarrass you as much as she can. And she can embarrass you a lot, believe me."

"Oh, and it's also to get me and Remus together!" Cassi exclaimed, hugging the teacher.

Harry squinted at the couple, focusing on sixteen-year-old Remus. "Professor Lupin, is that you?!"

The Harry Potter characters gasped and looked more closely at the person they had thought to be a stranger.

"It is!" Fred chortled. "That's really Professor Lupin!"

"My, my, my," George admonished. "Professor, aren't you a bit young to have a mid-life crisis and try to make yourself look younger?"

"Allee brought me here a while ago, but got mad and made me this age…" Remus shrugged.

"So anyway, what do we have to do with this?" Oliver asked, gesturing at his fellow residents of the Harry Potter universe.

"Quidditch!" Cassi exclaimed.

"Excellent," Oliver replied, his eyes lighting up.

Allee shrugged. "Since J. K. Rowling has been slow about writing the fifth Harry Potter book, I don't know who the new captain of the Gryffindor Quidditch team is. So I just decided to use the old one."

Wait a second, Tobias interrupted. What are you people babbling about? Kwech?

It is not an English word, Ax agreed.

"Quidditch," Oliver corrected. "It's a game. Don't tell me you haven't heard of it before!"

"I can't say we have," Rachel said dryly.

"Well, it's played like this…" Oliver began, automatically beginning to explain it to them.

"Oh, God, here he goes again," Katie whined.

"You guys really shouldn't have said that you had never heard of it before…" Angelina added.

"…There are seven players on each team, and…"

"Wait," Zsa-Zsa Billy Bob interjected. "There are only six of us."

"Guess again," Allee giggled as she entered some text into her computer, causing there to be another pop and Erek King to materialize.

"Uh-oh," Erek said mildly, looking around. His gaze fell on Jake, and he looked away. "What are you doing here? I thought that you would be dead by now while trying to save Ax."

Jake gritted his teeth. "I did what I had to do."

"Let's not fight," Zsa-Zsa Billy Bob pleaded.

"Uh-oh?" Marco demanded. "That's all you have to say about appearing in a strange universe? 'Uh-oh'?!"

"I already suspected that something was up," Erek explained. "A couple hours ago, Crayak's voice echoed throughout the galaxy, raging. Something about some crazy girl who thought she was more powerful than him and therefore had kicked him out of the galaxy. It was… disturbing, to say the least. The press is having a field day talking about the odd voice heard all over the planet, and, according to the Andalites, on their planet and all others they've been able to contact, as well as the taunting laugh from who I think was the Ellimist that followed Crayak's rant. I figured that if the all-powerful beings were upset about something, the Animorphs had something to do with it."

"Aren't you perceptive?" Marco commented dryly.

"Can I get a full explanation?"

All the eyes fell on Allee.

"You guys can explain it to him. I'm tired," Allee said, yawning. "Tell him everything that's happened. I'm sure Fred and George, Oliver, Katie, Angelina, and Alicia would appreciate it, too. After that, Oliver, explain to them how to play Quidditch."

Fred and George looked at Allee in disbelief. "You did not just say that," George said.

"We're going to be here all night!" Fred whined.

"You guys can use Oliver's babbling as a review," Allee said. "You'll need to know how to play the game well: When I come back, it's off to the Quidditch field. Harry Potter characters against Animorphs characters. Listen up!"

Oliver had an excited, maniacal glint in his eye as he grabbed the Animorphs and Erek and started to explain to them every single miniscule detail of Quidditch. The other Harry Potter characters sullenly followed, muttering amongst themselves.

"You guys ready to go back to the real world and get some sleep?" Allee asked her friends.

"Can Remus come with me?" Cassi asked, hugging him to her. He seemed to be enjoying it, now that the confusion had worn off.

"Yes."

"Awesome!" Cassi and Remus disappeared with a pop. Shawna followed, yawning as she went.

"Don't you think we should find Jared first?" Lenny asked with concern.

"Don't worry about it," Allee assured her. "I'm sure he'll be fine."

"If you say so…"

With a pop, the two girls disappeared back to the real world.

In the meantime, Jared ran through the halls of Hogwarts. "She can't do this to me!" he hollered, speaking of Allee. "I'm famous! I don't deserve this! She's a psycho!"

Suddenly, he tripped and fell over something furry. The furry thing yowled loudly, running down the hall. Jared sat up, recognizing the furry thing as a cat just before it turned the corner.

"Dumb cat," he muttered. "I'm trapped in a nuthouse. What's with these pictures, anyway?" he asked, looking at the moving paintings on the wall.

He heard footsteps. A certain keeper of Hogwarts lurched into view, holding Mrs. Norris and trying to comfort her as she cowered from the guy who had stepped on her.

"You stepped on my cat!" Filch exclaimed, grabbing Jared by his collar. "And what are you doing out of uniform? Dressed in Muggle clothes. Pah. Detention."

Jared moaned as Filch started to drag him off. "I'm famous, don't you recognize me? You can't put me in detention…"

A/N: Dude! I updated! Again! And I think I may even kinda sorta have a weak plot other than torturing the characters now! I'm so happiness!!!! Please review!!!!!