Disclaimer: Inuyasha isn't mine nor yours.
[Madness on a Talk Show?]
DeeDee-Chan walks furiously back and forth on the t.v set. "Oh, crap!! Oh, crap!!! Why does it have to be me?!! And on this day?!!"
Hojo taps on her shoulder. "DeeDee-Chan, we have a show-"
She waves him away leaving him to stand in the corner and shiver as he waits.
The t.v host kicks the wastebasket as Kikyo enters as she applies makeup to her clay face. "Could you quit that?!"
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"Will you shut up?!!"
"Why?"
"Because...... And stop scaring the kids!! You don't want to be another Michael Jackson by putting on cheap comestics on your ugly clay face!!!"
Kiyko gasps and walks away.
"Hmmmpph. It's not cheap. Naraku got it for me for $100."
DeeDee-Chan sticks her tounge out at her. "I think it means a $1."
Kikyo reaches for her bow and arrow.
"Now you're asking for it missy!!"
"Wait!!" Hojo steps between as they flash their sharp teeth. "Come on. You don't want any violence on this show."
Both of their expressions become calm and serene. Hojo smiles. "Now, see.. Isn't everything better? I told you that my methods work-"
"Shut up!!" They shut in unison as they shove him put of the way.
"Ya wanna piece of me girl?" DeeDee smiles with glee.
"Bring it on!!"
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They reach for their weapons. DeeDee-Chan reaches for her two fresh, baked bagels as Kikyo grabs a long, french bread which is the length of a meter stick.
Their baked goods clash and clash as Hojo screams (like a girl) in horror.
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Meow! Meow!!
"DeeDee?!!" The t.v host throws away her bagels as the himalayan cat enters the room and rubs her legs.
"DeeDee.."
"Aww. Is that the cat whom your pen name is named after?" Hojo moves closer.
"Yes and don't pet him!!"
"She is is so kawaii!!"
"Shut up Kikyo!! And it's a he!! Not a she!!"
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She cradles the cat in her arms. "Why was I so crabby sweetie?" She says in a bay tone way as the others sweat drop.
"Well, a person deleted me from their favorites author's list and now I only have two who placed me on their lists. Then a reviewer said it was a pointless story."
The kitty rubs her chin in affection.
"That's my pal!!"
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Kikyo and Hojo whisper to another.
"She got mad and raged like a bull over that?"
"What a freak.."
"I heard that!!"
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"Kikyo.. Kikyo.. Even if you're one of my favorite charecters on Inuyasha."
"Really?"
"And I don't usually bash you but only for my friends."
"You do?!!" The claypot's eyes twinkle like stars.
"You're gonna end up like my old Barbie dolls if you're gonna go on and yack!!!!"
DeeDee-Chan tosses away a doll with ink scribble on the face as her cat leaps from her arms.
"Scram!!!" She grabs a giant, plastic hammer and tries to strike at Kikyo but misses.
"Ahhhh!!!! I thought you like me!!!"
The t.v host runs around like a maniac with a giant hammer that nearly strikes down on Kikyo by every swing.
"Die claypot!!!!"
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"Well, sorry for the bad mood she's in. But don't worry she'll do two for one chapter deal by using your questions next time." Hojo waves as he sneezes.
"Allergies..." He rubs his nose as DeeDee the cat leaps away.
"Bye!!!" He hold up the cardboard sign."
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"Come back here Kikyo!!!!"
"Ahhh!!!!!" Kikyo screams till she slams into a brick wall. That gotta hurt.."
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A/N: Author situation is completely true... (
[Madness on a Talk Show?]
DeeDee-Chan walks furiously back and forth on the t.v set. "Oh, crap!! Oh, crap!!! Why does it have to be me?!! And on this day?!!"
Hojo taps on her shoulder. "DeeDee-Chan, we have a show-"
She waves him away leaving him to stand in the corner and shiver as he waits.
The t.v host kicks the wastebasket as Kikyo enters as she applies makeup to her clay face. "Could you quit that?!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Will you shut up?!!"
"Why?"
"Because...... And stop scaring the kids!! You don't want to be another Michael Jackson by putting on cheap comestics on your ugly clay face!!!"
Kiyko gasps and walks away.
"Hmmmpph. It's not cheap. Naraku got it for me for $100."
DeeDee-Chan sticks her tounge out at her. "I think it means a $1."
Kikyo reaches for her bow and arrow.
"Now you're asking for it missy!!"
"Wait!!" Hojo steps between as they flash their sharp teeth. "Come on. You don't want any violence on this show."
Both of their expressions become calm and serene. Hojo smiles. "Now, see.. Isn't everything better? I told you that my methods work-"
"Shut up!!" They shut in unison as they shove him put of the way.
"Ya wanna piece of me girl?" DeeDee smiles with glee.
"Bring it on!!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
They reach for their weapons. DeeDee-Chan reaches for her two fresh, baked bagels as Kikyo grabs a long, french bread which is the length of a meter stick.
Their baked goods clash and clash as Hojo screams (like a girl) in horror.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Meow! Meow!!
"DeeDee?!!" The t.v host throws away her bagels as the himalayan cat enters the room and rubs her legs.
"DeeDee.."
"Aww. Is that the cat whom your pen name is named after?" Hojo moves closer.
"Yes and don't pet him!!"
"She is is so kawaii!!"
"Shut up Kikyo!! And it's a he!! Not a she!!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
She cradles the cat in her arms. "Why was I so crabby sweetie?" She says in a bay tone way as the others sweat drop.
"Well, a person deleted me from their favorites author's list and now I only have two who placed me on their lists. Then a reviewer said it was a pointless story."
The kitty rubs her chin in affection.
"That's my pal!!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Kikyo and Hojo whisper to another.
"She got mad and raged like a bull over that?"
"What a freak.."
"I heard that!!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Kikyo.. Kikyo.. Even if you're one of my favorite charecters on Inuyasha."
"Really?"
"And I don't usually bash you but only for my friends."
"You do?!!" The claypot's eyes twinkle like stars.
"You're gonna end up like my old Barbie dolls if you're gonna go on and yack!!!!"
DeeDee-Chan tosses away a doll with ink scribble on the face as her cat leaps from her arms.
"Scram!!!" She grabs a giant, plastic hammer and tries to strike at Kikyo but misses.
"Ahhhh!!!! I thought you like me!!!"
The t.v host runs around like a maniac with a giant hammer that nearly strikes down on Kikyo by every swing.
"Die claypot!!!!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Well, sorry for the bad mood she's in. But don't worry she'll do two for one chapter deal by using your questions next time." Hojo waves as he sneezes.
"Allergies..." He rubs his nose as DeeDee the cat leaps away.
"Bye!!!" He hold up the cardboard sign."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Come back here Kikyo!!!!"
"Ahhh!!!!!" Kikyo screams till she slams into a brick wall. That gotta hurt.."
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A/N: Author situation is completely true... (