M.R.D.: Hello! I've decided to put the mutants that I caught in X2 in this
chapter, however if you don't want to know then don't read the closing
after the words X2 MUTANTS.
P.S.: Phoenix Pirate, if you think you are so good at writing, how come you have no fics of your own here? Also, the institute is supposed to be out of character!!!!!!
7) Santa likes to party?
~~~In Santa's sleigh~~~
Kurt: Now that ve have finished Bayville, vere are we going?
X-23: Well, Santa finished all of the North East states, so I guess we are off to the South.
Kurt: The South? I guess Rouge's birth family.
X-23: I don't think that would be a good thing, elf.
Kurt: Don't make me pull Santa's sack over your head again.
X-23: SO MUCH EVIL! THERE SHOULD NOT BE THAT MUCH TOILET WATER COMEING OUT ONTO THE FLOOR!!!
Kurt: Settle down X-23. What's so bad about an overflowing toilet?
X-23: That's how Logan died.
Kurt: Logan isn't dead; he's just traumatized, permanently.
X-23: Oh yeah.
Kurt: (Puts his feet up on the "dashboard", and accidentally kicks a rather large compartment open) Vhat the? Vhat's this? (Pulls out some CDs, alcohol, and some weed) Uh, Santa has this stuff with him?
X-23: Looks like its time to party! (Takes some weed and starts to smoke)
Kurt: Alright!
Before long X-23 and Kurt were both drunk and stoned, and had also entered the Southern states.
Kurt: (Singing along to a song from one of the CDs) "They shouted: PLAY THAT FUNKY MUSIC WHITE BOY! PLAY THAT FUNKY MUSIC WHIIIIIIITE!"
X-23: (Really stoned) You're not white, your blue.
Kurt: (Really Drunk) And you're a clone.
X-23: (Flips him off)
Kurt: You're dead! (Pulls Santa's sack out of nowhere and pulls it over X- 23's head)
X-23: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO MUCH CLOGGING FOR ONE TOILET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kurt: Get over it.
~~~In the woods, some where~~~
Bobby: Are we there yet?
Everyone: No.
Bobby: Are we there yet?
Everyone: No.
Bobby: Are we there yet?
Everyone: No!
Bobby: Are we there yet?
Rahne: I DON'T KNOW! ARE YOU DEAD YET?!
Bobby: (Under his breath) Bi*ch.
Rahne: WHAT WAS THAT?!
Bobby: Bi*ch?
Rahne: (Starts to attack Bobby)
Sam: Actually, Bobby is right because you're a girl who can turn into a wolf, and I do believe a female wolf is called a bi*ch.
Rahne: (Looks at Sam, evilly)
Sam: Oh sh*t.
Rahne: (Starts attacking them both)
Bobby: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sam: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rahne: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Roberto: We should stop her.
Jamie: Yes we should.
Jubilee: Are we going to stop her?
Amara: Possibly not.
Roberto: Fare enough.
M.R.D.: Alright, it's the end of chapter 7. Now if you do not want to know the mutants that I saw in X2, STOP READING NOW! I REPEAT, STOP READING NOW!
~~~X2 Mutants~~~
First, you know that list of names that Mystique was looking at to find Magneto? Well right above his name (Lensherr, Eric) it says Lebeau, Remy, and below Magneto's (This one is down a ways) it says Madox, Jamie. Now lets go forward in the movie to see the guard at the bar (you know, the one that Mystique injected iron into his blood) Anyway, there is a T.V. on in the background on it they are talking about mutant protesters then the T.V. shows a man wearing glasses talking, and you know how the news has those things with the name of person who is talking, it says Dr. Hank McCoy. I guess he hasn't mutated yet, but he is there.
Those were all the mutants I could find, but I know that there are others, just keep an eye open.
P.S.: Phoenix Pirate, if you think you are so good at writing, how come you have no fics of your own here? Also, the institute is supposed to be out of character!!!!!!
7) Santa likes to party?
~~~In Santa's sleigh~~~
Kurt: Now that ve have finished Bayville, vere are we going?
X-23: Well, Santa finished all of the North East states, so I guess we are off to the South.
Kurt: The South? I guess Rouge's birth family.
X-23: I don't think that would be a good thing, elf.
Kurt: Don't make me pull Santa's sack over your head again.
X-23: SO MUCH EVIL! THERE SHOULD NOT BE THAT MUCH TOILET WATER COMEING OUT ONTO THE FLOOR!!!
Kurt: Settle down X-23. What's so bad about an overflowing toilet?
X-23: That's how Logan died.
Kurt: Logan isn't dead; he's just traumatized, permanently.
X-23: Oh yeah.
Kurt: (Puts his feet up on the "dashboard", and accidentally kicks a rather large compartment open) Vhat the? Vhat's this? (Pulls out some CDs, alcohol, and some weed) Uh, Santa has this stuff with him?
X-23: Looks like its time to party! (Takes some weed and starts to smoke)
Kurt: Alright!
Before long X-23 and Kurt were both drunk and stoned, and had also entered the Southern states.
Kurt: (Singing along to a song from one of the CDs) "They shouted: PLAY THAT FUNKY MUSIC WHITE BOY! PLAY THAT FUNKY MUSIC WHIIIIIIITE!"
X-23: (Really stoned) You're not white, your blue.
Kurt: (Really Drunk) And you're a clone.
X-23: (Flips him off)
Kurt: You're dead! (Pulls Santa's sack out of nowhere and pulls it over X- 23's head)
X-23: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO MUCH CLOGGING FOR ONE TOILET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kurt: Get over it.
~~~In the woods, some where~~~
Bobby: Are we there yet?
Everyone: No.
Bobby: Are we there yet?
Everyone: No.
Bobby: Are we there yet?
Everyone: No!
Bobby: Are we there yet?
Rahne: I DON'T KNOW! ARE YOU DEAD YET?!
Bobby: (Under his breath) Bi*ch.
Rahne: WHAT WAS THAT?!
Bobby: Bi*ch?
Rahne: (Starts to attack Bobby)
Sam: Actually, Bobby is right because you're a girl who can turn into a wolf, and I do believe a female wolf is called a bi*ch.
Rahne: (Looks at Sam, evilly)
Sam: Oh sh*t.
Rahne: (Starts attacking them both)
Bobby: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sam: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rahne: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Roberto: We should stop her.
Jamie: Yes we should.
Jubilee: Are we going to stop her?
Amara: Possibly not.
Roberto: Fare enough.
M.R.D.: Alright, it's the end of chapter 7. Now if you do not want to know the mutants that I saw in X2, STOP READING NOW! I REPEAT, STOP READING NOW!
~~~X2 Mutants~~~
First, you know that list of names that Mystique was looking at to find Magneto? Well right above his name (Lensherr, Eric) it says Lebeau, Remy, and below Magneto's (This one is down a ways) it says Madox, Jamie. Now lets go forward in the movie to see the guard at the bar (you know, the one that Mystique injected iron into his blood) Anyway, there is a T.V. on in the background on it they are talking about mutant protesters then the T.V. shows a man wearing glasses talking, and you know how the news has those things with the name of person who is talking, it says Dr. Hank McCoy. I guess he hasn't mutated yet, but he is there.
Those were all the mutants I could find, but I know that there are others, just keep an eye open.