"You're on Kikyo!!!! Move it!!" DeeDee-chan shoves her onto the set.
"You're not going to do anything worse than last time, are you?" The dead- miko looks around.
"Don't worry.." She gives off an evil laugh. "As if I do anything to my favorite character.."
"Really? Are you sure?"
"Positive!!" DeeDee-Chan gives her a hard pat on the back while Kikyo nervously laughs.
"Get ready guys. We're on in 5,4,3,2,1." Hojo holds up the sign with the words: 'A Kikyo Documentary: The life of a Claypot ; The Thanksgiving Special.'
"HI!!! I'm DeeDee-Chan!!! Your host!!!" She throws up confetti. "Welcome to the show!!!!"
She takes out some index cards. "From Sly Sliver Inu, she asks "I wonder what would happen if she got wet? I mean when it rains dirt turns to mud..So wouldn't she melt??"
"I bet when you see this, it will be a whole lot better than the Wizard of Oz." She smiles and brings out a 50ft garden hose.
"Let's get going!! Shall we?"
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~
"Man, I get stuck with a job like this. But why?" Kikyo sits down a log and ponders on her thought.
"I mean the others get to find shikon shards and I get stuck with low- paying job. Why is that!!!"
DeeDee-chan aims the hose at Kikyo and signals Hojo to turn it up full throttle. "WATCH OUT!!! IT'S GONNA BLOW!!!!!"
The set is flooded with water as Hojo, Dee-Chan, and Kikyo desparetly try to swim to the exit.
"I thought you like me!!!!"
DeeDee-chan shrugs. "I do, but who says I can't do this?" She splashes water onto her forehead. "Great, you don't melt.."
"What?!!!!!"
"Sorry Sly Sliver Inu... I think she's made of some special ceramic or something?"
"Ceramic!!!!"
"Well. yeah. I mean you're dead and all." She takes out a gardening kit. "AT least I can make it up to my reviewers with this."
She pats soil and seeds on top of her head.
"What are you doing?!!!!"
"Look the sun's coming up!!!" She points to the sun outside of the skylight.
Daisies begin to sprout out of Kikyo's head.
"You know. This reminds me Dr. Suess."
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"I can't take this.. Do you know what? You're the only one who understands me.."
Kikyo lies down on the ground as she fingers a piece of popcorn.
"You're not alive, you're a dead piece of corn like me. And yet, you still understand. I'm grateful for having you as a friend Poppy."
She turns to the small claymodel of her which has been taped with duct tape to hide the cracks.
"And you... Well, I don't know. I think I have to get more duct tape form DeeDee-Chan's desk."
"Aha!!!! That answers your question Free_Cheese_Rulz!!! Claypots do talk to other claypots!!! Even popcorn!!!!"
"Can't you give me some privacy?!! Leave us along..."
"Sorry Kikyo. That's not in the fanfiction contract."
"Why you....."
"Stand back!!!" She holds up the minature claypot. "I got a weapon!!"
"Not little Kikyo!!!"
"Then go back to your dorm room!!!"
Kikyo frowns and quickly snatches back 'Little Kikyo'.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"I really hate this. show!! With that pyschopathic t.v host." Kikyo pulls the covers of the blanket over her.
"Well, do I sleep? Oh, well. At least I have an excuse to get away from her.."
She shuts her eyes and smiles.
Chug. Chug. Chug.
"Huh?"
Chug. Chug. Chug.
"Maybe that's the cat.."
Chug. Chug. Chug. Chug. Chug. Chug.
She suddenly opens her eyes.
Chug. Chug.. Chug. Chug.
"ONE MORE CHUG AND YOU'RE OUT OF HERE!!"
.........................
"That's better.." She closes her eyes again.
"Hey Hojo!! I think we did it!!!"
"I think so DeeDee-sama."
"What?!!!" Kikyo throws away the covers and finds herself buried in dirt.
"Well, The Mad Writer()!! Kikyo was obviously a pile of ashes buried underground when she died. So. to recreate the scenario, I decided that Hojo and I should bury Kikyo in her room with dirt!!!"
"Won't that kill her, DeeDee-sama?"
"Nonsense!! She's dead already. Just remember, to never try this at home except on a dead-miko named Kikyo!!! Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!"
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"Well, folks. This ends the first half of the Thanksgiving episode. Be sure to check out the next one though. A.S.A.P!!!"
DeeDee-chan smiles as she pulls wagon full of daisies, a popcorn, 'Little Kikyo' and broken clay cups.
"Hey, Sly Sliver Inu, Free_Cheese_Rulz and The Mad Writer()!! Remember to pick up your gifts before Kikyo finds out!!!!"
DeeDee-chan dashes out to the exit. "Now I gotta pick up those glaze donuts!!"
[Thus ends the first half of the show.]
A/N: Review and review!!!
"You're not going to do anything worse than last time, are you?" The dead- miko looks around.
"Don't worry.." She gives off an evil laugh. "As if I do anything to my favorite character.."
"Really? Are you sure?"
"Positive!!" DeeDee-Chan gives her a hard pat on the back while Kikyo nervously laughs.
"Get ready guys. We're on in 5,4,3,2,1." Hojo holds up the sign with the words: 'A Kikyo Documentary: The life of a Claypot ; The Thanksgiving Special.'
"HI!!! I'm DeeDee-Chan!!! Your host!!!" She throws up confetti. "Welcome to the show!!!!"
She takes out some index cards. "From Sly Sliver Inu, she asks "I wonder what would happen if she got wet? I mean when it rains dirt turns to mud..So wouldn't she melt??"
"I bet when you see this, it will be a whole lot better than the Wizard of Oz." She smiles and brings out a 50ft garden hose.
"Let's get going!! Shall we?"
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~
"Man, I get stuck with a job like this. But why?" Kikyo sits down a log and ponders on her thought.
"I mean the others get to find shikon shards and I get stuck with low- paying job. Why is that!!!"
DeeDee-chan aims the hose at Kikyo and signals Hojo to turn it up full throttle. "WATCH OUT!!! IT'S GONNA BLOW!!!!!"
The set is flooded with water as Hojo, Dee-Chan, and Kikyo desparetly try to swim to the exit.
"I thought you like me!!!!"
DeeDee-chan shrugs. "I do, but who says I can't do this?" She splashes water onto her forehead. "Great, you don't melt.."
"What?!!!!!"
"Sorry Sly Sliver Inu... I think she's made of some special ceramic or something?"
"Ceramic!!!!"
"Well. yeah. I mean you're dead and all." She takes out a gardening kit. "AT least I can make it up to my reviewers with this."
She pats soil and seeds on top of her head.
"What are you doing?!!!!"
"Look the sun's coming up!!!" She points to the sun outside of the skylight.
Daisies begin to sprout out of Kikyo's head.
"You know. This reminds me Dr. Suess."
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"I can't take this.. Do you know what? You're the only one who understands me.."
Kikyo lies down on the ground as she fingers a piece of popcorn.
"You're not alive, you're a dead piece of corn like me. And yet, you still understand. I'm grateful for having you as a friend Poppy."
She turns to the small claymodel of her which has been taped with duct tape to hide the cracks.
"And you... Well, I don't know. I think I have to get more duct tape form DeeDee-Chan's desk."
"Aha!!!! That answers your question Free_Cheese_Rulz!!! Claypots do talk to other claypots!!! Even popcorn!!!!"
"Can't you give me some privacy?!! Leave us along..."
"Sorry Kikyo. That's not in the fanfiction contract."
"Why you....."
"Stand back!!!" She holds up the minature claypot. "I got a weapon!!"
"Not little Kikyo!!!"
"Then go back to your dorm room!!!"
Kikyo frowns and quickly snatches back 'Little Kikyo'.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"I really hate this. show!! With that pyschopathic t.v host." Kikyo pulls the covers of the blanket over her.
"Well, do I sleep? Oh, well. At least I have an excuse to get away from her.."
She shuts her eyes and smiles.
Chug. Chug. Chug.
"Huh?"
Chug. Chug. Chug.
"Maybe that's the cat.."
Chug. Chug. Chug. Chug. Chug. Chug.
She suddenly opens her eyes.
Chug. Chug.. Chug. Chug.
"ONE MORE CHUG AND YOU'RE OUT OF HERE!!"
.........................
"That's better.." She closes her eyes again.
"Hey Hojo!! I think we did it!!!"
"I think so DeeDee-sama."
"What?!!!" Kikyo throws away the covers and finds herself buried in dirt.
"Well, The Mad Writer()!! Kikyo was obviously a pile of ashes buried underground when she died. So. to recreate the scenario, I decided that Hojo and I should bury Kikyo in her room with dirt!!!"
"Won't that kill her, DeeDee-sama?"
"Nonsense!! She's dead already. Just remember, to never try this at home except on a dead-miko named Kikyo!!! Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!"
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"Well, folks. This ends the first half of the Thanksgiving episode. Be sure to check out the next one though. A.S.A.P!!!"
DeeDee-chan smiles as she pulls wagon full of daisies, a popcorn, 'Little Kikyo' and broken clay cups.
"Hey, Sly Sliver Inu, Free_Cheese_Rulz and The Mad Writer()!! Remember to pick up your gifts before Kikyo finds out!!!!"
DeeDee-chan dashes out to the exit. "Now I gotta pick up those glaze donuts!!"
[Thus ends the first half of the show.]
A/N: Review and review!!!