M.R.D: The last chapter. I know I said I was going to split it, but I
changed my mind. Read the credits.
Disclaimer: LET'S KILL JEAN! LETS KILL JEAN!
9) Can You Believe It's the Last Chapter?
The New Recruits look over at what crashed to see Kurt and X-23.
X-23: (Still stoned) You crashed the sleigh you idiot!
Kurt: (Still drunk) You forgot to drop the presents off at the institute.
The New Recruits then look over at what said "My head."
All of the recruits: What the hell? You're alive?
Santa: OF COURSE I'M ALIVE! I'M SANTA! I CAN'T DIE! (Bang)
Bobby: SANTA!
Santa: (Falls to the ground) Ohhhhh, Granddad?
Jean came out of nowhere, holding a rather tree branch with her powers, while Scott was holding Rahne back with pictures of the Professor, I won't tell you how he got them, let's just say it involved candles, that song that goes "Let's get in on," and a pot roast.
Bobby: You killed Santa!
X-23: We killed him first.
Jubilee: You'll pay!
Kurt: You guys should have paid first.
Rahne: HELP ME! I'M TOO AFRAID TO TRANSEFORM! HELP ME!
Sam: RAHNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You are going to pay you (*CENCORED FOR WHAT HE SAYS WILL MAKE THIS STORY R RATED*)
Everyone: O_O
Scott: (Mouth hanging open, which causes his sun glasses to fall of and shoot Sam)
Rahne: GGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All of the New Recruits, X-23, and Nightcrawler start to attack Jean, however, since Jean is pure evil she defeated them all.
Jean: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SCOTT! KILL THEM IF THEY ARE NOT ALREADY DEAD!!!!!!!!!
Scott: No.
Jean: What!
Scott: NO!
Jean: Why you! (Pushes him over a cliff with her crappy powers)
Bobby: (Weak) You killed him because he defied your order?
Jean: You! I've always wanted to kill you and all of the new kids. I think I'll start with Jubilee.
Bobby: YOU!
What happened next, well in Bayville they say, Bobby's small, tiny brain grew three sizes that day, which caused Bobby to start beating crap out of Jean.
Bobby: YOU STUPID, STUPID LITTLE BI*CH!
Jean: (Getting hit and frozen repeatedly)
Bobby: (Kills Jean) (Breathing heavily)
Jubilee: Damn.
Jamie: She's dead.
Roberto: Bobby! Bobby! Bobby! Bobby!
All of the other people started cheering
In the end, Santa woke up and left to deliver the rest of the presents.
Santa: (Riding off) See you all in hell!
Everyone on the roof: What?
Scott was given credit to standing up to Jean. The fall only caused him to break a leg, until Bobby pushed him over again and killed him. Everyone enjoyed a merry Christmas. (The Professor got some wax for his bald head so he made everyone enjoy this Christmas) The Brotherhood also had a good Christmas (Mystique had been thrown out the two story window and was in the hospital), and the Acolytes had a good Christmas when it was found out that Sabertooth had left the group to join his old friend, Richard Simons, for Christmas, lets just say Sabertooth's stay involved a bed, candles, and chicken pot pie. Gambit (Not me, I'm M.R.D. in my fics) was especially happy to find that he got those custom cards he wanted, you know, the cards that have pictures of Rouge with no clothes on.
Gambit: Remy never gonna used these, well, outside my room at least.
THE END!!!!
Now go away before I get my chainsaw!
Cast: Bobby Drake (Idiot)
Rahne Sinclair (Sexy Scottish girl who beats up Sam)
Jamie Madox (Pervert)
Roberto deCoasta (Reasonable)
Jubilation "Jubilee" Lee (Likes to push things over the sides of something)
Samuel "Sam" Guthrie (Gets beaten by Rahne a lot)
Amara Aquilla (Didn't really have a part)
X-23 (Stoner)
Kurt Wagner (Alcoholic)
Jean Grey (Bi*ch)
Scott Summers (Bi*ch's lackey)
Santa Clause (Victim)
Guest:
Hank McCoy (Hairy dude)
Ray Crisp (Sleeps a lot)
Prof. X (Bald freak)
Logan (Bald freak's "toy")
Rouge (Cheese)
Gambit (Loves his new cards)
The Brotherhood (Only mentioned)
The Acolytes (Same as above)
Writing by:
M.R.D
Produced by:
M.R.D
Directed by:
M.R.D
Special thanks to the creators of X-Men: Evolution; the man who created X- Men, Stan Lee; and all of my reviewers, except Phoenix Pirate.
An M.R.D studio production.
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Disclaimer: LET'S KILL JEAN! LETS KILL JEAN!
9) Can You Believe It's the Last Chapter?
The New Recruits look over at what crashed to see Kurt and X-23.
X-23: (Still stoned) You crashed the sleigh you idiot!
Kurt: (Still drunk) You forgot to drop the presents off at the institute.
The New Recruits then look over at what said "My head."
All of the recruits: What the hell? You're alive?
Santa: OF COURSE I'M ALIVE! I'M SANTA! I CAN'T DIE! (Bang)
Bobby: SANTA!
Santa: (Falls to the ground) Ohhhhh, Granddad?
Jean came out of nowhere, holding a rather tree branch with her powers, while Scott was holding Rahne back with pictures of the Professor, I won't tell you how he got them, let's just say it involved candles, that song that goes "Let's get in on," and a pot roast.
Bobby: You killed Santa!
X-23: We killed him first.
Jubilee: You'll pay!
Kurt: You guys should have paid first.
Rahne: HELP ME! I'M TOO AFRAID TO TRANSEFORM! HELP ME!
Sam: RAHNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You are going to pay you (*CENCORED FOR WHAT HE SAYS WILL MAKE THIS STORY R RATED*)
Everyone: O_O
Scott: (Mouth hanging open, which causes his sun glasses to fall of and shoot Sam)
Rahne: GGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All of the New Recruits, X-23, and Nightcrawler start to attack Jean, however, since Jean is pure evil she defeated them all.
Jean: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SCOTT! KILL THEM IF THEY ARE NOT ALREADY DEAD!!!!!!!!!
Scott: No.
Jean: What!
Scott: NO!
Jean: Why you! (Pushes him over a cliff with her crappy powers)
Bobby: (Weak) You killed him because he defied your order?
Jean: You! I've always wanted to kill you and all of the new kids. I think I'll start with Jubilee.
Bobby: YOU!
What happened next, well in Bayville they say, Bobby's small, tiny brain grew three sizes that day, which caused Bobby to start beating crap out of Jean.
Bobby: YOU STUPID, STUPID LITTLE BI*CH!
Jean: (Getting hit and frozen repeatedly)
Bobby: (Kills Jean) (Breathing heavily)
Jubilee: Damn.
Jamie: She's dead.
Roberto: Bobby! Bobby! Bobby! Bobby!
All of the other people started cheering
In the end, Santa woke up and left to deliver the rest of the presents.
Santa: (Riding off) See you all in hell!
Everyone on the roof: What?
Scott was given credit to standing up to Jean. The fall only caused him to break a leg, until Bobby pushed him over again and killed him. Everyone enjoyed a merry Christmas. (The Professor got some wax for his bald head so he made everyone enjoy this Christmas) The Brotherhood also had a good Christmas (Mystique had been thrown out the two story window and was in the hospital), and the Acolytes had a good Christmas when it was found out that Sabertooth had left the group to join his old friend, Richard Simons, for Christmas, lets just say Sabertooth's stay involved a bed, candles, and chicken pot pie. Gambit (Not me, I'm M.R.D. in my fics) was especially happy to find that he got those custom cards he wanted, you know, the cards that have pictures of Rouge with no clothes on.
Gambit: Remy never gonna used these, well, outside my room at least.
THE END!!!!
Now go away before I get my chainsaw!
Cast: Bobby Drake (Idiot)
Rahne Sinclair (Sexy Scottish girl who beats up Sam)
Jamie Madox (Pervert)
Roberto deCoasta (Reasonable)
Jubilation "Jubilee" Lee (Likes to push things over the sides of something)
Samuel "Sam" Guthrie (Gets beaten by Rahne a lot)
Amara Aquilla (Didn't really have a part)
X-23 (Stoner)
Kurt Wagner (Alcoholic)
Jean Grey (Bi*ch)
Scott Summers (Bi*ch's lackey)
Santa Clause (Victim)
Guest:
Hank McCoy (Hairy dude)
Ray Crisp (Sleeps a lot)
Prof. X (Bald freak)
Logan (Bald freak's "toy")
Rouge (Cheese)
Gambit (Loves his new cards)
The Brotherhood (Only mentioned)
The Acolytes (Same as above)
Writing by:
M.R.D
Produced by:
M.R.D
Directed by:
M.R.D
Special thanks to the creators of X-Men: Evolution; the man who created X- Men, Stan Lee; and all of my reviewers, except Phoenix Pirate.
An M.R.D studio production.
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