Disclaimer: I do not own YYH or any of its characters; I do not own the
plot of Jay and Silent BOB.
Shadow: Now this is going to be the shiznit!!
Kusanagi: Ya I know fool!!
Shadow: Lets begin
~ Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back: YYH Style ~
Chapter One: Intro 30 years ago in front of a Convenience Store 1970
One day as a lady was pushing her son in a stroller, she put him in front of a convince store. "Hey Shuichi, momma is going to go gets some free milk, here is a hat to keep the sun out of your eyes" Shiori said. Shiori goes into the convenience store. Another lady walks up pushing her child in a stroller. "Hey don't you move you little shit machine, momma is going to try to score" Atsuko said. Atsuko was just about to go in the convenience store when a man came out. "Hey who's watching these babies?" the man says. "The fat ones watching the little one" Atsuko said. "Nice Parenting, see what happens" the man said. "You know what, fuck you, you fuckin square" Atsuko said. "Keep on walking" the man said.
"Did you hear the man trying to tell me how to fuckin raise you? Mother fucker man" Atsuko said walking into the convience store. "Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, mother fucker, mother fucker, mother fucker" Its shows Shuichi {Kurama} and Yusuke growing up. "Mother mother fuck, mother mother fuck, noise, noise, smoking weed, doing code, drinking beer, beer, beer, who smokes the blunts, we smoke the blunts" Yusuke said. Two teenagers come up "Can I have a 15 pounder" The kid said. "15 buck little man, put that shit in my hand, if that money doesn't show, than you owe mw owe me owe, OH! Jungle of love, jungle of love, oweeeowww" Yusuke sung. "That fuckin sucks, that like 80 style" one of the kids said. Yusuke picks him up and put him against the wall. "There the mad notes, don't be talking shit about the times. One of the employees come out "Put that boy down and by the way the times sucked ass!" the guy said.
The guy went back inside. "You want to hear something fucked up about quick stop boy and the other guy," Yusuke asked. Inside the store. "Those stoner fucks were at it again" the guy said. Two guys walk up to the counter and buy something. "Oh Yusuke said you two tied the knot and had a star wars wedding" the kid said. "And you're the bitch and you're the butch" the kid said. Him and the other kid were laughing. "I'm the bitch," the quick stop boy said. "Well if we were gay that's how I would see it," the other guy said. The two kids walked out. "I'm going to do something about those two stoner fucks I should have done along time ago," the guy said. Outside. "Hey sir I hear you guys are selling pot," the cop said. "We don't smoke weed yo," Yusuke said. "Let me search you" the cop said. Yusuke spread his arms and legs. "Then what's this?" the cop said holing weed.
"I have a wiping problem, so, I stick one of those papers up my brown eye, and no shit stains in my undies" Yusuke said. Yusuke pulled down his pants and farted. Yusuke and Kurama laughed. "That's enough sir, pull your pants up sir," the cop said. Yusuke pulled his pans up. "You can't hang out around here anymore" the cop said.
Author Notes: I know it was out of character. But it was funny. Please read and review. I know its kinda short. But it is a introduction page. Later!
Shadow: Now this is going to be the shiznit!!
Kusanagi: Ya I know fool!!
Shadow: Lets begin
~ Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back: YYH Style ~
Chapter One: Intro 30 years ago in front of a Convenience Store 1970
One day as a lady was pushing her son in a stroller, she put him in front of a convince store. "Hey Shuichi, momma is going to go gets some free milk, here is a hat to keep the sun out of your eyes" Shiori said. Shiori goes into the convenience store. Another lady walks up pushing her child in a stroller. "Hey don't you move you little shit machine, momma is going to try to score" Atsuko said. Atsuko was just about to go in the convenience store when a man came out. "Hey who's watching these babies?" the man says. "The fat ones watching the little one" Atsuko said. "Nice Parenting, see what happens" the man said. "You know what, fuck you, you fuckin square" Atsuko said. "Keep on walking" the man said.
"Did you hear the man trying to tell me how to fuckin raise you? Mother fucker man" Atsuko said walking into the convience store. "Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, mother fucker, mother fucker, mother fucker" Its shows Shuichi {Kurama} and Yusuke growing up. "Mother mother fuck, mother mother fuck, noise, noise, smoking weed, doing code, drinking beer, beer, beer, who smokes the blunts, we smoke the blunts" Yusuke said. Two teenagers come up "Can I have a 15 pounder" The kid said. "15 buck little man, put that shit in my hand, if that money doesn't show, than you owe mw owe me owe, OH! Jungle of love, jungle of love, oweeeowww" Yusuke sung. "That fuckin sucks, that like 80 style" one of the kids said. Yusuke picks him up and put him against the wall. "There the mad notes, don't be talking shit about the times. One of the employees come out "Put that boy down and by the way the times sucked ass!" the guy said.
The guy went back inside. "You want to hear something fucked up about quick stop boy and the other guy," Yusuke asked. Inside the store. "Those stoner fucks were at it again" the guy said. Two guys walk up to the counter and buy something. "Oh Yusuke said you two tied the knot and had a star wars wedding" the kid said. "And you're the bitch and you're the butch" the kid said. Him and the other kid were laughing. "I'm the bitch," the quick stop boy said. "Well if we were gay that's how I would see it," the other guy said. The two kids walked out. "I'm going to do something about those two stoner fucks I should have done along time ago," the guy said. Outside. "Hey sir I hear you guys are selling pot," the cop said. "We don't smoke weed yo," Yusuke said. "Let me search you" the cop said. Yusuke spread his arms and legs. "Then what's this?" the cop said holing weed.
"I have a wiping problem, so, I stick one of those papers up my brown eye, and no shit stains in my undies" Yusuke said. Yusuke pulled down his pants and farted. Yusuke and Kurama laughed. "That's enough sir, pull your pants up sir," the cop said. Yusuke pulled his pans up. "You can't hang out around here anymore" the cop said.
Author Notes: I know it was out of character. But it was funny. Please read and review. I know its kinda short. But it is a introduction page. Later!