Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha or anything related, ya we know cause I would have put this on tv if owned him.

Z: Hello and welcome to chapter 2 .

Petey: Hopefully will get more dares and truths in this chapter.

Z: Ya anyway on with the fic.

Chapter 2 dares, truths, and where is Sango?

Z: Ok lets start where we left off. Miroku.

Miroku: Ok Sango truth or. wheres Sango?

Kagome: *quickly* I don't know.

Petey: Hold on I can use my "magical" cell phone to find anything.

Inuyasha: U guys came prepared didn't you.

Z: Yep.

Petey: Looks like shes. dang I knew it wasn't a good idea to use the dish on cell phones

Miroku: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Z: I hate the dish. *sigh* here

Petey: Like I was saying shes. in a mental hospital?

Miroku: You weren't saying that

Petey: no I mean I just found out shes in a mental hospital dumb, uhh, uhh, person

Kagome: Uhh. Miroku what exactly did you do with her last night?

Miroku: Nothing.

Z: O well Petey, and Inuyasha come on lets go.

Inuyasha: Y do I have to go?

Petey: Cause you wont wana meet our 3 new guests.

Z: Lets go.

*they go off while miroku and kagome wait till they hear a knock on the door*

Kagome: That must be the new guests. *she opens the door*

Miroku: No not them run. *Back to the us*

Inuyasha: Are we their yet.

Z: No.

Petey: Are we their yet?

Z: No.

Inuyasha: Are we.

Z: Shut up or ill send u back to my house with the guests.

Inuyasha: you cant boss me around! *pulls out tetsusaiga

Petey: do you really wanna mess with me? *pulls out cell phone* I don't have dish anymore. Hey wait a sec. dish doesn't make cell phones they make tvs. How did I. who cares. Don't mess with me

Inuyasha: no please don't. *puts away tetsusaiga

Petey: Here it is.

*they go up till they see the secretary.

Secretary: Hello do you have an appointment?

Z: *zaps her and she disappears*

*Breaks through door*

Guy at table: Uhh. its not locked.

Petey: O well were here for Sango.

Sango: No I wont go.

Z: Don't make us hurt you.

Guy at table: Plz she has a problem that could be serious her appointment is only 5 more mins.

Z: Fine then I expect her back or insanity will start.

Guy at table: Can you please wait in the waiting room?

Inuyasha: Fine.

*5 mins later*

Sango: Fine im ready to go.

Petey: Bout time y did you come here anyway?

Sango: Because of Miroku.

Z: Lets go.

*We all go back*

Z: Were back.

Kagome: I cant believe you left us with them.

Naraku: Y did we have to come.

Koga: Ya.

Fluffy: And y is my name fluffy.

Z: In this order. Cause we can, same, its shorter.

Petey: Ok now we can restart.

End chapter 2

Z: Dang I wrote a lot.

Petey: Ya will have to make sure we leave Sango and Miroku alone for awhile.