If this chapter is odd please don't blame me ^^ actually you should since it's my fic LOL. but I was sick when I wrote it, as in ill ^^; I actually like it tho so it stays. I hope you guys like it too =) btw, I don't actually know if Ken has a sister, but for this fic he does ^_^;
OH! and I know that you guys find it odd that it's KEN I made the girl since he looks the most like a guy out of all of them, but that's what makes it entertaining! right..? ^^; sides I love Ken =D (I love the others too but that's not the point..^^)
~*~
If Ken had known how it was being a girl, he never would have given his sister such a hard time. It had only been a week since his accident, and already his.. or rather *her* life had become a living hell.
They of course couldn't let any of the customers know it was him, so they had to come up with a fake name and identity. Ken was now Kaoru while they worked in the shop, and *she* was Ken's sister, which is why they looked alike. That is, that's what the story was. Ken was also dragged shopping by an overexcited Manx for some girl attire, which Yohji found incredibly hilarious.
During this little trip, Ken learned something. Bras were the enemy. Sure they kept the breasts high, but wrapping them around your body and closing that tiny little hook.. thing, was nothing short of a trial! How did girls do such things every day like it was nothing? Pantyhose were quickly ruled out as soon as Ken saw them, and shavers just made him tremble. She was supposed to shave *where*?
She also had to get new 'battle gear', as Manx put it. The ex-soccer player pouted about this. She liked her clothes he wore when they were out assassinating. But now the same things she'd always worn were too big and baggy and she would trip when running with her thinner legs and waist. Damn girl figures!
Besides, weird guys started hitting on poor Ken wherever they went. Which, again, Manx found amusing. She'd already gotten six numbers by the end of the day from random men, none of which she was going to call. Yuck! Ken did *not* like boys. Did that make her a lesbian?
"Arg! Being a girl sucks! Someone find a cure!" Ken wailed from inside her room.
"Problems, KenKen?"
The girl gasped and turned, seeing Yohji standing in her doorway, his arms crossed over his chest and his shoulder leaning against the frame.
"Don't you know how to knock? And don't call me KenKen!"
"Sorry, Kaoru."
"Evil womanizing bastard.."
Yohji merely grinned. "Already you're getting defensive over a sex you just joined. Interesting. Maybe that concoction changed more than just your body, eh?"
Before Ken could retort, Yohji licked his lips and let his eyes travel up and down the girl's body, now clad in shorts and a t-shirt.
"And what a nice body it is."
The brunette blushed, then cursed at herself for doing it. "Out!"
Yohji laughed as he did, a pillow smacking him in the back of the head as he did so. He only laughed louder.
~*~
Of course the regular girl admirers noticed the difference right away.
"Where's Ken?" a redhead asked outside the window, gathered with the usual crowd after school to admire the hot guys working in the flower shop.
"I hear he was sick, so he went to live with his mother until he was better," said a brunette.
"Poor Ken-kun," a few girls chorused, teary-eyed over the bishounen.
"Wait, who's that *girl* working in there?" demanded a blonde, staring through the window.
Everyone looked, and there she was. A thin, beautiful brunette with short hair.
"Oh, she's Kaoru Hidaka," someone said, gaining everyone's attention.
"Hidaka? Like Ken?"
"Hai, she's Ken's sister. She's taking over while he's gone."
"Who said?"
"Omi-kun."
"Well I don't like it," said the blonde from before. "She could hustle in on our guys!"
There were respective gasps all around. She couldn't!
"See, look! She's already flirting!"
All the girls pressed their faces to the glass.
Ken was yelling, red-faced, at Yohji. The taller assassin had smacked her on the ass on his way by.
"It was just a joke, Kaoru. Calm down!" he snickered.
"I will NOT calm down you big perv! No hands!"
Omi sweat-dropped, a hand on Ken's shoulder to calm her down. While Aya just watched with his normal, uncaring façade. But if one looked very closely, they'd be able to see the faint amusement in his gaze.
"Kaoru-chan," Omi tried, "please you're making a scene."
"Nani?" the brunette turned towards the window, and immediately blushed as she saw all the angry faces pressed to the glass. "Er.."
It had definitely been better when she was a boy and those girls adored him, rather then the looks of death she was receiving now.
"Crap."
"Not in the shop," Aya remarked, walking coolly back to his work.
The other three stared at each other. Did their fearless leader just make a.. joke?
"Nah."
OH! and I know that you guys find it odd that it's KEN I made the girl since he looks the most like a guy out of all of them, but that's what makes it entertaining! right..? ^^; sides I love Ken =D (I love the others too but that's not the point..^^)
~*~
If Ken had known how it was being a girl, he never would have given his sister such a hard time. It had only been a week since his accident, and already his.. or rather *her* life had become a living hell.
They of course couldn't let any of the customers know it was him, so they had to come up with a fake name and identity. Ken was now Kaoru while they worked in the shop, and *she* was Ken's sister, which is why they looked alike. That is, that's what the story was. Ken was also dragged shopping by an overexcited Manx for some girl attire, which Yohji found incredibly hilarious.
During this little trip, Ken learned something. Bras were the enemy. Sure they kept the breasts high, but wrapping them around your body and closing that tiny little hook.. thing, was nothing short of a trial! How did girls do such things every day like it was nothing? Pantyhose were quickly ruled out as soon as Ken saw them, and shavers just made him tremble. She was supposed to shave *where*?
She also had to get new 'battle gear', as Manx put it. The ex-soccer player pouted about this. She liked her clothes he wore when they were out assassinating. But now the same things she'd always worn were too big and baggy and she would trip when running with her thinner legs and waist. Damn girl figures!
Besides, weird guys started hitting on poor Ken wherever they went. Which, again, Manx found amusing. She'd already gotten six numbers by the end of the day from random men, none of which she was going to call. Yuck! Ken did *not* like boys. Did that make her a lesbian?
"Arg! Being a girl sucks! Someone find a cure!" Ken wailed from inside her room.
"Problems, KenKen?"
The girl gasped and turned, seeing Yohji standing in her doorway, his arms crossed over his chest and his shoulder leaning against the frame.
"Don't you know how to knock? And don't call me KenKen!"
"Sorry, Kaoru."
"Evil womanizing bastard.."
Yohji merely grinned. "Already you're getting defensive over a sex you just joined. Interesting. Maybe that concoction changed more than just your body, eh?"
Before Ken could retort, Yohji licked his lips and let his eyes travel up and down the girl's body, now clad in shorts and a t-shirt.
"And what a nice body it is."
The brunette blushed, then cursed at herself for doing it. "Out!"
Yohji laughed as he did, a pillow smacking him in the back of the head as he did so. He only laughed louder.
~*~
Of course the regular girl admirers noticed the difference right away.
"Where's Ken?" a redhead asked outside the window, gathered with the usual crowd after school to admire the hot guys working in the flower shop.
"I hear he was sick, so he went to live with his mother until he was better," said a brunette.
"Poor Ken-kun," a few girls chorused, teary-eyed over the bishounen.
"Wait, who's that *girl* working in there?" demanded a blonde, staring through the window.
Everyone looked, and there she was. A thin, beautiful brunette with short hair.
"Oh, she's Kaoru Hidaka," someone said, gaining everyone's attention.
"Hidaka? Like Ken?"
"Hai, she's Ken's sister. She's taking over while he's gone."
"Who said?"
"Omi-kun."
"Well I don't like it," said the blonde from before. "She could hustle in on our guys!"
There were respective gasps all around. She couldn't!
"See, look! She's already flirting!"
All the girls pressed their faces to the glass.
Ken was yelling, red-faced, at Yohji. The taller assassin had smacked her on the ass on his way by.
"It was just a joke, Kaoru. Calm down!" he snickered.
"I will NOT calm down you big perv! No hands!"
Omi sweat-dropped, a hand on Ken's shoulder to calm her down. While Aya just watched with his normal, uncaring façade. But if one looked very closely, they'd be able to see the faint amusement in his gaze.
"Kaoru-chan," Omi tried, "please you're making a scene."
"Nani?" the brunette turned towards the window, and immediately blushed as she saw all the angry faces pressed to the glass. "Er.."
It had definitely been better when she was a boy and those girls adored him, rather then the looks of death she was receiving now.
"Crap."
"Not in the shop," Aya remarked, walking coolly back to his work.
The other three stared at each other. Did their fearless leader just make a.. joke?
"Nah."