Lil' Red Ridin' Hoodie Once upon a time there was a real cool lil' chick named Lil' Red. One day, her mom asked her to take some snacks to her gram all the way across the woods. "Yo Ma, I'm down with that!" She replied. So the next day, when Lil' Red was about to leave, her mom gave her a totally sweet new red hoodie. So Lil' Red put it on and was on her way. On the way, she saw some totally freaky flowers and stopped to give them a sniff. Suddenly, a wolf popped outta nowhere. "Gimme some goodies, yo!"He told her. " No way wolf dude, these snacks are for my gram!" Since she had snacks, was goin' to her grams, and was walking that way, the wolf put 1+1+1 together and decided to get the snacks a different way.He took a shortcut and got to Gram's crib before Lil' Red, as planned, then shoved her in the closet, and dressed up as Gram.Just as he was climbing into the bed, Lil' Red was knocking on the front door. "Come on in, yo!" He told her as she opened the door to come in anyway. Lil' Red put the basket of stuff on the counter in the kitchen, and returned to see something a little different she didn't notice on the way in. " Gram, your ears are wacked!" " New hearing aid." " Your eyes are like, woah!" " So I can see your totally sweet hoodie!" " Yo! Your teeth are giant, man!" " I'ma eat you now!" So finally the wolf jumped up and chased Lil' Red around the house. " Help, yo!" She screamed, and a woodsman guy who was nearby heard her totally insane blabber. He went, killed the wolf, took grama outta the closet, then they all ate snacks.
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