One day Loren and Romy were sitting on their ship in Tortuga thinking about
the infamous Captain Jack Sparrow.
Romy: I love Jack * dreamily*
Loren: meh too
Romy looks at Loren
Romy: I CALL HIM!
Loren: grr.I hate yeh
All of a sudden an idea popped into their heads, simultaneously
Together: LET'S KIDNAP JACK!
The next day they went searching for Jack and they found him in bar drinking rum with a woman sitting on his lap
Loren: Here put on this beautiful red dress
Romy grabs the dress and puts it on, she then grabs water pads and shoves then in the top of the dress
Romy: AH! COLD! Wow my breastesses look big.*Loren glares at her laughing*
Romy then puts her hair up in a blonde wig and walks in front of Jack
Jack: * whistles a catcall * pushes the woman off his lap * I don't think I've seen yeh before luv
Romy: yeh haven't I'm new around, can yeh show me around. Maybe to a bedroom.
Jack: OH YEAH!
Romy grabs his hand and signals Loren
Loren: which one chloroform or hit him over the head.whichever one works
Loren walks over and pours the chloroform onto a wash cloth and jumped on his back and covered his mouth and nose
Loren: GOTCHA!..WHY WON'T YOU FALL?!
Jack wouldn't fall so Loren hit him over the head and he fell to the ground. They grabbed him and carried him home
Romy: is he dead? * pokes Jack *
Loren: I dunno * poke *
Jack opened his eyes and jumps up
Jack: I'LL GETCHYOU!
Loren: bless yeh
Jack: what?! * glares at her *
Romy: please don't hurt us! We saved yeh!
Jack: what?.you?.saved meh?.* glares at both of them *
Loren: yeh were following a woman when a green flamingo attacked yeh then the woman hit yeh over the head and we came to the rescue.
Jack.a couple of lassies. saved meh?.tha' be all right wit' meh! * chloroform working it's magic *
Jack hugs them
Romy & Loren: * sigh *
Romy: oh! I forgot. I be Romy Yew and this be Loren Storm
Jack: and I be Captain Jack Spar Loren: we know
Jack: so yeh heard of meh?
Romy: How could we no .yehr the most bravest, most interesting, most sexy pirate there ever could be
Jack: wee.what?.did yeh say sexy?
Romy: yup
Loren: very
Jack: yeh girls are my kinda people. Come meet my crew
Romy & Loren: OKAY! * ditzy kinda way *
Jack, Romy, and Loren went to the Black Pearl and saw Elizabeth kissing Will then they stopped to see Jack coming
Jack ey' Will.ey; Liz
Will & Liz: HEY JACK!
Loren, Romy, and Jack walked onto the Pearl
Loren: WOW! This is a pretty boat.
Romy & Jack: IT'S A SHIP!
Jack and Romy looked at each other then looked at Will and Elizabeth.
Loren looked at Will
Loren: wow.hot! * to self but a tad bit loud *
Will: what?
Loren: I didn't say anything
Liz: yeh better not be talking about my Will!
Loren: what if I was?
Liz: Well I'm gunna have to kick yeh hindquarters!
Loren: BRING IT ON!
Liz and Loren started to fight
Will; STOP! Wait this is pretty interesting
Jack: interesting indeed. Don't stop them yet
They stooped fighting and Romy grabbed Loren and they walked into the captain's quarters
Loren: we have the do something about her.I hate her
Romy: * evil smile * I know what to do
Loren: what?
Romy walks out and Loren stayed inside
Romy: Liz. Can I talk the yeh?
Liz: okay Row
Romy and Liz walk into the captain's quarters and Romy locked the door behind her
Liz: what's goin on here?
Loren: GET HER!
Liz: AAAAAHHHHHH! DON'T BREAK MY NAILS! I JUST GOT THEM DONE!
Romy ties her up but makes it so one hand can write
Romy: okay, write a note sayin yehr leaving Will
Liz: okay, okay just don't kill meh
She writes the note. Romy looks out the door to see Jack and Will talking to a woman who looked familiar
Romy: cost is clear COME ON
Loren grabs Liz and brought her to the ledge of the ship and looked down for sharp rocks and drops her on them. Will heard her scream and ran onto the ship
Will: my love! NO!
Romy: Will I'm so sorry she just fell
Lore: Do yeh need a hug?
Will: yeah
Romy and Loren hug him at the same time and go to see who Jack was talking to.
Romy: I love Jack * dreamily*
Loren: meh too
Romy looks at Loren
Romy: I CALL HIM!
Loren: grr.I hate yeh
All of a sudden an idea popped into their heads, simultaneously
Together: LET'S KIDNAP JACK!
The next day they went searching for Jack and they found him in bar drinking rum with a woman sitting on his lap
Loren: Here put on this beautiful red dress
Romy grabs the dress and puts it on, she then grabs water pads and shoves then in the top of the dress
Romy: AH! COLD! Wow my breastesses look big.*Loren glares at her laughing*
Romy then puts her hair up in a blonde wig and walks in front of Jack
Jack: * whistles a catcall * pushes the woman off his lap * I don't think I've seen yeh before luv
Romy: yeh haven't I'm new around, can yeh show me around. Maybe to a bedroom.
Jack: OH YEAH!
Romy grabs his hand and signals Loren
Loren: which one chloroform or hit him over the head.whichever one works
Loren walks over and pours the chloroform onto a wash cloth and jumped on his back and covered his mouth and nose
Loren: GOTCHA!..WHY WON'T YOU FALL?!
Jack wouldn't fall so Loren hit him over the head and he fell to the ground. They grabbed him and carried him home
Romy: is he dead? * pokes Jack *
Loren: I dunno * poke *
Jack opened his eyes and jumps up
Jack: I'LL GETCHYOU!
Loren: bless yeh
Jack: what?! * glares at her *
Romy: please don't hurt us! We saved yeh!
Jack: what?.you?.saved meh?.* glares at both of them *
Loren: yeh were following a woman when a green flamingo attacked yeh then the woman hit yeh over the head and we came to the rescue.
Jack.a couple of lassies. saved meh?.tha' be all right wit' meh! * chloroform working it's magic *
Jack hugs them
Romy & Loren: * sigh *
Romy: oh! I forgot. I be Romy Yew and this be Loren Storm
Jack: and I be Captain Jack Spar Loren: we know
Jack: so yeh heard of meh?
Romy: How could we no .yehr the most bravest, most interesting, most sexy pirate there ever could be
Jack: wee.what?.did yeh say sexy?
Romy: yup
Loren: very
Jack: yeh girls are my kinda people. Come meet my crew
Romy & Loren: OKAY! * ditzy kinda way *
Jack, Romy, and Loren went to the Black Pearl and saw Elizabeth kissing Will then they stopped to see Jack coming
Jack ey' Will.ey; Liz
Will & Liz: HEY JACK!
Loren, Romy, and Jack walked onto the Pearl
Loren: WOW! This is a pretty boat.
Romy & Jack: IT'S A SHIP!
Jack and Romy looked at each other then looked at Will and Elizabeth.
Loren looked at Will
Loren: wow.hot! * to self but a tad bit loud *
Will: what?
Loren: I didn't say anything
Liz: yeh better not be talking about my Will!
Loren: what if I was?
Liz: Well I'm gunna have to kick yeh hindquarters!
Loren: BRING IT ON!
Liz and Loren started to fight
Will; STOP! Wait this is pretty interesting
Jack: interesting indeed. Don't stop them yet
They stooped fighting and Romy grabbed Loren and they walked into the captain's quarters
Loren: we have the do something about her.I hate her
Romy: * evil smile * I know what to do
Loren: what?
Romy walks out and Loren stayed inside
Romy: Liz. Can I talk the yeh?
Liz: okay Row
Romy and Liz walk into the captain's quarters and Romy locked the door behind her
Liz: what's goin on here?
Loren: GET HER!
Liz: AAAAAHHHHHH! DON'T BREAK MY NAILS! I JUST GOT THEM DONE!
Romy ties her up but makes it so one hand can write
Romy: okay, write a note sayin yehr leaving Will
Liz: okay, okay just don't kill meh
She writes the note. Romy looks out the door to see Jack and Will talking to a woman who looked familiar
Romy: cost is clear COME ON
Loren grabs Liz and brought her to the ledge of the ship and looked down for sharp rocks and drops her on them. Will heard her scream and ran onto the ship
Will: my love! NO!
Romy: Will I'm so sorry she just fell
Lore: Do yeh need a hug?
Will: yeah
Romy and Loren hug him at the same time and go to see who Jack was talking to.