Tugger Got Run Over By a Reindeer

By: Nght

Nght- We're Baaaack!!!!

Mew- we didn't come up with this Idea, but it was from another fic called A CAT's Christmas By Cheo…we just added lyrics because they only had the chorus. ^.^

Nght- this story was created by me, I just used Cheo's version of the song.

Mew- Yup!

Both- ENJOY!!

Disclaimer- I do not own Cats, I wish I did though.

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The Jellicle toms were busy with some catnip that Alonzo had brought with him, and the queens were really bored so they went to look for Rum Tum Tugger. After a thorough search through the junkyard nobody had found the lion-like tom. Etcetera came bounding up to the other queens with a look of confidence.

Etcetera- I know what happened to Tugger!

Cassandra- Well, where is he?

Etcetera- He got run over by Santa!

Demeter- Yeah, right.

Etcetera- Follow me!

The queens followed the kitten to the gates. They looked down at the snow and saw the body print where Tugger had most likely fell, and there were sleigh tracks going over it…and a little blood.

Jemima- ok….I guess you were right

Teazer- Tugger got run over by a reindeer

Walking home from the Junkyard Christmas Eve.

You can say there's no such thing as Santa,

But as for me and

Teazer paused and looked around at the queens then came up with the perfect person.

Teazer- Bomba, we believe.

Bombalurina laughed at this and rolled her eyes.

Teazer- He'd been eatin' too much catnip,

And we'd begged him not to go.

But he ate his owner's medication,

So he stumbled out the gate into the snow.

Now all the girls were laughing

All the queens- Tugger got run over by a reindeer,

Walkin' home from The Junkyard Christmas eve.

You can say there's no such thing as Santa,

But as for me and Bomba, we believe.

Tugger walked over to them, trying not to laugh.

Etcetera- Tugger..But I thought…uh.. Heh heh.

Tugger- what was that all about?

Etcetera- if you're here…then what made that?

She pointed to the indent in the snow, where it looked like Tugger had fallen. Tugger smiled and rolled his eyes

Tugger- I fell, and the blood is from the bloody nose I got from falling

Bomba- Then where were you?

Tugger- I went home.

Bomba- Why?

Tugger- I had to go to the litterbox, I'm not an alley cat you know.

Hearing this the queens started to laugh hysterically. Tugger walked back into the junkyard looking behind him mumbling, and ended up hitting his head on the old car that had been there for years. The queens laughed even harder seeing that, but they didn't know that really Tugger went home for a different reason, a very different reason.

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Nght- Sorry Tugger, Had to do it ^^

Mew- What did you make him do?

Nght- You'll see.

Preview for the next chapter- Macavity has some x-mas memories

Mew- What about Tugger?!?

Nght- All things in good time.

Mew- What's that supposed to mean?

Nght- **Rolls her eyes and smirks**

Both- Please review!!!