Disclaimer: I do not own Spirited Away or anything related to it or etc.
You know whats funny? There are only 20 humor stories out of all the 310
stories. (4 of them mine) Whats up with you Chihiro/Haku people? Too much
people write that stuff. So write HUMOR!!!! Heheh...^_^
Spirited Away.To Hell
Chihiro's dad drives through Japan (I'm sorry I forgot???) and constantly swerving off the road and taking detours.
"Honey!!! What I say about taking off down a road that's not even on a old gas station's map again?" yelled Chihiro's mom.
"Never go off road or take a detour on a road that's not even on a old gas station map" Chihiro's father replied.
"Dad my bouquet is dying! It's all your fault and your stinking car. Whew!! Open the window!" yelled Chihiro.
He opens the windows, and her bouquet flies out the window.
Chihiro sighs.
Chihiro's dad turns down another street and they see their house.
"Oooo! Our ugly blue house!!!!" yelled Chihiro's mom.
"Mom! What are those little stones?" asked Chihiro.
"Well people say little spirits live there."
"Well no duh. They wouldn't call it Spirited Away if it wasn't about spirits."
"You could be spirited away to hell, you know" her dad replied.
Then a huge black hole appears in front of their car and they go right into it. They start falling and falling...and falling and not stopping.
"See dad! It's all your fault!"
Then they land in this fire pit. There car starts burning. Then the movie starts fast-forwarding. It shows them hurrying out of their car and running up onto land.
"Woohhhhh! It's all red. The land...weird" Her dad said.
Chihiro and her mom sigh.
They walk up and here this voice.
"Welcome! Welcome to hell!!!"
"Who you? Asked Chihiro's dad.
"I'm Lucifer!!! Or call me Satan, Devil, or Big Ol' Nasty."
"Can we stay?" Chihiro's dad replied.
"Of course, but you will get extreme punishment and you might die who knows??"
"Ok!" Chihiro dad smiles.
Chihiro and her mom sigh.
End Chapter 1
(Author Notes: Umm...where should I put No Face in this whole predicament. Well please review! Ain't this an awesome story. Yes, yes, I knew it sucked. Just Review)
Spirited Away.To Hell
Chihiro's dad drives through Japan (I'm sorry I forgot???) and constantly swerving off the road and taking detours.
"Honey!!! What I say about taking off down a road that's not even on a old gas station's map again?" yelled Chihiro's mom.
"Never go off road or take a detour on a road that's not even on a old gas station map" Chihiro's father replied.
"Dad my bouquet is dying! It's all your fault and your stinking car. Whew!! Open the window!" yelled Chihiro.
He opens the windows, and her bouquet flies out the window.
Chihiro sighs.
Chihiro's dad turns down another street and they see their house.
"Oooo! Our ugly blue house!!!!" yelled Chihiro's mom.
"Mom! What are those little stones?" asked Chihiro.
"Well people say little spirits live there."
"Well no duh. They wouldn't call it Spirited Away if it wasn't about spirits."
"You could be spirited away to hell, you know" her dad replied.
Then a huge black hole appears in front of their car and they go right into it. They start falling and falling...and falling and not stopping.
"See dad! It's all your fault!"
Then they land in this fire pit. There car starts burning. Then the movie starts fast-forwarding. It shows them hurrying out of their car and running up onto land.
"Woohhhhh! It's all red. The land...weird" Her dad said.
Chihiro and her mom sigh.
They walk up and here this voice.
"Welcome! Welcome to hell!!!"
"Who you? Asked Chihiro's dad.
"I'm Lucifer!!! Or call me Satan, Devil, or Big Ol' Nasty."
"Can we stay?" Chihiro's dad replied.
"Of course, but you will get extreme punishment and you might die who knows??"
"Ok!" Chihiro dad smiles.
Chihiro and her mom sigh.
End Chapter 1
(Author Notes: Umm...where should I put No Face in this whole predicament. Well please review! Ain't this an awesome story. Yes, yes, I knew it sucked. Just Review)