Cid: O.K. (sigh)
Bahamut: Ooooh! lookey HERE!
[Cid gets a quick jab from bahamut!]
Cid: Grrrrrr...
[Bahamut receives a major scar, on his other cheek..]
Bahamut: (groan) (moan) (sob) Waaaaahhhhh! (Fwwwwoooossshh)
[Bahamut shoots a large fire ball at Cid.]
Cid: (moan) Waaahhhhhh! I WANT SOME CIGARETTES!
[Cid winds up for his big brawl limit break when...]
Tifa: would you'all stop it, I mean I'm trying to get a tan
and I cant relax with all of these explosions and I almost got
hit by Bahamut's tail....
Bahamut: I'm sorry!
Tifa: ..and Cid's crumbled up cigarettes got all up in my hair...
Cid: Sorry!
Tifa: If you're gonna fight...
[Tifa, looking soooo hot in her bikini starts to stomp the sand
with both feet.]
Tifa: Would you go somewhere (snap!)
Cid: Ahhhhhhhh!
Red: Wooooooow!!!!!!
Bahamut: M-m-m-my good-d-d-dness-sssss-ssss!
Cloud: I didn't expect that!
[Tifa's B-top snaps off at the last stomp, whoa..]
Cloud: (Damn, I didn't expect that... she's soooooo hot!)
HEY, dont look at her like that!
[While he runs over to Tifa he receives a major boner!]
Cloud: Come here baby, gimmie some lovin'!
Some Guy: SWEET JESUS! why don't you two get a room!
Cloud: Die muscle MAN!
[Cloud casts Ultima at that guy while kissing Tifa!]
Some Guy: Cough! Cough!
Tifa: (crying) Why do I embarrass my self every time I get mad?
Cloud: I embarrass myself every time I see you! [Cloud looks
confused when he ties Tifa's B-straps.]
Tifa: Waahh!!
Cloud: (I said it the wrong way!) I didn't mean that!
Cloud: What I meant was, I see you, I get excited, I fall on
my face....
Tifa: I like it when you fall on your face (sniff)...
Cloud: Tee-Hee-hee-hee-hee! (hic) Oh!...
Tifa: ha,ha,ha.... so cute....Ah!
[Cloud jumps back from Tifa] [A spotlight shines on him and
Cid's theme starts to play. Rose petals slowly fall to
the ground.]
Cloud: I gotta find Yuffie!!
Tifa: Cough! Cough!
Yuffie: I'm almost there 5 minutes 'til Wutai!!
Dad's gonna be so proud of me!!
[A few fights later]
[At the pagoda]
Yuffie: Dad!! look at what I got!!
Godo: Great!! Where's the contract?
Yuffie: Contract?
Godo: WHAT??
[His Voice vibrates the whole pagoda...]
Yuffie: The contract has to be signed?
Godo: Duh!!
Yuffie: O.K.
Godo: Return their materia...
Yuffie: (sigh)
[Yuffie walks away sobing]
Yuffie: I hope they forgive me...
Reeve: Stop RIGHT THERE!
Yuffie: Here they come...
Reeve: Hey, I FOUND.. RWAWW!!
Vincent: HA, HA, HA, HA COUGH, COUGH....
Reeve: (pants pulled down) H-Hey! why did you do that for?
(Vincent points at Yuffie running towards them)
Yuffie: Guys? I'm sorry for stealing the materia again...
Dad wouldn't let me keep them, but he said....
Reeve: (zips his pants back up) ......BUT YOU'LL DO IT AGAIN
WOULDN'T YA, HUH?
Yuffie: ....noooo... dad said that....
Reeve: GO BACK AND STEAL SOME MORE FROM THEM!
I PRAY TO THE MATRIX THAT IF YOU STEAL FROM US
ONE MORE TIME I WILL BEAT THE LIVING FLOATING
POINT PROCESSER RIGHT OUT OF YOUR......
Yuffie: (crying) I BROUGHT THE MATERIA BACK AND THIS IS THE
THANKS I GET!!! (Throws bag on the ground) I DONT NEED
THIS!!! (runs away) WHAAAAAAA!!!
Vincent: Yuffie! Wait! (runs after her)
Reeve: ......was that all she was doing, so she stole the materia for some
attention?... Why did I yell at her? Why am I like this?
FUUUURRRRRRYYYYYY!!!!!!!
(Yuffie stops near the beach crying)
Yuffie: (sniff) all I wanted was some attention..... (sniff)
(Vincent walks up listening to Yuffie)
Vincent: Why didn't you just say.. Hey Vincent, I have an idea or
Check this out or VOONDABAR!!!
(Yuffie laughs)
Yuffie: Why Vincent, I didn't know that you still have a since of humor..
Vincent: (rubs his forehead) I didn't either....
Yuffie: (idea) .....tell ya what, if I have an idea I'll tell you K?
Vincent: (laughs) Sure..
Reeve: FUUUUURRRRRYYYYYYY!!!!!!
(While Reeve screams like a fool the bag-o-materia starts to glow)
(OOOOOHHHHHH!)
Reeve: Why am I so.......anti-social? (BILNG)
(The materia jumped out of the bag an melted together into huge
materia)
Reeve: BITCHIN' !
(The materia spins around him and goes up in the air)
Reeve: Where are you goin' (reaches for it)
(The huge materia falls onto him. Now hes inside the huge materia)
Bahamut: Ooooh! lookey HERE!
[Cid gets a quick jab from bahamut!]
Cid: Grrrrrr...
[Bahamut receives a major scar, on his other cheek..]
Bahamut: (groan) (moan) (sob) Waaaaahhhhh! (Fwwwwoooossshh)
[Bahamut shoots a large fire ball at Cid.]
Cid: (moan) Waaahhhhhh! I WANT SOME CIGARETTES!
[Cid winds up for his big brawl limit break when...]
Tifa: would you'all stop it, I mean I'm trying to get a tan
and I cant relax with all of these explosions and I almost got
hit by Bahamut's tail....
Bahamut: I'm sorry!
Tifa: ..and Cid's crumbled up cigarettes got all up in my hair...
Cid: Sorry!
Tifa: If you're gonna fight...
[Tifa, looking soooo hot in her bikini starts to stomp the sand
with both feet.]
Tifa: Would you go somewhere (snap!)
Cid: Ahhhhhhhh!
Red: Wooooooow!!!!!!
Bahamut: M-m-m-my good-d-d-dness-sssss-ssss!
Cloud: I didn't expect that!
[Tifa's B-top snaps off at the last stomp, whoa..]
Cloud: (Damn, I didn't expect that... she's soooooo hot!)
HEY, dont look at her like that!
[While he runs over to Tifa he receives a major boner!]
Cloud: Come here baby, gimmie some lovin'!
Some Guy: SWEET JESUS! why don't you two get a room!
Cloud: Die muscle MAN!
[Cloud casts Ultima at that guy while kissing Tifa!]
Some Guy: Cough! Cough!
Tifa: (crying) Why do I embarrass my self every time I get mad?
Cloud: I embarrass myself every time I see you! [Cloud looks
confused when he ties Tifa's B-straps.]
Tifa: Waahh!!
Cloud: (I said it the wrong way!) I didn't mean that!
Cloud: What I meant was, I see you, I get excited, I fall on
my face....
Tifa: I like it when you fall on your face (sniff)...
Cloud: Tee-Hee-hee-hee-hee! (hic) Oh!...
Tifa: ha,ha,ha.... so cute....Ah!
[Cloud jumps back from Tifa] [A spotlight shines on him and
Cid's theme starts to play. Rose petals slowly fall to
the ground.]
Cloud: I gotta find Yuffie!!
Tifa: Cough! Cough!
Yuffie: I'm almost there 5 minutes 'til Wutai!!
Dad's gonna be so proud of me!!
[A few fights later]
[At the pagoda]
Yuffie: Dad!! look at what I got!!
Godo: Great!! Where's the contract?
Yuffie: Contract?
Godo: WHAT??
[His Voice vibrates the whole pagoda...]
Yuffie: The contract has to be signed?
Godo: Duh!!
Yuffie: O.K.
Godo: Return their materia...
Yuffie: (sigh)
[Yuffie walks away sobing]
Yuffie: I hope they forgive me...
Reeve: Stop RIGHT THERE!
Yuffie: Here they come...
Reeve: Hey, I FOUND.. RWAWW!!
Vincent: HA, HA, HA, HA COUGH, COUGH....
Reeve: (pants pulled down) H-Hey! why did you do that for?
(Vincent points at Yuffie running towards them)
Yuffie: Guys? I'm sorry for stealing the materia again...
Dad wouldn't let me keep them, but he said....
Reeve: (zips his pants back up) ......BUT YOU'LL DO IT AGAIN
WOULDN'T YA, HUH?
Yuffie: ....noooo... dad said that....
Reeve: GO BACK AND STEAL SOME MORE FROM THEM!
I PRAY TO THE MATRIX THAT IF YOU STEAL FROM US
ONE MORE TIME I WILL BEAT THE LIVING FLOATING
POINT PROCESSER RIGHT OUT OF YOUR......
Yuffie: (crying) I BROUGHT THE MATERIA BACK AND THIS IS THE
THANKS I GET!!! (Throws bag on the ground) I DONT NEED
THIS!!! (runs away) WHAAAAAAA!!!
Vincent: Yuffie! Wait! (runs after her)
Reeve: ......was that all she was doing, so she stole the materia for some
attention?... Why did I yell at her? Why am I like this?
FUUUURRRRRRYYYYYY!!!!!!!
(Yuffie stops near the beach crying)
Yuffie: (sniff) all I wanted was some attention..... (sniff)
(Vincent walks up listening to Yuffie)
Vincent: Why didn't you just say.. Hey Vincent, I have an idea or
Check this out or VOONDABAR!!!
(Yuffie laughs)
Yuffie: Why Vincent, I didn't know that you still have a since of humor..
Vincent: (rubs his forehead) I didn't either....
Yuffie: (idea) .....tell ya what, if I have an idea I'll tell you K?
Vincent: (laughs) Sure..
Reeve: FUUUUURRRRRYYYYYYY!!!!!!
(While Reeve screams like a fool the bag-o-materia starts to glow)
(OOOOOHHHHHH!)
Reeve: Why am I so.......anti-social? (BILNG)
(The materia jumped out of the bag an melted together into huge
materia)
Reeve: BITCHIN' !
(The materia spins around him and goes up in the air)
Reeve: Where are you goin' (reaches for it)
(The huge materia falls onto him. Now hes inside the huge materia)