Okay, big Inu-yasha fan here I'm just really bored and thought "Why the
hell not write my own stupidity Inu-yasha with all the other characters
interview fic?" To my boredness! And, oh yeah, I've only seen there first
25 episode's. Lucky me. -_-
Dreaming
Kiesha: HI!
Inuyasha: What the-?! Who are you?!
Kiesha: * drools *
Kagome: Hey, Inuyasha! Um, who's this?
Inuyasha: Uh, hey, Kagome. And to answer your question: I do NOT know who the hell this person is!
Kagome: * puts her hand out in front of Kiesha * Hi, I'm Kagome! What's your name, and who are you?
Kiesha: * shakes head * Oh, sorry! I'm Kiesha and I'm doing one of those talk session's with the character's of Inuyasha! * shake's Kagome's hand * So, how's it goin'?
Kagome: Okay, I guess.
Kiesha: And guess what! I'm also psychic; I can see the future through visions.
Kagome: Wicked!
Kiesha: I know!
Inuyasha: Look! We don't have the time to talk to you, or with you, at the moment, so go somewhere and drool. or somethin'.
Kiesha: Gasp! Inuyasha, 'm sorry to say but you're going to die in 7 days.
Inuyahsa: 0.o;;
Kiesha: It's true.
Kagome: Inuyasha, did you watch a tape, then hear a phone call, and then saw water leaking out of your bathroom door?
Inuyasha: What are you doof-heads talking about?!
Kiesha: Answer her question!
Inuyasha: No!
Kiesha: Answer her question!
Inuyasha: NO!
Kiesha: Answer Kagome's question, Inuyasha!
Inuyasha: I did! She asked me if I had watched a tape, then heard a phone call, and then seen water leaking out of my bathroom door and I said "NO!"
Kiesha: Oh. Then you're not going to die! ^_^
Inuyasha: 0.o * left eye twitches * ......... Why I outa!!!!!!!!!!! * charges after Kiesha *
Kagome: Inuyasha! Kiesha here is just merely asking for our attention, not our lives!
Inuyasha: Feh!
Kiesha: 0.o Okay. Well, I just like to see what's like to hang out with your gang! Is that all right?
Kagome: Sure! No prob!
Kiesha: Okay, good! So Kagome, are you still a virgin?
Kagome and Inuyasha: 0.o;;
Kiesha: Too personal? Sorry. How 'bout you Inuyasha?
Inuyasha: I think it's time to go home, Kagome.
Kiesha: Wow. Inuyasha, I must say, I thought you were tough enough to answer that question. Are you hiding something? Like, maybe you lost your virginity to Kikyo and don't want Kagome to know a THING about it?! * gasp! * HOW DARE YOU! But, then again, you're (meaning Kagome) the reincarnation of Kikyo, so how should it bother the both of you knowing that.
Inuyasha: She's one hell of a babble mouth.
Kagome: She just goes on and on and on and on.
Kiesha: .which would mean that both of you are not virgins in a somewhat weird out-of-this world way, ne?
Kagome: .
Inuyasha: You are ONE weird FREAK! Do you not know that?! Kagome, we're going home! I want my Ramen noodles!
Kiesha: But, wait! I HAVE RAMEN NOODLES! The beef kind, too!
Inuyasha: beef?
Kiesha: * nods maniacally *
Inuyasha: Okay!
Kagome: Inuyasha!
Inuyahsa: What?!
* All goes inside Kiesha's house and hears a noise in the kitchen *
Kiesha: SHIPPO!!! Why are you raiding my fridge???!!!
Shippo: Uhh, cause I was hungry and you just happened to have my favorite food.
Kiesha: Aww, you're so cute!
Shippo: 0.o
Inuyasha: Hey, hey, hey! You've better not have eatin' any of MY Ramon Noodles!
Shippo: So what if I had?
Inuyasha: * head steams * Because if you had done so this WILL happen! * Picks up Shippo and bangs him against the counter repeatedly *
Shippo: Nice -ow- ex -ow- amp -ow- le -owwww! KAGOME!!!
Kagome: INUYASHA! * picks up a rolling pin and bangs it on Inuyasha's head *
Kiesha: Ooo, so much violence! STOP IT! Façade
* Everyone stares *
Kiesha: STOP STARING! IT'S RUDE!!!
Kagome: Do you hear that?
Kiesha: NOW who's in my house?!
* walks into Kiesha's room *
Miroku: * sniff *
Kiesha: MIROKU??!!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOIN' SNIFFIN' MY PANTIES???!!! 0.0;;
Miroku: * stashes panties back in drawers * I wasn't!
Kiesha: Yes, you were!
Miroku: No, I wasn't!
Kiesha: YES, you were!
Miroku: Okay, maybe I was smelling you undergarments, but I did it out of, uh, wanting. Yes, wanting.
Kiesha: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
Miroku: I hear something! It's coming from your bathroom!
Kagome: It sounds like somebody is taking a shower.
Miroku: Yes, it does sound like some 'body' is in the shower.
*Miroku then runs towards Kiesha's bathroom and kicks the door down to hear a loud scream *
Sango: HEY!
Kiesha: MY BATHROOM DOOR!!! Now I won't be able to take private showers or baths!
Miroku: It'll be okay, Kiesha. I'll be here WHENEVER you need to take a shower.
Sango: HELLO!
Kiesha: Yeah and then mistakenly fall into the tub. naked. *Shudders *
Sango: YO!
Miroku: Sango, is that you? My love, I will protect you! *Miroku raps his arms over Sango's naked wet body *
Sango: *pushes Miroku off and covers herself up with Miroku's cloak * Hentai freak.
Kiesha: Well, shall we all go into the living room? Let's just hope that there won't be any demons in there. -_-
Inuyasha: Keep close, Kagome.
Kagome: I WILL!
Inuyasha: Miroku, if you're not unconscious and you CAN hear me, we're going into Kiesha's living room.
As they were leaving the bathroom, Sango's foot was caught into someone's . . . . . hand?
Sango: GAH!
Miroku: My lover, it looks as if you've fallen.
(Background) Shippo: Uh, hi, Inuyasha. ^_^;;
Inuyasha: MY RAMEN!
Kagome: INUYASHA!!
Kiesha: * looks around * Sango?
(Back to Sango and Miroku)
Miroku: Sango, this bond between us, it's so wonderful to feel it.
Sango: You know what? I'm kind of enjoying this also.
Miroku: Really?
Sango: Nnn- yeah!
Miroku: Oh, Sango!
Sango: Too much love, lover boy!
(Back to Kiesha and the gang)
Inuyasha: You have gone too far Shippo!!!
Sesshomaru: This is a hold up motha farjurs!
Kiesha: I'm sorry, what, your farjur?
Sesshomaru: Yeah, baby, yeah! Lets shag!
Inuyahsa: Sess-Sesshomaru??!!
Kagome: I swear, I recognize those lines.
Sesshomaru: Shall we shag now, or shag later?
Inuyasha: What are you doing here, brother?!
Sesshomaru: I came for you, ah thank you!
Inuyasha: 0.o?
Sesshomaru: Shag-e-delic, baby! Yeah!
Kagome: Now I KNOW that I've heard of those lines before!
Kiesha: Funny, me too.
Sesshomaru: I'm DEAD SEXY!
Kagome: Like, oh, my gosh! Those are the lines from Austin Powers! Which means, you're Austin Powers, only dressed up as Sesshomaru.
Kiesha: Oh yeah!
Austin Powers: Yeah!
Kiesha: AUSTIN!!!!!!!!!! * squeals like a schoolgirl * Like! Totally freak me out! I mean right on! Austin, sure, is number one!!!
Inuyahsa: This is some weird shi-
Miroku: No one is dead sexier than I!
Sango: Shut up!
Shippo: I think Sesshomaru and Miroku are possessed.
Sango" Really, Shippo? How so?
Shippo: Well, Miroku is more of a monotone, faithful one. And as for Sesshomaru, he is more of a serious, down-to-earth kind of guy.
Sango: I see.
Kiesha: You know what, although Inuyasha is sexy, Sesshomaru is more down- to-earth lookin' which makes him sooo much better than Inyasha.
Kagome: You know what, you're right, Kiesha. Sesshomaru is way more sophisticated than Inuyasha.
Inuyasha: WHAT???!!! HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT???!!!
Kagome: I was just messin' wit' ya, home dawg! Can't no playa play? Dang!
Shippo: Now Kagome's possessed.
Kiesha: KAGOME! AAAUGH! Why? Why?!
Shippo: Oh no! It seems as if Kiesha too is being possessed!
Sango: No, she's always like that.
* Everything goes blank and then back on *
Kiesha: What happened?
A Wise Voice: You had a dream.
Kiesha: Oh.
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Shows how board I am, ne? Review if you want!
Dreaming
Kiesha: HI!
Inuyasha: What the-?! Who are you?!
Kiesha: * drools *
Kagome: Hey, Inuyasha! Um, who's this?
Inuyasha: Uh, hey, Kagome. And to answer your question: I do NOT know who the hell this person is!
Kagome: * puts her hand out in front of Kiesha * Hi, I'm Kagome! What's your name, and who are you?
Kiesha: * shakes head * Oh, sorry! I'm Kiesha and I'm doing one of those talk session's with the character's of Inuyasha! * shake's Kagome's hand * So, how's it goin'?
Kagome: Okay, I guess.
Kiesha: And guess what! I'm also psychic; I can see the future through visions.
Kagome: Wicked!
Kiesha: I know!
Inuyasha: Look! We don't have the time to talk to you, or with you, at the moment, so go somewhere and drool. or somethin'.
Kiesha: Gasp! Inuyasha, 'm sorry to say but you're going to die in 7 days.
Inuyahsa: 0.o;;
Kiesha: It's true.
Kagome: Inuyasha, did you watch a tape, then hear a phone call, and then saw water leaking out of your bathroom door?
Inuyasha: What are you doof-heads talking about?!
Kiesha: Answer her question!
Inuyasha: No!
Kiesha: Answer her question!
Inuyasha: NO!
Kiesha: Answer Kagome's question, Inuyasha!
Inuyasha: I did! She asked me if I had watched a tape, then heard a phone call, and then seen water leaking out of my bathroom door and I said "NO!"
Kiesha: Oh. Then you're not going to die! ^_^
Inuyasha: 0.o * left eye twitches * ......... Why I outa!!!!!!!!!!! * charges after Kiesha *
Kagome: Inuyasha! Kiesha here is just merely asking for our attention, not our lives!
Inuyasha: Feh!
Kiesha: 0.o Okay. Well, I just like to see what's like to hang out with your gang! Is that all right?
Kagome: Sure! No prob!
Kiesha: Okay, good! So Kagome, are you still a virgin?
Kagome and Inuyasha: 0.o;;
Kiesha: Too personal? Sorry. How 'bout you Inuyasha?
Inuyasha: I think it's time to go home, Kagome.
Kiesha: Wow. Inuyasha, I must say, I thought you were tough enough to answer that question. Are you hiding something? Like, maybe you lost your virginity to Kikyo and don't want Kagome to know a THING about it?! * gasp! * HOW DARE YOU! But, then again, you're (meaning Kagome) the reincarnation of Kikyo, so how should it bother the both of you knowing that.
Inuyasha: She's one hell of a babble mouth.
Kagome: She just goes on and on and on and on.
Kiesha: .which would mean that both of you are not virgins in a somewhat weird out-of-this world way, ne?
Kagome: .
Inuyasha: You are ONE weird FREAK! Do you not know that?! Kagome, we're going home! I want my Ramen noodles!
Kiesha: But, wait! I HAVE RAMEN NOODLES! The beef kind, too!
Inuyasha: beef?
Kiesha: * nods maniacally *
Inuyasha: Okay!
Kagome: Inuyasha!
Inuyahsa: What?!
* All goes inside Kiesha's house and hears a noise in the kitchen *
Kiesha: SHIPPO!!! Why are you raiding my fridge???!!!
Shippo: Uhh, cause I was hungry and you just happened to have my favorite food.
Kiesha: Aww, you're so cute!
Shippo: 0.o
Inuyasha: Hey, hey, hey! You've better not have eatin' any of MY Ramon Noodles!
Shippo: So what if I had?
Inuyasha: * head steams * Because if you had done so this WILL happen! * Picks up Shippo and bangs him against the counter repeatedly *
Shippo: Nice -ow- ex -ow- amp -ow- le -owwww! KAGOME!!!
Kagome: INUYASHA! * picks up a rolling pin and bangs it on Inuyasha's head *
Kiesha: Ooo, so much violence! STOP IT! Façade
* Everyone stares *
Kiesha: STOP STARING! IT'S RUDE!!!
Kagome: Do you hear that?
Kiesha: NOW who's in my house?!
* walks into Kiesha's room *
Miroku: * sniff *
Kiesha: MIROKU??!!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOIN' SNIFFIN' MY PANTIES???!!! 0.0;;
Miroku: * stashes panties back in drawers * I wasn't!
Kiesha: Yes, you were!
Miroku: No, I wasn't!
Kiesha: YES, you were!
Miroku: Okay, maybe I was smelling you undergarments, but I did it out of, uh, wanting. Yes, wanting.
Kiesha: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
Miroku: I hear something! It's coming from your bathroom!
Kagome: It sounds like somebody is taking a shower.
Miroku: Yes, it does sound like some 'body' is in the shower.
*Miroku then runs towards Kiesha's bathroom and kicks the door down to hear a loud scream *
Sango: HEY!
Kiesha: MY BATHROOM DOOR!!! Now I won't be able to take private showers or baths!
Miroku: It'll be okay, Kiesha. I'll be here WHENEVER you need to take a shower.
Sango: HELLO!
Kiesha: Yeah and then mistakenly fall into the tub. naked. *Shudders *
Sango: YO!
Miroku: Sango, is that you? My love, I will protect you! *Miroku raps his arms over Sango's naked wet body *
Sango: *pushes Miroku off and covers herself up with Miroku's cloak * Hentai freak.
Kiesha: Well, shall we all go into the living room? Let's just hope that there won't be any demons in there. -_-
Inuyasha: Keep close, Kagome.
Kagome: I WILL!
Inuyasha: Miroku, if you're not unconscious and you CAN hear me, we're going into Kiesha's living room.
As they were leaving the bathroom, Sango's foot was caught into someone's . . . . . hand?
Sango: GAH!
Miroku: My lover, it looks as if you've fallen.
(Background) Shippo: Uh, hi, Inuyasha. ^_^;;
Inuyasha: MY RAMEN!
Kagome: INUYASHA!!
Kiesha: * looks around * Sango?
(Back to Sango and Miroku)
Miroku: Sango, this bond between us, it's so wonderful to feel it.
Sango: You know what? I'm kind of enjoying this also.
Miroku: Really?
Sango: Nnn- yeah!
Miroku: Oh, Sango!
Sango: Too much love, lover boy!
(Back to Kiesha and the gang)
Inuyasha: You have gone too far Shippo!!!
Sesshomaru: This is a hold up motha farjurs!
Kiesha: I'm sorry, what, your farjur?
Sesshomaru: Yeah, baby, yeah! Lets shag!
Inuyahsa: Sess-Sesshomaru??!!
Kagome: I swear, I recognize those lines.
Sesshomaru: Shall we shag now, or shag later?
Inuyasha: What are you doing here, brother?!
Sesshomaru: I came for you, ah thank you!
Inuyasha: 0.o?
Sesshomaru: Shag-e-delic, baby! Yeah!
Kagome: Now I KNOW that I've heard of those lines before!
Kiesha: Funny, me too.
Sesshomaru: I'm DEAD SEXY!
Kagome: Like, oh, my gosh! Those are the lines from Austin Powers! Which means, you're Austin Powers, only dressed up as Sesshomaru.
Kiesha: Oh yeah!
Austin Powers: Yeah!
Kiesha: AUSTIN!!!!!!!!!! * squeals like a schoolgirl * Like! Totally freak me out! I mean right on! Austin, sure, is number one!!!
Inuyahsa: This is some weird shi-
Miroku: No one is dead sexier than I!
Sango: Shut up!
Shippo: I think Sesshomaru and Miroku are possessed.
Sango" Really, Shippo? How so?
Shippo: Well, Miroku is more of a monotone, faithful one. And as for Sesshomaru, he is more of a serious, down-to-earth kind of guy.
Sango: I see.
Kiesha: You know what, although Inuyasha is sexy, Sesshomaru is more down- to-earth lookin' which makes him sooo much better than Inyasha.
Kagome: You know what, you're right, Kiesha. Sesshomaru is way more sophisticated than Inuyasha.
Inuyasha: WHAT???!!! HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT???!!!
Kagome: I was just messin' wit' ya, home dawg! Can't no playa play? Dang!
Shippo: Now Kagome's possessed.
Kiesha: KAGOME! AAAUGH! Why? Why?!
Shippo: Oh no! It seems as if Kiesha too is being possessed!
Sango: No, she's always like that.
* Everything goes blank and then back on *
Kiesha: What happened?
A Wise Voice: You had a dream.
Kiesha: Oh.
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Shows how board I am, ne? Review if you want!