Chapter 3: The Apocalypse!!!
Chihiro: la da dee, la da da!
Then something big an evil, with red clouds swarming it, stepped next to Chihiro and started yelling.
Big Evil Thing: HAHAHAH!!! I WILL DESTORY ALL!!!!
Chihiro: Who do you think you are? The apocalypse? Haha!
Apocalypse: (look at name) Yes, I am the Apocalypse!!!
Chihiro: Hey wait! (He takes of his huge black robe and shoots his red clouds down) Your No Face!!! I thought I recognized you.
No Face: But I'm the Apocalypse!!
Chihiro: (laughs hilariously)
Satan: Hey! No Face how's it going?
No Face: (whispering: Shut the hell up)
Satan: Ok! (shuts hell's door)
Chihiro: Hey Yubaba! I cant see worth crap! Turn the lights or something!
Satan: Ummmm, sorry bout that, but, yeah, your not in heaven. And don't call me Yubaba ever again.
Chihiro: (acts british) Ohh bloody hell!!
Satan: Ok! (makes blood out of walls)
Chihiro & No Face: (sigh)
Chihiro: No Face, your not the Apocalypse! Get over it!
No Face: Ohhh yes I am!! MOWAHAAA!!!!
Then the ground starts rumbling, and shaking, and their was lots of earthquakes, and then fire tornadoes, and then a fire hurr..
Chihiro: Yeah you went to far with that.
Narrator: Sorry. (giggles)
No Face: Stupid dude.
Satan & Chihiro: Yeah!!
Chihiro: Hey Yuba..Satan! Where are my parents? I haven't seen them since Chapter 1.
Satan: First, this ain't a big story, yet. And ummmm about your parents, ummmm, I don't have a clue.
(The back side of hell)
Mom and Dad: Help!!!!!
Whipper dude: You wont escape this time!
Dad: That one plan was real good though! Unlock our lock with lollipop sticks!
Whipper dude: That is a good idea. But I put them all the sticks over in the burning pile!
Mom: Ewww! You put your stick in the fire?!
Whipper dude: No! But, you. (gagh) Fine! You win! I set you free!
Mom & Dad: Wooohooo!!
THE END
Of chapter 3
Haha!
I tricked you!
I bet you fell for it!
Dumb
Butt
Holy crap
I don't know
I'm going to end this chapter
Bye
Really, bye
I mean it
Leave
A/N: Well thanks for waiting so long. If your wondering about those 8 reviews, somehow ff.net screwed up in April and deleted my reviews!!! Grrrr. Well its all good when you review. Right? See ya later as I right more!!!
P.S: WRITE MORE HUMOR!!!!
Chihiro: la da dee, la da da!
Then something big an evil, with red clouds swarming it, stepped next to Chihiro and started yelling.
Big Evil Thing: HAHAHAH!!! I WILL DESTORY ALL!!!!
Chihiro: Who do you think you are? The apocalypse? Haha!
Apocalypse: (look at name) Yes, I am the Apocalypse!!!
Chihiro: Hey wait! (He takes of his huge black robe and shoots his red clouds down) Your No Face!!! I thought I recognized you.
No Face: But I'm the Apocalypse!!
Chihiro: (laughs hilariously)
Satan: Hey! No Face how's it going?
No Face: (whispering: Shut the hell up)
Satan: Ok! (shuts hell's door)
Chihiro: Hey Yubaba! I cant see worth crap! Turn the lights or something!
Satan: Ummmm, sorry bout that, but, yeah, your not in heaven. And don't call me Yubaba ever again.
Chihiro: (acts british) Ohh bloody hell!!
Satan: Ok! (makes blood out of walls)
Chihiro & No Face: (sigh)
Chihiro: No Face, your not the Apocalypse! Get over it!
No Face: Ohhh yes I am!! MOWAHAAA!!!!
Then the ground starts rumbling, and shaking, and their was lots of earthquakes, and then fire tornadoes, and then a fire hurr..
Chihiro: Yeah you went to far with that.
Narrator: Sorry. (giggles)
No Face: Stupid dude.
Satan & Chihiro: Yeah!!
Chihiro: Hey Yuba..Satan! Where are my parents? I haven't seen them since Chapter 1.
Satan: First, this ain't a big story, yet. And ummmm about your parents, ummmm, I don't have a clue.
(The back side of hell)
Mom and Dad: Help!!!!!
Whipper dude: You wont escape this time!
Dad: That one plan was real good though! Unlock our lock with lollipop sticks!
Whipper dude: That is a good idea. But I put them all the sticks over in the burning pile!
Mom: Ewww! You put your stick in the fire?!
Whipper dude: No! But, you. (gagh) Fine! You win! I set you free!
Mom & Dad: Wooohooo!!
THE END
Of chapter 3
Haha!
I tricked you!
I bet you fell for it!
Dumb
Butt
Holy crap
I don't know
I'm going to end this chapter
Bye
Really, bye
I mean it
Leave
A/N: Well thanks for waiting so long. If your wondering about those 8 reviews, somehow ff.net screwed up in April and deleted my reviews!!! Grrrr. Well its all good when you review. Right? See ya later as I right more!!!
P.S: WRITE MORE HUMOR!!!!