Author's Note: This is a little ballad I had to write for my creative writing class. It's a tribute to Link, our favorite Hero of Time. It's actually sort of a parody off the System of a Down song "Come to Town (Legend of Zelda)". It's a really good song, and if you haven't heard it, ask a friend or look it up and download it. Not that I condone downloading since it's illegal and stuff. Then again, so is using other people's characters without their permission. That brings me to my next point…
Disclaimer: I don't own Link or the System of a Down song, though I think both are pretty cool. I do own my ballad.
Ballad of Link
Navi!
Has come to Link
Come to wake the boy up
He's being summoned again
To break a curse from within
So now he goes with a cocky grin
(Hallelujah!)
Now Link, pick up your sticks
So you can burn the spider webs
And when get your slingshot
You get to shoot little rocks
And even learn how to move a box
Now Link, has saved the tree
Made Gohma hide and flee
But Deku dies anyway
So he's off to save the day
To the castle he runs away
Now Link, sneak past the guards
So you can see Princess Zelda
And when they turn to see you
Hope you have quiet shoes
So she can then recruit poor you
So Link, it's off you go
To the mountain, you must know
The red ruby lies there
So ignore the deep glares
And enter the cave only if you dare
Now Link, it's almost done
You only have left one
More of the Spiritual Stones
And then you can finally go home
So now let us please just go
Now Link has got them all
And heads back to the mall-I mean castle
Where he meets a scary man
Who shoots with a blast from his hand
And then rides off into the land
Wow Link, you're seventeen
Of this idea you're not too keen
But that's too bad for you
Cuz there's nothing you can do
Except be surprised that you grew
Now Link you're back at home
But Saria is sadly gone
Mido is really depressed
His loyalty is put to the test
And he no longer thinks he's the best
Saria has been saved
Thanks to Link, who's now headed to a cave
To beat up the next bad guy
And hopefully avoid getting fried
By the dragon, who really likes to fly
So Link let's go for a swim
Where you meet some girl with a fin
Then you have to save her
While growing ever bolder
At least you don't have to hold her
Now Link is really scared
Cuz the darkness leaves him impaired
But forward still he must go
So he can beat Bongo Bongo
And get the medallion of Shadow
So Link decides to go west
Where there awaits his final test
Through time he must go
And the younger he must grow
Exactly what to do he does not know
Now Link, he storms the castle
Only to find it's more of a hassle
For the final fight it may be
Harder to earn this victory
But he still enters the ring with glee
Hey Link, you saved the day
Put Ganon forever away
So now Hyrule's been saved
And a hero you're made
Link, in the end you really and truly made the grade
End Note: That's the end to my ballad. If anyone knows what a ballad truly is, you know it's sad and involves death and irony. The thing was, though all my other poetry is somewhat gloomy, I just couldn't make a ballad like that. Zelda was the only thing to inspire me, and that was pretty random itself. How was it? Funny? Interesting? A total waste of your time? Well, don't tell the screen. Tell me. Leave a review. All comments are welcome, except uncalled for rude ones that don't base their heated criticism off of anything and then don't even leave a name or email.
