A Story I Made Up Because Im Bored...

ok...heres a story me and my best friend of all time, Kate, made up!

This is from Titanic...when Rose and Jack are in the wagon/ car thingy....anyway, I'll get going

Jack: Come on, Miss Rose. Where'd yall like t' go?

Rose:It's milady to you, you stupid hick

Jack:*gets horny*

Rose: Fine. Bring me to....* pauses to think*

Jack: *is soo excited he gets to go in this car with Rose, that he starts drooling all over himself and the steering wheel*

Rose: *Drags Jack into back of wagon/ car thingy, because she been deprived of haveing a nonself absorbed guy around*

Jack: *farts*

Windows: *Fog Up*

Rose:*slaps hand on back window* DAMNIT, JACK! YOU ALWAYS DO THAT.....*gets out of car/ wagon thingy*

Jack: ahhh, c'mon! Its not that bad.... is it??

Rose: * sniffs* *almost dies of smell*

Titanic: *jolt*

Rose: Ohh Shit! Jack, did you fart AGAIN?

Jack:*blushes* no!

Iceberg: Woe unto you who disturb my slumber! *makes a crack in Titanic*

Titanic: *creeakkkk* *begins makeing scary sounds as if to be sinking*

Jack: *southern accent*RUNNNNNNNNNNN!!!! RUN ROSE!!!! RUNNNNNN!!!!!!

Rose: *runnung as fast as she can*

Two Watchmen from the Tower: ohh shit. Its c-c-c-c-o-o-o-o-l-l-l-l-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d.

Rose: *gets outside and looks overboard* OHHH SHIT!! JACK! MR. ANDREWS!!!!!

Jack:*looks overboard* ohhhh shit. *begins praying rosery*

Rose: THIS IS NO TIME FOR THE ROSERY!!* grabs rosery from Jack and chucks it overboard*

Jack: NOOOO!!!!!!!!

ok, thats all for now folks! Its kinds late and.....ill finish this tommorow.