THIS CHAPTER IS WRITTEN COMPLETELY BY KATE!
all right...we'll get serious. if you must force us to be...as if thats possible! anyway...
fienchen: can we please just peace out?? we admit we have been kinda bitchy...(PMS)...but the moon is back to its regular motion and we are fine now, ok?? so can we please negotiate a truce?
CHAPTER 3 (we shall pick up where we left off before we went on our PMS rampage) :
ICEBERG: *smacks ship*
SHIP: *makes groaning noise similar to jack's farts*
ROSE: goddamitt! jack!!! stop farting!!!
THE CREW MEMBERS: *are watching jack and rose getting it on in the carriage* *aka: do not see the iceberg*
ICEBERG: *tears hole in titanic's hull*
EVERYONE ON BOARD: oh, shit.
CAPTAIN: *goes into his room with the steering wheel* *drowns*
CAL: please take this man into the next to the lowest level on the ship and handcuff him to a pole, please.
MR. ANDREWS: ok!
ROSE: omigod you stole my diamond!
JACK: no i didn't!!!
CAL: don't listen to him rose!
ROSE: whatever. maybe i should trust him instead of the person who has slapped me, but hey, what do i know? i'm just a bimbo! i'll believe you, cal.
JACK: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MR. ANDREWS: *hancuffs jack to a pole in the next to the lowest level on the ship*
JACK: *farts*
MR, ANDREWS: *runs out of room as fast as he can, taking the key with him*
JACK: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ROSE: i think i believe jack!
CAL: too late now, toots.
ROSE: *runs to next to the lowest level of the ship and looks for jack*
LEVEL WHERE JACK AND ROSE ARE: *is very wet and soggy, and, thx to jack, stinky*
ROSE: *sniffs* *almost dies* oh, shit, jack! i told you not to eat those escargo at the party!
JACK: ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ROSE: i'm here!!!
JACK: *makes a 'w' with his fingers* whatEVER!!!
ROSE: *looks for key* *does not find it* the key is gone jack!!!
JACK: well then, use that conveniently placed ax! but make sure to take a practice swing FIRST!
ROSE: *takes practice swing* *tries to hit same mark* *fails miserably*
JACK: shit.
ROSE: *hits jacks chains, setting him free*
JACK: *hides his hand in his jacket* OH MY GOD YOU CUT OFF MY HAND!!!!!!!!!!!!! *screams bloody murder*
ROSE: *lets out bloodcurdling scream*
CAL: *hears them scream* *heads down stairs to kill rose and/or jack*
JACK: geez, rose! i was just kidding!
ROSE: well gosh golly gee, jack! you sceered the livin b'jeezis outta me!
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we hope you guys like this chapter better than the first two!!
love kate (and hanna)
all right...we'll get serious. if you must force us to be...as if thats possible! anyway...
fienchen: can we please just peace out?? we admit we have been kinda bitchy...(PMS)...but the moon is back to its regular motion and we are fine now, ok?? so can we please negotiate a truce?
CHAPTER 3 (we shall pick up where we left off before we went on our PMS rampage) :
ICEBERG: *smacks ship*
SHIP: *makes groaning noise similar to jack's farts*
ROSE: goddamitt! jack!!! stop farting!!!
THE CREW MEMBERS: *are watching jack and rose getting it on in the carriage* *aka: do not see the iceberg*
ICEBERG: *tears hole in titanic's hull*
EVERYONE ON BOARD: oh, shit.
CAPTAIN: *goes into his room with the steering wheel* *drowns*
CAL: please take this man into the next to the lowest level on the ship and handcuff him to a pole, please.
MR. ANDREWS: ok!
ROSE: omigod you stole my diamond!
JACK: no i didn't!!!
CAL: don't listen to him rose!
ROSE: whatever. maybe i should trust him instead of the person who has slapped me, but hey, what do i know? i'm just a bimbo! i'll believe you, cal.
JACK: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MR. ANDREWS: *hancuffs jack to a pole in the next to the lowest level on the ship*
JACK: *farts*
MR, ANDREWS: *runs out of room as fast as he can, taking the key with him*
JACK: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ROSE: i think i believe jack!
CAL: too late now, toots.
ROSE: *runs to next to the lowest level of the ship and looks for jack*
LEVEL WHERE JACK AND ROSE ARE: *is very wet and soggy, and, thx to jack, stinky*
ROSE: *sniffs* *almost dies* oh, shit, jack! i told you not to eat those escargo at the party!
JACK: ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ROSE: i'm here!!!
JACK: *makes a 'w' with his fingers* whatEVER!!!
ROSE: *looks for key* *does not find it* the key is gone jack!!!
JACK: well then, use that conveniently placed ax! but make sure to take a practice swing FIRST!
ROSE: *takes practice swing* *tries to hit same mark* *fails miserably*
JACK: shit.
ROSE: *hits jacks chains, setting him free*
JACK: *hides his hand in his jacket* OH MY GOD YOU CUT OFF MY HAND!!!!!!!!!!!!! *screams bloody murder*
ROSE: *lets out bloodcurdling scream*
CAL: *hears them scream* *heads down stairs to kill rose and/or jack*
JACK: geez, rose! i was just kidding!
ROSE: well gosh golly gee, jack! you sceered the livin b'jeezis outta me!
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we hope you guys like this chapter better than the first two!!
love kate (and hanna)