CB: ;_; I am soooo sorry for making you people wait so long, I was busy
with my projects, my books, and m-
Malik: And you were busy sleeping, eating muffins, talking on the phone. and did I mention sleeping?
CB: *gets out volleyball and throws it at Malik* and I feel very happy that I updated today so I will say the disclaimer! ^___^ Malik!
Malik: You said 'you' would do the disclaimer!
CB: *gets out fat squirrel and taps foot*
Malik: O_Oo That thing is huuuuuuuge.
Squirrel: *takes huge walnut and launches it at Malik*
Malik: @_@ Stupid. squirrels.
CB: I want to say a special thank you to Kiddi Chi for making me haul my butt over here and write this chapter! ^-^
Malik: And if Kiddi Chi didn't do it! I would have!
CB: ;_; Malik, I never knew you liked this story this much!
Malik: *stares dumbfounded* Of course I don't! I just want to kick you!
CB: Beep! Wrong answer! *Fat squirrel falls on him*
Malik: @_@ Squirrels.are.as.bad.as.stupid.mortal.girls.
CB: Thanks a ton *a ton of oil appears* O_o To Sungirl, Kiddi Chi, Kuria, Yami No Tenshi, ancient-saeki and DixieGoddess! *wheeet* Three cheers for all of you! ^-^ Malik?
Malik: *grumbles* Hip, hip, hooray! Hip, hip, hooray! Hip, hip, hooray! *Mumbles something about evil CBs*
CB: Disclaimer Malik! ^___^
Malik: Arrghh! Evil lawyers! We haaaaate you! I said it once, and if I say it twice I'm coming directly for your house, and you shall be dead by sunrise! Mwahaha! Yu-gi-oh's mine! Ya hear me? Mine!!!
CB: O_o Umm.take everything he says as the opposite! ^_^o Please read on!
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The Walnut And the Squirrel
Hitomi grinned as she watched Seto make a fool of himself yet again, he surely did not know how to handle squirrels. Now, she wondered how she would handle a squirrel, not too badly, she thought.
Hitomi reached over for a milk brown walnut and scanned for a bunch of squirrels until she found a very fat one sitting right beside her while eating about eight walnuts. Hitomi stared and sweat dropped as she watched the hungry little squirrel munching on the walnut so happily.
" You know something Hitomi, that squirrel reminds me of you whenever you see four packs of pudding in the fridge." Yelled Yami from underneath the tree as he wore a slight smirk.
Hitomi glared at him and threw the walnut at him instead of the squirrel, but as she had expected, Yami, who was known as the Game King dodged it with no sweat. She cursed herself for her bad luck and searched for another evil walnut to throw at that pathetic little squirrel, which that menacing Yami claimed looked like her.
She found a black hanging right at the top of a branch and she grinned to herself. The unsuspecting Yami was busily looking at his deck. This was perfect. Absolutely, perfect.
With a good hard throw she launched the walnut at him and Yami, being busy examining his cards, moved one step away.
"You knew I was going to throw it at you, didn't you?" She asked surprisingly as she jumped easily off the branch. Yami just kept going through his cards and smirking.
Hitomi considered killing him right at the moment. but if she did who was she supposed to kill afterwards? Supposingly not the dead Yami, and besides would he actually die?
Yami, was not really her brother or anything, they were just good friends and loved mocking each other. She would even mock him of how he liked every girl in the school, and he would just reply matter-of-factly.
" Hey, Yami, did you ask that new History student to play cards with you?" Hitomi asked, as she laughed hard at her own joke.
Yami raised an eyebrow and just glared at her for about 2 minutes before answering the question with his usual reply. " I am a pharaoh and I am 5000 years old, I do not ask people out, okay?" Yami said.
Hitomi just stared at him he was so. predictable. Now, anyway, she had to go and find out what Liana was doing and see if she had deliberately killed Seto and given the squirrels a break.
In her mind she could imagine a dead Seto lying on the ground and Liana cheering, behind her little squirrels who 'did not' resemble Hitomi, were also cheering in their squirrel like voices.
Hitomi hurried away as she jumped on a tree branch and sped off. Yami, who had witnessed the whole thing just smiled to himself and mumbled a few words. " If she thinks she doesn't look like a squirrel, I hope she meets a long lost friend of mine. Kuria."
~ At School~
Kristy had finally noticed that Malik's bad luck was fading and they actually started talking to each other. a bit.
He seemed a bit strange lately though. There were very scary looking dead squirrels everywhere. As though Malik claimed the title of 'The Squirrel Killer.'
She found Malik kneeling in front of a flower, staring at it fro over a minute. Kristy approached him slowly and stared at the flower for a while; her eyes were getting blurry until she couldn't stand it anymore.
"What's so interesting about this flower Malik?" Asked Kristy as she glanced at him and then back at the flower, which was now gleaming in the sunlight.
" This flower is such a nice target for a kill.don't you think?" Malik said, in a not so Malik voice. Kristy stared at the flower and nodded slowly, pondering his words.
She slowly walked beside him and kissed his cheek softly. Malik was not expecting this and he drew out a golden like object, which was similar to a dagger. Kristy moved back and stared at it.
"M-Malik, what are you doing with t-that thing?" Kristy stuttered as she moved another step back. Malik just smiled in a not very friendly way and put his dagger back in his pocket.
He moved off with his hands in his pockets. The bell slowly rang and they both went inside. Kristy had spent most of her time wondering what was happening and she did not notice the small bird, which had flown inside.
She stared at it and then went back to thinking about Malik. As she moved down the corridor some of the 'cool' girls approached her and looked at her as they tried to hide their laughter.
" Girl, have you grown white hair or something, or what is that white stuff?" Asked a girl who had enough courage to come forth.
Kristy's eyes went big and she let out a bloody scream. She touched her head and let out another yell as she ran into the bathroom and cleaned out the white stuff, which was hanging on her hair.
She muttered something under her breath and started walking home. On the way she noticed Seto.
~ Seto's Mansion~
Seto sat down on his desk as he stared at another one of the cups of coffee Mokuba had so diligently prepared. He looked out the door and saw Mokuba running around back and forth for the 50th time.
He sweat dropped and focused his thoughts back on the cup of coffee. Mokuba came jumping in and stopped for one second as he glanced up at Seto.
"Big brother, don't you like the coffee I made?" Mokuba asked with those cute puppy dog eyes, which always worked on Seto and once again made him look at the cup.
He gulped and drank the whole cup. Mokuba gave him a smile, which stretched from ear to ear and then he was back outside the door, running around for another fifty times.
Seto suddenly felt a weird surge of energy pass through him and he took hold of the phone. " A net, got that, and I'm not joking, I need it to go squirrel hunting." Shouted Seto inside the receiver as he slammed it down and counted the minutes until the van would arrive.
He heard the bell ring and he marched. He grabbed the net out of the man's hands and he ran outside. He searched for a few squirrels and found a very aft one sitting on a branch, while eating ten walnuts. He sweat dropped for the second time as eh climbed up the tree.
Kristy walked by as she noticed Seto's peculiar behaviour. She ran over and watched him unfold the huge net. She glanced up and saw the fat squirrel eating its walnut. 'Another squirrel killer.' She thought as he observed what was going to happen.
Seto hurled the net on the squirrel, and instead of struggling, it kept eating its walnut. Seto hovered over it and stared at it.
The squirrel, as if noticing that he was staring at it took its walnut and threw it at Seto, afterwards it started screaming something in the language of the squirrels.
The force of the blow and the surprise of it caused Seto to go out of balance and he fell down. Kristy ran over to him and helped him up. He looked quite dazed as he shook a bit before having both his feet firmly on the ground.
"Are you trying to kill squirrels like Malik?" Asked Kristy questioningly. Seto looked at her with bewilderment and then he moved one step back.
"Y-you mean Malik is having trouble with these squirrels too, and he's trying to kill them but instead he's killing himself?" Asked Seto slowly as he smiled at the thought of someone else suffering.
Kristy stared at him and a smirk formed on her face. " Well, not exactly. you see, Malik actually 'kills' them!" Kristy exclaimed as tears filled her eyes.
" You mean 'kill', as in die, murder, destroy and obliterate?" Seto asked in amazement as he moved over closer to Kristy, to hear her better.
Kristy glared at him for a second and nodded her head pathetically. She thought that the fall must have scrambled his brain quite a bit.
" Mwahaha! Yes! I've found a killer at last, now I won't need to buy a beaver, to create a dam and over flood the squirrels!" He yelled as he ran into his mansion and launched himself at the phone.
Kristy stared and shook her head unbelievingly. Who said that women were hard to understand, guys were twice as hard to understand.
~ In The Woods~
" I guess I should say sorry to Seto, it was a very dumb quarrel anyway." Said Liana to herself as she looked up at the twinkling stars above.
" I suggest that you don't forgive guys that easily." Said a voice from around Liana. Liana looked around and searched very hard for the keeper of that voice.
" It's you again isn't it?" Liana asked as she remembered the girl who had so heroically saved her. Liana stood up and glanced up at the trees, which were rustling softly to the wind.
" Yes, and don't forgive him, he's a lot like a selfish, spirited, evil, mocking guy I know." Replied the voice.
"Hey!" Yelled another voice from very far away, which seemed to belong to a guy. Liana could hear the mysterious girl giggling after the voice had passed.
" May I see you?" Asked Liana as she held her breath, awaiting the answer. A shadow from the trees appeared and Hitomi jumped down. Her arms were folded across her chest and she wore a cool aloof look.
Both girls stood there gazing at each other for a long while.
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CB: Cliffy! ^^
Malik: So what?
CB: *gets out giant walnut and kills him* Anyway, ^^ I am very sorry and I hope you guys all forgive me! Pweeeeaaassee! I am sooo sorry! Forgive me! ;_;
Malik: Pathetic.
CB: R&R and keep on smiling! Remember to give a nice kick to Malik for me in your reviews chow! And yeah. this was my longest chappy ever! ^^
Malik: And you were busy sleeping, eating muffins, talking on the phone. and did I mention sleeping?
CB: *gets out volleyball and throws it at Malik* and I feel very happy that I updated today so I will say the disclaimer! ^___^ Malik!
Malik: You said 'you' would do the disclaimer!
CB: *gets out fat squirrel and taps foot*
Malik: O_Oo That thing is huuuuuuuge.
Squirrel: *takes huge walnut and launches it at Malik*
Malik: @_@ Stupid. squirrels.
CB: I want to say a special thank you to Kiddi Chi for making me haul my butt over here and write this chapter! ^-^
Malik: And if Kiddi Chi didn't do it! I would have!
CB: ;_; Malik, I never knew you liked this story this much!
Malik: *stares dumbfounded* Of course I don't! I just want to kick you!
CB: Beep! Wrong answer! *Fat squirrel falls on him*
Malik: @_@ Squirrels.are.as.bad.as.stupid.mortal.girls.
CB: Thanks a ton *a ton of oil appears* O_o To Sungirl, Kiddi Chi, Kuria, Yami No Tenshi, ancient-saeki and DixieGoddess! *wheeet* Three cheers for all of you! ^-^ Malik?
Malik: *grumbles* Hip, hip, hooray! Hip, hip, hooray! Hip, hip, hooray! *Mumbles something about evil CBs*
CB: Disclaimer Malik! ^___^
Malik: Arrghh! Evil lawyers! We haaaaate you! I said it once, and if I say it twice I'm coming directly for your house, and you shall be dead by sunrise! Mwahaha! Yu-gi-oh's mine! Ya hear me? Mine!!!
CB: O_o Umm.take everything he says as the opposite! ^_^o Please read on!
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The Walnut And the Squirrel
Hitomi grinned as she watched Seto make a fool of himself yet again, he surely did not know how to handle squirrels. Now, she wondered how she would handle a squirrel, not too badly, she thought.
Hitomi reached over for a milk brown walnut and scanned for a bunch of squirrels until she found a very fat one sitting right beside her while eating about eight walnuts. Hitomi stared and sweat dropped as she watched the hungry little squirrel munching on the walnut so happily.
" You know something Hitomi, that squirrel reminds me of you whenever you see four packs of pudding in the fridge." Yelled Yami from underneath the tree as he wore a slight smirk.
Hitomi glared at him and threw the walnut at him instead of the squirrel, but as she had expected, Yami, who was known as the Game King dodged it with no sweat. She cursed herself for her bad luck and searched for another evil walnut to throw at that pathetic little squirrel, which that menacing Yami claimed looked like her.
She found a black hanging right at the top of a branch and she grinned to herself. The unsuspecting Yami was busily looking at his deck. This was perfect. Absolutely, perfect.
With a good hard throw she launched the walnut at him and Yami, being busy examining his cards, moved one step away.
"You knew I was going to throw it at you, didn't you?" She asked surprisingly as she jumped easily off the branch. Yami just kept going through his cards and smirking.
Hitomi considered killing him right at the moment. but if she did who was she supposed to kill afterwards? Supposingly not the dead Yami, and besides would he actually die?
Yami, was not really her brother or anything, they were just good friends and loved mocking each other. She would even mock him of how he liked every girl in the school, and he would just reply matter-of-factly.
" Hey, Yami, did you ask that new History student to play cards with you?" Hitomi asked, as she laughed hard at her own joke.
Yami raised an eyebrow and just glared at her for about 2 minutes before answering the question with his usual reply. " I am a pharaoh and I am 5000 years old, I do not ask people out, okay?" Yami said.
Hitomi just stared at him he was so. predictable. Now, anyway, she had to go and find out what Liana was doing and see if she had deliberately killed Seto and given the squirrels a break.
In her mind she could imagine a dead Seto lying on the ground and Liana cheering, behind her little squirrels who 'did not' resemble Hitomi, were also cheering in their squirrel like voices.
Hitomi hurried away as she jumped on a tree branch and sped off. Yami, who had witnessed the whole thing just smiled to himself and mumbled a few words. " If she thinks she doesn't look like a squirrel, I hope she meets a long lost friend of mine. Kuria."
~ At School~
Kristy had finally noticed that Malik's bad luck was fading and they actually started talking to each other. a bit.
He seemed a bit strange lately though. There were very scary looking dead squirrels everywhere. As though Malik claimed the title of 'The Squirrel Killer.'
She found Malik kneeling in front of a flower, staring at it fro over a minute. Kristy approached him slowly and stared at the flower for a while; her eyes were getting blurry until she couldn't stand it anymore.
"What's so interesting about this flower Malik?" Asked Kristy as she glanced at him and then back at the flower, which was now gleaming in the sunlight.
" This flower is such a nice target for a kill.don't you think?" Malik said, in a not so Malik voice. Kristy stared at the flower and nodded slowly, pondering his words.
She slowly walked beside him and kissed his cheek softly. Malik was not expecting this and he drew out a golden like object, which was similar to a dagger. Kristy moved back and stared at it.
"M-Malik, what are you doing with t-that thing?" Kristy stuttered as she moved another step back. Malik just smiled in a not very friendly way and put his dagger back in his pocket.
He moved off with his hands in his pockets. The bell slowly rang and they both went inside. Kristy had spent most of her time wondering what was happening and she did not notice the small bird, which had flown inside.
She stared at it and then went back to thinking about Malik. As she moved down the corridor some of the 'cool' girls approached her and looked at her as they tried to hide their laughter.
" Girl, have you grown white hair or something, or what is that white stuff?" Asked a girl who had enough courage to come forth.
Kristy's eyes went big and she let out a bloody scream. She touched her head and let out another yell as she ran into the bathroom and cleaned out the white stuff, which was hanging on her hair.
She muttered something under her breath and started walking home. On the way she noticed Seto.
~ Seto's Mansion~
Seto sat down on his desk as he stared at another one of the cups of coffee Mokuba had so diligently prepared. He looked out the door and saw Mokuba running around back and forth for the 50th time.
He sweat dropped and focused his thoughts back on the cup of coffee. Mokuba came jumping in and stopped for one second as he glanced up at Seto.
"Big brother, don't you like the coffee I made?" Mokuba asked with those cute puppy dog eyes, which always worked on Seto and once again made him look at the cup.
He gulped and drank the whole cup. Mokuba gave him a smile, which stretched from ear to ear and then he was back outside the door, running around for another fifty times.
Seto suddenly felt a weird surge of energy pass through him and he took hold of the phone. " A net, got that, and I'm not joking, I need it to go squirrel hunting." Shouted Seto inside the receiver as he slammed it down and counted the minutes until the van would arrive.
He heard the bell ring and he marched. He grabbed the net out of the man's hands and he ran outside. He searched for a few squirrels and found a very aft one sitting on a branch, while eating ten walnuts. He sweat dropped for the second time as eh climbed up the tree.
Kristy walked by as she noticed Seto's peculiar behaviour. She ran over and watched him unfold the huge net. She glanced up and saw the fat squirrel eating its walnut. 'Another squirrel killer.' She thought as he observed what was going to happen.
Seto hurled the net on the squirrel, and instead of struggling, it kept eating its walnut. Seto hovered over it and stared at it.
The squirrel, as if noticing that he was staring at it took its walnut and threw it at Seto, afterwards it started screaming something in the language of the squirrels.
The force of the blow and the surprise of it caused Seto to go out of balance and he fell down. Kristy ran over to him and helped him up. He looked quite dazed as he shook a bit before having both his feet firmly on the ground.
"Are you trying to kill squirrels like Malik?" Asked Kristy questioningly. Seto looked at her with bewilderment and then he moved one step back.
"Y-you mean Malik is having trouble with these squirrels too, and he's trying to kill them but instead he's killing himself?" Asked Seto slowly as he smiled at the thought of someone else suffering.
Kristy stared at him and a smirk formed on her face. " Well, not exactly. you see, Malik actually 'kills' them!" Kristy exclaimed as tears filled her eyes.
" You mean 'kill', as in die, murder, destroy and obliterate?" Seto asked in amazement as he moved over closer to Kristy, to hear her better.
Kristy glared at him for a second and nodded her head pathetically. She thought that the fall must have scrambled his brain quite a bit.
" Mwahaha! Yes! I've found a killer at last, now I won't need to buy a beaver, to create a dam and over flood the squirrels!" He yelled as he ran into his mansion and launched himself at the phone.
Kristy stared and shook her head unbelievingly. Who said that women were hard to understand, guys were twice as hard to understand.
~ In The Woods~
" I guess I should say sorry to Seto, it was a very dumb quarrel anyway." Said Liana to herself as she looked up at the twinkling stars above.
" I suggest that you don't forgive guys that easily." Said a voice from around Liana. Liana looked around and searched very hard for the keeper of that voice.
" It's you again isn't it?" Liana asked as she remembered the girl who had so heroically saved her. Liana stood up and glanced up at the trees, which were rustling softly to the wind.
" Yes, and don't forgive him, he's a lot like a selfish, spirited, evil, mocking guy I know." Replied the voice.
"Hey!" Yelled another voice from very far away, which seemed to belong to a guy. Liana could hear the mysterious girl giggling after the voice had passed.
" May I see you?" Asked Liana as she held her breath, awaiting the answer. A shadow from the trees appeared and Hitomi jumped down. Her arms were folded across her chest and she wore a cool aloof look.
Both girls stood there gazing at each other for a long while.
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CB: Cliffy! ^^
Malik: So what?
CB: *gets out giant walnut and kills him* Anyway, ^^ I am very sorry and I hope you guys all forgive me! Pweeeeaaassee! I am sooo sorry! Forgive me! ;_;
Malik: Pathetic.
CB: R&R and keep on smiling! Remember to give a nice kick to Malik for me in your reviews chow! And yeah. this was my longest chappy ever! ^^