CB: *cries* NOW I'M IN GRADE 8 AND MY REVIEWERS ARE STILL WITH ME! I'm so
sorry I haven't updated in such a long time! *Grumbles* I know I'm an idiot
and you must hate me like crap! I understand totally!
Kenshin: Oro? O_O So you are an idiot!
CB: -_-" DIE YOU FOOL!!
Kenshin: Oro? @_@ I don't see any fool in here? You're confusing! *Leaves*
CB: YEAH! THANKS SO MUCH KENSHIN! I'm being sarcastic here. O_Oo Now for my thanks to my awesome reviewers!
Sasuke: Hurry it up you chicken.
CB: O_O Sasuke???
Sasuke: Yeah, got a problem with me being here?
CB: ^_^;; Not at all! I'd like to thank Deja*vu!
Sasuke: Let me guess, she thought this was the most boring thing in the world and you're thanking her?
CB: NO! She 'actually' forgave me for being a retarded idiot and not updating and she's very, VERY sweet! Unlike somebody!! *Mumbles*
Sasuke: Yeah, whatever. Next?
CB: O_O I'D LIKE TO THANK KIDDI CHI FOR BEING CONFUSED!!
Sasuke: Figures. confusing idiots have confusing friends.
CB: *whispers* Hey Kiddi Chi, I wouldn't mind a 'bit' if a certain someone would get kicked right now! ^^
Sasuke: *raises an eyebrow* T_T
CB: Anyway!^^ TANKS TO YAMI NOT TENSHI FOR LOOKING OUT FOR MY COMMA PLACEMENT! :P
Sasuke: O_o Okay then.no comment here.
CB: You better not! You don't know what Yami No Tenshi can do! Oh so true girl, oh so true! Die Internet! Die! Actually. don't die! ^^;
Sasuke: Oh, I can tell how she's like by her name.
CB: Yup! LIA! I AM SO SORRY GIRL! I'VE BEEN SO BUSY WITH MY GRADE 8 LIFE I BARELY HAVE TIME FOR UPDATING AND READING! That'll change from now on! I will now have a day and time where I will read the brilliant fan fictions I have been missing out on *cough*yours*cough*! PLEASE FORGIVE ME! LOVE YA!
Sasuke: Seems to me that you've got quite a good friend there.
CB: *nods* Indeed I do! :D Ah.Taylor still doesn't love you to bits? I've got advice!
Sasuke: Yeah, make sure that Taylor's friend loves you and doesn't tie Taylor up so that he could transform into Taylor and get to know your likes and dislikes. Reminds me of Naruto. Anyway, make sure Taylor is Taylor!
CB: *stares* Ye-ah. anyway, don't worry Lia, YOU SHALL WIN IN THE END! MWAHAHA! GO KURIA! YOU RULE GIRL! At last we both know computers are screwed! *Nods head knowingly*
Now Seto dear, why don't you take care of Kuria's computer while she downloads anime videos? *Grins* I LOVE DOING THAT TOO! Your reviews make me laugh! You go girl! Love ya too!
Sasuke: O_o Okay, never hang around with girls.especially those that kill computers, whatever they are.
CB: I LOVE YOU SUNGIRL! YOU'RE THE BEST! We both love to harass Kaiba cause he's so much fun to kill! Hmm. have you heard of something called.being locked up in room with a Barney TV screen? *Wink wink*
Sasuke: I PITY THIS KAIBA GUY! He leads a sad life but hurry up now chicken.
CB: *grumbles* DixieGoddess! *Hugs her* YOU'RE BACK! *Does a 'she's back' dance* Thankies with flowers and chocolates for your review! You're so understanding!
Sasuke: Yeah, whatever, this girl must be crazy.
CB: What did you say? *Almost gets Excalibur out of hilt but decides against it*
Sasuke: O_O Zeze?
CB: Yup! Zeze is very understanding indeed and understands the evilness of. COMPUTERS! DIEEEEEEE!
Sasuke: *nods* Who's your last beautiful reviewer?
CB: Zufu! I'M SO SAD TO MAKE YOU WAIT!! I hope this chapter can pay your wait! I really hope so! Thank you so much for your review! *Hugs*
Sasuke: Girls hug anybody these days. O_o
CB: ^_~
Disclaimer: I don't own anything I write because aliens control me and write while integrating with me! So there! Go sue the aliens. if you can ever find them!
Chapter 19 - First Meeting
Liana smirked and stretched out an arm, waiting for the mystery girl to stretch her hand out too. She gave her a grin and did so. She shook Liana's hand so vigorously she thought she might just be thrown out of this universe.
" Hey, I'm Hitomi. Nice to meet you!" The girl exclaimed as she smiled to Liana. She jumped back up the tree and waved to her with her final words. "I got to go teach some squirrel killers a lesson now!"
Liana nodded and watched as a shadow jumped from tree to tree, disappearing in the horizon/ Smiling to herself, she knew that there had to be some way to make Seto realize that squirrels aren't that evil at all.
Walking down the road she watched as two kids were chasing a dog around with a stick until they had it cornered. The dog whined as the teenagers approached it smugly. Liana scowled and moved behind the unsuspecting teenagers.
"Ha doggie, guess who's going to die today?" Asked one of the boys as he drew out a knife from his pocket and started sharpening the stick with it. He figured that it would be more fun to kill an animal by launching sticks at it rather than killing it with a knife. Liana was sick of watching this and decided she must take action before something truly horrible happened.
"Hey you morons, why don't you pick on somebody your own size?" She screamed as she laid a hand on the shoulder of each boy. They were shocked and nearly jumped out of their pants but when they saw Liana, they felt like laughing themselves silly.
"You are supposed to teach us a lesson?" Asked the teenager with the black hair sarcastically. Liana gave them a glare and they just smirked at her. The blond took out his knife and the brunette reached for his gun. Liana gulped slightly as she looked at the weapons. Now what would she do? There was no way she could back down from this now and there was no one around that could hear her scream.
She was in a hopeless situation as she watched the boys approach her and corner her. "You'll go first." Said one of the boys as he approached her casually. Liana dodged under his arm and scurried towards the other side. She had a slight chance of running without the boy throwing his spear like stick at her, or shoot her or even throw a knife at her but what would happen to the dog? She couldn't just leave it here to get hurt, why had she risked her life if it would die anyways?
The blond-haired boy took the stick and raised it, looking as though he might crack Liana's skull open any second. In fear she stepped back and slipped on a rock by accident. She fell down on her knees and covered her face with her arms as she watched the stick come down.
One second. two seconds. three seconds. four seconds. where was the bam? Liana peeked out slightly and gasped. A boy with dark brown hair, wearing a long silver-like coat had stopped the attack with one hand.
"Seto." Liana murmured as tears started sliding down her cheeks and she felt like letting out all the pain and agony. She wanted to kill and kick him but she also wanted to hug and kiss him.
"What?" He asked sarcastically as he took his other hand and punched the boy straight in the stomach, sending him flying towards the wall and hitting it with a resounding noise. The brunette looked at him, sweat- dropped and said 'hi,' then he ran away like a monkey.
Liana stood up and brushed the dirt from her pants. She looked up and scowled at Seto as he inspected her. He inspected her as though she was a small child who had just bruised their knee. Liana felt her anger rise to her cheek.
" I could have handled them myself!" Liana exclaimed acidly as she folded her hands in front of her chest and turned herself so that Seto could not see how steamed she was. Seto didn't even glance at her.
"Whatever." He replied amusingly as he started walking back. Liana grumbled and glimpsed the puppy barking around happily. Realizing that he had just been saved. The dog started to run and Liana smirked. At least somebody knew who was the real hero. She opened up her arms and waited for the puppy to lick her face.
Instead the puppy ran past her, and she turned. Looking back she dropped her jaw and watched as the dog jumped around Seto. Seto didn't even notice and kept walking. Liana's temper rose back again and she felt quite humiliated. Especially since a dog favored Seto to her!
" Seto, you moron!" Screamed Liana as Seto hid a small chuckle. Grinning to himself, he knew that his job had been successful. He had angered Liana and he had not realized it would be this easy, but one thing he knew about Lia was that she made friends with only those that could anger her.
~In The Woods~
Hitomi glanced up and found herself staring at a mango high above her. She sweat-dropped. How the heck could a mango grow in the woods? Oh well, a mango is a mango after all. Liana jumped as she reached for the mango and as soon as her fingertips became in contact with the sweet fruit, it moved 4 inched higher.
Hitomi looked up, down, and screamed as she fell to the ground with a huge thud. Grumbling, she stood on her feet and found Yami holding the mango as he leaned against the tree and gazed at her. Somehow though, she didn't feel mad at him. She was too surprised to feel mad. His eyes seemed to gaze into hers for a few seconds, which seemed like eternity and then they broke off.
" What the hell were you doing you idiot!" Was the last scream that was heard in the woods as the birds flew out of the woods and the wind rusted the leaves. A few people who had their honeymoon near the park sweat- dropped and thought that the devil might just be screaming nonsense like it usually does.
"Ya-mi, I want the mango!" Squealed Hitomi as she gave him big puppy dog eyes. Yami sweat-dropped and raised an eyebrow, how could a girl be serious in one second and a total crybaby the next? Must be one of the many mysteries of girls, he thought.
"You want the mango?" He asked questioningly as he glanced at Hitomi. She smiled such a long smile that Yami wondered when her face would freeze like that and then she nodded. Yami grinned and replied smugly.
" Alright, but we'll have to compete for it." He replied smiling. " I want you to run around the world in two minutes." Yami said as he smirked. Hitomi almost fell over and died. Her jaw was wide open and Yami could definitely tell she had brushed her teeth thirty times today; she usually brushed them 25 times.
"W-What?" She stuttered unbelievingly. Yami smiled and repeated the question to her. She yelled and told him that she knew what he had said.
"Oh, so you do understand English?" Yami said as he laughed.
"Yes, I do, mighty pharaoh!" Hitomi replied sarcastically as she gritted her teeth, wondering what it would be like to strangle a certain pharaoh who was 5000 years old. One of the positive things was that the world's population would decrease by one, which was awesome! Were their any negative things? Not at all!
Suddenly Hitomi stopped and turned. She hugged him and Yami almost died of surprise. What the hell was going on? Hitomi smiled and told him that she was grateful that he would give her the mango. Yami arched an eyebrow and waited. Was she really going to go around the world?
"Watch me." Hitomi yelled enthusiastically. She made a line with her foot in front of Yami and walked around him once. Yami smiled and threw her the mango. She grabbed it and munched on it happily.
~Yami's POV~
I can't believe that Hitomi knew the answer to that riddle. As everyone knows Egyptians knew the pharaoh as the world. Much like a king is to a country. Therefore walking around me would be like walking around the world once. She could have walked around a picture of god or whatever she believed in but she chose me. Strange.
Well, one thing is that Hitomi should not be underestimated. Her looks are deceiving, and no she isn't actually ugly. She never acts serious but fools around so much that it's hard to believe she didn't run around the earth to get the mango. If she had though, I'm certain she wouldn't yearn for the mango that I had very much since she might have eaten about 100 of them.
~ Seto's Mansion~
" Hey, are you sure that we should buy a beaver, so it could build a dam and then flood the squirrel population?" Asked Seto to Malik as he inspected the beaver's in the pound. He was slightly angered since he had had this crazy idea while drinking Mokuba's hyper coffee.
"For sure." Replied a malicious voice from behind him.
Kenshin: Oro? O_O So you are an idiot!
CB: -_-" DIE YOU FOOL!!
Kenshin: Oro? @_@ I don't see any fool in here? You're confusing! *Leaves*
CB: YEAH! THANKS SO MUCH KENSHIN! I'm being sarcastic here. O_Oo Now for my thanks to my awesome reviewers!
Sasuke: Hurry it up you chicken.
CB: O_O Sasuke???
Sasuke: Yeah, got a problem with me being here?
CB: ^_^;; Not at all! I'd like to thank Deja*vu!
Sasuke: Let me guess, she thought this was the most boring thing in the world and you're thanking her?
CB: NO! She 'actually' forgave me for being a retarded idiot and not updating and she's very, VERY sweet! Unlike somebody!! *Mumbles*
Sasuke: Yeah, whatever. Next?
CB: O_O I'D LIKE TO THANK KIDDI CHI FOR BEING CONFUSED!!
Sasuke: Figures. confusing idiots have confusing friends.
CB: *whispers* Hey Kiddi Chi, I wouldn't mind a 'bit' if a certain someone would get kicked right now! ^^
Sasuke: *raises an eyebrow* T_T
CB: Anyway!^^ TANKS TO YAMI NOT TENSHI FOR LOOKING OUT FOR MY COMMA PLACEMENT! :P
Sasuke: O_o Okay then.no comment here.
CB: You better not! You don't know what Yami No Tenshi can do! Oh so true girl, oh so true! Die Internet! Die! Actually. don't die! ^^;
Sasuke: Oh, I can tell how she's like by her name.
CB: Yup! LIA! I AM SO SORRY GIRL! I'VE BEEN SO BUSY WITH MY GRADE 8 LIFE I BARELY HAVE TIME FOR UPDATING AND READING! That'll change from now on! I will now have a day and time where I will read the brilliant fan fictions I have been missing out on *cough*yours*cough*! PLEASE FORGIVE ME! LOVE YA!
Sasuke: Seems to me that you've got quite a good friend there.
CB: *nods* Indeed I do! :D Ah.Taylor still doesn't love you to bits? I've got advice!
Sasuke: Yeah, make sure that Taylor's friend loves you and doesn't tie Taylor up so that he could transform into Taylor and get to know your likes and dislikes. Reminds me of Naruto. Anyway, make sure Taylor is Taylor!
CB: *stares* Ye-ah. anyway, don't worry Lia, YOU SHALL WIN IN THE END! MWAHAHA! GO KURIA! YOU RULE GIRL! At last we both know computers are screwed! *Nods head knowingly*
Now Seto dear, why don't you take care of Kuria's computer while she downloads anime videos? *Grins* I LOVE DOING THAT TOO! Your reviews make me laugh! You go girl! Love ya too!
Sasuke: O_o Okay, never hang around with girls.especially those that kill computers, whatever they are.
CB: I LOVE YOU SUNGIRL! YOU'RE THE BEST! We both love to harass Kaiba cause he's so much fun to kill! Hmm. have you heard of something called.being locked up in room with a Barney TV screen? *Wink wink*
Sasuke: I PITY THIS KAIBA GUY! He leads a sad life but hurry up now chicken.
CB: *grumbles* DixieGoddess! *Hugs her* YOU'RE BACK! *Does a 'she's back' dance* Thankies with flowers and chocolates for your review! You're so understanding!
Sasuke: Yeah, whatever, this girl must be crazy.
CB: What did you say? *Almost gets Excalibur out of hilt but decides against it*
Sasuke: O_O Zeze?
CB: Yup! Zeze is very understanding indeed and understands the evilness of. COMPUTERS! DIEEEEEEE!
Sasuke: *nods* Who's your last beautiful reviewer?
CB: Zufu! I'M SO SAD TO MAKE YOU WAIT!! I hope this chapter can pay your wait! I really hope so! Thank you so much for your review! *Hugs*
Sasuke: Girls hug anybody these days. O_o
CB: ^_~
Disclaimer: I don't own anything I write because aliens control me and write while integrating with me! So there! Go sue the aliens. if you can ever find them!
Chapter 19 - First Meeting
Liana smirked and stretched out an arm, waiting for the mystery girl to stretch her hand out too. She gave her a grin and did so. She shook Liana's hand so vigorously she thought she might just be thrown out of this universe.
" Hey, I'm Hitomi. Nice to meet you!" The girl exclaimed as she smiled to Liana. She jumped back up the tree and waved to her with her final words. "I got to go teach some squirrel killers a lesson now!"
Liana nodded and watched as a shadow jumped from tree to tree, disappearing in the horizon/ Smiling to herself, she knew that there had to be some way to make Seto realize that squirrels aren't that evil at all.
Walking down the road she watched as two kids were chasing a dog around with a stick until they had it cornered. The dog whined as the teenagers approached it smugly. Liana scowled and moved behind the unsuspecting teenagers.
"Ha doggie, guess who's going to die today?" Asked one of the boys as he drew out a knife from his pocket and started sharpening the stick with it. He figured that it would be more fun to kill an animal by launching sticks at it rather than killing it with a knife. Liana was sick of watching this and decided she must take action before something truly horrible happened.
"Hey you morons, why don't you pick on somebody your own size?" She screamed as she laid a hand on the shoulder of each boy. They were shocked and nearly jumped out of their pants but when they saw Liana, they felt like laughing themselves silly.
"You are supposed to teach us a lesson?" Asked the teenager with the black hair sarcastically. Liana gave them a glare and they just smirked at her. The blond took out his knife and the brunette reached for his gun. Liana gulped slightly as she looked at the weapons. Now what would she do? There was no way she could back down from this now and there was no one around that could hear her scream.
She was in a hopeless situation as she watched the boys approach her and corner her. "You'll go first." Said one of the boys as he approached her casually. Liana dodged under his arm and scurried towards the other side. She had a slight chance of running without the boy throwing his spear like stick at her, or shoot her or even throw a knife at her but what would happen to the dog? She couldn't just leave it here to get hurt, why had she risked her life if it would die anyways?
The blond-haired boy took the stick and raised it, looking as though he might crack Liana's skull open any second. In fear she stepped back and slipped on a rock by accident. She fell down on her knees and covered her face with her arms as she watched the stick come down.
One second. two seconds. three seconds. four seconds. where was the bam? Liana peeked out slightly and gasped. A boy with dark brown hair, wearing a long silver-like coat had stopped the attack with one hand.
"Seto." Liana murmured as tears started sliding down her cheeks and she felt like letting out all the pain and agony. She wanted to kill and kick him but she also wanted to hug and kiss him.
"What?" He asked sarcastically as he took his other hand and punched the boy straight in the stomach, sending him flying towards the wall and hitting it with a resounding noise. The brunette looked at him, sweat- dropped and said 'hi,' then he ran away like a monkey.
Liana stood up and brushed the dirt from her pants. She looked up and scowled at Seto as he inspected her. He inspected her as though she was a small child who had just bruised their knee. Liana felt her anger rise to her cheek.
" I could have handled them myself!" Liana exclaimed acidly as she folded her hands in front of her chest and turned herself so that Seto could not see how steamed she was. Seto didn't even glance at her.
"Whatever." He replied amusingly as he started walking back. Liana grumbled and glimpsed the puppy barking around happily. Realizing that he had just been saved. The dog started to run and Liana smirked. At least somebody knew who was the real hero. She opened up her arms and waited for the puppy to lick her face.
Instead the puppy ran past her, and she turned. Looking back she dropped her jaw and watched as the dog jumped around Seto. Seto didn't even notice and kept walking. Liana's temper rose back again and she felt quite humiliated. Especially since a dog favored Seto to her!
" Seto, you moron!" Screamed Liana as Seto hid a small chuckle. Grinning to himself, he knew that his job had been successful. He had angered Liana and he had not realized it would be this easy, but one thing he knew about Lia was that she made friends with only those that could anger her.
~In The Woods~
Hitomi glanced up and found herself staring at a mango high above her. She sweat-dropped. How the heck could a mango grow in the woods? Oh well, a mango is a mango after all. Liana jumped as she reached for the mango and as soon as her fingertips became in contact with the sweet fruit, it moved 4 inched higher.
Hitomi looked up, down, and screamed as she fell to the ground with a huge thud. Grumbling, she stood on her feet and found Yami holding the mango as he leaned against the tree and gazed at her. Somehow though, she didn't feel mad at him. She was too surprised to feel mad. His eyes seemed to gaze into hers for a few seconds, which seemed like eternity and then they broke off.
" What the hell were you doing you idiot!" Was the last scream that was heard in the woods as the birds flew out of the woods and the wind rusted the leaves. A few people who had their honeymoon near the park sweat- dropped and thought that the devil might just be screaming nonsense like it usually does.
"Ya-mi, I want the mango!" Squealed Hitomi as she gave him big puppy dog eyes. Yami sweat-dropped and raised an eyebrow, how could a girl be serious in one second and a total crybaby the next? Must be one of the many mysteries of girls, he thought.
"You want the mango?" He asked questioningly as he glanced at Hitomi. She smiled such a long smile that Yami wondered when her face would freeze like that and then she nodded. Yami grinned and replied smugly.
" Alright, but we'll have to compete for it." He replied smiling. " I want you to run around the world in two minutes." Yami said as he smirked. Hitomi almost fell over and died. Her jaw was wide open and Yami could definitely tell she had brushed her teeth thirty times today; she usually brushed them 25 times.
"W-What?" She stuttered unbelievingly. Yami smiled and repeated the question to her. She yelled and told him that she knew what he had said.
"Oh, so you do understand English?" Yami said as he laughed.
"Yes, I do, mighty pharaoh!" Hitomi replied sarcastically as she gritted her teeth, wondering what it would be like to strangle a certain pharaoh who was 5000 years old. One of the positive things was that the world's population would decrease by one, which was awesome! Were their any negative things? Not at all!
Suddenly Hitomi stopped and turned. She hugged him and Yami almost died of surprise. What the hell was going on? Hitomi smiled and told him that she was grateful that he would give her the mango. Yami arched an eyebrow and waited. Was she really going to go around the world?
"Watch me." Hitomi yelled enthusiastically. She made a line with her foot in front of Yami and walked around him once. Yami smiled and threw her the mango. She grabbed it and munched on it happily.
~Yami's POV~
I can't believe that Hitomi knew the answer to that riddle. As everyone knows Egyptians knew the pharaoh as the world. Much like a king is to a country. Therefore walking around me would be like walking around the world once. She could have walked around a picture of god or whatever she believed in but she chose me. Strange.
Well, one thing is that Hitomi should not be underestimated. Her looks are deceiving, and no she isn't actually ugly. She never acts serious but fools around so much that it's hard to believe she didn't run around the earth to get the mango. If she had though, I'm certain she wouldn't yearn for the mango that I had very much since she might have eaten about 100 of them.
~ Seto's Mansion~
" Hey, are you sure that we should buy a beaver, so it could build a dam and then flood the squirrel population?" Asked Seto to Malik as he inspected the beaver's in the pound. He was slightly angered since he had had this crazy idea while drinking Mokuba's hyper coffee.
"For sure." Replied a malicious voice from behind him.