This chapter will contain scenes that's not suitable for younger readers. If you are offended by nudity in fashions, please skip to the last part of this chapter.

Chapter 3

Next morning, uh... I mean night...

Zelda: You kids and four pokemons stay home.

Mewtwo: I have no time for admiring clothes.

So the adult Smashers left.

???: The adults are gone, but not the psychic master.

Thug: He's pretty dangerous.

???: But we must kidnap the children.

Meanwhile, in Fourside...

DK: Hey, Falcon. No parking here.

CF: Yeah right. (Rips off sign)

So they went in.

Back home...

Mewtwo: I'm going out to concentrate on my mind and learn about the meaning of night.

And so...

???: Good, he's gone.

Thug: We'll get the kids.

???: Have some members go after the adults also.

And the adults are...

Mario: We gotta the front-a seat.

Peach: Those coats sure look cozy.

Zelda: I like the yellow one.

Falco: WOW! She's stripping!

Ganondorf: Picture it, quick!

Roy: It's a 2-side coat. She's changing to the other side.

Back home...

Ness: They never expected us to see it from TV.

YL: We are bad boys!

Nana: I'm a bad girl!

Outside...

Mewtwo: Why do we sleep at night? Why does Ganondorf snore so loud? Why does Yoshi drool when sleeping? Why does Dr. Mario talk in his sleep? Why does Kirby eat during a sleepwalk?

In Fourside...

Fox: Nice see-through dress.

Bowser: I'm happy I came.

Game & Watch (G&W): Move a little, Link. You're taking my seat away.

Link: You're sharing the same seat with me because it's all taken already. And now you're telling me to move? C'mon, you're too skinny.

G&W: I'm not skinny!

Audience: Shh...

Luigi: O_O Look at that girl!!!!

Fox: She looks like Jill Valentines from Resident Evil.

Luigi: I mean her clothes!

Peach: Well, the skirt is too long, you might trip on it anytime.

Luigi: I mean the dress!

Zelda: Nice red dress.

Luigi: Can't you see something more exciting?

Marth: You're right!

Mario: 0o0

Samus: That dress will never keep the breast warm.*

*Please use your imagnation.

Back home...

Ness: 0_0

YL: I never saw such exciting thing since Saria got caught in the fishing net while bathing!

Back at the fashion...

Roy: Now pose while I take your picture.

Suddenly, the lights went out!

Audience: Blackout!

Ganondorf: I love the dark!

G&W: I can't see myself!

Luigi: AH!!! THE DARK!!!!

When the lights came back, they saw Star Gang members in the catwalk.

Member 1: We are not here to abuse the models.

Member 2: We're after some people calling themselves the Smashers.

Dr. Mario: Would that be us?

Member 1: You said well. Now die!

Marth: Why die?

Member 1: DIE!!!!

And so, the Smashers fought the bad guys on the catwalk while the audiences cheer.

DK: I'll headbutt you into the ground!

Link: Hiya! (Slashes) Oops, sorry lady, I sliced your dress in half. You should wear something under next time.

Samus: I can kill you without my armor!

Zelda: I'll keep you warm with Din's Fire!

Member: Ouch! Burning!

Dr. Mario: See my poison pills!

CF: Falcon Punch!

Member: WAH!!! (Flies into backstage)

CF: Come out and fight! I don't want to fight where the models are changing! How can I concentrate when there are models undressing and all?

After some rough battle...

Link: Victory!!!!

Dr. Mario: They were no challenge.

Random people: Thanks a lot, you saved this place.

Random guy: We should reward you.

Roy: I want a kiss from the prettiest model!

After a while...

Marth: You should've been more gentle. Now you got a bitch slap instead.

Peach: We're home, kids.

Zelda: Roy, be sure to keep the camera out of kids' reach. They're not allowed to see such scene.

Yoshi: The house is ruined!

Ness: It's horrible!

YL: Star Gang came in and attacked!

Pikachu: They got Popo, Nana, and Pichu!

DK: Where's Mewtwo?

Mewtwo: I'm back. I finally found the answers to what had happened every night.

Bowser: You shouldn't run out at night! Now see what happened to our house!

Phone: ring

Bowser: (Answers) We're having serious problems and you're calling for more pizza? SCRAM!!!!

Jigglypuff: They left behind a tape recorder.

Recorder: Listen, Smashers. If you want the kids back, then exchange your weapon-making machine for it. Have only one representative take the machine to the beach. That person must be unarmed and no one else must be with him. We'll be watching over you and will be cutting the phone lines to prevent you from calling the police.

Samus: They voice sounds familiar.

Mewtwo: Really, it sounds extremely familiar.

Fox: They want the machine in the basement.

Falco: For destructive reasons, I believe.

Zelda: We can't leave the kids alone. We must save them!

Fox: Let's get a plan.

To be continued...

Well? Is the fashion too revealing? Please use your imagination. Why is the recorder's voice so familiar to the Smashers? Onto the next chapter! Let's see how they rescue the kids!