Disclaimer: I sadly don't know any of the happy chaps in POTC (Pirates of the Carribbean)
BUT i do own Jack Sparrow....heehheee...*ok unfortunatley the dastardly people said i couldn't own him..*
* savvy savvy* = thinking
Chapter one- Follies
One fine brisk morning Elizabeth awoke to birds chirping and the sounds
of waves lapping on rocks. She rolled over to find her precious Will, sound asleep.
She kissed him lightly on the lips. Will opened his eyes at her soft touch. Smiling,
Elizabeth breathed in rose petals surrounding Will.
Elizabeth smelt rum on his breath and her eyebrows furrowed as her smile turned
into a frown. Her expression turned into horror as she saw Will's beautiful teeth, filled
with gold, glisten up at her.
Will: "hello love!"
Elizabeth screamed and it seemed distant the more she screamed...
**********************
Immediatley Elizabeth shot up screaming. Jack was grinning.
Jack: "I had no idea that you were so takin with me until now love."
Elizabeth's hand moved like lightening and struck him across the face.
She turned over to find Will sound asleep. She cuffed him awake.
Snarling, Elizabeth said "WiLL YOU BLOODY MANAGED TO STAY ASLEEP THROUGH ALL THAT
SCREAMING!!! WHAT IF I WAS DIEING!!!!"
Will was speechless. He looked over at Jack, whom shrugged. Elizabeth told kicked Jack
up. Grumbling Jack got up, Elizabeth only heard words like ' wedding...im the captain...
crew....rum....'
Then it hit Elizabeth...how could she forget! The wedding!
She faced Will. SHe noticed the funny look on his face like he was about to
throw up.
Elizabeth" "whats wrong dear."
Will: "Do you smell something weird"
Elizabeth blushed *i never should have had that cup of rum this morning.*
Looking up innocently she countered: "Its that stupid Jack, this is exactly why
he is NOT coming to our wedding!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Will's thoughts drifted to rum as suddenly the word 'wedding' interrupted him.
Will: "Wedding? but...but..."
Elizabeth: "Why yes the wedding-"
Unkown Pirate Whom Just Poped Up On The Other Side Of Will: "DRINK'S ALL AROUND!"
Elizabeth screamed and threw a pillow at the unkown pirate. She then
stormed out. Will and the pirate shrugged, and then the unkown pirate pulled out a flask of rum.
BUT i do own Jack Sparrow....heehheee...*ok unfortunatley the dastardly people said i couldn't own him..*
* savvy savvy* = thinking
Chapter one- Follies
One fine brisk morning Elizabeth awoke to birds chirping and the sounds
of waves lapping on rocks. She rolled over to find her precious Will, sound asleep.
She kissed him lightly on the lips. Will opened his eyes at her soft touch. Smiling,
Elizabeth breathed in rose petals surrounding Will.
Elizabeth smelt rum on his breath and her eyebrows furrowed as her smile turned
into a frown. Her expression turned into horror as she saw Will's beautiful teeth, filled
with gold, glisten up at her.
Will: "hello love!"
Elizabeth screamed and it seemed distant the more she screamed...
**********************
Immediatley Elizabeth shot up screaming. Jack was grinning.
Jack: "I had no idea that you were so takin with me until now love."
Elizabeth's hand moved like lightening and struck him across the face.
She turned over to find Will sound asleep. She cuffed him awake.
Snarling, Elizabeth said "WiLL YOU BLOODY MANAGED TO STAY ASLEEP THROUGH ALL THAT
SCREAMING!!! WHAT IF I WAS DIEING!!!!"
Will was speechless. He looked over at Jack, whom shrugged. Elizabeth told kicked Jack
up. Grumbling Jack got up, Elizabeth only heard words like ' wedding...im the captain...
crew....rum....'
Then it hit Elizabeth...how could she forget! The wedding!
She faced Will. SHe noticed the funny look on his face like he was about to
throw up.
Elizabeth" "whats wrong dear."
Will: "Do you smell something weird"
Elizabeth blushed *i never should have had that cup of rum this morning.*
Looking up innocently she countered: "Its that stupid Jack, this is exactly why
he is NOT coming to our wedding!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Will's thoughts drifted to rum as suddenly the word 'wedding' interrupted him.
Will: "Wedding? but...but..."
Elizabeth: "Why yes the wedding-"
Unkown Pirate Whom Just Poped Up On The Other Side Of Will: "DRINK'S ALL AROUND!"
Elizabeth screamed and threw a pillow at the unkown pirate. She then
stormed out. Will and the pirate shrugged, and then the unkown pirate pulled out a flask of rum.