((About Kelso's Girlfriend's name… I couldn't resist :-D))

"OH MY GOD!" Jackie shrieked happily. "A little girl AND a little boy."

Donna smiled broadly. She was dancing in her seat along with Jackie. "I KNOW!"

Hyde was patting Eric's shoulder lightly, as Eric cried in his hands.

"It's going to be like… two Donnas, and two Erics. Hyde, TWO!"

"Well think of it this way… now there won't be a hormonal unbalance." Hyde said, trying to sound reasonable.

"We decided on Desiray ((Dez{e like Depth}-a-ray)) and…" Donna looked at Eric with angry eyes. "Luke."

"How did you talk her into that?" Hyde asked.

"I balled. And somewhere along the crying, the screaming, she gave in."

"Desiray and Luke Foreman. Aw!" Jackie shrieked again.

"I'm kind of happy the kids are with your mother. I would appreciate that they don't learn to shriek like that." Hyde said quietly to Eric.

"My kids are gonna be bossy AND wimpy!" Eric began breaking down again. Hyde continued to pat his friend's shoulder.

"I'm sure they will both take after Donna." Hyde tried to comfort. Eric let out a sob.

*

"Luke and Desiray. Desiray and Luke. Luck Justin Foreman. Desiray Hope Foreman. Luke and Desiray Foreman. Desiray and Luke Foreman." Donna was contemplating the names of her children, as Eric had his head under the pillow twisting and turning. "What do you think Eric?"

"I think I need to get some sleep." Eric mumbled.

"Yeah, I like Desiray and Luke, better then Luke and Desiray. The order at least. Luke and Desiray. Desiray and Luke. Luke Eric Foreman… nah."

"Oh dear god."

*

Eric had his head on the desk of his office. He was hitting it slowly on the hard wood of the new desk.

"Mr. Foreman?" Eric looked up to see one of the cashiers.

"What's wrong Charlie?" Eric asked the teenage girl.

"I was wondering if I could have tomorrow off?"

"Get a replacement and you can take the whole week off." The girl, Charlie, smiled brightly, thanked Eric, and skipped/floated out of the room.

"Whoa! Hot man!" Eric looked up once again to see Kelso, standing in the doorway.

"What is it?" Eric said placing his head on the desk.

"My new girlfriend is throwing a barbeque and said to invite all my friends." Kelso said looking at Eric.

"Which girlfriend?" Eric mumbled.

"Dude, I only have one now. I broke up with Pam, Darcy, Carmel, Sandy, Jessica, Doris, Samantha, Tina, Sophie—"

"What's the new one's name you retard?" Eric mumbled again.

"Oh! Um… Darla? No, Dena? Dharma? No… it's starts with a D man."

"That's… that's great Kelso. When's the barbeque?"

"This Saturday!" Kelso smiled.

"I'll talk to Donna and call you." Eric mumbled.

"Was her name Donna? No." Kelso said, trying to think of her name.

"Kelso, out." Eric mumbled.

"Fine."

A few minutes later the phone rang. Eric picked up his head slightly and answered it.

"Hello, Price Mart."

"Daphne!… wait… No. Never mind." Eric hung up on Kelso and went back to laying his head on the desk.

*

Eric and Donna were seated with Jackie and Hyde at the round table. Kelso's girlfriend, Danielle, had a huge house, along with a huge yard. Jesse and Fez were talking to some of Danielle's friends. While Kelso watched Danielle's dad cook.

"Wow, it's so nice to go some place." Donna said, breathing the air. "I get so tired of staying in the stuffy, cramped ranch of ours."

Eric numbly nodded. Hyde looked at his friend and shook his head, while Jackie got into a discussion about making a home more "livable" with Donna.

"Dude, beer?" Hyde asked getting up. Eric nodded and followed his friend.

"Hyde, man, she's killing me. She's like the woman who couldn't stop yelling. It's 'Eric it's too cold.' 'Eric it's too hot.' 'Eric I want cherries.' 'I want grapes.' It's never ending." Eric said taking a gulp of the beer.

"Sorry man."

"And, it's like, no matter what I do. She finds something wrong with it. Hyde, I think I might kill myself." Eric said dramatically.

"Been there, done that." Fez said coming behind the two.

"Hi Fez." Hyde smiled. Eric numbly nodded.

"You draw a hot bath, like burning hot. Only fill it about half way. Then get Donna in it. Once she's comfortable, don't forget the bubble bath; turn the water on ice cold. She will be like a kitten.  And the best part is the bath can last up to two hours. Perfect time to watch a game or take a nap." Fez smiled broadly. "It works on any woman."

Eric turned to Fez and smiled at him. He then kissed the brown man's cheek. "I LOVE YOU MAN!" And Eric rushed back to Donna.

*

"Oh god Eric! This is incredible!" Donna moaned from the bathtub. Bubbles were over flowing the huge Jacuzzi, and the ice water was still going. Eric stood in the doorway and smiled brightly.

"Ok sweetie. Just shut the water off, whenever. And don't even worry about a mess. I'll clean it. OH, and tomorrow I'm taking you to the park, as your house gets a total make over in cleanness. Oh and also a little surprise." Eric smiled.

"Oh Eric!" Donna smiled. She then leaned back and got comfortable. "Now get out."

"Yes ma'am." And Eric rushed out closing the door.

*

"Why do I have to keep my eyes closed?" Donna said walking blindly through her house. Eric held her arm and led her to the spare room.

"We'll be there in a second. After your surprise we'll take a look at the newly cleaned house. Ok here we are." Eric led Donna into the spare room.

He carefully untied the blindfold. Donna opened her eyes and reeled back in surprise.

The spare room was no longer white; it was painted a light yellow. The hard wood floor had a baby blue rug in the middle. There were two cribs on either side of the room. The window seat had blue and pink stuffed animals, and there was a bookshelf that had photos of Donna and Eric, and the gang, along with more toys and books. The cribs were a dark wood. And they had little moon and stars mobiles. The windows had white blinds with white sheer curtains that were tied to the wall. There was a little dresser, with a doll and a teddy bear on top.

Eric went to the closet and opened the door to reveal on side painted blue and the other painted pink. And there were white hangers, and three outfits on either side of the pink or blue closet.

Donna stared at the room, as Eric smiled broadly. Donna's eyes began to water. And she put her hand over her mouth.

"It's the best present in the world!" Donna said. Eric went over and hugged her. "It must have been a fortune!"

"Let's just say only one of our kids is going to college."

*

"That's so sweet!" Jackie said sitting in the revamped living room. Not only did Eric have the entire house scrubbed down from head to toe, he had the furniture moved to make the house see like it had more room.

"Isn't it!" Donna said eating a cookie. "He is just the sweetest man in the world!"

*

"You wimp! Now Jackie is going to be expecting some kind of grand gesture!" Hyde said in the circle, in the basement.

"Dude… I think Danielle wants me to ask her to marry her." Kelso said, worriedly.

"Hyde, you should do more grand gestures for Jackie." Eric pointed out.

"Jesse wants kids now, you Son's of bitches. She thinks it's all cute and sweet how you two morons bended backwards for Jackie and Donna. I don't want to go through another pregnant hormonal war game!" Fez said taking a bite of his candy.

"What do you mean I should do more grand gestures? I taught her not to expect grand gestures!"

"GUYS! She thinks I'm going to ask her to marrying me."

"I'm just saying. Grand gestures get you in good for a few days man."

"Damn nine months of war, fighting for your life, your needs, sex! Damn you two!"

"Shut your pie hole Foreman! Jackie doesn't expect that from me!"

"Marriage! ME! Marriage and me! How weird is that? She's crazy!"

"Look Steven I know exactly what I'm talking about!"

"Ai! Not another pregnant woman! Laurie damn well have had killed me!"

"Eric, Donna is pregnant. You have to give grand gestures!"

"I don't want to stand at an alter, in front of God and say I'll love Danielle through sickness and in health. I've seen Danielle sick, I can't love that."

"Jesus Hyde!"

"BASTARDS!"

"Steven! I want to redo Jordan's room!" The boy's heard Jackie call from upstairs.

"Dammit! I sware to god Foreman. You are a dead man!" Hyde got up and went towards the stairs.

"I can't get married! That will throw off the Michael lovin'!"

"ERIC! I want you to read what Luke means!" Donna screamed.

"I better go." Eric said getting up to follow Hyde.

"Hell, I'm gonna go buy condoms." Fez said, following the other two with a worried expression.

"Come on guys! Me married!" Kelso looked around. "Guys? Hello! GUYS!"

*

"Oh TWINS!" Kitty excitedly said. Red looked at the two and sighed.

"Have fun."

"Oh hush up Red!" Kitty laughed happily. "Did you decide on names?"

"Desiray and Luke." Donna said looking at Eric.

"Don't make me cry again! I'll get the onion! Don't think I won't!"

"Luke, huh?" Red smirked. "First, Joshua, then Jordan, now Luke, dammit. I lost the bet with Bob. I owe him twenty bucks now. Thanks a lot Eric." Red got up and went into the living room. Eric sat confused, staring after his dad.

"Does he not blame me for anything?"

"Your father loves you dear." Kitty said in dismay to Eric. "Oh twins!"

"Twins, that's like two kids, right?" Laurie said, holding her own kid.

"Thank you Laurie." Kitty said, laughing her unique laugh.

"Uh huh no problem." Laurie walked in to the living room.

"That's just so great! You two are gonna get the girl and the boy in all then one shot!" Kitty smiled.

"Yep. The boy and the girl!" Donna smiled. Eric looked between them.

"Two Donnas AND two Erics!" And the tears started again.