Snow Stories
By: Mavelus
YAY! CHRISTMAS IS COMING! WAHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^_______________________^ In honor of the occasion, I'm writing a nice Christmas ficcy! And what better to celebrate than with our favorite yaoi couples???
Fluff and stupid humor awaits ye!
~*~
Real Summary: A bunch of Christmas one shots for the yaoi lover. ^-^
NOTES:
Mavelus: YAY! I got 10 reviews! WWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! ^______^ B/R fluff, me likes a lotness. ^-^
Bakura: If that Maya woman screams at me one more time, I swear I'll kill her!!!
Mavelus: ^-^ You're just being a silly pants. She just wants to ruin the fluffy mood you were in when you had a snogging session with your hikari. And I thought it was funny. Teehee! ^-^
Bakura: (grumbles) Well it's NOT. Can anyone make out in peace anymore?! (glares)
Mavelus: (ignores) Y'know, I got one muse with me... Hey, where's Yami???
Bakura: (snort) Who cares?
Mavelus: -_- I'll find out later. It's a waste of time just asking you. Anyway, it's time for short #2! Roll the fic! WWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! ^-^
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"How about there?"
"Too tacky."
"There doesn't look too bad."
"Too old."
"How about there, we can get something for Mokuba-?"
"Bought out that store yesterday."
Joey sighed, turning to face his boyfriend. "Seto," He whined.
"What?" Kaiba*1 just shrugged. "I told you trying to find us a gift was pretty much a waist of time."
"It's not the item, it's the thought that counts." Joey pouted, crossing his arms. "And I want to get you and your brother something special, but I can't do that if you don't stop buying out places!"
Kaiba just shrugged again, making Joey huff in frustration. He grinned slightly, he enjoyed making things hard for his puppy, and it was just too fun seeing him pout.
"And I thought the mall had variety," The blonde mumbled, brushing the hair from his eyes. "Well?"
"Well what?"
"What do you want for Christmas?" Joey said.
"I don't know, maybe one thing..." Kaiba trailed off, looking thoughtful. Which was kinda funny, the usual expression would be serious or glaring. Joey sweatdropped.
"How about," He took Joey's hand and pulled him into his arms, the blonde blushing. "You."
"Me? I thought you already had me." He looked a bit confused.
"Let me finish." Kaiba whispered, breath brushing his puppy's ear. "You, under that Christmas tree, in a nice red bow. JUST a bow."
Joey sweatdropped. "Seto," he whined again pulling back from the hug. "I did that last year! And for your birthday, four times, not to mention Valentines Day, and strangely enough, Easter! It was romantic the first five times but don't you think it's getting old?"
"Nope." Was the simple answer, ten times the sweatdropping. "My puppy never gets old." He pulled Joey closer, placing a small kiss on his lips.
"Yeah, but, I still wanna get you something." The blonde pouted, accepting more tiny kisses.
"Like?" Kaiba continued his little "kiss-assault"*2.
"I dunno, a watch?" Joey frowned, which anyone passing by laughed at. Why? Well, you'd find it funny too if you saw some person pouting as his or her lips were being sucked on. *3 "Maybe a new cell phone? Weren't you complaining about reception?"
"That's why I made my own cell," Kaiba trailed his lips down Joey's jaw.
"Figures." Joey sighed, fidgeting a little. He frowned again, "Can you stop that?"
"Stop what?" Came the slightly muffled response.
"I've already got more than one mark, *Dracula* *4."
It was Kaiba's turn to pout; it again, was off. Joey laughed.
Now the brunette was scowling, his plans to make a fourth hickie on his love's neck were now ruined.
"C'mon, now." Joey teased. "Don't be like that, you can't get what you want all the time."
"Ah, but I beg to differ." With that, Kaiba swept him off his feet, quite literally.
The blonde quickly put his arms around his neck, afraid of falling. "I thought the great Seto Kaiba doesn't beg." He looked up at him, but the brunette kept his smirk.
"No, but you will be soon."
Joey blushed. "In a public mall?! I knew you were daring, buy c'mon...."
Kaiba rolled his eyes, "Not *here*, that's what limos with tinted windows are for." It was a good thing they were only on the first floor, the parking was closer. He had walked there calmly (Joey still in his arms) ignoring all the stares (and the old lady who choked on here prunes, pointing at them and screaming "QQQQQQQQQQQUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! You sinful demons! Help! Oh lord, help me breath! QQQQQUUUUEEEEEERRRRRR!!!")
Kaiba kicked open the limo door (don't ask how, not even the authoress knows) and plopped his puppy on the back seat.
Joey sweatdropped; sitting up on his elbows. "Is the only thing you ever think about is getting in my pants?"
"Besides Mokuba, my company, and revenge on a certain spiky pharaoh- than yes."
Another sweatdrop.
"Seto-" he opened his mouth to whine again, but Kaiba closed his lips over the Joey's, sucking his lips softly.
"You talk too much," Kaiba murmured between kisses, climbing on top of him, shutting the limo door with his foot.
"Yeah, but you love that don't you?" Joey smiled.
"Mm hm," another kiss. "Joey?"
"Hm?"
"Merry Christmas."
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Translations and Stuff:
*1: Kaiba, I REFUSE, absolutely, REFUSE to refer to him as Seto. Only if Mokuba or Joey were talking to him or explanations and stuff, than yes, the first name shall be used.
*2: Heehee! I couldn't find a better phrase. ^-^;;
*3: Did that even make sense? @_@ So corny...
*4: Heh, heh.. Dracula. Would've used "Vampyra", until I remembered... Kaiba's not a girl. @_@
Mavelus: -_- This wasn't as fluffy, meh.
Bakura: Duh, it didn't have me in it.
Mavelus: Shut up. Anyway, R/R please! I have more shorts, I swear! I'm still writing my chap for "Cover Girl", and I haven't had a chance to check my reviews yet. -_- ..^-^ But I glanced at the number, and I'm a bit excited! 117! WAHOO! Oh, anyone who's reading this, go read "Cover Girl"; it's good. My reviewers tell me so! Teehee! ^-^
Bakura: You're reviewers must be going blind than, your stuff sux!
Mavelus: Than Ryou must be desperate, to date a jerk like you!!!
Bakura: (blush) Well-I- stupid mortal.
Mavelus: Ha, I hit a sore spot, didn't I?
Bakura: (still red) Shut up.
Mavelus: Anyway, R/R! ^-^ 5, or the next short shall not be seen by thee!
By: Mavelus
YAY! CHRISTMAS IS COMING! WAHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^_______________________^ In honor of the occasion, I'm writing a nice Christmas ficcy! And what better to celebrate than with our favorite yaoi couples???
Fluff and stupid humor awaits ye!
~*~
Real Summary: A bunch of Christmas one shots for the yaoi lover. ^-^
NOTES:
Mavelus: YAY! I got 10 reviews! WWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! ^______^ B/R fluff, me likes a lotness. ^-^
Bakura: If that Maya woman screams at me one more time, I swear I'll kill her!!!
Mavelus: ^-^ You're just being a silly pants. She just wants to ruin the fluffy mood you were in when you had a snogging session with your hikari. And I thought it was funny. Teehee! ^-^
Bakura: (grumbles) Well it's NOT. Can anyone make out in peace anymore?! (glares)
Mavelus: (ignores) Y'know, I got one muse with me... Hey, where's Yami???
Bakura: (snort) Who cares?
Mavelus: -_- I'll find out later. It's a waste of time just asking you. Anyway, it's time for short #2! Roll the fic! WWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! ^-^
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"How about there?"
"Too tacky."
"There doesn't look too bad."
"Too old."
"How about there, we can get something for Mokuba-?"
"Bought out that store yesterday."
Joey sighed, turning to face his boyfriend. "Seto," He whined.
"What?" Kaiba*1 just shrugged. "I told you trying to find us a gift was pretty much a waist of time."
"It's not the item, it's the thought that counts." Joey pouted, crossing his arms. "And I want to get you and your brother something special, but I can't do that if you don't stop buying out places!"
Kaiba just shrugged again, making Joey huff in frustration. He grinned slightly, he enjoyed making things hard for his puppy, and it was just too fun seeing him pout.
"And I thought the mall had variety," The blonde mumbled, brushing the hair from his eyes. "Well?"
"Well what?"
"What do you want for Christmas?" Joey said.
"I don't know, maybe one thing..." Kaiba trailed off, looking thoughtful. Which was kinda funny, the usual expression would be serious or glaring. Joey sweatdropped.
"How about," He took Joey's hand and pulled him into his arms, the blonde blushing. "You."
"Me? I thought you already had me." He looked a bit confused.
"Let me finish." Kaiba whispered, breath brushing his puppy's ear. "You, under that Christmas tree, in a nice red bow. JUST a bow."
Joey sweatdropped. "Seto," he whined again pulling back from the hug. "I did that last year! And for your birthday, four times, not to mention Valentines Day, and strangely enough, Easter! It was romantic the first five times but don't you think it's getting old?"
"Nope." Was the simple answer, ten times the sweatdropping. "My puppy never gets old." He pulled Joey closer, placing a small kiss on his lips.
"Yeah, but, I still wanna get you something." The blonde pouted, accepting more tiny kisses.
"Like?" Kaiba continued his little "kiss-assault"*2.
"I dunno, a watch?" Joey frowned, which anyone passing by laughed at. Why? Well, you'd find it funny too if you saw some person pouting as his or her lips were being sucked on. *3 "Maybe a new cell phone? Weren't you complaining about reception?"
"That's why I made my own cell," Kaiba trailed his lips down Joey's jaw.
"Figures." Joey sighed, fidgeting a little. He frowned again, "Can you stop that?"
"Stop what?" Came the slightly muffled response.
"I've already got more than one mark, *Dracula* *4."
It was Kaiba's turn to pout; it again, was off. Joey laughed.
Now the brunette was scowling, his plans to make a fourth hickie on his love's neck were now ruined.
"C'mon, now." Joey teased. "Don't be like that, you can't get what you want all the time."
"Ah, but I beg to differ." With that, Kaiba swept him off his feet, quite literally.
The blonde quickly put his arms around his neck, afraid of falling. "I thought the great Seto Kaiba doesn't beg." He looked up at him, but the brunette kept his smirk.
"No, but you will be soon."
Joey blushed. "In a public mall?! I knew you were daring, buy c'mon...."
Kaiba rolled his eyes, "Not *here*, that's what limos with tinted windows are for." It was a good thing they were only on the first floor, the parking was closer. He had walked there calmly (Joey still in his arms) ignoring all the stares (and the old lady who choked on here prunes, pointing at them and screaming "QQQQQQQQQQQUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! You sinful demons! Help! Oh lord, help me breath! QQQQQUUUUEEEEEERRRRRR!!!")
Kaiba kicked open the limo door (don't ask how, not even the authoress knows) and plopped his puppy on the back seat.
Joey sweatdropped; sitting up on his elbows. "Is the only thing you ever think about is getting in my pants?"
"Besides Mokuba, my company, and revenge on a certain spiky pharaoh- than yes."
Another sweatdrop.
"Seto-" he opened his mouth to whine again, but Kaiba closed his lips over the Joey's, sucking his lips softly.
"You talk too much," Kaiba murmured between kisses, climbing on top of him, shutting the limo door with his foot.
"Yeah, but you love that don't you?" Joey smiled.
"Mm hm," another kiss. "Joey?"
"Hm?"
"Merry Christmas."
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Translations and Stuff:
*1: Kaiba, I REFUSE, absolutely, REFUSE to refer to him as Seto. Only if Mokuba or Joey were talking to him or explanations and stuff, than yes, the first name shall be used.
*2: Heehee! I couldn't find a better phrase. ^-^;;
*3: Did that even make sense? @_@ So corny...
*4: Heh, heh.. Dracula. Would've used "Vampyra", until I remembered... Kaiba's not a girl. @_@
Mavelus: -_- This wasn't as fluffy, meh.
Bakura: Duh, it didn't have me in it.
Mavelus: Shut up. Anyway, R/R please! I have more shorts, I swear! I'm still writing my chap for "Cover Girl", and I haven't had a chance to check my reviews yet. -_- ..^-^ But I glanced at the number, and I'm a bit excited! 117! WAHOO! Oh, anyone who's reading this, go read "Cover Girl"; it's good. My reviewers tell me so! Teehee! ^-^
Bakura: You're reviewers must be going blind than, your stuff sux!
Mavelus: Than Ryou must be desperate, to date a jerk like you!!!
Bakura: (blush) Well-I- stupid mortal.
Mavelus: Ha, I hit a sore spot, didn't I?
Bakura: (still red) Shut up.
Mavelus: Anyway, R/R! ^-^ 5, or the next short shall not be seen by thee!