((I told you I'd write more chapters :) I just hope you all like them Donna's pregnancy is based on a family friend's second pregnancy. So pretty much Donna's mood swings and actions are based upon the family friend, with a quirk of Donna's personality. Um… the nickname Eric gives to Donna was the nickname the family friend's husband called her. It was great hanging out with them durign that time :) R&R hope you enjoy))
"What is so wrong about Luke?" Eric asked.
"It's the name of one, of your many, obsessions." Donna said, snacking on a plum in the living room.
"It's a cool name!" Eric said getting defensive. "Besides. We agreed. You name one child and I name the other. And If I got to name the girl it would be Leia."
"You are such a baby." Donna said, struggling to get off the couch. "Help me get off this damn thing so I can stalk away from you!"
"Donna… we discussed the over reacting-ness." Eric said pulling her up.
"Shut… your pie hole." Donna said taking a bite of her plum right in front of Eric's face, letting the juice splash onto Eric.
"Oh, that's… that's real mature." Eric said wiping the juice from his face.
"Eric, if you've forgotten I'm five months pregnant. I don't have to be mature." Donna said walking/waddling to the bedroom.
"That's right. Waddle right into the bedroom to call Jackie. Go! Be a penguin!" Eric shouted after her.
Donna turned around and looked at him with the look. And then slammed the door to her bedroom.
"Be a penguin? What the hell?" Eric mumbled to himself as he sat down.
*
Jackie sat with her head leaning on her fist. She was staring at Donna, who was literally inhaling a triple-decker sundae.
"What?" Donna asked, swallowing her last spoon full. "I skipped lunch!"
"I didn't say anything." Jackie shrugged.
"Oh, but I know what you were thinking."
"Donna…"
"No! I know you thought I was eating too much! Or eating to fast. And your disgusted, right? I saw you eat a triple cheeseburger in under three minutes! You can't judge me!" Donna shouted to her friend and then continued to eat the sundae.
"I didn't say anything!" Jackie defended herself. "And it was under five minutes, thank you very much!"
*
"So yeah, she's driving me crazy." Eric said at the round bar table.
"Yes, Jesse has decided that she wants a kid. And she went off the pill. I have a month to create a birth control pill for men." Fez said looking around worriedly at the rest of the table.
"Donna isn't that much work Eric. Remember Jackie in her fifth month. Now that was work."
"So, I met this girl right, and I think her name was Catherine, not totally sure, but get this… she's a brunette, a blonde, and a red head!"
"I love Donna, who doesn't love Donna. I especially love Donna… but she's like, mad psycho."
"Eric, that is your wife! And I love Donna too! Besides… she's pregnant. She has a lot going on, a hormonal in-balance, swollen feet, a huge, round stomach, an idiot for a husband, long days, short nights, that poor woman! You should have some damn sympathy!" The entire table stared at Fez. "I had Kitty and Red as in laws."
Eric, Hyde, and Kelso nodded and agreed with Fez.
"Jackie liked to call her mood swings, the rapid growth of her love for me. I liked to call them, the shifty feelings of the psycho pregnant lady. Yeah, got a few shoes thrown at me."
"I think I have ESP." Kelso said, sipping his beer. "I totally read the brunled's mind."
"Brunled?" Eric asked looking at Kelso.
"Yeah, the brunette, blonde, red headed girl."
"Heh," Eric chuckled. He then pulled the beer from Kelso's hand. "No more beer for you.
"Ay… if Jesse gets pregnant… I'll have to go through it all again."
"It's not that bad." Hyde said defensively.
"Jesse can't stand pain! She yells if my fingers catch a knot in her hair!"
"Yeah, Donna takes pain well… at least she use too…" Eric said sipping his beer.
"Well she is the man in the relationship." Kelso said eating a few nuts from the bowl in the center of the table.
"Shut up Kelso!" Eric said, pushing Kelso.
Kelso, having been leaning on the back legs of the chair, fell over.
"Ow! My eye!" Kelso said from the floor.
"For once, I did not do it." Hyde said pointing towards Kelso, laughing.
*
"Yes one large pizza… yes, half coconut, pine-apple, meatball, and broccoli. Oh and ricotta cheese…Yeah… and the other half, pepperoni… yeah, five months. How did you know?… really… you actually have that as a special?… yeah, that works out great… thanks… talk to you soon too Tom." Eric hung up the phone.
"You made friends with another delivery place?" Donna said shaking her head towards her husband.
"It's not a big deal."
"Eric… Joey came over everyday for a week."
"That was a good week." Eric smiled to himself.
"Ugh!" Donna said standing up and waddling out of the kitchen.
"Bye Penguin." Eric smiled to himself again. He heard the loud groan from the living room. And the smile got wider.
*
Eric sat in his office going over the stock lists for Price Mart. There was a knock at the door. Eric looked up to see Fez with a little duffel bag.
"Hey Fez." Eric said smiling and then looking down at the paper work again.
"Hi Eric."
"What's wrong?" Eric said, not glancing up.
"I talked to Jesse about not having kids, just yet."
"And…" Eric looked up.
"Have a spare room?" Fez said holding up his bag.
"What happened?" Eric said putting the paper work down.
"I told her that I didn't think we, me and her, as a unit, were ready for children." Fez looked down.
"And then?"
"She got angry."
"And then?"
"She yelled."
"And then?"
"She kicked me out."
"And then?"
"Shut it with the "and then" you S.O.B." Fez said looking angrily at Eric.
"I'm sorry man." Eric said, laughing.
"Do you have a spare room?" Fez said still pissed.
"I'm sorry, we don't. But you know, Hyde and Jackie run there own little hotel these days…"
*
"No Foreman, there are other ways to punish you." Hyde said angrily over the phone.
"It's only been two days." Eric laughed.
"Jackie likes having him here!" Hyde said annoyed.
"Oh well!" Eric smiled wickedly.
"You suck man."
"I love you too." Eric said. Donna waddled into the kitchen and sat on a chair. "Hey Penguin!… No not you! I'll call you back." Eric hung up the phone and looked at his wife.
"I hate you." Donna said and stared/glared at her husband.
"Um… what I do?"
"You were born."
"Ah, you're going through…a "mood"." Eric said nodding his head. Donna looked at him disgusted.
"You… are a moron!" Donna said, still sitting in her chair.
"I love you too." Eric said, putting the teakettle on the stove.
"Whore."
"Jeez Donna. Language."
"I liked it better when you feared me."
"I can't help that I've been sleeping well and I'm in higher moods, and my sarcasm has recovered. Don't worry penguin, the doctor gave you some medicine."
"Stop with the damn penguin name!" Donna shouted to her husband.
"No problem… penguin." Eric smirked as he left the kitchen.
*
"You have GOT to be kidding me." Hyde said as he opened the door to Eric.
"She hit me!" Eric said holding the back of his head. "With her shoe! The ones Jackie imported for her from Italy. Those have like steel heels!"
"Oh my god. Why can't just one of you be ok with your damn wives." Hyde said letting Eric in.
"Uncle Eric!" Holly ran into Eric's arms.
"For the record… I barely ever fight with Jesse."
"And you're a good man for it Fez." Hyde said patting Fez's shoulder. "Maybe Mr. I can't keep my mouth shut, could learn a lesson."
"Uncle Eric, mommy says you're a screw up!" Holly smiled brightly.
"Does she learn something new every time I see her?" Eric asked as Hyde took his daughter from Eric.
"Holly, what did daddy say about listening to Mommy's conversations?"
"Tell you if she says anything mean about you." Holly smiled.
"No… I mean… no, don't listen."
"Unless it's about you?" Holly said, confused.
"No…"
"Hyde you'll only confuse the three year old." Fez said picking up Holly and walking out of the hallway.
"Well… Fez got the spare room. So I guess you're in the office with the fold out couch."
"Great."
"You can play the new Star Wars game demo we got in the mail."
"And there's your silver lining."