"Day three, captain's log. The wife is now with her father and stepmother. She refuses to come home. She has also locked up the entire house. Spare keys, in the kitchen. According to father-in-law. She is good. But still angry that you are a moron. According to father-in-law you should buy wife, very expensive present. Jackie taking you to Tiffany's later. Fez has made in good with his wife. While host Hyde is tempting to killing you. Luckily his last two plans failed."

"Foreman! Shut up!" Hyde yelled at Eric, who was sitting on the middle of the fold out couch and was talking into a pen.

"Hyde! I'm gonna go insane. She went to live with Joanne and Bob."

"Just till next Tuesday." Hyde said, looking at the computer screen.

"…Yeah… I want to get inside my house." Hyde looked at Eric, and threw his arms in the air. He got up and went to a bookshelf; he pulled down a dictionary.

"Here." Hyde threw a key at Eric and then closed the book again.

"You have my house key?" Eric said shocked.

"I have everyone's house key. Emergency crap." Hyde shrugged sitting back at the computer.

"Why didn't you give this to me earlier?"

"One, there's no fun in that. Two… Jackie made me swear." Hyde said staring at the screen.

"…Ah…" Eric got up and began throwing things in his duffle bag.

"And for God's sake… don't tell her that anything looks a tad too tight, ever again."

"I won't." Eric said running out of the room.

*

Donna walked into her house. She hadn't been home in a week. She missed her house; hell, she missed Eric. She would give Jackie a call and tell her to send Eric over.

As Donna closed the door she felt arms go around her waist.

"Eric?" Donna asked scared.

"Yeah." Eric smiled.

"Oh my god!" Donna said, turning around. She smiled at Eric and hugged him. "I missed you."

"I missed you too." Eric said hugging his wife back.

"Jackie gave you the extra key?"

"No, Hyde threw it at me and told me to get out of his house." Donna laughed.

"Well, I'm glad your home."

"Your clothes look perfect." Eric smiled. Donna hit his arm playfully.

"Uh huh." Donna said walking into the kitchen.

"It's true! They look loose yet perfect to your body. How do you do it?" Eric said following his wife into the kitchen.

*

"Aw! Jackie they're gorgeous!" Donna smiled looking at the two winter outfits. One was a pink fuzzy bear shaped suit, and the other was a blue suit.

"I thought they be perfect for winter." Donna and Jackie sat in the living room full of baby clothes, toys, and accessories. The living room was decorated with pink and blue balloons.

"You didn't have to throw me a baby shower." Donna said folding the winter suits.

"Yeah I did. I wanted too." Jackie smiled.

"I have a secret." Donna smiled to her friend.

"What is it?" Jackie smiled.

"Well… Luke's god parents are going to be two very special to me."

"Who?" Jackie smiled wider.

"You know who." Donna smiled, playing around the bush.

"Say it."

"Jackie and Steven Hyde will be Luke William Foreman's godparents."

Jackie squealed. "That's so sweet!"

Donna laughed. "You will always be the same Jackie."

"And you will always be the same Donna. You lumberjack you."

*

"So me and Jacks are the god parents." Hyde asked taking a sip of his soda.

"Yep." Eric said, sitting across from Hyde in the kitchen of the Hyde house.

"That's cool."

*

Donna sat on the deck looking at the backyard. Eric was struggling to put up a jungle gym for when the kids were a tad older. Like… five.

"Need a hand?" Donna shouted. Eric looked up.

"I wouldn't mind."

Donna began clapping her hands really loudly.

"You… are mean."

"I can't lift heavy stuff, remember. Besides you have about five years and three months till your children will use the damn thing." Donna said logically.

"So, it's ok to get an early start."

"Eric?"

"Yes sweetie?" Eric said turning towards his wife.

"You... are an idiot." Donna said sipping her lemonade.

*

"Wow, the house looks great Fez." Jackie said walking in. She was carrying Jordan, as Holly followed behind her holding her pants leg. Hyde walked in holding a suitcase and a baby bag.

"You guys don't know what this means to us." Jesse said picking Holly up.

"Hey, you guys want to see what it's like to have kids." Hyde said putting the bags down.

"We're here." Eric said helping his pregnant wife into the house.

"Donna!" Jesse smiled; they embraced along with Holly.

"So… I'm staying here for a weekend, to give you all a feel of what pregnancy means." Donna said putting her purse down.

"We're also going to have the kids."

"You realize, one that you should have done this on second weekends, and two pregnancies and kids are different." Jackie said clutching on to her seven-month-old son.

"Yeah, she has a point." Donna said looking at Fez and Jesse.

"No, no, we know what we're doing."

"Make sure they don't do anything stupid with the kids." Jackie whispered quietly to Donna.

"Oh, guys, next weekend is Holly birthday, my big little girl is turning four." Hyde said taking Holly from Jesse.

"Saturday?" Fez asked.

"Yeah, Saturday at our house, two o'clock." Jackie said fixing Holly's hair one handed. "Oh my god. I'm leaving my babies for a weekend."

"Holly went to Virginia for a week. And Jordan spent a night with my parents." Eric said.

"Yeah, but that was with your parents. This is Fez and Jesse! Not that you two aren't going to be good parents. It's just, Jordan is crawling and Holly can walk and talk, it's going to be… a lot of work." Jackie smiled slightly.

"And… AND… you'll have a six month pregnant lady." Eric said putting his arm around Donna.

"We will be fine. Now go so we can get this over with." Jesse smiled brightly.

"Oh good bye my baby!" Jackie said squeezing Jordan.

"Bye Baby, be good!" Hyde said firmly to his daughter. Holly simply nodded. Jackie and Hyde switched off with their children.

"If your good… mommy and daddy will buy you that cat toy you want." Jackie said hugging Holly tightly.

"Yes mommy!" Holly hugged her mother back.

"Bye-bye my little man!" Hyde hugged his son.

"Oh good god. Enough with this sentimental crap." Fez said taking Jordan from Hyde.

"Well, you have all our numbers… god speed." Jackie said putting Holly down.

"Say good bye to your wife Eric, so we can get some food." Hyde said going towards the door. "Oh and Fez, anything happens to my kids… I'll kill you."

"Isn't he sweet? I'll kill you too." Jackie said grabbing Hyde's hand and walking out of the house.

Eric brought Donna into a big hug. "Be extra bad." He whispered into her ear.

Donna laughed. "I love you."

"I love you too." Eric said kissing her.  "See you Sunday night. Oh Fez, anything happens to my wife or the unborn children… I'll get you in so much trouble with the government; they'll put you on your own island. Ok, bye!" Eric then left the house.

"Oh well… you know what this means?" Fez said nervously.

"What?" Jesse asked watching Holly jump on the couch and Jordan crawling towards his sister.

"We're gonna have to lock them in there own rooms."

"What ever. I'm hungry." Donna said heading towards the kitchen.

"Ai…"

*

"Fez! Jesse! I can't get off the couch!"

"I want my Malibu Barbie!"

"Ma… ma… ((sobs))."

"Where's my damn sundae?"

"I want a sundae too!"

"Da…((sob))."

"Fez! This pillow is way too limp!"

"Aunt Jesse! I can't find my pink tee-shirt!"

"Ma…da…((sob))."

"Fez!"

"Aunt Jesse!"

"Cow…((sob))."

Saturday night approached Fez and Jesse way too late. Fez rushed from one room to the next.

"It's ok Jordan." Jesse tried to sooth. "I found him sitting next to the front door!"

"He misses Hyde and Jackie."  Fez said as he ran from Donna's room to Holly's room.

"Fez… are you ok?"

"Fez!"

"Uncle Fez!" Donna and Holly stood at their doorways.

"Girls, girls what's wrong?" Jesse said handing Jordan to Fez.

"I'm hungry!" Donna and Holly said in unison.

"Ok then lets go to the kitchen. I'll make dinner… and we'll have ice cream for dessert." Jesses smiled as Donna and Holly's faces lit up.

"Yay!" They two girls squealed and moved downstairs.

"There we go." Jesses turned to see Fez sitting against the wall with Jordan. Both crying hysterically. "Oh, god."

*

"You were extra bad?" Eric smirked, upon seeing Donna's evil look.

"Oh yeah."

"Ok, baby, mommy likes to breathe." Jackie said trying to loosen Jordan's hold on her.

"Come here little man." Hyde said taking his son from his wife's neck. Holly was jumping up and down next to her parents.

"So, your decisions about pregnancy and kids?" Jackie said putting her hand on Holly's head to calm the little girl down.

"We still have to talk about it. But I wouldn't mind kids, or pregnancy."

Fez whimpered from the living room. All the adults turned t stare at him. He was trembling slightly and shaking his head.

"He… had a few bad experiences."

"Aunt Donna made Uncle Fez cry!" Every adult turned to Donna.

"What can I say? I have a knack for these things."

"Um… we better just… go…" Jackie said picking her luggage up. "Call us about Saturday."

"Will do." Jesse smiled ushering the group out. She then turned to the living room. "Fez? Baby?"

Fez put his face in his hands.

"They were everywhere. I still hear their voices. Fez get this. Uncle Fez buy that. This pillow is too soft, now it's too hard you idiot. You broke Malibu Barbie's head Uncle Fez. Fez! You idiot! Don't line the dresser with that."

"Fez I said that."

"And his crying. I will never forget the crying. Can't I just ask Laurie for my son back and we can just share him?"

"Fez!"

"You don't handle pain woman! Do you know what it'll be like with you pregnant! It's gonna by deathly."

"You don't know that."

"Oh, yes I do. I have ESP!"

"Do you even know what ESP is?" Jesse asked skeptically.

"No… but I have it!

*

Eric laid on his bed reading a magazine. Donna walked in wearing her pajamas. She made her way to the bed and got under the covers.

"So, how was it?" Eric said not looking from his magazine.

"It was ok. Though Fez and Jordan crying. Holly being bossier then me, and Jesse trying to play peacemaker I'd be surprised if they still wanted to have children."

"Helps that you were extra bad." Eric smiled, still looking at his magazine.

"Nah, I knew they wouldn't be able to handle my normal, I think I was better behaved." Eric laughed and looked at his wife.

"You made Fez cry."

"Well, Fez was never strong."

Eric just laughed and put his magazine down. He then shut the light off and cuddled into the bed. Donna soon began cuddling next to him.

"Eric?"

"Hmmm…?"

"I'm sorry about everything. I know I'm impossible to live with."

"It's ok, I wouldn't have you any other way. Besides you're carrying twins. I'd be mad if you didn't act impossible." Donna leaned up and kissed Eric.

"Call me Penguin." Eric smiled and kissed Donna again.

" I love you penguin."