DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN HARRY POTTER OR ITS AFFILIATES! I WANT TO,
THOUGH, SO IF MS. J. K. Rowling EVER DECIDES TO SELL, I AM UP FOR IT AND
WILL GIVE HER FULL CREDIT FOR PREVIOUS WORKS.
INTRODUCTION: Diagon Alley is holding a singing contest for Hogwarts students because of He~Who~Must~Not~Be~Named! Students' parents are also allowed to compete. This is a SongFic, so if you don't like them, then I suggest you get out now! No, really, you don't have to leave and I would love you to read because this is my 2nd Fic, and nobody read/reviewed my 1st one. This, by the way, is named 'Numbing and Healing'. Please read it later!
MADAM LEX *~*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*~*
CHAPTER DOS:
ARTHUR'S ACT
The summer that year came and left quickly. The contest was in two days and Ron had heard from nobody the entire time he had been at the Burrow. He was beginning to wonder if he even had any friends, or if the people he thought were friends were just holographs.
Even his family was practicing for the contest. Ginny could be seen going into her room and locking the door and then placing a Silencing Charm on it.
The twins, when they were at home, would go to their shed in the back and start singing, but Ron, not wanting to listen to them, didn't even bother TRYING to listen.
Ron's dad could frequently be heard humming a tune as if trying to get the beats right. Molly, Ron's mum, would often ask Arthur, his dad, what he was singing, like Ron himself had done to Hermione last June.
Those two days went by in a flash, and the day of the contest dawned bright and early. Arthur and Molly looked more excited than usual and ushered everyone to hurry up and meet around the fireplace. When they did, Molly practically shoved Ron into the fireplace and gave him the Floo Powder. Ginny went next, followed by Arthur, and finally Mrs. Weasley. They were in the Leaky Cauldron and it was packed.
"Umm. . . Honey? I have to go. . . do something," Mr. Weasley stammered to his wife. With that, he rushed off into the throng of people.
"Mum?" Ginny asked.
"Yes?"
"If I didn't know any better I would say Dad is lying."
"Wel. . ."
"LADIES, GENTLEMAN, AND STUDENTS! WELCOME TO THE FIRST ANNUAL DIAGON ALLEY SINGING CONTEST! AS YOU ALL KNOW, THIS WAS OPEN TO STUDENTS AND PARENTS ALIKE. HOWEVER, ONLY THREE ACTS NOT STUDENTS OR FORMER STUDENTS! OUR FIRST ACT IS MR. ARTHUR WEASLEY, SINGING 'ONE HOT MAMA' BY TRACE ADKINS! LET'S HEAR IT FOR MR. WEASLEY!" the announcer finally stopped talking and Molly said, "Yes, he was lying. Or at least not telling the full truth. Let's get a good view. Did any one of you get the name of the song?" Both kids shook their heads 'no' but were trying very hard not to crack up.
*You're doing all you can*
*To get in them ol' jeans*
*You want that body back*
*You had at seventeen*
*Well, baby don't be down*
*Don't you worry 'bout a thing*
*'Cause the way you fill 'em out*
*Hey, that's alright with me*
*I don't want the girl you used to be*
*And if you ain't noticed*
*The kids are fast asleep!*
Molly realized who he was talking about and could hear the students cheering for the balding red~head. Her face began the Famous Weasley Blush.
*And you're one hot mama*
The cheers deafened her. She could also hear several catcalls from the audience.
*You turn me on*
*Let's turn it up*
*And turn this room into a sauna*
*One hot mama*
*Oh, what do you say babe?*
*Do you wanna?*
*Well, I know sometimes you think*
*That all you really are*
*Is the woman with the kids*
*And the groceries in the car*
*And you worry about your hips*
*And you worry about your age*
*Even while I'm trying to catch*
*The breath you take away*
*Oh, and believe me you still do*
*And baby all I see, when I look at you is. . .*
*One hot mama*
Again, the cheers deafened her.
*You turn me on*
*Let's turn it up*
*And turn this room into a sauna*
*One hot mama*
*Oh, what do you say babe?*
*Do you wanna?*
*Can't imagine me lovin' someone else*
*I'm a lucky man*
*I think Daddy's got himself. . .*
Anyone who was walking outside might have thought there was an explosion, and there was. At the last part, EVERYONE was on their feet, cheering for Mr. and Mrs. Weasley.
*One hot mama*
*You turn me on*
*Let's turn it up*
*And turn this room into a sauna*
*One hot mama*
*Well, what do you say babe?*
*Oh now, what do you say babe?*
*Do you wanna?*
*One hot mama*
*Let's turn this room into a sauna*
The song ended and the crowd was still on their feet. Mr. Weasley walked over to where Mrs. Weasley was standing and gave her a kiss. The crowd catcalled, cheered, hooted, and wolf~whistled.
"WELL LADIES AND GENTS, THAT IS GOING TO BE ONE TOUGH ACT TO FOLLOW! THANK YOU ! AND NEXT UP IS PANSY PARKINSON SINGING 'DON'T LET ME GET ME' BY PINK!"
*~*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*~*
I hope you like it! That was fun, and I could just see what Mrs. Weasley's face looked like the entire time. I have to go and get the lyrics for 'Don't Let Me Get Me' now, so, TOODLES!
BY THE WAY: I DON'T OWN 'ONE HOT MAMA', IT BELONGS TO MR. TRACE ADKINS.
INTRODUCTION: Diagon Alley is holding a singing contest for Hogwarts students because of He~Who~Must~Not~Be~Named! Students' parents are also allowed to compete. This is a SongFic, so if you don't like them, then I suggest you get out now! No, really, you don't have to leave and I would love you to read because this is my 2nd Fic, and nobody read/reviewed my 1st one. This, by the way, is named 'Numbing and Healing'. Please read it later!
MADAM LEX *~*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*~*
CHAPTER DOS:
ARTHUR'S ACT
The summer that year came and left quickly. The contest was in two days and Ron had heard from nobody the entire time he had been at the Burrow. He was beginning to wonder if he even had any friends, or if the people he thought were friends were just holographs.
Even his family was practicing for the contest. Ginny could be seen going into her room and locking the door and then placing a Silencing Charm on it.
The twins, when they were at home, would go to their shed in the back and start singing, but Ron, not wanting to listen to them, didn't even bother TRYING to listen.
Ron's dad could frequently be heard humming a tune as if trying to get the beats right. Molly, Ron's mum, would often ask Arthur, his dad, what he was singing, like Ron himself had done to Hermione last June.
Those two days went by in a flash, and the day of the contest dawned bright and early. Arthur and Molly looked more excited than usual and ushered everyone to hurry up and meet around the fireplace. When they did, Molly practically shoved Ron into the fireplace and gave him the Floo Powder. Ginny went next, followed by Arthur, and finally Mrs. Weasley. They were in the Leaky Cauldron and it was packed.
"Umm. . . Honey? I have to go. . . do something," Mr. Weasley stammered to his wife. With that, he rushed off into the throng of people.
"Mum?" Ginny asked.
"Yes?"
"If I didn't know any better I would say Dad is lying."
"Wel. . ."
"LADIES, GENTLEMAN, AND STUDENTS! WELCOME TO THE FIRST ANNUAL DIAGON ALLEY SINGING CONTEST! AS YOU ALL KNOW, THIS WAS OPEN TO STUDENTS AND PARENTS ALIKE. HOWEVER, ONLY THREE ACTS NOT STUDENTS OR FORMER STUDENTS! OUR FIRST ACT IS MR. ARTHUR WEASLEY, SINGING 'ONE HOT MAMA' BY TRACE ADKINS! LET'S HEAR IT FOR MR. WEASLEY!" the announcer finally stopped talking and Molly said, "Yes, he was lying. Or at least not telling the full truth. Let's get a good view. Did any one of you get the name of the song?" Both kids shook their heads 'no' but were trying very hard not to crack up.
*You're doing all you can*
*To get in them ol' jeans*
*You want that body back*
*You had at seventeen*
*Well, baby don't be down*
*Don't you worry 'bout a thing*
*'Cause the way you fill 'em out*
*Hey, that's alright with me*
*I don't want the girl you used to be*
*And if you ain't noticed*
*The kids are fast asleep!*
Molly realized who he was talking about and could hear the students cheering for the balding red~head. Her face began the Famous Weasley Blush.
*And you're one hot mama*
The cheers deafened her. She could also hear several catcalls from the audience.
*You turn me on*
*Let's turn it up*
*And turn this room into a sauna*
*One hot mama*
*Oh, what do you say babe?*
*Do you wanna?*
*Well, I know sometimes you think*
*That all you really are*
*Is the woman with the kids*
*And the groceries in the car*
*And you worry about your hips*
*And you worry about your age*
*Even while I'm trying to catch*
*The breath you take away*
*Oh, and believe me you still do*
*And baby all I see, when I look at you is. . .*
*One hot mama*
Again, the cheers deafened her.
*You turn me on*
*Let's turn it up*
*And turn this room into a sauna*
*One hot mama*
*Oh, what do you say babe?*
*Do you wanna?*
*Can't imagine me lovin' someone else*
*I'm a lucky man*
*I think Daddy's got himself. . .*
Anyone who was walking outside might have thought there was an explosion, and there was. At the last part, EVERYONE was on their feet, cheering for Mr. and Mrs. Weasley.
*One hot mama*
*You turn me on*
*Let's turn it up*
*And turn this room into a sauna*
*One hot mama*
*Well, what do you say babe?*
*Oh now, what do you say babe?*
*Do you wanna?*
*One hot mama*
*Let's turn this room into a sauna*
The song ended and the crowd was still on their feet. Mr. Weasley walked over to where Mrs. Weasley was standing and gave her a kiss. The crowd catcalled, cheered, hooted, and wolf~whistled.
"WELL LADIES AND GENTS, THAT IS GOING TO BE ONE TOUGH ACT TO FOLLOW! THANK YOU ! AND NEXT UP IS PANSY PARKINSON SINGING 'DON'T LET ME GET ME' BY PINK!"
*~*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*~*
I hope you like it! That was fun, and I could just see what Mrs. Weasley's face looked like the entire time. I have to go and get the lyrics for 'Don't Let Me Get Me' now, so, TOODLES!
BY THE WAY: I DON'T OWN 'ONE HOT MAMA', IT BELONGS TO MR. TRACE ADKINS.