DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN HARRY POTTER OR ITS AFFILIATES! I WANT TO, THOUGH, SO IF MS. J. K. Rowling EVER DECIDES TO SELL, I AM UP FOR IT AND WILL GIVE HER FULL CREDIT FOR PREVIOUS WORKS.

INTRODUCTION: Diagon Alley is holding a singing contest for Hogwarts students because of He~Who~Must~Not~Be~Named! Students' parents are also allowed to compete. This is a SongFic, so if you don't like them, then I suggest you get out now! No, really, you don't have to leave and I would love you to read because this is my 2nd Fic, and nobody read/reviewed my 1st one. This, by the way, is named 'Numbing and Healing'. Please read it later!

MADAM LEX *~*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*~*

CHAPTER CINCO:

HARRY'S ACT

"First of all, before I start, I would like to say today is my birthday!" Several people clapped and cheered for Harry. "OK, you can start the song now!"

*You gotta be careful*

*You never know who's around*

*Look over your shoulder*

*I'm right behind you *

*I see you watchin'*

*Two steps behind me, stalkin'*

*Knock me, tryin' to stop me from my monopoly*

*Wait, stop, and see what I do next*

*If you win then, you'll be scared and stressed*

*I've seen your type, all hype*

*And no substance*

*We bang hard like snares in percussion*

*You can't intimidate men like me*

Ginny started laughing, while she was cheering in the front row, because she thought about how much this song SOUNDED Harry.

*You bring a knife to a gunfight*

*Winning's unlikely*

*Follow me, go ahead, I'm watching your shadow*

*The snakes in the grass get caught by the rattles*

*Skedattle, slam, you been defeated*

*You're messing with a guerilla*

*Who told you to beat it*

*Bleed it, beep it, whatever you want*

*Make a million dollars*

*Go ahead and punt*

*You still get no respect*

*It just don't matter*

*Rat~ta~tat~tat and all the punks scatter*

*I'm. .Right. .Behind you. .So you better (uh)*

*Watch your back!*

*Watch your Watch your Watch your back*

*Watch your Watch your Watch your back*

*Watch your Watch your Watch your back*

*Watch your back Watch your back*

*Watch your Watch your Watch your back*

*Watch your Watch your Watch your back*

*Watch your Watch your Watch your back*

*Watch your back Watch your back*

*Once in awhile*

*Things can get drastic*

*Classic, cases of fools made from plastic*

*Living in the city*

*Oppression is king*

*Survival of the fittest is a real thing*

*One second you're breathing, the next second you're not*

*One minute you're standing, the next minute you're dropped*

*357's or AK~47's*

*All tools that create 187's*

*A learning departure*

*To hell in a heaven*

*No matter if you rich, or live like a peasant*

*The nicest guy, or the finest girl*

*Or the toughest gangster, with and O.G. Curl*

*I live in peace, but folks still be testing me*

*Your best friend today, tomorrow your worst enemy*

*You never know who's planning to jack*

*That's why I'm tryin' to warn you people*

*Watch your back!*

*I'm. .Right. .Behind you. .So you better (uh)*

*Watch your back!*

*Watch your Watch your Watch your back*

*Watch your Watch your Watch your back*

*Watch your Watch your Watch your back*

*Watch your back Watch your back*

*Watch your Watch your Watch your back*

*Watch your Watch your Watch your back*

*Watch your Watch your Watch your back*

*Watch your back Watch your back*

*Can you hear me?*

*Can you feel me?*

*Can you see me?*

*I'm right here. . .Haha!*

*WATCH YOUR BACK!*

*Watch your back*

*I'm. .Right. .Behind you. .So you better (uh)*

*Watch your back!*

*Watch your Watch your Watch your back*

*Watch your Watch your Watch your back*

*Watch your Watch your Watch your back*

*Watch your back Watch your back*

*Watch your Watch your Watch your back*

*Watch your Watch your Watch your back*

*Watch your Watch your Watch your back*

*Watch your back Watch your back*

*Jump back!*

*I'm. .Right. .Behind you. .So you better (uh)*

*Watch your back!*

*Watch your Watch your Watch your back*

*Watch your Watch your Watch your back*

*Watch your Watch your Watch your back*

*Watch your back Watch your back*

*Watch your Watch your Watch your back*

*Watch your Watch your Watch your back*

*Watch your Watch your Watch your back*

*Watch your back!*

"Thank you! I had a lot of fun singing that and I think that that kind of describes my life. I mean, I will always have to watch my back for my entire life."

"THANKS HARRY FOR THAT INSIGHT. NEXT UP IS HANNAH ABBOT SINGING 'REFLECTION' BY CHRISTINA AGUILERA!"

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I had fun writing that one, too. I really think that this song is Harry. He always seems to have to watch his back. And if you change some of the words around to where it fits the wizarding world, I think it describes him even more!

BY THE WAY: I DON'T OWN 'WATCH YOUR BACK', IT BELONGS TO MR. BENNY CASSETTE. THE SONG IS ON 'THE FAST AND THE FURIOUS' WHICH IS WHERE I FIRST HEARD IT. IT IS PLAYING DURING THE ~TUNA/VINCE FIGHT~ SCENE!