A/N: BLOOPERS!
Link: BLOOPERS!!
Marth: BLOOPERS!!!
All Three: BLOOPERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Super Smash League III: BLOOPERS!
Scene: Corneria
Roy: Oh, I'm shivering in my boots!
Fox: KISS MY ASS, PUNK!!!
(They both start laughing.)
Director: Watch your language, McCloud! CUT!!!
Scene: Onett
(Marth rushes in to attack, but Zelda forgets to jump and they collapse in a heap.)
Marth: OW!
Director: ZELDA!!!
Zelda: Sorry. . .
Marth: OH NO!! HERE COMES THE TRUCK!!!
Marth and Zelda: AHHHHH!!!!!
Director: CUUUT!!!!
Scene: The Hallway
(The alarm goes off, and Mario speaks on the intercom.)
Mario: Uh. . . S-sorry, guys. . . I- OW! (feedback) Dammit!
(Link and Marth start laughing.)
Director: CUT!!!! GO GIVE HIM SOME HELP!
Scene: Briefing Room
(They are all looking at the list. At the bottom. . .)
Zelda and Roy
Link and Marth
Barney and Jason
Everyone: WHAT THE HELL!?
(Mario and the crew members start laughing.)
Mario: We're sorry, we couldn't resist!
Director: CUT!!! CAN WE AT LEAST TRY TO BE SERIOUS!?
Scene: Yoshi's Island
Mario: Yoshi, you can use any move you want!
Yoshi: . . . Any move?
Mario: Any move!
(Yoshi smirks and jumps on top of Mario.)
Mario: AHH!!! Get off of me, you perverted little freak!!
Director: CUT!!!!!!
Crew Member: I'll get the tranquilizer. . .
Scene: Brinstar
Falco: Uh. . . Samus, we should keep practicing.
Samus: Oh, right. . .
(They pause and then kiss and make out.)
Director: Hey, HEY! KNOCK IT OFF!!! DO THAT OFFSET!!!
Falco and Samus: Sorry. . .
Director: CUUUUTTT!!!!!
Scene: Battlefield
Falcon: Ganondorf, this whole "dark arena" idea's kinda freaking me out.
Ganondorf: Shut up and concentr- OW!
Falcon: What happened?
Ganondorf: I kicked a platform! OW!
Falcon: HA! You can't see in the dark either!
Ganondorf: Can too!
Director: CUT!!!!!!
Scene: Final Destination: Link's Dream
(Giga Bowser pounces, but trips and falls on top of Link. The Hands start laughing.)
Giga Bowser: Well, that was stupid. . .
Link: GET UP! YOUR ASS IS CRUSHING ME!!
Giga Bowser: Sorry! (quickly gets up)
Director: CUT, DAMMIT!!!
Scene: Hyrule Temple
(Link's headache starts, and he collapses. Marth rushes to him.)
Marth: Link! What's wrong?
Link (whispering): I-I see dead people. . .
(They both start laughing.)
Director: Link, that isn't even funny anymore!
Marth: Then why are we laughing?
Director: Aw, geez. . .
Scene: Final Destination
(Ganondorf grabs Link and starts the spell. But as Link gasps in pain, Ganondorf starts laughing.)
Link: What?
Ganondorf (laughing): You look like you're constipated!
(Link rolls his eyes as both Ganondorf and Marth laugh.)
Director: CUUUUUUUUUUUTTT!!!
Scene: Still Final Destination
Falcon: I may be cocky and I may be competitive, but I've got my pride.
(He steps off, but then screams as he falls.)
Director: Falcon, stop screaming!
(Screaming continues, as the others laugh.)
Director: SHADDAP!!!
Falcon: Alright, I will! Geez. . .
Director: CUT ALREADY!!!
Scene: Viewing Room
(As the others cheer, Link and Zelda kiss passionately.)
Director: ZELDA FOR THE LAST TIME, NO KISSING!!!
Zelda: But sir, it's in the script. . .
Director: It is? (checks script) . . . . Oh. . . what do you know. . . it is in the script. . .
Link: GASP! The director actually screwed up for once!
(Everyone gasps, including the crew members. They all stare at him.)
Director: Uh. . . . . . . cut?
(Everyone bursts into laughter.)
Director: Hey, nobody's perfect, alright!?
(Laughing gets louder.)
Director: (slumps in his chair) Oh, god, do I need a break. . . a REALLY BIG break. . .
A/N: Well, what a delightful little twist, there.
Link: ha. . . lousy director. . .
Marth: Oh, well.
Oh, and my next story should be something to enjoy for you Mewtwo and Mario lovers out there! REVIEW!!!!!!!!!
Link: BLOOPERS!!
Marth: BLOOPERS!!!
All Three: BLOOPERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Super Smash League III: BLOOPERS!
Scene: Corneria
Roy: Oh, I'm shivering in my boots!
Fox: KISS MY ASS, PUNK!!!
(They both start laughing.)
Director: Watch your language, McCloud! CUT!!!
Scene: Onett
(Marth rushes in to attack, but Zelda forgets to jump and they collapse in a heap.)
Marth: OW!
Director: ZELDA!!!
Zelda: Sorry. . .
Marth: OH NO!! HERE COMES THE TRUCK!!!
Marth and Zelda: AHHHHH!!!!!
Director: CUUUT!!!!
Scene: The Hallway
(The alarm goes off, and Mario speaks on the intercom.)
Mario: Uh. . . S-sorry, guys. . . I- OW! (feedback) Dammit!
(Link and Marth start laughing.)
Director: CUT!!!! GO GIVE HIM SOME HELP!
Scene: Briefing Room
(They are all looking at the list. At the bottom. . .)
Zelda and Roy
Link and Marth
Barney and Jason
Everyone: WHAT THE HELL!?
(Mario and the crew members start laughing.)
Mario: We're sorry, we couldn't resist!
Director: CUT!!! CAN WE AT LEAST TRY TO BE SERIOUS!?
Scene: Yoshi's Island
Mario: Yoshi, you can use any move you want!
Yoshi: . . . Any move?
Mario: Any move!
(Yoshi smirks and jumps on top of Mario.)
Mario: AHH!!! Get off of me, you perverted little freak!!
Director: CUT!!!!!!
Crew Member: I'll get the tranquilizer. . .
Scene: Brinstar
Falco: Uh. . . Samus, we should keep practicing.
Samus: Oh, right. . .
(They pause and then kiss and make out.)
Director: Hey, HEY! KNOCK IT OFF!!! DO THAT OFFSET!!!
Falco and Samus: Sorry. . .
Director: CUUUUTTT!!!!!
Scene: Battlefield
Falcon: Ganondorf, this whole "dark arena" idea's kinda freaking me out.
Ganondorf: Shut up and concentr- OW!
Falcon: What happened?
Ganondorf: I kicked a platform! OW!
Falcon: HA! You can't see in the dark either!
Ganondorf: Can too!
Director: CUT!!!!!!
Scene: Final Destination: Link's Dream
(Giga Bowser pounces, but trips and falls on top of Link. The Hands start laughing.)
Giga Bowser: Well, that was stupid. . .
Link: GET UP! YOUR ASS IS CRUSHING ME!!
Giga Bowser: Sorry! (quickly gets up)
Director: CUT, DAMMIT!!!
Scene: Hyrule Temple
(Link's headache starts, and he collapses. Marth rushes to him.)
Marth: Link! What's wrong?
Link (whispering): I-I see dead people. . .
(They both start laughing.)
Director: Link, that isn't even funny anymore!
Marth: Then why are we laughing?
Director: Aw, geez. . .
Scene: Final Destination
(Ganondorf grabs Link and starts the spell. But as Link gasps in pain, Ganondorf starts laughing.)
Link: What?
Ganondorf (laughing): You look like you're constipated!
(Link rolls his eyes as both Ganondorf and Marth laugh.)
Director: CUUUUUUUUUUUTTT!!!
Scene: Still Final Destination
Falcon: I may be cocky and I may be competitive, but I've got my pride.
(He steps off, but then screams as he falls.)
Director: Falcon, stop screaming!
(Screaming continues, as the others laugh.)
Director: SHADDAP!!!
Falcon: Alright, I will! Geez. . .
Director: CUT ALREADY!!!
Scene: Viewing Room
(As the others cheer, Link and Zelda kiss passionately.)
Director: ZELDA FOR THE LAST TIME, NO KISSING!!!
Zelda: But sir, it's in the script. . .
Director: It is? (checks script) . . . . Oh. . . what do you know. . . it is in the script. . .
Link: GASP! The director actually screwed up for once!
(Everyone gasps, including the crew members. They all stare at him.)
Director: Uh. . . . . . . cut?
(Everyone bursts into laughter.)
Director: Hey, nobody's perfect, alright!?
(Laughing gets louder.)
Director: (slumps in his chair) Oh, god, do I need a break. . . a REALLY BIG break. . .
A/N: Well, what a delightful little twist, there.
Link: ha. . . lousy director. . .
Marth: Oh, well.
Oh, and my next story should be something to enjoy for you Mewtwo and Mario lovers out there! REVIEW!!!!!!!!!