Sorry for that chapter being short, it seemed longer on word. oh well.
That's why I'm putting this chapter up right now. This fic will get a lot
funnier later. And as for the romance part, there isn't really much, just a
little between Zhou Yu and Xiao Qiao. And lately I've been getting better
at getting my Q's in there better, I always had trouble typing Q words, but
when I hafta type Qiao so often I'm getting used to it! YEY!
And of course I do not own Dynasty Warriors or any of the characters. I also don't get any money for this. I wish I owned Lu Xun. then I'd make him dance. wait, I can already do that in that edit the beginning thing in DW4. BWAHAHAHA!
Zhou Yu and Xiao Qiao ran after Lu Xun who was somehow starting fires out of nowhere and setting people to them. They ran around a corner where they saw him standing on a chair waving his arms around and smiling dopily. They looked at him confused and Zhou Yu walked up to him. "Lu. what are you doing?" he asked slowly and cautiously not wanting to be set on fire again.
Lu Xun looked at him like he was crazy. "Can you not see the fire dragon I made?" he asked ceasing his arm waving. Xiao Qiao giggled. He really was going nuts!
Zhou Yu slowly walked up to Lu Xun who was still standing on chair began to wave his arms around again and smiled as he "sent" some fire butterflies somewhere. "Now go find Sun Jian so I can rule the army!" Lu Xun shouted. Zhou Yu rubbed his temples in annoyance. "Look, I know you got clonked in the head pretty hard, but this is insane! AND HOW DID YOU SET ME ON FIRE BEFORE? Now you hafta stop this!" Zhou Yu screamed at Lu Xun. The "Prince" again stopped his arm waving and looked down at Zhou Yu. "I think you're just jealous! You want my powers for yourself, don't you!" Lu Xun accused pointing a finger at Zhou Yu.
"What?! Nononono! I.ab. dah." Zhou Yu stuttered not really saying anything at all. Lu Xun smiled nicely and jumped down from the chair and patted Zhou Yu on the back. "I know my powers are amazing and everyone wants them, but you gotta step in reality and realize that you're just not good enough to be the Prince of all Flames. So why don't you and spaz girl-" That was when Xiao Qiao finally stopped giggling and got a look of PURE SERIOUSNESS. "What. did you. just call me?" Xiao Qiao asked grimly.
"Spaz girl, need I spell it?" Lu Xun taunted with his nose in the air. Steam started coming from the innocent little Xiao Qiao's ears. Zhou Yu tried calming her, "No, he didn't mean it, you're not spazy, you're cute and fun! Yea. NOT spazy!" Zhou Yu tried. If there was one thing Xiao Qiao hated it was being called spazy. In a very grim voice she growled, "Don't touch me!" She slowly walked up to Lu Xun whose nose was still in the air, and looked him right in the eye as best she could.
Lu Xun looked down at her, "Is there a problem?" he asked innocently. Xiao Qiao bit her lip then decided not to hold back anymore. "RARRR!" she screamed as she jump tackled Lu Xun to the ground. "I'LL SHOW YOU SPAZ GIRL!" she growled as she strangled the 17 year old. Even though he was being choked, Lu Xun smirked and did some weird thing and suddenly-
"MY HAIR IS ON FIRE! MY HAIR IS ON FIRE!" Xiao Qiao hollered as she ran around in circles. Zhou Yu gave her an annoyed look and smirked, no caring that Lu Xun got away. "Oh honey, stop, drop, and roll!" Zhou Yu said smoothly. Xiao Qiao responded immediately by rolling around in panic. When she finally stopped, her ponytail was smoking and charred. Zhou Yu bit his thumb trying not to laugh. "Can it!" Xiao Qiao said still angry. Zhou Yu let it all go and started laughing. "Can you say, hypocrite?" Zhou Yu said still laughing at Xiao Qiao. Xiao elbowed him in the ribs and walked away as Zhou Yu doubled over, laughing and crying at the same time.
As for Lu Xun, he was walking around looking for something. or someone. "Where did he go?! He'd be the perfect slave for this kind of thing. just a matter of tricking him." Lu Xun said slyly to himself. Just then there was a loud call, "HE'S OVER THERE! GET HIM!" It was Sun Quan; he had just commanded about 20 guards after Lu Xun. He gulped. No matter, all I hafta do is. Lu Xun turned around and bent down and started doing something. "C'mon, c'mon, light!" he whispered harshly to the match he was trying to set. It finally lighted just as the guards reached for him. He tossed the match at one of the guards who immediately was set on fire (A/N I know that there probably weren't matches back then or that Lu Xun did not invent matches, but hell, lets bend the rules a bit, huh?). "AHH! FIRE FIRE FIRE!" The guard screamed in terror. He ran around like an idiot, and being blinded by his panic, he ran into another guard who was set to fire, who ran around who set the others on fire and so on! Lu Xun was laughing like a maniac at the fools.
Zhou Yu and Xiao Qiao suddenly turned the corner to see about 10 giant flames running around in circles. Simultaneously the couple shouted, "STOP, DROP, AND ROLL!" In an instant all of the flames stopped running in circles, dropped to the ground, and rolled around franticly. Since all the flames were put out, there was much smoke floating in the air, giving Lu Xun the chance to stop laughing evilly and run away. "SUCKERS!" he shouted before taking the lead to the soon to be chase.
Sun Quan glared at the useless guards. "Well, what are you waiting for?! GO AFTER HIM!" Sun Quan commanded. All the guards stopped gossiping and ran after the pyromaniac. Zhou Yu and Xiao Qiao ran up to Sun Quan who gave Zhou Yu a horrified look. "KNOCK IT OFF! I already explained that to you!" Sun Quan took thought then nodded. "Oh yea. anyway, what the hell is up with Lu Xun?! He's been setting everyone on fire- Xiao. did you know that-" Zhou Yu cut him off, "THAT'S NOT. important, what is important is we catch Lu Xun!" Suddenly there was a big explosion and the cry of Lu Xun. "That's our cue to go!" Xiao Qiao said smiling. And the couple ran off again.
When they reached Lu Xun, he was laying on the ground moaning. They saw Gan Ning standing with a pale face before Lu Xun, "Who gave him those?" he asked in a dazed sounding voice. Zhou Yu shrugged, "We don't even know what those things are!" Xiao Qiao bent over to Lu Xun and searched his pockets for anything. She pulled out the rest of the matches. "These things look like. drum sticks!" she said giddily. Gan Ning rolled his eyes, "I've seen things like these before, and they can start a fire with one stroke on a sandy surface, Lu Xun was talking about them a week or two ago!" Gan Ning informed them. Zhou Yu and Xiao Qiao turned to each other, and again they simultaneously spoke, "That explains it! Thanks Gan, see ya!" They grabbed the matches and ran off somewhere.
Lu Xun started to stir and all of Sun Quan's bodyguards grabbed him and dragged him off to the dungeon where he was locked up. They threw him and he landed with a loud thump. "YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME! I'M SPECIAL!" Lu Xun shouted in defense of being thrown in the dungeon. "Special? Define special for me!" Sun Quan taunted Lu Xun. Lu Xun glared and started making weird shapes with his arms again, "EAT FIRE BALL!" he shouted only to be disappointed when he realized that nothing happened. "You're a sorcerer. witch. THING! You're immune! EVIL!" Lu Xun said crossing his two index fingers, "Hex, hex, hex." Lu Xun chanted trying to rid himself of Sun Quan's "evil." Sun Quan rolled his eyes, "Shadup! Explain yourself this instant!" Sun Quan demanded.
But a hand grabbed Sun Quan's shoulder, Sun Quan looked back. "Oh, hello Father, I suppose you've heard of our current nuisance?" Sun Quan asked looking to Lu Xun who was in the cell. Sun Jian looked to Lu Xun and sighed, "Zhou Yu told me about it. We cannot blame him, I suppose, Zhou Yu said something about dropping him and hitting his head, we'll just keep him locked up." Sun Jian declared. "YOU CAN'T KEEP ME IN HERE! You'll regret this! And when I rule China and kick all of your butts, I'll lock you up!" Lu Xun shouted shaking his fist. SunShangXiang walked in and snickered, "This is what has been causing all this trouble?" she questioned curiously. Sun Quan nodded.
SunShangXiang got really close to the bars and poked her head in, "Hey there!" she said in a sweet voice. Lu Xun growled. "Come here, its ok!" she jeered innocently. Lu Xun shyly started moving forward then backed away. "Aww. he's so cute!" SunShangXiang cooed. Lu Xun blushed and smiled. "Its alright, I won't hurt you, come here sweetie!" Lu Xun slowly crawled to the bars and sat down like a dog. SunShangXiang reached in the bars and started petting Lu Xun on the head. Lu Xun purred and SunShangXiang giggled. Sun Jian and Quan stared with creeped out looking faces.
Zhou Yu and Xiao Qiao walked in the room and stared. Xiao Qiao ran up to the "cage" and tried to pet Lu Xun too, but he hissed and backed away into the corner. SunShangXiang gave Xiao Qiao a sour look and walked away. "No fair." pouted Xiao Qiao.
That's it for now, but I'd like to take this time to thank the reviewers! Thank you Gingivere the Shadowreave, Dragana, GoTcHinCkPriDe, and blue. And of course Rian Silverleaf because she got me into putting my fics on FFNet in the first place! More reviews please! THANKS! ^.^
And of course I do not own Dynasty Warriors or any of the characters. I also don't get any money for this. I wish I owned Lu Xun. then I'd make him dance. wait, I can already do that in that edit the beginning thing in DW4. BWAHAHAHA!
Zhou Yu and Xiao Qiao ran after Lu Xun who was somehow starting fires out of nowhere and setting people to them. They ran around a corner where they saw him standing on a chair waving his arms around and smiling dopily. They looked at him confused and Zhou Yu walked up to him. "Lu. what are you doing?" he asked slowly and cautiously not wanting to be set on fire again.
Lu Xun looked at him like he was crazy. "Can you not see the fire dragon I made?" he asked ceasing his arm waving. Xiao Qiao giggled. He really was going nuts!
Zhou Yu slowly walked up to Lu Xun who was still standing on chair began to wave his arms around again and smiled as he "sent" some fire butterflies somewhere. "Now go find Sun Jian so I can rule the army!" Lu Xun shouted. Zhou Yu rubbed his temples in annoyance. "Look, I know you got clonked in the head pretty hard, but this is insane! AND HOW DID YOU SET ME ON FIRE BEFORE? Now you hafta stop this!" Zhou Yu screamed at Lu Xun. The "Prince" again stopped his arm waving and looked down at Zhou Yu. "I think you're just jealous! You want my powers for yourself, don't you!" Lu Xun accused pointing a finger at Zhou Yu.
"What?! Nononono! I.ab. dah." Zhou Yu stuttered not really saying anything at all. Lu Xun smiled nicely and jumped down from the chair and patted Zhou Yu on the back. "I know my powers are amazing and everyone wants them, but you gotta step in reality and realize that you're just not good enough to be the Prince of all Flames. So why don't you and spaz girl-" That was when Xiao Qiao finally stopped giggling and got a look of PURE SERIOUSNESS. "What. did you. just call me?" Xiao Qiao asked grimly.
"Spaz girl, need I spell it?" Lu Xun taunted with his nose in the air. Steam started coming from the innocent little Xiao Qiao's ears. Zhou Yu tried calming her, "No, he didn't mean it, you're not spazy, you're cute and fun! Yea. NOT spazy!" Zhou Yu tried. If there was one thing Xiao Qiao hated it was being called spazy. In a very grim voice she growled, "Don't touch me!" She slowly walked up to Lu Xun whose nose was still in the air, and looked him right in the eye as best she could.
Lu Xun looked down at her, "Is there a problem?" he asked innocently. Xiao Qiao bit her lip then decided not to hold back anymore. "RARRR!" she screamed as she jump tackled Lu Xun to the ground. "I'LL SHOW YOU SPAZ GIRL!" she growled as she strangled the 17 year old. Even though he was being choked, Lu Xun smirked and did some weird thing and suddenly-
"MY HAIR IS ON FIRE! MY HAIR IS ON FIRE!" Xiao Qiao hollered as she ran around in circles. Zhou Yu gave her an annoyed look and smirked, no caring that Lu Xun got away. "Oh honey, stop, drop, and roll!" Zhou Yu said smoothly. Xiao Qiao responded immediately by rolling around in panic. When she finally stopped, her ponytail was smoking and charred. Zhou Yu bit his thumb trying not to laugh. "Can it!" Xiao Qiao said still angry. Zhou Yu let it all go and started laughing. "Can you say, hypocrite?" Zhou Yu said still laughing at Xiao Qiao. Xiao elbowed him in the ribs and walked away as Zhou Yu doubled over, laughing and crying at the same time.
As for Lu Xun, he was walking around looking for something. or someone. "Where did he go?! He'd be the perfect slave for this kind of thing. just a matter of tricking him." Lu Xun said slyly to himself. Just then there was a loud call, "HE'S OVER THERE! GET HIM!" It was Sun Quan; he had just commanded about 20 guards after Lu Xun. He gulped. No matter, all I hafta do is. Lu Xun turned around and bent down and started doing something. "C'mon, c'mon, light!" he whispered harshly to the match he was trying to set. It finally lighted just as the guards reached for him. He tossed the match at one of the guards who immediately was set on fire (A/N I know that there probably weren't matches back then or that Lu Xun did not invent matches, but hell, lets bend the rules a bit, huh?). "AHH! FIRE FIRE FIRE!" The guard screamed in terror. He ran around like an idiot, and being blinded by his panic, he ran into another guard who was set to fire, who ran around who set the others on fire and so on! Lu Xun was laughing like a maniac at the fools.
Zhou Yu and Xiao Qiao suddenly turned the corner to see about 10 giant flames running around in circles. Simultaneously the couple shouted, "STOP, DROP, AND ROLL!" In an instant all of the flames stopped running in circles, dropped to the ground, and rolled around franticly. Since all the flames were put out, there was much smoke floating in the air, giving Lu Xun the chance to stop laughing evilly and run away. "SUCKERS!" he shouted before taking the lead to the soon to be chase.
Sun Quan glared at the useless guards. "Well, what are you waiting for?! GO AFTER HIM!" Sun Quan commanded. All the guards stopped gossiping and ran after the pyromaniac. Zhou Yu and Xiao Qiao ran up to Sun Quan who gave Zhou Yu a horrified look. "KNOCK IT OFF! I already explained that to you!" Sun Quan took thought then nodded. "Oh yea. anyway, what the hell is up with Lu Xun?! He's been setting everyone on fire- Xiao. did you know that-" Zhou Yu cut him off, "THAT'S NOT. important, what is important is we catch Lu Xun!" Suddenly there was a big explosion and the cry of Lu Xun. "That's our cue to go!" Xiao Qiao said smiling. And the couple ran off again.
When they reached Lu Xun, he was laying on the ground moaning. They saw Gan Ning standing with a pale face before Lu Xun, "Who gave him those?" he asked in a dazed sounding voice. Zhou Yu shrugged, "We don't even know what those things are!" Xiao Qiao bent over to Lu Xun and searched his pockets for anything. She pulled out the rest of the matches. "These things look like. drum sticks!" she said giddily. Gan Ning rolled his eyes, "I've seen things like these before, and they can start a fire with one stroke on a sandy surface, Lu Xun was talking about them a week or two ago!" Gan Ning informed them. Zhou Yu and Xiao Qiao turned to each other, and again they simultaneously spoke, "That explains it! Thanks Gan, see ya!" They grabbed the matches and ran off somewhere.
Lu Xun started to stir and all of Sun Quan's bodyguards grabbed him and dragged him off to the dungeon where he was locked up. They threw him and he landed with a loud thump. "YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME! I'M SPECIAL!" Lu Xun shouted in defense of being thrown in the dungeon. "Special? Define special for me!" Sun Quan taunted Lu Xun. Lu Xun glared and started making weird shapes with his arms again, "EAT FIRE BALL!" he shouted only to be disappointed when he realized that nothing happened. "You're a sorcerer. witch. THING! You're immune! EVIL!" Lu Xun said crossing his two index fingers, "Hex, hex, hex." Lu Xun chanted trying to rid himself of Sun Quan's "evil." Sun Quan rolled his eyes, "Shadup! Explain yourself this instant!" Sun Quan demanded.
But a hand grabbed Sun Quan's shoulder, Sun Quan looked back. "Oh, hello Father, I suppose you've heard of our current nuisance?" Sun Quan asked looking to Lu Xun who was in the cell. Sun Jian looked to Lu Xun and sighed, "Zhou Yu told me about it. We cannot blame him, I suppose, Zhou Yu said something about dropping him and hitting his head, we'll just keep him locked up." Sun Jian declared. "YOU CAN'T KEEP ME IN HERE! You'll regret this! And when I rule China and kick all of your butts, I'll lock you up!" Lu Xun shouted shaking his fist. SunShangXiang walked in and snickered, "This is what has been causing all this trouble?" she questioned curiously. Sun Quan nodded.
SunShangXiang got really close to the bars and poked her head in, "Hey there!" she said in a sweet voice. Lu Xun growled. "Come here, its ok!" she jeered innocently. Lu Xun shyly started moving forward then backed away. "Aww. he's so cute!" SunShangXiang cooed. Lu Xun blushed and smiled. "Its alright, I won't hurt you, come here sweetie!" Lu Xun slowly crawled to the bars and sat down like a dog. SunShangXiang reached in the bars and started petting Lu Xun on the head. Lu Xun purred and SunShangXiang giggled. Sun Jian and Quan stared with creeped out looking faces.
Zhou Yu and Xiao Qiao walked in the room and stared. Xiao Qiao ran up to the "cage" and tried to pet Lu Xun too, but he hissed and backed away into the corner. SunShangXiang gave Xiao Qiao a sour look and walked away. "No fair." pouted Xiao Qiao.
That's it for now, but I'd like to take this time to thank the reviewers! Thank you Gingivere the Shadowreave, Dragana, GoTcHinCkPriDe, and blue. And of course Rian Silverleaf because she got me into putting my fics on FFNet in the first place! More reviews please! THANKS! ^.^