Ok, time for another exciting chapter of... wait... oh yea! The Pyromaniac
Prince of Flames. Now if only I could think of one more P word instead of
flames you'd all have a tongue twister! Oh well... anyway, I have a lot of
free time ONE WEEK before school starts again... so yea. Hopefully this fic
will be done in a week because by the time school comes around again...
damn!
Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters nor do I own Dynasty Warriors all together. Give me a break...
From his corner Lu Xun glared at Xiao Qiao and Zhou Yu. He thought to himself, those are the trouble makers that had me put in here I bet, their butts get kicked FIRST!
Anyway, Sun Jian and Sun Quan were still staring at SunShangXiang for her cute talking and petting with Lu Xun. "What?" she asked confusedly. But Zhou Yu on the other hand was interested in the fact that SSX (A/N That's what I'll call her from now on because I'm a lazy bum!) could actually have Lu Xun trust her. "How did you do that?" he asked. SSX shrugged, "I dunno..." Zhou Yu fell over anime style (A/N I know DW isn't and anime but hell, it works!) along with Xiao Qiao. "WHAT?!" SSX shouted in annoyance.
"Ok, I'll make you guys a deal, just you...." Lu Xun counted how many people there were besides himself, "5! I'll make a deal with just you 5!" Everyone turned their heads to Lu Xun who was acting like a human again. Zhou Yu crossed his arms, "What deal could you make?" he challenged. Lu Xun rubbed his chin in thought, "Er... you guys make one up and I'll see if I like it!" Lu Xun declared smiling. Now everyone fell over. "NO!" They all shouted when they managed to get to their feet. Lu Xun pouted and sat down like a two year old. "Awwww!" SSX cooed again. Sun Quan thwaped her upside the head. "Ow! What was that for?!" SSX demanded after her older brother struck her. Sun Quan just glared and walked out of the room, "You guys can deal with him!" he said as he left.
Zhou Yu sighed, "Ok, "Prince of Flames," we'll make you a deal with you. If you stop acting like a maniac, we'll let you out! Ok?" Lu Xun looked at Zhou Yu distastefully. "Are you calling me a maniac?!" he yelled, "Well can maniacs do... this?" Lu Xun boasted making a shape with his arms, he tried making a star again like in his dream but then frowned and stopped. To him there was a crude looking star, to everyone else, it was some 17 year old weirdo waving his arms around stupidly. Zhou Yu grabbed Lu Xun's arm threw the bars and stopped him, "This is what I'm talking about-"
Then Xiao Qiao frowned, "That was it? That's why we locked him up?" Xiao Qiao questioned. Everyone's eyes turned to her, "Uh... yea!" Sun Jian said like it was the most obvious thing in the world (which it was). Xiao Qiao blushed and kicked a rock. Zhou Yu blinked at looked at her, "Why else would we lock him up?" he asked curiously. "Well... I dunno, if I was gonna lock him up, it'd be because he always wears that funny hat!" Xiao Qiao said quickly, pointing to Lu Xun's hat. "What's wrong with my hat?!" Lu Xun demanded. Everyone's eyes went to Xiao Qiao, "Its' funny looking!" Everyone's eyes switched to Lu Xun, "Is not!" Eyes on Xiao Qiao, "Is TO!" You get the point, "IS NOT!" "IS TO!" This little argument went on just like that for a while before Zhou Yu was no longer amused and stepped in.
"LU XUN, SHUT UP!" Zhou Yu shouted, making Xiao Qiao smile and stick her tongue out at Lu Xun, "And sweetie, will you please SHUT YOUR TRAP?!" That put her smile away and they both gave Zhou Yu a sour look. "All right, nobody cares if Lu Xun's hat is funny or not-" Xiao Qiao interrupted her husband, "I do!" she said raising her hand. "So do I!" added Lu Xun. Zhou Yu rubbed his temples in annoyance. "Sun Jian, do YOU care?" Zhou Yu asked giving Sun Jian a look that meant, "Say no or I'll beat you with your own arm, cook it, then feed it to the wolves!" Sun Jian found interest in his shoes, "Yes..." he said innocently. Zhou Yu slapped his forehead and mumbled, "This is useless!" he walked of the room and when he was just about out, and in a defeated voice he said, "Carry on..."
The bickering continued quickly and Sun Jian watched happily pulling some popcorn out of nowhere. As Zhou Yu left the dungeon room, he could still hear his wife and pyro boy bickering, so he close the dungeon door behind him and made sure it wasn't locked; memories of the time he got stuck locked in there with Gan Ning came back to him. He shuddered. "He was so annoying!" Zhou Yu said quietly.
Just then a scout came running up to Zhou Yu with urgent news. "Master Zhou Yu! Have you seen Lord Sun Jian? I have urgent news! An enemy camp is set up not to far from here, they're planning an attack! We must get ready for battle!" The scout said very antsy. Zhou Yu nodded and decided to bring those words straight to Sun Jian himself. He burst threw the door of the dungeon where he saw-"WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING!?" Zhou Yu shouted. "Duh, we're playing cards!" Xiao Qiao said not looking away from her cards. "Bu-But... the scout! Lord Sun Jian there are-" Sun Jian waved his free hand in assurance, "Whatever it is, I'll deal with later, speaking of dealing, Lu, I need 2 more cards!" Sun Jian said calmly. Zhou Yu's mouth dropped to the floor, "NO! NO MORE DEALING TIME-" Xiao Qiao had her turn for interrupting, "Now, now, honey, if you wanted to play you just could have asked!" Xiao Qiao said generously. "NOW YOU LISTEN-" Lu Xun was even in this, "Shadup! If you don't wanna play go away! Hey... I made a rhyme!" Lu Xun said happily.
More frustrated than ever Zhou Yu grabbed the cards and threw them out the nearest window! "HEY!" Everyone shouted angrily. "Jeez, Yu! What was that for?" Xiao Qiao questioned disappointed. "THERE IS AN ENEMY CAMP PLANNING TO ATTACK! GET YOUR BUMS MOVING!" Zhou Yu commanded. That immediately got everyone's attention and they all got up. Lu Xun got up and ran into the bars. "Ouch..." he said quietly. Everyone began leaving the room with him still in the dungeon cell. "WAIT! What about... me?" he said, his voice drifting down. Sun Jian peeked his head threw the door, "You can go back to battle when you stop being a psycho!" Sun Jian said all to gleefully. Lu Xun growled and plopped on his bum. "Damnit!" he shouted loudly.
He paced around for a while thinking out loud, "Even if I did get out, they took my magic sticks! If only-" that's when Lu Xun spotted a tiny box that in sloppy handwriting had the words "Magic Sticks" on it. "Fools... they left my magic sticks here! But how will I get out of here?" He thought some more for a little while when finally he felt an itch in his hat. "Arg! Something's always been pokey with this hat!" he yelled in annoyance. He pulled his hat off and searched for what was poking him. There was nothing on his head, but he looked around and saw a small shiny thing in his hat. "Oh, what's this?" Lu Xun said with a smirk. He reached in his hat and pulled out a tiny piece of metal. "I remember why this is here! After I got captured that one day, when I got back I put this in my hat so I could pick the lock to my cell! Good thinking, no wonder I was chosen to be Prince of all Flames!"
Lu Xun reached out of the bars with his lock picker and shoved the tiny metal piece in the lock. After moving it around for some time, he heard a small click and the barred door slowly went open. "Heh, I knew they couldn't keep me here for long! BWAHAHAHA!" Something tickled Lu Xun's nose. It smelt like... "Excellent..." Lu Xun said pulling a Mr. Burns. He ran out the dungeon door and towards the smell of fresh gun powder.
And of course, thank you reviewers:
Chibipearlball: Thanks, and also thanks for telling me that... I was confused! Dragon Child: Yea, crazy=good! Thanks! Blue Viper: I'm glad you think so. Hehehehe! Dragana: Just wait until you see the next chapter! Shannon: ^.^ Thanks!
Now I'm off to my friend's house, she's been gone all stinking summer and just got back! If any of you wanna help me restrain her next summer, please do, I pay good money! ^.^ BWAHAHA! No more vacationing for her...*runs away to write the next chapter*
Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters nor do I own Dynasty Warriors all together. Give me a break...
From his corner Lu Xun glared at Xiao Qiao and Zhou Yu. He thought to himself, those are the trouble makers that had me put in here I bet, their butts get kicked FIRST!
Anyway, Sun Jian and Sun Quan were still staring at SunShangXiang for her cute talking and petting with Lu Xun. "What?" she asked confusedly. But Zhou Yu on the other hand was interested in the fact that SSX (A/N That's what I'll call her from now on because I'm a lazy bum!) could actually have Lu Xun trust her. "How did you do that?" he asked. SSX shrugged, "I dunno..." Zhou Yu fell over anime style (A/N I know DW isn't and anime but hell, it works!) along with Xiao Qiao. "WHAT?!" SSX shouted in annoyance.
"Ok, I'll make you guys a deal, just you...." Lu Xun counted how many people there were besides himself, "5! I'll make a deal with just you 5!" Everyone turned their heads to Lu Xun who was acting like a human again. Zhou Yu crossed his arms, "What deal could you make?" he challenged. Lu Xun rubbed his chin in thought, "Er... you guys make one up and I'll see if I like it!" Lu Xun declared smiling. Now everyone fell over. "NO!" They all shouted when they managed to get to their feet. Lu Xun pouted and sat down like a two year old. "Awwww!" SSX cooed again. Sun Quan thwaped her upside the head. "Ow! What was that for?!" SSX demanded after her older brother struck her. Sun Quan just glared and walked out of the room, "You guys can deal with him!" he said as he left.
Zhou Yu sighed, "Ok, "Prince of Flames," we'll make you a deal with you. If you stop acting like a maniac, we'll let you out! Ok?" Lu Xun looked at Zhou Yu distastefully. "Are you calling me a maniac?!" he yelled, "Well can maniacs do... this?" Lu Xun boasted making a shape with his arms, he tried making a star again like in his dream but then frowned and stopped. To him there was a crude looking star, to everyone else, it was some 17 year old weirdo waving his arms around stupidly. Zhou Yu grabbed Lu Xun's arm threw the bars and stopped him, "This is what I'm talking about-"
Then Xiao Qiao frowned, "That was it? That's why we locked him up?" Xiao Qiao questioned. Everyone's eyes turned to her, "Uh... yea!" Sun Jian said like it was the most obvious thing in the world (which it was). Xiao Qiao blushed and kicked a rock. Zhou Yu blinked at looked at her, "Why else would we lock him up?" he asked curiously. "Well... I dunno, if I was gonna lock him up, it'd be because he always wears that funny hat!" Xiao Qiao said quickly, pointing to Lu Xun's hat. "What's wrong with my hat?!" Lu Xun demanded. Everyone's eyes went to Xiao Qiao, "Its' funny looking!" Everyone's eyes switched to Lu Xun, "Is not!" Eyes on Xiao Qiao, "Is TO!" You get the point, "IS NOT!" "IS TO!" This little argument went on just like that for a while before Zhou Yu was no longer amused and stepped in.
"LU XUN, SHUT UP!" Zhou Yu shouted, making Xiao Qiao smile and stick her tongue out at Lu Xun, "And sweetie, will you please SHUT YOUR TRAP?!" That put her smile away and they both gave Zhou Yu a sour look. "All right, nobody cares if Lu Xun's hat is funny or not-" Xiao Qiao interrupted her husband, "I do!" she said raising her hand. "So do I!" added Lu Xun. Zhou Yu rubbed his temples in annoyance. "Sun Jian, do YOU care?" Zhou Yu asked giving Sun Jian a look that meant, "Say no or I'll beat you with your own arm, cook it, then feed it to the wolves!" Sun Jian found interest in his shoes, "Yes..." he said innocently. Zhou Yu slapped his forehead and mumbled, "This is useless!" he walked of the room and when he was just about out, and in a defeated voice he said, "Carry on..."
The bickering continued quickly and Sun Jian watched happily pulling some popcorn out of nowhere. As Zhou Yu left the dungeon room, he could still hear his wife and pyro boy bickering, so he close the dungeon door behind him and made sure it wasn't locked; memories of the time he got stuck locked in there with Gan Ning came back to him. He shuddered. "He was so annoying!" Zhou Yu said quietly.
Just then a scout came running up to Zhou Yu with urgent news. "Master Zhou Yu! Have you seen Lord Sun Jian? I have urgent news! An enemy camp is set up not to far from here, they're planning an attack! We must get ready for battle!" The scout said very antsy. Zhou Yu nodded and decided to bring those words straight to Sun Jian himself. He burst threw the door of the dungeon where he saw-"WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING!?" Zhou Yu shouted. "Duh, we're playing cards!" Xiao Qiao said not looking away from her cards. "Bu-But... the scout! Lord Sun Jian there are-" Sun Jian waved his free hand in assurance, "Whatever it is, I'll deal with later, speaking of dealing, Lu, I need 2 more cards!" Sun Jian said calmly. Zhou Yu's mouth dropped to the floor, "NO! NO MORE DEALING TIME-" Xiao Qiao had her turn for interrupting, "Now, now, honey, if you wanted to play you just could have asked!" Xiao Qiao said generously. "NOW YOU LISTEN-" Lu Xun was even in this, "Shadup! If you don't wanna play go away! Hey... I made a rhyme!" Lu Xun said happily.
More frustrated than ever Zhou Yu grabbed the cards and threw them out the nearest window! "HEY!" Everyone shouted angrily. "Jeez, Yu! What was that for?" Xiao Qiao questioned disappointed. "THERE IS AN ENEMY CAMP PLANNING TO ATTACK! GET YOUR BUMS MOVING!" Zhou Yu commanded. That immediately got everyone's attention and they all got up. Lu Xun got up and ran into the bars. "Ouch..." he said quietly. Everyone began leaving the room with him still in the dungeon cell. "WAIT! What about... me?" he said, his voice drifting down. Sun Jian peeked his head threw the door, "You can go back to battle when you stop being a psycho!" Sun Jian said all to gleefully. Lu Xun growled and plopped on his bum. "Damnit!" he shouted loudly.
He paced around for a while thinking out loud, "Even if I did get out, they took my magic sticks! If only-" that's when Lu Xun spotted a tiny box that in sloppy handwriting had the words "Magic Sticks" on it. "Fools... they left my magic sticks here! But how will I get out of here?" He thought some more for a little while when finally he felt an itch in his hat. "Arg! Something's always been pokey with this hat!" he yelled in annoyance. He pulled his hat off and searched for what was poking him. There was nothing on his head, but he looked around and saw a small shiny thing in his hat. "Oh, what's this?" Lu Xun said with a smirk. He reached in his hat and pulled out a tiny piece of metal. "I remember why this is here! After I got captured that one day, when I got back I put this in my hat so I could pick the lock to my cell! Good thinking, no wonder I was chosen to be Prince of all Flames!"
Lu Xun reached out of the bars with his lock picker and shoved the tiny metal piece in the lock. After moving it around for some time, he heard a small click and the barred door slowly went open. "Heh, I knew they couldn't keep me here for long! BWAHAHAHA!" Something tickled Lu Xun's nose. It smelt like... "Excellent..." Lu Xun said pulling a Mr. Burns. He ran out the dungeon door and towards the smell of fresh gun powder.
And of course, thank you reviewers:
Chibipearlball: Thanks, and also thanks for telling me that... I was confused! Dragon Child: Yea, crazy=good! Thanks! Blue Viper: I'm glad you think so. Hehehehe! Dragana: Just wait until you see the next chapter! Shannon: ^.^ Thanks!
Now I'm off to my friend's house, she's been gone all stinking summer and just got back! If any of you wanna help me restrain her next summer, please do, I pay good money! ^.^ BWAHAHA! No more vacationing for her...*runs away to write the next chapter*