Wouldn't ya know it! I'm back again. After school started again, I lacked
the time to write another chapter, but here I am, adding one! I finally was
able to get around to it so now I'm going to do it before you all kill me.
I only hope that you readers are still there *hears crickets*
Disclaimer: I'm gonna have my current obsession do this for me! BOROMIR! *Boromir comes running *
Boromir: Huh? How the. I. thought- Eileen: You were dead? Naaah, I took care of that, I just need you to read this paper! Boromir: But Wh- Eileen: JUST DO IT! Boromir: Ok, ok! No need to get angry. *grabs the paper * Hmm. what is- Eileen: What did I just say? Boromir: I don't understand why I'm listening to you. but fine! (In a super, fast, annoyed voice) Eileen does not own any of the Dynasty Warriors characters and never will (this was not in the paper) because she's an idiot! Eileen glares. Boromir runs.
Xiao Qiao and Zhou Yu were getting closer and closer to the shards of the place that once was their base, and saw flames everywhere. Little ones, big ones, and the mother one that stood in the middle. Xiao sweat dropped, "He really did it this time, didn't he honey?" she said exasperated.
Zhou Yu clenched his fists, "Yes! He's really gonna get it now!" Zhou Yu ran to the rubble and searched for a certain hat-wearing teenager to take his built up anger out on. He searched about, throwing flaming chunks of whatnot around, hoping to dig up the nuisance. He suddenly gripped onto a. crunchy substance that crumbled beneath his hands. As he lifted it, it fell into ashes and there was a sudden coughing. "Lu? Is that you?" Zhou asked.
Lu Xun's head was visible now that Zhou had removed his crispy hat. He was all black and charred covered. He coughed a few times and opened his eyes in the pile of rubble. "GET ME OUT OF HERE THIS INSTANT, PEASANT!" Lu shouted looking around for BG. That was when a strong hand shot out and grabbed him by the hair, lifting him from his hole.
"You little BRAT!" Zhou Yu scolded holding the younger man by his hair at least 2 feet off the ground. Xiao Qiao came running and shrieked.
"HONEY! PUT THAT BOY DOWN RIGHT NOW!" She smacked Zhou in the face and gave him a sour look, "Don't hit the children! Do you want him growing up to be a druggy that has sex with 4 different girls a night?" she shouted.
Zhou Yu frowned and looked at the ground, "I'm sorry." He said apologetically.
"Now you give him to me!" Xiao ordered. Zhou nodded and with his head still hanging, he set Lu Xun down by Xiao Qiao. She smiled at Lu Xun innocently and grabbed his hand. She dragged him a few feet away.
Zhou Yu raised an eyebrow and waited to see what she would do next. She suddenly stopped and gave Lu Xun and evil glare. She then grabbed him, sat on a chair that appeared from nowhere, and had him bending over across her lap. She then proceeded to spank his bottom like an angry mother! Lu Xun screamed in pain like a toddler and tried struggling, but couldn't break Xiao's grip. She spanked him repetitively never stopping while he whined.
"XIAO! I'M SORRY! PLEASE, NO MORE!" he begged. She had a really hard smack. Zhou would have went to help him, but it was too darn funny.
But it didn't stop there, oh no, two whole armies began rushing in to see what happened, both Wu and Wei came to see what the hubbub was all about. Running at full speed, they instantly stopped to watch the spectacle before them. Xiao Qiao sitting on a wooden chair, Lu Xun lying across her lap with a look of agony on his face while she rapidly spanked him angrily.
Cao Cao stood there for a while, just staring at them, quite amused by the situation. But he was fighting this army? THIS ARMY? How pathetic was he to not be able to defeat such morons! Those were the thoughts going through his head. He turned to Sun Ce and raised an eyebrow. Sun Ce narrowed his eyes, "What? I don't see anything wrong with this!" he said turning away, crossing his arms. Cao Cao snorted and walked away calling his army. He wasn't going to disgrace himself by fighting this weak army! They all left and Xiao finally was beginning to tire of spanking poor Lu Xun.
With her tired hands she threw him on the ground and wiped her hands off. "That ought to teach him!" she said walking up to Zhou Yu.
Zhou Yu, now that he was done laughing, glared at her. "Hypocrite." he mumbled walking back to the base to help everyone rebuild it.
Sun Quan crossed his arms and glared down at the guy rubbing his butt. "Well, well, well, I never would have guessed." Sun Quan said sarcastically. Lu Xun looked up at him and stared daggers at the man. Sun Quan lifted Lu Xun by his collar and brought him up to his face, "You better cut this crap out-"
That was when Lu Xun sniffed and gagged, "Dude. ever heard of toothpaste?" Lu Xun mocked.
Sun Quan looked up and thought, "Actually. no, no I haven't." he said truthfully. Lu Xun blinked.
"Really? Wait-WHOOPS! I forgot, they didn't make toothpaste until the future! My bad." Lu Xun apologized, looking at the ground.
"No problem, once I asked my father for a car- Hey! Stop trying to change the subject!" Sun Quan shouted. Lu Xun blinked in thought.
"Naaaw. I think not!" he agreed with himself. He smirked. suddenly Sun Quan felt a burning sensation on his head.
"What the." he looked up and his eyes widened like saucers! "MY HAT THING IS ON FIRE! MY HAT THING IS ON FIRE!" he screamed dropping Lu Xun and running panicked. Lu Xun giggled maniacally then scampered away into the woods.
Zhou Yu looked over at where the screaming was coming from and grabbed a piece of debris and started hitting himself on the face with it. Xiao Qiao looked at him thoughtfully, "Honey, what are you doing?" she asked innocently.
Between whacks, Zhou Yu managed to get out a, "Look behind you." Xiao Qiao did so and growled.
"DAMN-" she was suddenly stopped by a hand that covered her mouth.
She looked up at Zhou Yu who told her sternly, "No! No swearing for innocent little Xiao!" Zhou felt her smile under his hand and they both began running to recapture the fugitive.
Disclaimer: I'm gonna have my current obsession do this for me! BOROMIR! *Boromir comes running *
Boromir: Huh? How the. I. thought- Eileen: You were dead? Naaah, I took care of that, I just need you to read this paper! Boromir: But Wh- Eileen: JUST DO IT! Boromir: Ok, ok! No need to get angry. *grabs the paper * Hmm. what is- Eileen: What did I just say? Boromir: I don't understand why I'm listening to you. but fine! (In a super, fast, annoyed voice) Eileen does not own any of the Dynasty Warriors characters and never will (this was not in the paper) because she's an idiot! Eileen glares. Boromir runs.
Xiao Qiao and Zhou Yu were getting closer and closer to the shards of the place that once was their base, and saw flames everywhere. Little ones, big ones, and the mother one that stood in the middle. Xiao sweat dropped, "He really did it this time, didn't he honey?" she said exasperated.
Zhou Yu clenched his fists, "Yes! He's really gonna get it now!" Zhou Yu ran to the rubble and searched for a certain hat-wearing teenager to take his built up anger out on. He searched about, throwing flaming chunks of whatnot around, hoping to dig up the nuisance. He suddenly gripped onto a. crunchy substance that crumbled beneath his hands. As he lifted it, it fell into ashes and there was a sudden coughing. "Lu? Is that you?" Zhou asked.
Lu Xun's head was visible now that Zhou had removed his crispy hat. He was all black and charred covered. He coughed a few times and opened his eyes in the pile of rubble. "GET ME OUT OF HERE THIS INSTANT, PEASANT!" Lu shouted looking around for BG. That was when a strong hand shot out and grabbed him by the hair, lifting him from his hole.
"You little BRAT!" Zhou Yu scolded holding the younger man by his hair at least 2 feet off the ground. Xiao Qiao came running and shrieked.
"HONEY! PUT THAT BOY DOWN RIGHT NOW!" She smacked Zhou in the face and gave him a sour look, "Don't hit the children! Do you want him growing up to be a druggy that has sex with 4 different girls a night?" she shouted.
Zhou Yu frowned and looked at the ground, "I'm sorry." He said apologetically.
"Now you give him to me!" Xiao ordered. Zhou nodded and with his head still hanging, he set Lu Xun down by Xiao Qiao. She smiled at Lu Xun innocently and grabbed his hand. She dragged him a few feet away.
Zhou Yu raised an eyebrow and waited to see what she would do next. She suddenly stopped and gave Lu Xun and evil glare. She then grabbed him, sat on a chair that appeared from nowhere, and had him bending over across her lap. She then proceeded to spank his bottom like an angry mother! Lu Xun screamed in pain like a toddler and tried struggling, but couldn't break Xiao's grip. She spanked him repetitively never stopping while he whined.
"XIAO! I'M SORRY! PLEASE, NO MORE!" he begged. She had a really hard smack. Zhou would have went to help him, but it was too darn funny.
But it didn't stop there, oh no, two whole armies began rushing in to see what happened, both Wu and Wei came to see what the hubbub was all about. Running at full speed, they instantly stopped to watch the spectacle before them. Xiao Qiao sitting on a wooden chair, Lu Xun lying across her lap with a look of agony on his face while she rapidly spanked him angrily.
Cao Cao stood there for a while, just staring at them, quite amused by the situation. But he was fighting this army? THIS ARMY? How pathetic was he to not be able to defeat such morons! Those were the thoughts going through his head. He turned to Sun Ce and raised an eyebrow. Sun Ce narrowed his eyes, "What? I don't see anything wrong with this!" he said turning away, crossing his arms. Cao Cao snorted and walked away calling his army. He wasn't going to disgrace himself by fighting this weak army! They all left and Xiao finally was beginning to tire of spanking poor Lu Xun.
With her tired hands she threw him on the ground and wiped her hands off. "That ought to teach him!" she said walking up to Zhou Yu.
Zhou Yu, now that he was done laughing, glared at her. "Hypocrite." he mumbled walking back to the base to help everyone rebuild it.
Sun Quan crossed his arms and glared down at the guy rubbing his butt. "Well, well, well, I never would have guessed." Sun Quan said sarcastically. Lu Xun looked up at him and stared daggers at the man. Sun Quan lifted Lu Xun by his collar and brought him up to his face, "You better cut this crap out-"
That was when Lu Xun sniffed and gagged, "Dude. ever heard of toothpaste?" Lu Xun mocked.
Sun Quan looked up and thought, "Actually. no, no I haven't." he said truthfully. Lu Xun blinked.
"Really? Wait-WHOOPS! I forgot, they didn't make toothpaste until the future! My bad." Lu Xun apologized, looking at the ground.
"No problem, once I asked my father for a car- Hey! Stop trying to change the subject!" Sun Quan shouted. Lu Xun blinked in thought.
"Naaaw. I think not!" he agreed with himself. He smirked. suddenly Sun Quan felt a burning sensation on his head.
"What the." he looked up and his eyes widened like saucers! "MY HAT THING IS ON FIRE! MY HAT THING IS ON FIRE!" he screamed dropping Lu Xun and running panicked. Lu Xun giggled maniacally then scampered away into the woods.
Zhou Yu looked over at where the screaming was coming from and grabbed a piece of debris and started hitting himself on the face with it. Xiao Qiao looked at him thoughtfully, "Honey, what are you doing?" she asked innocently.
Between whacks, Zhou Yu managed to get out a, "Look behind you." Xiao Qiao did so and growled.
"DAMN-" she was suddenly stopped by a hand that covered her mouth.
She looked up at Zhou Yu who told her sternly, "No! No swearing for innocent little Xiao!" Zhou felt her smile under his hand and they both began running to recapture the fugitive.