Hey, hey, hey! Guess who found time for another chapter! Yep, and for this
one I'll try to make it a little longer. It's a boring Sunday morning and I
have plenty of time! WEEE! So enjoy.
And today's disclaimer. *Eileen raises her arms up like a conductor. pauses, then starts waving them, a loud booming chorus sings with a musical tune:*
"EILEEN DOES NOT OWN DYNASTY WARRIORS OR ANY OF THE CHARACTERS! LEAVE HER ALONE OR WE WILL SING TO YOU FOREVER!"
*Eileen claps*
Lu Xun made his way through the forest, running past tree after tree, jumping over rock after rock. Well actually there was the occasional miss step that caused him to go tumbling down and curse himself for not seeing the rock, but besides that it was pretty graceful. (A/N: Lu Xun is sooooo cute!) He ran for a good. 3 minutes and decided he was far enough into the forest.
He found a fallen log and began to sit down. His rump touched the log and he winced in pain, "Ow, ow, ow, ow! Butt. in. pain!" he said immediately standing back up to rub his sore tooshie! He frowned; Xiao would pay for her spanking the royal prince of flames!
But that was when Lu realized something. "BG..? BG?! Where are you? You were supposed to follow me!" he shouted into nowhere. He threw a rock. it ricocheted off of another rock and came back at him, smacking him in the face. He growled. And began rubbing his face. Then his butt, then his face, then he was rubbing each with each hand.
A little girl outside picking berries not to far away glanced over at the teenager doing a "strange dance." Here eyes widened, that was the one of the creepiest things she ever saw. She slowly walked up to the boy and blinked. Lu didn't even notice her presence. She stood there for a while, gaping at him, then finally started to speak up.
"Hey Mister! What in the name of Wu are you doing?!" she asked bewildered with big eyes. Lu Xun jumped and fell back from surprise, ceasing his butt and face rubbing. The girl giggled and ran up to him. He blinked for a second then shook out of his surprise.
"What do you want, peasant girl?" he asked in a royal fashion, getting up and dusting him self off. The girl stared up at him, she was about seven or eight, she wore raggedy peasant clothes, and had dark brown hair, much the color of Sun Shang Xiang's hair. He eyes were big and brown and she had a smudge of dirt on the left side of her face. She did not answer Lu Xun's question.
"If you're just going to stare at me like I'm some sort of crazy freak, I think I'll be on my leave!" Lu Xun said, still obtaining his snobby accent. The girl giggled again.
"You're stupid!" she said pointing at him, giggling ever more. Lu Xun gave a look of perplexity, which soon turned to anger.
"How dare you say-" Lu Xun started but stopped when the girl began walking around him, examining him. He looked at her as she took in every detail about him, then she stopped and nodded.
Acting professional, she rubbed her chin and mocked his accent and said, "Yes. stupid!" she agreed with herself. Lu Xun's eyebrows scrunched up and he frowned at her.
"Why do you continue to ridicule me?" Lu Xun inquired. The girl looked up at him with a dopey smile.
"Because you're stupid, silly!" she said like it was the most obvious thing in the world. Lu Xun's face turned red with anger. It was then he picked the girl up like a potato sack and began running again. The girl blinked in shock and decided to accept the free ride.
Not too far behind Lu, our favorite couple was searching the woods for the culprit. "I swear I saw him go this way!" Zhou said baffled.
Xiao smiled, "Yea, I know!" she said perfectly un-budged by the fact that Lu Xun was getting away, out into the public! Zhou Yu raised an eyebrow, but then shrugged it off; Xiao was just. cute that way. So he continued walking and searching for signs of Lu Xun. That was when the two heard a scream. something like "BG!" They glanced at each other and nodded to go find who they heard.
But by the time they reached where he was, there was not sign of him. just some little footprints. and some big ones. Zhou's eyes widened "Do you think-"
Xiao nodded, "He turned into a kid!" she shouted in horror. Zhou Yu fell to the ground anime style.
"NO! Do you think he met up with someone? That would be quite tragic if he were to meet up with a little 7 and a half year old girl with raggedy clothes, dark brown hair about the color of Sun Shang Xiang's, and a dirt smudge on her left cheek!" Zhou Yu stated worriedly.
Heh, silly me, I forgot I had this chapter and I never posted it until now! Looks like you all have an EXTRA chapter to read now because Eileen's a baka! *Rubs back of head* you all could have read this a long time ago but I'm dumb! Anyway, enjoy the next free chapter!
And today's disclaimer. *Eileen raises her arms up like a conductor. pauses, then starts waving them, a loud booming chorus sings with a musical tune:*
"EILEEN DOES NOT OWN DYNASTY WARRIORS OR ANY OF THE CHARACTERS! LEAVE HER ALONE OR WE WILL SING TO YOU FOREVER!"
*Eileen claps*
Lu Xun made his way through the forest, running past tree after tree, jumping over rock after rock. Well actually there was the occasional miss step that caused him to go tumbling down and curse himself for not seeing the rock, but besides that it was pretty graceful. (A/N: Lu Xun is sooooo cute!) He ran for a good. 3 minutes and decided he was far enough into the forest.
He found a fallen log and began to sit down. His rump touched the log and he winced in pain, "Ow, ow, ow, ow! Butt. in. pain!" he said immediately standing back up to rub his sore tooshie! He frowned; Xiao would pay for her spanking the royal prince of flames!
But that was when Lu realized something. "BG..? BG?! Where are you? You were supposed to follow me!" he shouted into nowhere. He threw a rock. it ricocheted off of another rock and came back at him, smacking him in the face. He growled. And began rubbing his face. Then his butt, then his face, then he was rubbing each with each hand.
A little girl outside picking berries not to far away glanced over at the teenager doing a "strange dance." Here eyes widened, that was the one of the creepiest things she ever saw. She slowly walked up to the boy and blinked. Lu didn't even notice her presence. She stood there for a while, gaping at him, then finally started to speak up.
"Hey Mister! What in the name of Wu are you doing?!" she asked bewildered with big eyes. Lu Xun jumped and fell back from surprise, ceasing his butt and face rubbing. The girl giggled and ran up to him. He blinked for a second then shook out of his surprise.
"What do you want, peasant girl?" he asked in a royal fashion, getting up and dusting him self off. The girl stared up at him, she was about seven or eight, she wore raggedy peasant clothes, and had dark brown hair, much the color of Sun Shang Xiang's hair. He eyes were big and brown and she had a smudge of dirt on the left side of her face. She did not answer Lu Xun's question.
"If you're just going to stare at me like I'm some sort of crazy freak, I think I'll be on my leave!" Lu Xun said, still obtaining his snobby accent. The girl giggled again.
"You're stupid!" she said pointing at him, giggling ever more. Lu Xun gave a look of perplexity, which soon turned to anger.
"How dare you say-" Lu Xun started but stopped when the girl began walking around him, examining him. He looked at her as she took in every detail about him, then she stopped and nodded.
Acting professional, she rubbed her chin and mocked his accent and said, "Yes. stupid!" she agreed with herself. Lu Xun's eyebrows scrunched up and he frowned at her.
"Why do you continue to ridicule me?" Lu Xun inquired. The girl looked up at him with a dopey smile.
"Because you're stupid, silly!" she said like it was the most obvious thing in the world. Lu Xun's face turned red with anger. It was then he picked the girl up like a potato sack and began running again. The girl blinked in shock and decided to accept the free ride.
Not too far behind Lu, our favorite couple was searching the woods for the culprit. "I swear I saw him go this way!" Zhou said baffled.
Xiao smiled, "Yea, I know!" she said perfectly un-budged by the fact that Lu Xun was getting away, out into the public! Zhou Yu raised an eyebrow, but then shrugged it off; Xiao was just. cute that way. So he continued walking and searching for signs of Lu Xun. That was when the two heard a scream. something like "BG!" They glanced at each other and nodded to go find who they heard.
But by the time they reached where he was, there was not sign of him. just some little footprints. and some big ones. Zhou's eyes widened "Do you think-"
Xiao nodded, "He turned into a kid!" she shouted in horror. Zhou Yu fell to the ground anime style.
"NO! Do you think he met up with someone? That would be quite tragic if he were to meet up with a little 7 and a half year old girl with raggedy clothes, dark brown hair about the color of Sun Shang Xiang's, and a dirt smudge on her left cheek!" Zhou Yu stated worriedly.
Heh, silly me, I forgot I had this chapter and I never posted it until now! Looks like you all have an EXTRA chapter to read now because Eileen's a baka! *Rubs back of head* you all could have read this a long time ago but I'm dumb! Anyway, enjoy the next free chapter!